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(CNN)   People meet up at Walmart to fight, four get shot. Is this getting to be the new thing?   (cnn.com) divider line 103
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2012-08-19 09:35:57 PM  
Rule #1 of Walmart fight club: try not to get shot.
 
2012-08-19 09:44:39 PM  
And that store is just a few miles from where I live.
 
2012-08-19 09:52:16 PM  
Works for me.
 
2012-08-19 10:08:22 PM  
Just as long as their shareholders get caught in the crossfire, I'm coo wid it.
 
2012-08-19 10:46:01 PM  
Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...
 
2012-08-19 10:57:05 PM  

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


Came to say THIS.

/Also was gonna make a Fight Club joke but fusillade762 got there first as well.

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-08-19 11:02:18 PM  
Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times
 
2012-08-19 11:42:38 PM  

Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times


How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?
 
2012-08-19 11:47:29 PM  
I used to do all my shopping shooting at Target.
 
2012-08-19 11:47:49 PM  
Everyone knows you bring a gun to a Wal-Mart fight.
 
2012-08-19 11:47:59 PM  
Guns don't kill people.

Frequenting Walmart kills people.
 
2012-08-19 11:49:34 PM  

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


WalMart has all those lights so it can be filmed and put on FB, DUH.
 
2012-08-19 11:49:40 PM  
Did they have to show Id to buy the ammo from walmart first?
 
2012-08-19 11:50:19 PM  
One dark night in the middle of the day...
 
2012-08-19 11:51:00 PM  
I call BS. It's Texas and only one person had a gun? And they only managed to shoot one person?
 
2012-08-19 11:52:13 PM  

Notabunny: I call BS. It's Texas and only one person had a gun? And they only managed to shoot one person?


Sorry. Four people were shot. My mistake. Carry on.
 
2012-08-19 11:53:13 PM  
slantmouth.com

hotlinked
 
2012-08-19 11:53:22 PM  
Was it a Rascal-by shooting?
 
2012-08-19 11:53:47 PM  
Did they create an event on facebook to invite participants?
 
2012-08-19 11:54:09 PM  

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


Seriously... if you're going to rumble, doing it in a place with security cameras and lots of eyewitnesses isn't exactly a wise move. Then again, we're not talking about the sharpest knives in the drawer.
 
2012-08-19 11:54:16 PM  

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...

I blame the breakdown of traditional family values in a society that is filled with deadbeat dads and single-parents.

Back in my day, it was 'My dad can beat up your dad' and 'You're adopted and everyone knows your dad is gay and visits garage toilets' and thus getting the fathers to fight our battles.

Good times.
 
2012-08-19 11:55:28 PM  
Wal-Mart doesn't care, because they come in there to buy more ammo. They're customers like any other.
 
2012-08-19 11:57:33 PM  

Tachypnea: Did they create an event on facebook to invite participants?


That brings a less happy meaning to the term Flash Mob
 
2012-08-19 11:59:32 PM  
I hope so. I love self correcting problems and hate boring parking lots. A whole generation of Wallmart dueling would be hilariously entertaining.
 
2012-08-20 12:01:06 AM  

GungFu: I blame the breakdown of traditional family values in a society that is filled with deadbeat dads and single-parents.


National Crime Victimization Survey Violent Crime Trends, 1973-2008
 
2012-08-20 12:08:06 AM  
Is this getting to be the new thing?

No subby, it's not new and they even have a name for it.

It's called evolution. They're just chlorinating the shallow end of the gene pool. Eugenics in action by those who need it most.
 
2012-08-20 12:10:16 AM  

gameshowhost: Just as long as their shareholders get caught in the crossfire, I'm coo wid it.


So, the mutual fund managers at Vanguard, or do you propose skipping then over and shooting the 401-k holders hoping to retire?
 
2012-08-20 12:12:48 AM  
What's the matter, Texas? Just having a Wal-Mart didn't make you ashamed enough?
 
2012-08-20 12:16:39 AM  
Casual Tees, 4 for $10.
 
2012-08-20 12:18:17 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Casual Tees, 4 for $10.


Well played, sir.


well played.
 
