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(Crooks & Liars)   Rudy Giuliani is still upset about that whole "a noun, a verb and 9/11" crack   (videocafe.crooksandliars.com) divider line 92
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2012-08-20 12:16:20 AM
/pats Rudy on the head
 
2012-08-20 12:27:17 AM
Giuliani said that a series of gaffes showed that Biden was not very "bright."

And yet, he still ate your lunch, so what does that say about you, Rudy?
 
2012-08-20 07:17:15 AM

Former Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum also claimed on Sunday that Biden and President Barack Obama were "dividing this country" by playing the race card and using words like "y'all."


Y'all is divisive now?

Is he getting ready for a Fox gig?
"I do think there are some serious questions," he concluded.
"Is that just campaign talk or do you really think he's nuts?" Schieffer wondered.

"Oh, no, I don't think he's nuts," Giuliani replied. "I'm just saying, I wonder
 
2012-08-20 08:16:38 AM
punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-20 08:42:02 AM
"I know that sometimes Republican come across as looking like we feel sorry for ourselves,"

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Republican gross understatement of the week
 
2012-08-20 08:45:46 AM
This is their set messaging for every time The Biden is activated and starts kicking ass.
 
2012-08-20 08:46:08 AM
He'll get over it.
 
2012-08-20 08:49:37 AM
That guy was all over the place, he's like I'm serious, I'm joking, I'm half joking, but seriously... I do think there are some issues...
 
2012-08-20 08:54:12 AM
I HEAR COLORS
www.theblaze.com
 
2012-08-20 08:55:21 AM
Yeah, OK Rudy. Whatever you say.

I know Bidden is a gaffe machine, but they are mostly harmless, chuckle worthy goofs to members of our own country. He doesn't go overseas and insult swaths of people, incite warfare by telling our biggest middle eastern ally/target/instigator they they will have a blank check under his administration, and reveal secret meetings taken place in freaking secrecy.

At no point while watching one of Biden's speeches or interviews have I questioned his intelligence or motivations. Hell, the reason for half if not most of his farkups is that he speaks honestly and off the cuff so much more than most politicians. He's less refined, measured, and prepared, especially when compared to his current boss, but that's why I like him.
 
2012-08-20 08:55:51 AM
Republicans can't stand that they are being beaten at their own game
 
2012-08-20 08:57:44 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
/noun, verb, oblig
 
2012-08-20 08:59:29 AM
"Don't talk about our guy! Our guy sucks. Talk about that guy. He says funny things sometimes."
 
2012-08-20 09:00:52 AM
The right side of Giuliani's mouth:
He's a joke on late night television.

The left side of Giuliani's mouth:
if this were [former Vice President Dick] Cheney or [former Alaska Gov.] Sarah Palin or [former Vice President] Dan Quayle, my goodness, all you guys on television would be going crazy about how could he say this and what's wrong with him? So, maybe I was just trying to even up the score a little bit."

Is he a joke on late night television, or is no one asking how he could say that? You can't have it both ways, shiatbird.
 
2012-08-20 09:00:59 AM
This is where my opinion of Biden comes from.

Based on this and other stuff like it, I'm fairly well convinced that Biden is actually a good person. So I can see how he scares the crap out of most politicians.
 
2012-08-20 09:03:09 AM
Sorry, bub, but I'm not going to stop using you as a case study when I lecture on terror management theory and politics.
 
2012-08-20 09:03:13 AM

unlikely: This is where my opinion of Biden comes from.

Based on this and other stuff like it, I'm fairly well convinced that Biden is actually a good person. So I can see how he scares the crap out of most politicians.


I can't watch the video right now, but is that where he talks about losing his family in the crash? There wasn't a dry eye watching that that I would consider human.
 
2012-08-20 09:05:50 AM
Shadowknight
Yeah, OK Rudy. Whatever you say.

I know Bidden is a gaffe machine, but they are mostly harmless, chuckle worthy goofs to members of our own country. He doesn't go overseas and insult swaths of people, incite warfare by telling our biggest middle eastern ally/target/instigator they they will have a blank check under his administration, and reveal secret meetings taken place in freaking secrecy.

