velvet_fog: It's all part of the plan. He obviously killed Heath Ledger, staged it to make it look like an accident, then stole his girlfriend.
Millennium: There's something a little creepily specific on the whole "you can still come visit your kid" thing: something like that could easily get across tacitly. But at this point I'd say it's not anything that shouldn't just be brushed off as awkwardness in an awkward situation.
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