2012-08-20 12:18:44 AM  
Never shoot "The People of WalMart".

They just split into two more.
 
2012-08-20 12:25:24 AM  
www.biography.com 

I'm ok with this
 
2012-08-20 12:25:28 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?


That part is the simplest of all.

I love her
 
2012-08-20 12:26:39 AM  

Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times


You really shouldn't be driving your daughter around like that at midnight.

Give her my phone number, I can do that for you.
 
2012-08-20 12:28:41 AM  
I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.
 
2012-08-20 12:29:31 AM  

Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times


God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.
 
2012-08-20 12:31:58 AM  

jaytkay: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

You really shouldn't be driving your daughter around like that at midnight.

Give her my phone number, I can do that for you.


Sure and I'll let her borrow my rusty rambo survivor knife also. The last numb nuts who groped her got himself kicked in the balls 4 times on three separate occasions. I told her don't waste time with kicking them just remove the problem.
 
2012-08-20 12:33:44 AM  

Jim_Callahan: I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.


m2.mattters.com
Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?
 
2012-08-20 12:34:51 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.


Awwwwww. Did mommy and daddy never have time for you?
 
2012-08-20 12:35:26 AM  
Thank you Cedar Park, for making East Wilco look classy.
 
2012-08-20 12:36:52 AM  

Revek: The last numb nuts who groped her got himself kicked in the balls 4 times on three separate occasions.


She doesn't stop dating a guy after the first two gropings? We'll get along fine!
 
2012-08-20 12:37:38 AM  
If you want a "Great Value" for using bullets, then the place to be is Walmart.
 
2012-08-20 12:38:02 AM  
Shopping at Walmart makes me want to shoot myself 4 times. Cheap China merch sucks. Why don't people realize/care? Soon enough we'll be reading about Christmastime tramplings for a chance to buy a $39 flat screen. Sigh
 
2012-08-20 12:38:17 AM  
Perhaps we should figure out a way to direct these fights to another area with less bystanders (I'd say innocent bystanders but they are at a Wal-Mart) and just let things work themselves out. Or would this start a cycle of survival of the fittest leading to people willing to pick fights with themselves? How much would people be willing to throw down to see this live on Pay-Per-View this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY?
 
2012-08-20 12:38:54 AM  

jaytkay: Revek: The last numb nuts who groped her got himself kicked in the balls 4 times on three separate occasions.

She doesn't stop dating a guy after the first two gropings? We'll get along fine!


Hope springs eternal.
 
2012-08-20 12:39:54 AM  

Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her


If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.
 
2012-08-20 12:40:03 AM  

Revek: Karma Chameleon: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.

Awwwwww. Did mommy and daddy never have time for you?


Um, what? If you're legit worried about taking her there at midnight, you have my sympathies that she is holding a gun to your head to do so.
 
2012-08-20 12:40:24 AM  
Odd, the NRA keeps telling us an armed society is suppose to keep everyone nice and polite.
 
2012-08-20 12:43:15 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Revek: Karma Chameleon: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.

Awwwwww. Did mommy and daddy never have time for you?

Um, what? If you're legit worried about taking her there at midnight, you have my sympathies that she is holding a gun to your head to do so.


Just answer the question. Did mommy tell you that you couldn't have the wonder woman underroes?
 
2012-08-20 12:47:56 AM  

BSABSVR: Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her

If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.


It came with a digital copy and she doesn't like sites other than demonoid.
 
2012-08-20 12:56:50 AM  

smeag0l: Odd, the NRA keeps telling us an armed society is suppose to keep everyone nice and polite.


It would if every one is armed. But that brings questions to light. Honey does this desert eagle make me look fat? I mean really how do you answer that.
 
2012-08-20 01:03:35 AM  
Soloman Onwukaife was the shooter.
 
2012-08-20 01:05:47 AM  
eh the kids in my town used to go in the alley behind Hastings for arranged fights. Low profile, no traffic back there except those that were invited to the fights.

