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(CNN)   People meet up at Walmart to fight, four get shot. Is this getting to be the new thing?   (cnn.com) divider line 103
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2012-08-19 09:35:57 PM
Rule #1 of Walmart fight club: try not to get shot.
 
2012-08-19 09:44:39 PM
And that store is just a few miles from where I live.
 
2012-08-19 09:52:16 PM
Works for me.
 
2012-08-19 10:08:22 PM
Just as long as their shareholders get caught in the crossfire, I'm coo wid it.
 
2012-08-19 10:46:01 PM
Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...
 
2012-08-19 10:57:05 PM

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


Came to say THIS.

/Also was gonna make a Fight Club joke but fusillade762 got there first as well.

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-08-19 11:02:18 PM
Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times
 
2012-08-19 11:42:38 PM

Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times


How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?
 
2012-08-19 11:47:29 PM
I used to do all my shopping shooting at Target.
 
2012-08-19 11:47:49 PM
Everyone knows you bring a gun to a Wal-Mart fight.
 
2012-08-19 11:47:59 PM
Guns don't kill people.

Frequenting Walmart kills people.
 
2012-08-19 11:49:34 PM

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


WalMart has all those lights so it can be filmed and put on FB, DUH.
 
2012-08-19 11:49:40 PM
Did they have to show Id to buy the ammo from walmart first?
 
2012-08-19 11:50:19 PM
One dark night in the middle of the day...
 
2012-08-19 11:51:00 PM
I call BS. It's Texas and only one person had a gun? And they only managed to shoot one person?
 
2012-08-19 11:52:13 PM

Notabunny: I call BS. It's Texas and only one person had a gun? And they only managed to shoot one person?


Sorry. Four people were shot. My mistake. Carry on.
 
2012-08-19 11:53:13 PM
slantmouth.com

hotlinked
 
2012-08-19 11:53:22 PM
Was it a Rascal-by shooting?
 
2012-08-19 11:53:47 PM
Did they create an event on facebook to invite participants?
 
2012-08-19 11:54:09 PM

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...


Seriously... if you're going to rumble, doing it in a place with security cameras and lots of eyewitnesses isn't exactly a wise move. Then again, we're not talking about the sharpest knives in the drawer.
 
2012-08-19 11:54:16 PM

ksdanj: Back in my fightin' days we used to meet at the park to settle our differences. Why the hell would anyone want to meet in a heavily trafficked area and then bring guns to boot?

Kids these days...

I blame the breakdown of traditional family values in a society that is filled with deadbeat dads and single-parents.

Back in my day, it was 'My dad can beat up your dad' and 'You're adopted and everyone knows your dad is gay and visits garage toilets' and thus getting the fathers to fight our battles.

Good times.
 
2012-08-19 11:55:28 PM
Wal-Mart doesn't care, because they come in there to buy more ammo. They're customers like any other.
 
2012-08-19 11:57:33 PM

Tachypnea: Did they create an event on facebook to invite participants?


That brings a less happy meaning to the term Flash Mob
 
2012-08-19 11:59:32 PM
I hope so. I love self correcting problems and hate boring parking lots. A whole generation of Wallmart dueling would be hilariously entertaining.
 
2012-08-20 12:01:06 AM

GungFu: I blame the breakdown of traditional family values in a society that is filled with deadbeat dads and single-parents.


National Crime Victimization Survey Violent Crime Trends, 1973-2008
 
2012-08-20 12:08:06 AM
Is this getting to be the new thing?

No subby, it's not new and they even have a name for it.

It's called evolution. They're just chlorinating the shallow end of the gene pool. Eugenics in action by those who need it most.
 
2012-08-20 12:10:16 AM

gameshowhost: Just as long as their shareholders get caught in the crossfire, I'm coo wid it.


So, the mutual fund managers at Vanguard, or do you propose skipping then over and shooting the 401-k holders hoping to retire?
 
2012-08-20 12:12:48 AM
What's the matter, Texas? Just having a Wal-Mart didn't make you ashamed enough?
 
2012-08-20 12:16:39 AM
Casual Tees, 4 for $10.
 
2012-08-20 12:18:17 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Casual Tees, 4 for $10.


Well played, sir.


well played.
 
2012-08-20 12:18:44 AM
Never shoot "The People of WalMart".

They just split into two more.
 
