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(Cracked)   Holy Act of Congress: The six most baffling PSAs starring famous superheroes   (cracked.com) divider line 26
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5889 clicks; posted to Geek » on 19 Aug 2012 at 7:58 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-19 03:56:45 PM
"How I love to the way I get them to swallow all the sludge I hand out!"

Mitt? Is that you?
 
2012-08-19 03:59:47 PM
"They'll have babies right and left, from ignorance, just as I planned for my giant baby snatch. They're needed for child labor on Intellectia, so we superior ones can put our brain power to conquering other planets!"

OMG, Mitt, that IS you!
 
2012-08-19 05:00:01 PM
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you know who else hated birth control?

www.thepoliticalguide.com 

the resemblance is uncanny
 
2012-08-19 05:39:31 PM
"If I lick them they'll know I submit"

/I'm stuck on this one
 
2012-08-19 05:49:18 PM
I always liked Spiderman's PSA warning of the lack of infant buoyancy.
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2012-08-19 06:04:49 PM
A classic PSA warning of The Uncommon Cold

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2012-08-19 07:03:05 PM
I always thought Superman's Mission for President Kennedy was a little weird

/owned that issue at one time
 
2012-08-19 07:10:01 PM
 
2012-08-19 07:39:56 PM
What, no Spidey explaining to a young child being molested by his babysitter about how he, too, was forced by young Skip Westcott to show him just how far he could shoot his organic webbing?
 
2012-08-19 07:40:41 PM
the comic introduced an evil alien called the Prodigy who has the power to make people believe anything he says. Naturally, he uses that power to convince teenage girls that they wouldn't get pregnant from having sex getting raped.

FTF Todd Akin.
 
2012-08-19 08:04:00 PM
I swear I had that Supergirl comic at one time, though for the life of me I don't remember where I would have got it.
 
2012-08-19 08:08:36 PM
No mention of the Hal Jordan "How to hide a dead hooker" PSA?
 
2012-08-19 08:17:18 PM

PonceAlyosha: No mention of the Hal Jordan "How to hide a dead hooker" PSA?


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Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
 
2012-08-19 10:17:12 PM
List fails for lack of "Death Talks About Life".
 
2012-08-19 10:35:06 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What, no Spidey explaining to a young child being molested by his babysitter about how he, too, was forced by young Skip Westcott to show him just how far he could shoot his organic webbing?


How about Bruce Banner getting gay raped at the Y.M.C.A.?
 
2012-08-19 10:51:48 PM

Fano: FirstNationalBastard: What, no Spidey explaining to a young child being molested by his babysitter about how he, too, was forced by young Skip Westcott to show him just how far he could shoot his organic webbing?

How about Bruce Banner getting gay raped at the Y.M.C.A.?


Ah, but it wasn't in a PSA book, just a standard issue of the Hulk magazine.

Skip Westcott made Spidey shot web for the education of the audience. Those two stereotypical gay guys in the YMCA Showers were trying to sodomize Bruce Banner for pleasure only.
 
2012-08-19 11:26:04 PM
What about Batman telling us we'll get a big delight in every bite of Hostess® Fruit Pies?
 
2012-08-19 11:55:33 PM
I liked EatMan better when he was known as Matter-Eater Lad.
 
2012-08-20 12:09:00 AM
Have to sort of agree with #2 though. People should have less kids. Not because of overpopulation, but purely off the fact that this current generation feels the need to output far too many morons. I say let the herd thin out a bit and see what happens.
 
2012-08-20 03:59:47 AM
Hah! I was just thinking about this very subject a couple of days ago and tried finding a comic they gave us in the mid 90's about either brushing your teeth or germs. Alas I never found it :(
 
2012-08-20 04:10:47 AM
Instead of The Prodigy, the villan for #6 should have been called The Fundie, dressed like a preacher and been saying things that real life abstinence education people say with Spidey's dialouge being about why those things are bad ideas that the following of which results in making things worse.

Also,
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2012-08-20 04:22:51 AM
a cracked article?! Ahhhh!!!!

/amidoingitrite?
//really? isn't it shiat?
///first?
 
2012-08-20 06:01:10 AM
 
2012-08-20 11:13:53 AM

PonceAlyosha: No mention of the Hal Jordan "How to hide a dead hooker" PSA?


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2012-08-20 11:49:11 AM

NeoCortex42: PonceAlyosha: No mention of the Hal Jordan "How to hide a dead hooker" PSA?

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Callgirl! She was a callgirl!


No, NeoCortex42, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
 
2012-08-21 12:31:43 PM
FTFA: if he does give in to Batgirl, next thing you know he'll have Alfred refusing to clean all the bat guano in the Batcave unless he gets a raise, too, so we sort of see where he's coming from here.


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