Better than the trouble makers around here these days. There is a group of teens around here that have started unscrewing lug nuts on cars overnight. Happened to my fiancee's coworker a couple days ago. Words from her passenger as they pulled out of the parking lot, "Uhhh your wheel just came off." Then at Walmart there was another group that sat outside harassing people as they walked in, they eventually tried to come in the store and were forced to leave. They ran back in and made a break for the motorized scooters/shopping carts and ran off when the cops were called. The manager was pissed that night.
 
2012-08-20 01:06:34 AM  

Revek: BSABSVR: Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her

If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.

It came with a digital copy and she doesn't like sites other than demonoid.


you let your daughter ilegally (steal) download movies or shows and music?

bad parent
 
2012-08-20 01:08:32 AM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: Thank you Cedar Park, for making East Wilco look classy.


East Wilco was classy?

/Wells Branch representing. I'm actually surprised this exact same circumstance hasn't happened at the Wells Branch HEB. They may or may not sell meth in the same aisle w/ Sudafed.
 
2012-08-20 01:08:48 AM  
I buy all my music, movies & dvds with, money.
Money I worked for.

All you're doing is saying to her "if it's on the net you can steal it"
 
2012-08-20 01:13:00 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek: BSABSVR: Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her

If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.

It came with a digital copy and she doesn't like sites other than demonoid.

you let your daughter ilegally (steal) download movies or shows and music?

bad parent


As far as I'm concerned If you paid for a ticket you have paid for the movie. She does buy a large amount of media. I've taught her that her 'copyright' was stolen by the large media companies. As long as they insist its theirs forever that she owes them nothing.

/free steamboat willie
 
2012-08-20 01:15:52 AM  

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: Thank you Cedar Park, for making East Wilco look classy.


??

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-20 01:17:32 AM  
Cedar Park, eh? Glad I don't work there anymore. What a shiathole.

And to think I was planning on going to that exact Walmart tomorrow.
 
2012-08-20 01:17:59 AM  

Revek: ontariolightning: Revek: BSABSVR: Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her

If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.

It came with a digital copy and she doesn't like sites other than demonoid.

you let your daughter ilegally (steal) download movies or shows and music?

bad parent

As far as I'm concerned If you paid for a ticket you have paid for the movie. She does buy a large amount of media. I've taught her that her 'copyright' was stolen by the large media companies. As long as they insist its theirs forever that she owes them nothing.

/free steamboat willie


so your reasoning is . buy a movie ticket and its justifies stealing the movie via internet?

wouldnt be shocked if your snowflake ends up in prison
 
2012-08-20 01:18:08 AM  

Tenatra: eh the kids in my town used to go in the alley behind Hastings for arranged fights. Low profile, no traffic back there except those that were invited to the fights.

Better than the trouble makers around here these days. There is a group of teens around here that have started unscrewing lug nuts on cars overnight. Happened to my fiancee's coworker a couple days ago. Words from her passenger as they pulled out of the parking lot, "Uhhh your wheel just came off." Then at Walmart there was another group that sat outside harassing people as they walked in, they eventually tried to come in the store and were forced to leave. They ran back in and made a break for the motorized scooters/shopping carts and ran off when the cops were called. The manager was pissed that night.


Um, was your hometown Boise, ID by any chance?
 
2012-08-20 01:20:13 AM  
Revek parenting 101: Renting a car gives you the right to steal one like it
 
2012-08-20 01:21:41 AM  
Hey Revek if I robbed your house and took valuable things to pawn, you'd be angry eh?
 
2012-08-20 01:23:33 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek parenting 101: Renting a car gives you the right to steal one like it


I'm sure if you ask nicely, a record company ceo will let you blow them
 
2012-08-20 01:24:16 AM  

KidKorporate: Um, was your hometown Boise, ID by any chance?


Nope, Warrensburg, MO.
 
2012-08-20 01:24:36 AM  

Kurmudgeon: ontariolightning: Revek parenting 101: Renting a car gives you the right to steal one like it

I'm sure if you ask nicely, a record company ceo will let you blow them


go be robin hood somewhere else
 
2012-08-20 01:26:54 AM  

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


Let's also not forget:

Well lit area.

Security cameras (depending on location, the parking lot too).