2012-08-20 12:25:24 AM
www.biography.com 

I'm ok with this
 
2012-08-20 12:25:28 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?


That part is the simplest of all.

I love her
 
2012-08-20 12:26:39 AM

Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times


You really shouldn't be driving your daughter around like that at midnight.

Give her my phone number, I can do that for you.
 
2012-08-20 12:28:41 AM
I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.
 
2012-08-20 12:29:31 AM

Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times


God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.
 
2012-08-20 12:31:58 AM

jaytkay: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

You really shouldn't be driving your daughter around like that at midnight.

Give her my phone number, I can do that for you.


Sure and I'll let her borrow my rusty rambo survivor knife also. The last numb nuts who groped her got himself kicked in the balls 4 times on three separate occasions. I told her don't waste time with kicking them just remove the problem.
 
2012-08-20 12:33:44 AM

Jim_Callahan: I would make a joke about expecting punk kids to fight honorably, but actually thinking back on my punk kid days we usually actually did set rules and abide by them in fist-fights. I didn't exactly grow up in an upscale area, either, I'd wager the average annual income for my county was in like the triple-digits if you didn't count welfare/unemployment.


m2.mattters.com
Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping. [raises his fists] This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some. But you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?
 
2012-08-20 12:34:51 AM

Karma Chameleon: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.


Awwwwww. Did mommy and daddy never have time for you?
 
2012-08-20 12:35:26 AM
Thank you Cedar Park, for making East Wilco look classy.
 
2012-08-20 12:36:52 AM

Revek: The last numb nuts who groped her got himself kicked in the balls 4 times on three separate occasions.


She doesn't stop dating a guy after the first two gropings? We'll get along fine!
 
2012-08-20 12:37:38 AM
If you want a "Great Value" for using bullets, then the place to be is Walmart.
 
2012-08-20 12:38:02 AM
Shopping at Walmart makes me want to shoot myself 4 times. Cheap China merch sucks. Why don't people realize/care? Soon enough we'll be reading about Christmastime tramplings for a chance to buy a $39 flat screen. Sigh
 
2012-08-20 12:38:17 AM
Perhaps we should figure out a way to direct these fights to another area with less bystanders (I'd say innocent bystanders but they are at a Wal-Mart) and just let things work themselves out. Or would this start a cycle of survival of the fittest leading to people willing to pick fights with themselves? How much would people be willing to throw down to see this live on Pay-Per-View this SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY?
 
2012-08-20 12:38:54 AM

jaytkay: Revek: The last numb nuts who groped her got himself kicked in the balls 4 times on three separate occasions.

She doesn't stop dating a guy after the first two gropings? We'll get along fine!


Hope springs eternal.
 
2012-08-20 12:39:54 AM

Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her


If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.
 
2012-08-20 12:40:03 AM

Revek: Karma Chameleon: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.

Awwwwww. Did mommy and daddy never have time for you?


Um, what? If you're legit worried about taking her there at midnight, you have my sympathies that she is holding a gun to your head to do so.
 
2012-08-20 12:40:24 AM
Odd, the NRA keeps telling us an armed society is suppose to keep everyone nice and polite.
 
2012-08-20 12:43:15 AM

Karma Chameleon: Revek: Karma Chameleon: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

God forbid you make the little snowflake wait until the next day to get the movie.

Awwwwww. Did mommy and daddy never have time for you?

Um, what? If you're legit worried about taking her there at midnight, you have my sympathies that she is holding a gun to your head to do so.


Just answer the question. Did mommy tell you that you couldn't have the wonder woman underroes?
 
2012-08-20 12:47:56 AM

BSABSVR: Revek: BarkingUnicorn: Revek: Yeah its always great to take your teenage daughter to walmart at midnight to pick up the new movie she has to have as soon as its on sale. I drive up and she of course wants to go in alone and bask in the glory of her burgeoning independence. There is a mob of people hanging in the parking lot at midnight on a Friday/Saturday night. Most of their pants are hovering around their ankles with hat brims so straight you could level you house with them. Some 300 buck crown vic with 30'' spinners is bumping some inane dubstep garbage. At moments like these you know you are a one grope from being the redneck in a fark article.

/Good times

How does your teenaged daughter get you to do this?

That part is the simplest of all.

I love her

If you really loved your daughter, you'd show her that technology has changed since 2004.


It came with a digital copy and she doesn't like sites other than demonoid.
 
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