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(AZ Family)   Proof that the youth of today is dumber than ever: 23-year-old films himself randomly firing his guns out his car window as he drives around town and posts the video on Facebook and YouTube   (azfamily.com) divider line 208
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2012-08-20 12:27:18 AM  
Haha, stupid Americans, they are so stupid. So where was this, Jasksonville? Tampa Bay....probably Orlando. People from Florida are so stupi....VANCOUVER????
 
2012-08-20 12:35:59 AM  
And he probably got laid right after he did it.
 
2012-08-20 12:36:26 AM  
Just slit his wrists and dump the body in the incinerator.
 
2012-08-20 12:38:24 AM  

Mock26: Just slit his wrists and dump the body in the incinerator.


No need to even bother with the wrists. It might allow him to die quicker and we don't want that.
 
2012-08-20 12:42:36 AM  

porkloin: I was born before well before TV was a major force in the world. I raised my son in the early 1970's without TV. He has raised my grandsons with out TV.

I have a five-year old grandson that talks to me about, "symbiotic relationships, archeology, and paleontology." He uses those exact words, and he knows what they mean. His favorite toy is a magnifying glass, so that we can turn over rocks and see the tiny creatures. He uses a computer to store his digital pictures. But, that is it. No games, no cartoons, just the natural world. The real biological world, and his own imagination.

He wants to be a whale when he grows up, or a, "biologist!" His own word.

Kids are idiots these days. I was a high school teacher. My own grandson without TV at four, had a bigger working vocabulary than my ninth grade students.

When the kids are stupid, they will do stupid stuff.


You man are a saint, and I don't mean that by any means of sarcasm. This is a shining example of what I want to do if I ever have offspring.
 
2012-08-20 12:45:00 AM  
Headline says "man". That punk kid is no man - and probably never will be!
 
2012-08-20 12:45:45 AM  

JonnyG: TyrantII: Subby is a gullible fool. The only difference between today is yesteryear is people have technology to document their stupidity.

Subbyy also probably thinks the 40's and 50's were exactly like the movies, and that Grandma was a good girl, and didn't give BJ's in the back of her Dad's Chevy.

BJs weren't even invented until the 60s and by accident, at that.


I think my wife's waiting for the patent to expire.
 
2012-08-20 12:46:36 AM  

Buffet: Headline says "man". That punk kid is no man - and probably never will be!


But his cellmates will make him a woman.
 
2012-08-20 12:49:26 AM  
In other news......
Jacquelin Sit, on my lap please
www.nowhiningtalent.com

Giggty
 
2012-08-20 12:56:29 AM  

Oznog: Arnprior Joe: The video:

Link

[images.zap2it.com image 432x288]
White kid... listening to rap, earring, trying to look all badass...

Do I have to put an asterisk in "w*gger", or is it ok to say the whole thang?

I mean, I'm white. I think it's ok for WHITE people to say "wigger".


Why not just call him a dickhead instead? It fits.
 
2012-08-20 12:57:32 AM  

MoeSzyslak: The pistol appears to be a Springfield XD most likey in 9mm or .40 cal.

[i159.photobucket.com image 276x356]

[i159.photobucket.com image 650x457]

Actually a pretty nice pistol for a piece of shiat like this to have.


I am just amazed he didn't fire it right through his wrist in that picture. What sort of dumbfark has his finger in the trigger guard while the pistol is pointed at your own arm?

Pretty sure we could remove this douchenozzle from the gene pool without cause for concern.
 
2012-08-20 12:58:05 AM  
Also: 160 comment, and no "Proof that the youth of today is ARE dumber than ever: 23-year-old films himself randomly firing his guns out his car window as he drives around town and posts the video on Facebook and YouTube ".

Collective noun used collectively, not individually. Maybe 'we is' dumber.
 
2012-08-20 01:01:40 AM  
* comments (FTFM)

If only there some way to preview comments before posting them, like there was back in the good old days when I joined up.
 