At no point while watching one of Biden's speeches or interviews have I questioned his intelligence or motivations. Hell, the reason for half if not most of his farkups is that he speaks honestly and off the cuff so much more than most politicians. He's less refined, measured, and prepared, especially when compared to his current boss, but that's why I like him.


He likes you too - and he would like to introduce you to his friend Philippi....Philippi the Fist.
www.freakingnews.com
 
2012-08-20 09:06:18 AM
He was the Senator from Delaware, on the DelMarVa peninsula. We say y'all all the time. Y'all.
 
2012-08-20 09:06:34 AM
Hey, remember that one gaffe Giuliani had? The one where he thought the crooked cop that was bought off by the mob should head up the Dept. of Homeland Security?


Yeah, shut the fark up, sit down, and wait to die. Nobody cares what you have to say.


/a message to you, Rudy
 
2012-08-20 09:08:29 AM

Shadowknight: unlikely: This is where my opinion of Biden comes from.

Based on this and other stuff like it, I'm fairly well convinced that Biden is actually a good person. So I can see how he scares the crap out of most politicians.

I can't watch the video right now, but is that where he talks about losing his family in the crash? There wasn't a dry eye watching that that I would consider human.


I, like all good Republicans, think that it is sickening that someone would reference a tragedy in a political speech.

BTW, the 11th anniversary of 9/11 is coming up, and we must use this opportunity to remind everyone that the LIEbruls support terrorists.
 
2012-08-20 09:10:41 AM

advex101: He was the Senator from Delaware, on the DelMarVa peninsula. We say y'all all the time. Y'all.


I'm in Delaware right now, sitting outside the Dover Air Force Base waiting for a space available flight to my home in Spain to open up. First time I've ever been here, and I've heard at least three people here (taxi driver, IHOP waitress, hotel clerk) that have said it to me this morning.

Hell, I'm from Michigan and I've caught myself saying it after ten years living in Virginia. It's just a spreading vernacular at this point.
 
2012-08-20 09:11:03 AM
What makes Biden so amusing is that the people from his party spent 8 years running around hysterically trying to convince us that Bush was stupid while at the same time constantly accusing him of all of these grand and clever schemes... "Bush is an idiot... but he tricked us!"

Then of course we have to hear how "stupid" Palin is, or back when she was the VP nominee, how inexperienced she was.

So yeah, let's talk about how stupid and/or inexperienced the Republicans are then turn around and jump for joy as Obama, the most inexperienced and incompetent fool to ever occupy the White House, and his completely inept VP Biden goes along for the ride. It's like Obama picked him as a safe guard "Do you really want to get rid of me and have to deal with him instead? Because oh boy if you think I'm an idiot... you just wait until you see that Joe can do."
 
2012-08-20 09:12:37 AM
The Biden plan for Afghanistan and his opposition to Obama's troop increase to hold random parts of the hindu kush makes him pretty savvy on national defense. We'd be entrenched in a ground war in Iran right now if Giuliani was president. I'd say the smarter guy is in office right now.
 
2012-08-20 09:12:49 AM

randomjsa: Then of course we have to hear how "stupid" Palin is, or back when she was the VP nominee, how inexperienced she was.


I will admit that Sarah Palin is much smarter than you.
 
2012-08-20 09:16:10 AM

KyngNothing: Rick Santorum also claimed on Sunday that Biden and President Barack Obama were "dividing this country" by playing the race card


When you brag about wanting to get all those blah people off welfare, you kind of deserve the race card being played. You know, because you're being racist.
 
2012-08-20 09:19:48 AM
blog.timesunion.com

What a divider might look like
 
2012-08-20 09:20:00 AM
Giuliani is angling for a talk show gig. Those speaking engagements from 9/11 have to have dried up by now.
 
2012-08-20 09:21:08 AM
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impiousdigest.com
 
2012-08-20 09:22:54 AM
When I think "intelligence", Rudy Giuliani does not spring to mind.
 
2012-08-20 09:22:58 AM
And Bush Jr. was a farking rocket surgeon. Bidden is more intelligent than the average southern republican voter.
 
2012-08-20 09:23:23 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: randomjsa: Then of course we have to hear how "stupid" Palin is, or back when she was the VP nominee, how inexperienced she was.