/I weep for the lack of intelligence displayed by most of today's criminals
 
2012-08-20 01:28:43 AM  
teaching your daughter its okay to steal from the rich can only land her in legal and criminal trouble
anyway im out of here, enjoy your night robin hoods
 
2012-08-20 01:29:27 AM  
People meet up at Walmart to fight, four get shot. Is this getting to be the new thing?

We can only hope.
 
2012-08-20 01:29:44 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek: ontariolightning: Revek: BSABSVR: Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her

If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.

It came with a digital copy and she doesn't like sites other than demonoid.

you let your daughter ilegally (steal) download movies or shows and music?

bad parent

As far as I'm concerned If you paid for a ticket you have paid for the movie. She does buy a large amount of media. I've taught her that her 'copyright' was stolen by the large media companies. As long as they insist its theirs forever that she owes them nothing.

/free steamboat willie

so your reasoning is . buy a movie ticket and its justifies stealing the movie via internet?

wouldnt be shocked if your snowflake ends up in prison


Here's a shocker for you. Copyright law is mostly a civil matter. She is not making copies and selling them. I know that nice men came to your school and told you that its stealing. But its not. Its no different that using a dvr or vcr to record a show. Media has been trying that old line forever and a day, since the 8 track and probably before that. I mean how many times do you have to buy something before its yours. You watch the commercials you paid for it. You sit through 20 minutes of previews and ads in a movie theater after you bought your ticket. You paid for it. You buy a blank dvd it has tax on it.  That one lady they got a conviction on she isn't going to jail she just owes them money. If she hadn't formated her computer show probably wouldn't owe them jack.
 
2012-08-20 01:31:34 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek parenting 101: Renting a car gives you the right to steal one like it


No. Renting a dvd from redbox doesn't give you the right to keep it.

/Look up
 
2012-08-20 01:37:17 AM  

Revek: ontariolightning: Revek parenting 101: Renting a car gives you the right to steal one like it

No. Renting a dvd from redbox doesn't give you the right to keep it.

/Look up


so your daughter ONLY downloads movies shes seen at the cinema?
why do I highly doubt that?
 
2012-08-20 01:39:28 AM  
Oh right a 3 dollar rental movie = she paid for it so shes justified in downloading it
 
2012-08-20 01:41:27 AM  
the ironic thing here is you were worried about the youth in front of the walmart yet you are the one
transforming your daughter into a criminal
 
2012-08-20 01:42:46 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek: ontariolightning: Revek parenting 101: Renting a car gives you the right to steal one like it

No. Renting a dvd from redbox doesn't give you the right to keep it.

/Look up

so your daughter ONLY downloads movies shes seen at the cinema?
why do I highly doubt that?


I'm sure you doubt you will ever have hair. You know. Down there.
Well time for bed some of us have to work so we can pay our snowflakes media bills.
Been fun watching the mock outrage.
 
2012-08-20 01:45:58 AM  

ontariolightning: Oh right a 3 dollar rental movie = she paid for it so shes justified in downloading it


One more I guess. It was the hunger games. it was $25.14. I gave her a 50 and she picked up a itunes card while she was there.
 
2012-08-20 01:46:00 AM  
they do seem to like having these ready for the monday commute huh
 
2012-08-20 01:46:40 AM  
if karma exists, you and her will get caught
and you will pay that bill
you don't get to steal for free
 
2012-08-20 01:48:38 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?


samparvin.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-20 01:50:10 AM  

Revek: ontariolightning: Oh right a 3 dollar rental movie = she paid for it so shes justified in downloading it

One more I guess. It was the hunger games. it was $25.14. I gave her a 50 and she picked up a itunes card while she was there.


dur. everyone knows you don't dl newly released massively popular movies
unless you want a trojan

so you guys pay sometimes, you're still thieves
 
2012-08-20 01:55:04 AM  

ontariolightning: if karma exists, you and her will get caught
and you will pay that bill
you don't get to steal for free


I just can't stay away. The butthurt is strong in this one. Truth be told. The story about walmart the first one is true. So is how I feel about copyright. My daughter doesn't have time for demonoid or any of that crap. But if I told her I didn't like you she would kick you in the bawls until they dropped off. After all I did take her to get her to get the hunger games at midnight.