2012-08-20 01:06:32 AM  

Cyno01: bel4sucks: AbbeySomeone: I'm confused. Is he trying to be a wigger or whexican metrosexual?

Misconduc: fav story was a wigger who thought he was "gang initiated" until the gang found out he was just a fake, cornered him and rammed some kind of pipe up his ass, now needs a bag to poop in.

LOL why don't you pussies just say what you mean. Just call the kid a n*****r instead of acting like biatches by putting a W on the front of it.

But... the kid was white?


This is where he failed to read, wigger has a W for a reason, which stands for white suburban middle class wantabe ghetto rat or WSMCWG aka Wigger.
 
2012-08-20 01:07:20 AM  

iaazathot: MoeSzyslak: The pistol appears to be a Springfield XD most likey in 9mm or .40 cal.

[i159.photobucket.com image 276x356]

[i159.photobucket.com image 650x457]

Actually a pretty nice pistol for a piece of shiat like this to have.

I am just amazed he didn't fire it right through his wrist in that picture. What sort of dumbfark has his finger in the trigger guard while the pistol is pointed at your own arm?

Pretty sure we could remove this douchenozzle from the gene pool without cause for concern.


Where's a pot hole when we actually need one? Too bad he didn't hit a bump and shoot himself in the wrist severing the vein and bleed to death while his meth head jail bait girlfriend recorded it.
 
2012-08-20 01:28:57 AM  

Millennium: . I dare say that more people in 1870 knew not to go rampaging through the town recklessly putting people in danger, not even in jest.


The James gang would like a word with you.
 
2012-08-20 01:57:56 AM  

KyDave: * comments (FTFM)

If only there some way to preview comments before posting them, like there was back in the good old days when I joined up.


You isn't being ironical?
 
2012-08-20 02:19:46 AM  

asscorethethird:

Nothing like standing up out the window with a 12 gauge and blowing away some road signs.

Good times to be had in Wisconsin.


We did that in South Carolina too
 
2012-08-20 02:54:54 AM  

0Icky0: Millennium: . I dare say that more people in 1870 knew not to go rampaging through the town recklessly putting people in danger, not even in jest.

The James gang would like a word with you.


I had no idea Joe Walsh was that old!

LordOfThePings: KyDave: * comments (FTFM)

If only there some way to preview comments before posting them, like there was back in the good old days when I joined up.

You isn't being ironical?


I are busted.

/ Facetious, actually; but your point is still valid. 
 
2012-08-20 02:59:12 AM  
Way to keep it real in tha hood G

Vancouver, WA:

(2010)
76.2% White
2.9% African American

Somebody needs to tell this wannabe clown that Compton is south.
 
2012-08-20 04:33:08 AM  

Bloody William: That's actually an important farking question. It's the difference between whether this jackass did something that could have killed someone, or randomly given them a welt if they noticed it at all.


An airsoft gun can kill if you hit someone in the right place, just because it doesn't fire a normal bullet doesn't mean you shouldn't treat it with the same degree of caution you would any other loaded firearm.

That and randomly firing it at people is still assault with a deadly weapon.
 
2012-08-20 04:43:59 AM  

Vaneshi: Bloody William: That's actually an important farking question. It's the difference between whether this jackass did something that could have killed someone, or randomly given them a welt if they noticed it at all.

An airsoft gun can kill if you hit someone in the right place, just because it doesn't fire a normal bullet doesn't mean you shouldn't treat it with the same degree of caution you would any other loaded firearm.

That and randomly firing it at people is still assault with a deadly weapon.


Same is true of a BB gun. And death is not the only possibility. A BB gun or an airsoft gun can take out an eye or even cause brain damage.
 
2012-08-20 04:48:04 AM  

porkloin: I was born before well before TV was a major force in the world. I raised my son in the early 1970's without TV. He has raised my grandsons with out TV.

I have a five-year old grandson that talks to me about, "symbiotic relationships, archeology, and paleontology." He uses those exact words, and he knows what they mean. His favorite toy is a magnifying glass, so that we can turn over rocks and see the tiny creatures. He uses a computer to store his digital pictures. But, that is it. No games, no cartoons, just the natural world. The real biological world, and his own imagination.

