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(Daily Mail)   Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, stapler beats knife...wait, what?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2012-08-19 11:43:28 PM  
I bet Jason Bourne could kill you with a stapler.
 
2012-08-20 12:02:12 AM  
www.professional-power-tool-guide.com
 
2012-08-20 12:07:38 AM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com 

Approves
 
2012-08-20 12:19:35 AM  
Rock also beats Cena.
 
2012-08-20 03:08:54 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-20 03:13:42 AM  
Bookies have stores in England? LOL. Why didn't Romney mention this?
 
2012-08-20 03:18:19 AM  
Just how large was that stapler?
 
2012-08-20 03:26:05 AM  
That articles was a little annoying to read. It was like my heads was being smacked repeatedly by a hammers. You British people speak the languages crazily, always pluralizing a words when the words is singular.
 
2012-08-20 03:28:24 AM  
Dude, it's not your money, the money is insured, why would you risk a physical altercation with an armed robber for someone else's money? Just hand it over.
 
2012-08-20 03:57:33 AM  

jtown:


I don't get the cupped hand and split fingers.
I know the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink. Is the split fingers just a more advanced version? Still don't get the cupped hand though.
 
2012-08-20 04:00:57 AM  

aerojockey: That articles was a little annoying to read. It was like my heads was being smacked repeatedly by a hammers. You British people speak the languages crazily, always pluralizing a words when the words is singular.


That's why I don't click on Daily Fail stuff.
They've had a long time to learn english. I have no more patience for them.
 
2012-08-20 04:09:47 AM  

DownDaRiver: Still don't get the cupped hand though.


Fisting
 
2012-08-20 04:24:14 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: DownDaRiver: Still don't get the cupped hand though.

Fisting


Thought that.

But it looks more like a shadow puppet thing to me.
 
2012-08-20 04:31:01 AM  
No Snatch references?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-08-20 05:13:09 AM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
That Rob Schneider's a menace!
 
2012-08-20 05:26:17 AM  

DownDaRiver: jtown:

I don't get the cupped hand and split fingers.
I know the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink. Is the split fingers just a more advanced version? Still don't get the cupped hand though.


Big Bang Theory's version of rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.
 
2012-08-20 05:48:58 AM  

Kalashinator: DownDaRiver: jtown:

I don't get the cupped hand and split fingers.
I know the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink. Is the split fingers just a more advanced version? Still don't get the cupped hand though.

Big Bang Theory's version of rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.


Right game, but BBT were just referencing an already-existing game. The more you know
 
2012-08-20 05:53:11 AM  
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-08-20 06:48:47 AM  

Prof. Frink: Kalashinator: DownDaRiver: jtown:

I don't get the cupped hand and split fingers.
I know the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink. Is the split fingers just a more advanced version? Still don't get the cupped hand though.

Big Bang Theory's version of rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock.

Right game, but BBT were just referencing an already-existing game. The more you know


Huh. Never knew that.
 
2012-08-20 08:27:32 AM  
Anyone who goes into a bookies with a knife and demands cash is guilty of very serious criminal behaviour.

...but not quite serious enough to warrant a full 3 years in jail, apparently.
 
2012-08-20 08:42:10 AM  
 
2012-08-20 08:51:53 AM  
He still had the knife in his jumper.

No doubt it's an English thing, but here in the U.S. a jumper is a little girl's short dress. Disturbing imagery in my head.
 
2012-08-20 10:03:57 AM  
NOTHING BEATS ROCK.
 
2012-08-20 11:57:21 AM  
Worked for Stanley Spadowski

/you'd better get that reference
 
2012-08-20 12:02:23 PM  
'I have nowhere to live.'

You do now, mate.
 
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