/Saying a work is yours beyond 28 years is stealing no matter who you bribed/lobbied to get it changed.
//I agree to disagree ad infinitum.
 
2012-08-20 02:15:15 AM  

farkingismybusiness: Jim_Callahan: I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.

[m2.mattters.com image 480x360]
Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?


Meh. Fist fighting is for kids. If it isn't worth killing someone talk it out or ignore it.
 
2012-08-20 02:17:01 AM  

Revek: ontariolightning: if karma exists, you and her will get caught
and you will pay that bill
you don't get to steal for free

I just can't stay away. The butthurt is strong in this one. Truth be told. The story about walmart the first one is true. So is how I feel about copyright. My daughter doesn't have time for demonoid or any of that crap. But if I told her I didn't like you she would kick you in the bawls until they dropped off. After all I did take her to get her to get the hunger games at midnight.

/Saying a work is yours beyond 28 years is stealing no matter who you bribed/lobbied to get it changed.
//I agree to disagree ad infinitum.


last time someone tried kicking me in the balls i grabbed his leg and flipped him
just a word of warning

i have no problem doing the same to a brat
 
2012-08-20 02:21:53 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek: ontariolightning: if karma exists, you and her will get caught
and you will pay that bill
you don't get to steal for free

I just can't stay away. The butthurt is strong in this one. Truth be told. The story about walmart the first one is true. So is how I feel about copyright. My daughter doesn't have time for demonoid or any of that crap. But if I told her I didn't like you she would kick you in the bawls until they dropped off. After all I did take her to get her to get the hunger games at midnight.

/Saying a work is yours beyond 28 years is stealing no matter who you bribed/lobbied to get it changed.
//I agree to disagree ad infinitum.

last time someone tried kicking me in the balls i grabbed his leg and flipped him
just a word of warning

i have no problem doing the same to a brat


You really are clueless. Whats the first rule of trolls?
Most people don't feed me but you, a feast. Been fun and I'm sleepy.
 
2012-08-20 02:26:13 AM  
Revek

don't listen to these guys like ontariolightning. They just haven't heard of the whole concept of acting grown-up and raising your children to determine for themselves what is right or wrong not letting the world raise them to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law.

ohh and ontariolightning grabbing someone and flipping them so you have better access to his butt is just wrong. You should just ask him to turn over. I don't worry about Revek's kid though. Sounds like she's probably older than you anyway.
 
2012-08-20 02:29:02 AM  

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-20 02:30:49 AM  

ontariolightning: Revek: ontariolightning: Oh right a 3 dollar rental movie = she paid for it so shes justified in downloading it

One more I guess. It was the hunger games. it was $25.14. I gave her a 50 and she picked up a itunes card while she was there.

dur. everyone knows you don't dl newly released massively popular movies
unless you want a trojan

so you guys pay sometimes, you're still thieves


Flexible moral code. "The strongest minds cling to the fewest sets of fixed principles".
 
2012-08-20 02:30:58 AM  

spacelord321: farkingismybusiness: Jim_Callahan: I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.

[m2.mattters.com image 480x360]
Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?

Meh. Fist fighting is for kids. If it isn't worth killing someone talk it out or ignore it.


Very true. I avoid fights like the plague. He just reminded me of that.

/don't go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes.
 
2012-08-20 02:41:58 AM  

farkingismybusiness: spacelord321: farkingismybusiness: Jim_Callahan: I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.

[m2.mattters.com image 480x360]
Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?

Meh. Fist fighting is for kids. If it isn't worth killing someone talk it out or ignore it.

Very true. I avoid fights like the plague. He just reminded me of that.

/don't go in the bathroom for about 35 45 minutes.


Glad to hear that. It was a good qoute.
 
2012-08-20 02:51:55 AM  

Indolent: And that store is just a few miles from where I live.


KLBJ said it was in Leander, not Cedar Park.