I will admit that Sarah Palin is much smarter than you.


I know he's a troll, but I know real Republicans that say this. The comparison always left me feeling kind of angry at their purposeful disconnect.

I mean, Biden catches his own gaffes and either apologizes immediately or laughs at his own screw up. Then he goes on to say his point coherently. Palin would spit up a virtual word salad, smile like she was saying "Nailed it!" inside her own head, and never realized what she said made no sense to anyone. But even when she does manage a sentence without tripping over her own folkiness, what she says is basically a series of half memorized talking points with a sprinkling of condescending, mean spirited nastiness. Usually highly hypocritical, too.
 
2012-08-20 09:25:02 AM
Marcus Aurelius

When I think "intelligence", Rudy Giuliani does not spring to mind.



Yeah - but neither does Joe Biden.
 
2012-08-20 09:25:52 AM
Somebody: Argument

But counterargument.
 
2012-08-20 09:26:44 AM
www.thelmagazine.com
Go ahead. take Rudy seriously. No, seriously. Take him.
 
2012-08-20 09:27:20 AM
This is a guy who built the NYC emergency center in WTC7 - a building that sits next to a building that has been attacked by terrorists once before and was a known target for future attacks. He has zero credibility.
 
2012-08-20 09:27:30 AM
"I mean, there's a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it," the former mayor opined.

So . . . Bachmann, Palin, Santorum, or Ryan would be a better choice?
 
2012-08-20 09:28:45 AM

randomjsa: What makes Biden so amusing is that the people from his party spent 8 years running around hysterically trying to convince us that Bush was stupid while at the same time constantly accusing him of all of these grand and clever schemes... "Bush is an idiot... but he tricked us!"

...
Obama, the most inexperienced and incompetent fool to ever occupy the White House


Obama is subverting the very foundation that this nation was founded upon...but he's an incompetent fool that can't do anything. He's forcing Marxism on Americans every day - but is somehow not doing anything but playing golf.

It's almost like you're a troll.
 
2012-08-20 09:32:05 AM
I'll take the guy that occasionally funny things over the guys that consistently say bigoted, hateful, idiotic things.

And Joe Biden has been right about the more divisive things like Afghanistan. I can't say the same for Giuliani, or Romney, or Ryan.
 
2012-08-20 09:32:06 AM

Son of Thunder: Sorry, bub, but I'm not going to stop using you as a case study when I lecture on terror management theory and politics.


Should you put your emergency response center in a high-profile site that has already been bombed once before? I mean, it's the perfect place - you're right where future attacks will happen! It's like seeing a high-crime area in SimCity and dropping a police station right in the middle of it - ABSOLUTE GENIUS.

/nine...
//...eleven
 
2012-08-20 09:32:31 AM
It's like comparing Apples to.....Rocks.

Rudy Giuliani attended Manhattan College in Riverdale, Bronx, where he majored in political science with a minor in philosophy. There he considered becoming a priest, after having studied theology for four years in college. Giuliani was elected president of his class in his sophomore year.


Joe Biden attended the University of Delaware in Newark, where he was more interested in sports and socializing than in studying. Academically, Biden was undistinguished. He double majored in history and political science and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1965, ranking 506th of 688 in his class.
He went on to receive his Juris Doctor from Syracuse University's College of Law in 1968, where by his own description he found it to be "the biggest bore in the world" and pulled many all-nighters to get by. During his first year there, he was accused of having plagiarized 5 of 15 pages of a law review article.
 
2012-08-20 09:35:43 AM
Apparently, the GOP has given up defeating Obama, so their new goal is defeating Biden?
 
2012-08-20 09:36:40 AM
walkingamongthewreckage.avi
 
2012-08-20 09:37:02 AM

karnal: It's like comparing Apples to.....Rocks.

Rudy Giuliani attended Manhattan College in Riverdale, Bronx, where he majored in political science with a minor in philosophy. There he considered becoming a priest, after having studied theology for four years in college. Giuliani was elected president of his class in his sophomore year.


