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(MLive.com)   Bleeding Dumbass: "I fell on my knife and stabbed myself in the neck." Disbelieving Cops: "Three times?"   (mlive.com) divider line 31
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2012-08-19 11:41:45 PM
Snitches get stitches? I mean, *more* stitches?
 
2012-08-20 12:45:31 AM
"If I tell you who is trying to murder me they'll kill me!"
 
2012-08-20 01:27:24 AM
At least he's not a rat?
 
2012-08-20 03:37:48 AM
Dear cops, we're supposed to believe it when you tell us that a suspect in custody fell down the steps three times.
 
2012-08-20 04:47:50 AM
Maybe he's just really good at it?
 
2012-08-20 04:50:23 AM
Why shouldn't the cops believe it? They're the kings of 'he beat himself to a pulp then shot himself in the back of the head five times while handcuffed'. It should be in the realm of plausibility for them.
 
2012-08-20 04:50:45 AM
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/Damn it. Done in one.
 
2012-08-20 04:52:28 AM
Dude could have bounced.
 
2012-08-20 05:00:52 AM
I cut you. I cut you up so bad you gon'... you gon' wish I no cut you up so bad
 
2012-08-20 05:04:00 AM
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He sneezed.
 
2012-08-20 05:28:45 AM

farkingismybusiness: [Johnny Tight Lips as a role model.]
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Fat Tony: "Johnny, how was your vacation?"
Johnny: "I ain't sayin'."
Fat Tony: "I understand you and your wife went to the Bahamas."
Johnny: "Maybe we did, and maybe we didn't."

Johnny is slightly modeled after Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg, who was killed in the Valentine's day massacre. When the police arrived, Gusenberg was the only victim still alive. When the police asked him who shot him, Gusenberg actually said: "Nobody shot me."
 
2012-08-20 05:36:38 AM

Low Budget Dave: farkingismybusiness: [Johnny Tight Lips as a role model.]
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Fat Tony: "Johnny, how was your vacation?"
Johnny: "I ain't sayin'."
Fat Tony: "I understand you and your wife went to the Bahamas."
Johnny: "Maybe we did, and maybe we didn't."

Johnny is slightly modeled after Frank "Tight Lips" Gusenberg, who was killed in the Valentine's day massacre. When the police arrived, Gusenberg was the only victim still alive. When the police asked him who shot him, Gusenberg actually said: "Nobody shot me."


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Who's saying I got a Mother?
 
2012-08-20 05:59:23 AM
This is obviously a case of you stab my back and I'll stab yours.
 
2012-08-20 06:06:34 AM
And this is why cops are driven to drink.
 
2012-08-20 06:29:20 AM
This will sound retarded but it's true...

On the bayonet training course in army basic training a guy I new fell and landed on his bayonet. He was screaming and bleeding and pulled the bayonet out of his arm and then someone reminded him that drill sergeant said to leave the blade in if you accidentally stab yourself so he re-stabbed himself. Needless to say he never made it to active duty.
 
2012-08-20 06:31:20 AM
"He claimed he fell on a knife he was working with. But he's also being uncooperative," Ostapowicz said. "We don't necessarily believe his story right now." 

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2012-08-20 07:05:55 AM
He bounced!
 
2012-08-20 07:11:10 AM

offmymeds: "He claimed he fell on a knife he was working with. But he's also being uncooperative," Ostapowicz said. "We don't necessarily believe his story right now." 

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It's a crime to get stabbed?
 
2012-08-20 08:14:37 AM

Disbelieving Cops: "Three times?"


"I gotta stab her three times?"

"No, you don't gotta f**king stab her three times!"
 
2012-08-20 08:22:08 AM
I fell on a bullet and it drove itself into me.

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2012-08-20 08:26:19 AM
Who the heck came up with the paint scheme on that ambulance?
 
2012-08-20 09:03:12 AM
Honest your honor, I was just standing on the street corner coring an apple when this guy suddenly comes out of nowhere and runs into me, backwards, seventeen times...
 
2012-08-20 09:16:02 AM

elkraf: Who the heck came up with the paint scheme on that ambulance?


I freaking LOVE it! If you've ever worked EMS, you know that more than a few people consider it to be a government funded taxi service.

I've often joked that we should have painted ours in a yellow checkerboard pattern. I am proud as punch to see someone actually had the balls to do it!
 
2012-08-20 09:52:34 AM
I bet it WAS self-inflicted. You don't tell someone he's dumb as a rock in a troll bar. That's like telling a dwarf you don't like gold.
 
2012-08-20 10:30:56 AM
The Bleeding Dumbasses are a great band.
 
2012-08-20 11:05:23 AM

elkraf: Who the heck came up with the paint scheme on that ambulance?


Damn. I thought that was just an ugly taxi.
 
2012-08-20 12:49:06 PM
the next corpse that comes in after he's released from the hospital should be the guy that stabbed him.
 
2012-08-20 02:13:37 PM
I bet he had it coming.
 
2012-08-20 02:58:04 PM

Debby7813: I bet he had it coming.


He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
 
2012-08-20 03:13:37 PM
He only had himself to blame. If you'd have seen it, if you'd have been there, you know that you would have done the same.
 
2012-08-20 04:44:23 PM
Worst case of attempted suicide I ever saw.
 
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