He wants to be a whale when he grows up, or a, "biologist!" His own word.

Kids are idiots these days. I was a high school teacher. My own grandson without TV at four, had a bigger working vocabulary than my ninth grade students.

When the kids are stupid, they will do stupid stuff.


Good job on being such a crappy teacher. Maybe if you had been a better teacher there would be fewer idiots.

By the way, TV is not the problem. Plenty of kids watch TV and are smart and have extensive vocabularies. There are also plenty of educational programs on TV, such as Nova and Nature and many National Geographic Specials. Or does watching those make someone an idiot?

Get over yourself. You are your sperm are nothing special.
 
2012-08-20 04:50:22 AM  
* You and your sperm are nothing special.

Fixed That For Myself.
 
2012-08-20 05:48:23 AM  

doglover: MacEnvy: ou have no problem with this, and they're just getting picked on because these days it's easy to record yourself.

You've obviously never been to the countryside.

I don't think there was a single stop sign without a bullet hole or three between Monroville and Lancaster in PA.


I lived outside Wasilla. I'm pretty sure I was 20 before I saw my first non-bulleted road sign.

/pop pop FIRST!
//boobies
 
2012-08-20 05:57:07 AM  

tko78: I'm sorely disappointed that this hasn't ballooned into another discussion about the fact that there are two Vancouvers


No, there's Vancouver, BC and Vantucky.
 
2012-08-20 06:53:52 AM  
If only he had hit a bump and shot himself in the head. Or somewhere fatal.
 
2012-08-20 07:36:31 AM  
i1245.photobucket.com
Possibly connected to the case
 
2012-08-20 07:38:41 AM  

wildcardjack: Fish in a Barrel: The only gun actually mentioned is an Airsoft. Am I missing something?

This handy dandy guide.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x410]

'Zackly.
People who ignore the news are uninformed.
People who follow the news are misinformed.
 
2012-08-20 07:55:00 AM  

BroncoFan_17: See. I can be wrong occassionally. I would have sworn that this guy would have been some shade of brown.


And that is the very definition of racism. I bet you're proud.
 
2012-08-20 08:14:25 AM  
WTF? I've shot up the neighborhood many times but I never posted it. This guy is nuts!
 
2012-08-20 08:22:04 AM  
Proof that the youth of today is dumber than ever:

Oh the irony....
 
2012-08-20 08:43:00 AM  

BroncoFan_17: See. I can be wrong occassionally. I would have sworn that this guy would have been some shade of brown.


Sure looks like he was tryin'...
 
2012-08-20 08:46:20 AM  

chuckufarlie: Snort: Stupidity is a constant.

In your family's case, I would say so. Otherwise, your comment is stupid.


Case in point.

You are bad at math.
 
2012-08-20 09:10:47 AM  

italie: I was driving through my downtown area today to go to the hardware. Next to the hardware is a skate park. I pull in to the parking lot, and hear 3 loud explosions. Quarter sticks or better. A few teens are walking away from the explosions, and calmly sit on the bleachers, backpack in hand.

On my way out of the hardware, cops are pulling up. Teenagers haven't moved. Cops promptly arrest the kids.

I blew things up as a kid. Lots of things. It was stupid. My friends an I had at least enough sense about us to blow things up in a remote area, and to leave before getting busted. It just seems like kids today really ARE as retarded as we think they are.


Last Spring, in a small town nearby, some kids were busted for under-age drinking in broad daylight in the centre of town at the cenotaph. That's right. A rinky-dink village with woods and a quarry, and they drink right out in the open at a veterans' memorial. Durr. Then they act all surprised when the cops show up.
 
2012-08-20 10:03:22 AM  

Arnprior Joe: The video:

Link


Ha ha ha, what an idiot - for holding the cell phone vertically to make the video, I mean.
 