Either way, I still don't get it. Is it really bad up there? Rich bored white kids? I used to work off 183/Burnett and my coworker who was from Leander said it was getting pretty bad with the "gangsta" thing.

My guess is that half these kids wouldn't last 20 minutes on Rundburg at 2am on a Saturday morning.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I blame rap music.
 
2012-08-20 03:01:01 AM  

smeag0l: Odd, the NRA keeps telling us an armed society is suppose to keep everyone nice and polite.


It only works if the people in question meet certain minimum standards for intelligence and emotional stability, I think. There are places in this country where damned near everyone is armed. Some of those places are filled with fairly polite people. In others, many people seem to think the gun represents power they might not otherwise have, and thus grants them a license to behave like utter assholes.
 
2012-08-20 03:06:21 AM  

Revek: so your reasoning is . buy a movie ticket and its justifies stealing the movie via internet?

wouldnt be shocked if your snowflake ends up in prison

Here's a shocker for you. Copyright law is mostly a civil matter. She is not making copies and selling them. I know that nice men came to your school and told you that its stealing. But its not. Its no different that using a dvr or vcr to record a show. Media has been trying that old line forever and a day, since the 8 track and probably before that. I mean how many times do you have to buy something before its yours. You watch the commercials you paid for it. You sit through 20 minutes of previews and ads in a movie theater after you bought your ticket. You paid for it. You buy a blank dvd it has tax on it. That one lady they got a conviction on she isn't going to jail she just owes them money. If she hadn't formated her computer show probably wouldn't owe them jack.



99% of kids will download it no matter what you tell them, but you actually go out of your way to teach your child that since copyright is life + 70 she should steal anything she can get her hands on? that isnce she sat through previews go ahead and rip away? you are a bad parent and a redneck, really.
 
2012-08-20 03:12:39 AM  

doomjesse: They just haven't heard of the whole concept of acting grown-up and raising your children to determine for themselves what is right or wrong not letting the world raise them to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law.


you are nuts.
this isn't civil disobedience.
this isn't a lunch counter sit in.
he isn't even telling her to decide for herself what is right and what is wrong.
he's telling his young daughter to steal everything that isn't nailed down and don't feel bad about it.
 
2012-08-20 03:21:03 AM  

relcec: doomjesse: They just haven't heard of the whole concept of acting grown-up and raising your children to determine for themselves what is right or wrong not letting the world raise them to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law.

you are nuts.
this isn't civil disobedience.
this isn't a lunch counter sit in.
he isn't even telling her to decide for herself what is right and what is wrong.
he's telling his young daughter to steal everything that isn't nailed down and don't feel bad about it.


Why oh why can't I hook them like this during the day. You clueless noobs just won't let me get some sleep.
 
2012-08-20 03:25:08 AM  
Hey reloc come back tomorrow after I've had some sleep. Please be clueless and serious. That's makes me laugh even harder
 
2012-08-20 07:46:41 AM  
FlashBang Mob?
 
2012-08-20 08:16:50 AM  

Indolent: And that store is just a few miles from where I live.


Same here. WTF is wrong with Cedar Park? It seems to be slipping lately - violent crime is going up and even the cops are having to shoot people. It used to only be APD who shot people, mainly who were sleeping in their cars, or who were in a car that was driving by an unannounced bicycle cop. And don't forget the kid who was leaving Big Lots during their after-hours sale, and was trying to get something from his waistband (it was before Travyon Martin, so no word on if Skittles were found on him, but I think he was wearing a hoodie)
 
2012-08-20 08:17:34 AM  
Walmart threads. 0 to penis in 3.6 seconds.
 
2012-08-20 08:18:17 AM  
Walmart parking lot is a good place for a gunfight. If you run out of ammo there's plenty available in the store.
 
2012-08-20 08:26:47 AM  
This is why I meet up to fight at Target.
 
2012-08-20 08:30:34 AM  
There's no other business you could fight at where you'd be guranteed employees wouldn't try to physically intervene for fear that they would lose their job.
 
2012-08-20 09:11:28 AM  
I don't know you, and I am crazy;
Let's fight at WalMart, and shoot me maybe?
 
2012-08-20 10:03:12 AM  

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