Joe Biden attended the University of Delaware in Newark, where he was more interested in sports and socializing than in studying. Academically, Biden was undistinguished. He double majored in history and political science and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1965, ranking 506th of 688 in his class.
He went on to receive his Juris Doctor from Syracuse University's College of Law in 1968, where by his own description he found it to be "the biggest bore in the world" and pulled many all-nighters to get by. During his first year there, he was accused of having plagiarized 5 of 15 pages of a law review article.


Seriously, stop lying. Giuliani won't sleep with you.
 
2012-08-20 09:39:06 AM

randomjsa: What makes Biden so amusing is that the people from his party spent 8 years running around hysterically trying to convince us that Bush was stupid while at the same time constantly accusing him of all of these grand and clever schemes... "Bush is an idiot... but he tricked us!"

Then of course we have to hear how "stupid" Palin is, or back when she was the VP nominee, how inexperienced she was.

So yeah, let's talk about how stupid and/or inexperienced the Republicans are then turn around and jump for joy as Obama, the most inexperienced and incompetent fool to ever occupy the White House, and his completely inept VP Biden goes along for the ride. It's like Obama picked him as a safe guard "Do you really want to get rid of me and have to deal with him instead? Because oh boy if you think I'm an idiot... you just wait until you see that Joe can do."


I love the smell of Republican Butthurt in the morning.

Ya have a GOP douchebag running for Senator that said women who get "realrape" don't get pregnant because they can wish it away to the cornfield. The official GOP response: "Well, they said "Ya'll" so it's even-Stevens". Even Palin must have taken sex education at her various community colleges, but "Ya'll" will tear this country in two!
 
2012-08-20 09:39:08 AM

wrs1864: Apparently, the GOP has given up defeating Obama, so their new goal is defeating Biden?


Well, since the last major "he so stupid" gaffe Obama made was the 57 states thing during the first campaign. Everything else they've tried to use has turned backwards on them.

So going after Biden is about all they got in that respect to take the heat of Romney/Ryan.
 
2012-08-20 09:40:40 AM

wrs1864: Apparently, the GOP has given up defeating Obama, so their new goal is defeating Biden?


They can't lay a glove on Obama, so they'll go after his allies.
 
2012-08-20 09:43:35 AM
On a side note, when did "doubling down" become a commonly used phrase outside of blackjack? Every article I read, someone is "doubling down" on something.
 
2012-08-20 09:44:16 AM
cameroncrazy1984

karnal: It's like comparing Apples to.....Rocks.

Rudy Giuliani attended Manhattan College in Riverdale, Bronx, where he majored in political science with a minor in philosophy. There he considered becoming a priest, after having studied theology for four years in college. Giuliani was elected president of his class in his sophomore year.


Joe Biden attended the University of Delaware in Newark, where he was more interested in sports and socializing than in studying. Academically, Biden was undistinguished. He double majored in history and political science and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1965, ranking 506th of 688 in his class.
He went on to receive his Juris Doctor from Syracuse University's College of Law in 1968, where by his own description he found it to be "the biggest bore in the world" and pulled many all-nighters to get by. During his first year there, he was accused of having plagiarized 5 of 15 pages of a law review article.

Seriously, stop lying. Giuliani won't sleep with you.


A typical Democrat knee-jerk reaction: "You're Lying." Along with "You're a racist." and "Why do you hate women/the elderly/the poor" and "You gonna eat all that?"
 
2012-08-20 09:46:26 AM

karnal: It's like comparing Apples to.....Rocks.

Rudy Giuliani attended Manhattan College in Riverdale, Bronx, where he majored in political science with a minor in philosophy. There he considered becoming a priest, after having studied theology for four years in college. Giuliani was elected president of his class in his sophomore year.


Joe Biden attended the University of Delaware in Newark, where he was more interested in sports and socializing than in studying. Academically, Biden was undistinguished. He double majored in history and political science and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in 1965, ranking 506th of 688 in his class.
He went on to receive his Juris Doctor from Syracuse University's College of Law in 1968, where by his own description he found it to be "the biggest bore in the world" and pulled many all-nighters to get by. During his first year there, he was accused of having plagiarized 5 of 15 pages of a law review article.


Neither one of those resumes are impressive in the least.

And why would you cut off the Wiki article before it says that Rudy wasn't re-elected his junior year? Or his NYU law enrollment and graduation?
 
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