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(Mother Nature Network)   If you're an AI sentient being, it's got to be cool to realize you were built to be a surfing robot. Until you become aware you're a surfing robot designed to study sharks   (mnn.com ) divider line
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2012-08-20 08:59:16 AM  
i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-20 09:34:50 AM  
AI-easily one of the most boring and also vomit-inducing movie I have ever seen.

"Whaaaa! I wanna be a real boy!!!"
you're a robot-fark off
 
2012-08-20 09:36:03 AM  
www.maximumpc.com
 
2012-08-20 09:38:12 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Approves.
 
2012-08-20 09:38:31 AM  
Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With!
 
2012-08-20 09:40:55 AM  
wiki.base22.com


"Where is my surf board?"
 
2012-08-20 09:42:11 AM  
anybody?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLwkCsgqLs
No?
 
2012-08-20 09:47:31 AM  
It doesn't have a capacity to feel pain, so why would it care?
 
2012-08-20 09:49:58 AM  
It could be worse. Imagine being built for this:


shirtoid.com
 
2012-08-20 10:01:24 AM  
it sounds complicated
 
2012-08-20 10:05:16 AM  
Wouldn't it be cheaper to use a blow up doll. I'd offer mine but it might be too well used.
 
2012-08-20 10:06:57 AM  

Insaniteus: It could be worse. Imagine being built for this:

 

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-20 10:07:17 AM  
"My mother TOLD me to be something practical like the arm in a vending machine, but nooooo".
 
2012-08-20 10:14:37 AM  

Insaniteus: It could be worse. Imagine being built for this:


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-20 10:16:16 AM  
www.kidscartoonmovies.com

/hot like the toast that springs from his loins.
 
2012-08-20 10:20:43 AM  
"Bite Head" would be an awesome band name. Or Fark handle.
 
2012-08-20 10:22:03 AM  

Millennium: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Approves.


Came here for that. Then I came.
 
2012-08-20 10:39:31 AM  
This area is part of a broader, densely biodiverse region known as the "Blue Serengeti," which is teeming with blue whales, bluefin tuna, white sharks, mako sharks, sea turtles, elephant seals and other sea life.

Right up until the Japanese fishing trawlers show up that is....
 
2012-08-20 10:51:08 AM  
This might prove to be a bad idea once the AI realizes that sharks sometimes at surfers. At that point the AI might become resentful and start plotting it's revenge...
 
2012-08-20 11:44:27 AM  
Bender is going to be pissed off when he hears about this.
 
2012-08-20 12:25:32 PM  

Millennium: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Approves.


stevetherobot: Millennium: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]

Approves.

Came here for that. Then I came.


Thought I was going to be all cool and obscure and post that book cover, but NooOOoo, NOTHING is obscure on Fark.
 
2012-08-20 01:54:15 PM  

Insaniteus: It could be worse. Imagine being built for this:


/talkie toaster rules!
 
2012-08-20 02:06:13 PM  
This sounds more like a shark attack training program to me...
 
2012-08-20 10:25:17 PM  
Dude, that would be way more awesome.

"HEY SHARK! I'M WATCHING YOU! AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE I'M A FARKING ROBOT!!!"

Shark: "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my diiii..."

Robot: "Hello? Robot. DENIED. Now smile for the camera, biatch. Surf's up."
 
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