2012-08-20 10:06:26 AM  
Kids today aren't any stupider than kids have ever been in the history of man. It's just that today we have access to the internet to share our stories, 24 hour news channels who need time to fill, and the technology for them to document and share their stupidness. Kids aren't any stupider, we're just more aware of how stupid kids are now.

It's the same phoenomenon where people think that little kids are being abducted at a higher rate than ever before, when reality says IIRC that it's actually much much lower than ever before.
 
2012-08-20 10:15:45 AM  
Say what you will, he'll never be known as Butthole Tattoo Girl.
 
2012-08-20 10:23:15 AM  

spaten: It shows multitasking ability. I might hire this 23 year old.

Back my day we used paintball guns, not airsoft.


Lucky. Back in my day we used ballistæ. Let me tell you, that horse was royally PISSED by the end of the ride.
 
2012-08-20 10:56:58 AM  

assjuice: Bloody William: fusillade762: 23 is still a youth?

the rifle was an Airsoft gun

Was the pistol also, I wonder?

That's actually an important farking question. It's the difference between whether this jackass did something that could have killed someone, or randomly given them a welt if they noticed it at all.

You realize that your sentence works without the word "randomly", right? You should try speaking and writing without relying on idiot words like random, epic, awkward, ridiculous. Then you might not be considered as big an idiot as the person in the article.


...says the person using "assjuice" as a pseudonym.
 
2012-08-20 11:07:09 AM  

Misconduc:
//fav story was a wigger who thought he was "gang initiated" until the gang found out he was just a fake, cornered him and rammed some kind of pipe up his ass, now needs a bag to poop in.


Violent rape is always funny.
 
2012-08-20 11:12:55 AM  

Millennium: GAT_00: Yeah, kids are dumber today than ever, you know, with that 24/7 access to nearly the entire scope of human knowledge. No, I'm sure the average kid in the 1870s was FAR smarter.

Being smart is about what you can do with what you know, not just what you know. I dare say that more people in 1870 knew not to go rampaging through the town recklessly putting people in danger, not even in jest.


Or light fuses on fire in the powder room to watch them burn, like John Billington.

/hopefully obscure
 
2012-08-20 11:18:49 AM  
Why am I not surprised this happened in Vancouver, WA?
 
2012-08-20 11:50:54 AM  

Millennium: GAT_00: Yeah, kids are dumber today than ever, you know, with that 24/7 access to nearly the entire scope of human knowledge. No, I'm sure the average kid in the 1870s was FAR smarter.

Being smart is about what you can do with what you know, not just what you know. I dare say that more people in 1870 knew not to go rampaging through the town recklessly putting people in danger, not even in jest.


What were they going to go rampaging on? Their dads plow horse?
 
2012-08-20 12:22:30 PM  

Oznog: Arnprior Joe: The video:

Link

[images.zap2it.com image 432x288]
White kid... listening to rap, earring, trying to look all badass...

Do I have to put an asterisk in "w*gger", or is it ok to say the whole thang?

I mean, I'm white. I think it's ok for WHITE people to say "wigger".


Unacceptable. Use "wigga".
 
2012-08-20 01:42:40 PM  

fusillade762: 23 is still a youth?

the rifle was an Airsoft gun

Was the pistol also, I wonder?


Didn't sound like it.
 
2012-08-20 01:56:08 PM  
Anyone older than 11, who still calls himself "Ronnie" is a hopeless redneck. So what does anyone expect?
 
2012-08-20 02:02:58 PM  

CAADbury: fusillade762: 23 is still a youth?

the rifle was an Airsoft gun

Was the pistol also, I wonder?

Didn't sound like it.


They claim the pistol was a 9mm.
 
2012-08-20 02:18:45 PM  
I believe it was an AK style airsoft gun.
 
2012-08-20 02:52:53 PM  

titwrench: CAADbury: fusillade762: 23 is still a youth?

the rifle was an Airsoft gun

Was the pistol also, I wonder?

Didn't sound like it.

They claim the pistol was a 9mm.


It is a Springfield XD9 9mm. Definitely not an airsoft.

cardboardkiller.com
 
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