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(The Onion)   Terrell Owens having trouble deciding which QB to undermine   (theonion.com) divider line 13
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2012-08-19 06:28:11 PM  
The Onion? I only get my sporting news from legit sites like BBSpot.
 
2012-08-19 06:30:16 PM  
After the game last night I assumed he's just trying to not make the team. He was as oblivious to passes thrown his way like VJax was last year.
 
2012-08-19 06:36:29 PM  

davidphogan: After the game last night I assumed he's just trying to not make the team. He was as oblivious to passes thrown his way like VJax was last year.


It's a long, fast fall for diva WRs. When that .25 of a second that separated you from everyone else is gone and if you don't have an insane work ethic like Jerry Rice had, on top of a bad attitude (not saying Owens has exhibit that yet with SEA) welp...that's your sunset. Did anyone really have high hopes for Chad, Moss, or Owens this season? If I had to bet one who would have the most TDs & yards it would be Moss but I don't think any (and after Chad's arrest maybe I should change that to either) are going to be much of a factor.
 
2012-08-19 06:59:28 PM  
Seriously, what's up with all the Onion green lights lately?

Why not just go ahead and submit the "Phelps Drowns" one, too?
 
2012-08-19 07:03:42 PM  
Dont make Terrell mad Onion. Terrel dont care who he kills and he has the pills to prove it.
 
2012-08-19 07:42:56 PM  

MBTAhole: davidphogan: After the game last night I assumed he's just trying to not make the team. He was as oblivious to passes thrown his way like VJax was last year.

It's a long, fast fall for diva WRs. When that .25 of a second that separated you from everyone else is gone and if you don't have an insane work ethic like Jerry Rice had, on top of a bad attitude (not saying Owens has exhibit that yet with SEA) welp...that's your sunset. Did anyone really have high hopes for Chad, Moss, or Owens this season? If I had to bet one who would have the most TDs & yards it would be Moss but I don't think any (and after Chad's arrest maybe I should change that to either) are going to be much of a factor.


Some of it was communication, obviously. But the drop was the TO we all know and love. That's really been his problem. He used to catch 60 or even 70%, now he struggles to catch 50%. Defeating his coverage never really was his problem.
 
2012-08-19 07:47:18 PM  

MBTAhole: davidphogan: After the game last night I assumed he's just trying to not make the team. He was as oblivious to passes thrown his way like VJax was last year.

It's a long, fast fall for diva WRs. When that .25 of a second that separated you from everyone else is gone and if you don't have an insane work ethic like Jerry Rice had, on top of a bad attitude (not saying Owens has exhibit that yet with SEA) welp...that's your sunset. Did anyone really have high hopes for Chad, Moss, or Owens this season? If I had to bet one who would have the most TDs & yards it would be Moss but I don't think any (and after Chad's arrest maybe I should change that to either) are going to be much of a factor.


TO has a great work ethic (in certain areas), and athleticism still isn't his problem, it's catching the f*cking football.
 
2012-08-19 08:49:41 PM  
T.O. is a piece of shiat.
 
2012-08-19 09:07:27 PM  
Is this our Sunday Night Football thread? If so, "LOL Colts."
 
2012-08-19 09:29:01 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Is this our Sunday Night Football thread? If so, "LOL Colts."


Even when they do something right, the refs screw them over (or they throw the ball in the air like a hot potato).
 
2012-08-19 09:31:58 PM  
They sort-of get a call for the Colts, but Chris's interpretation of that rule is wrong unless he believes the "start" if a slide is where the person starts to duck entirely. That "slide" looked like the kind of "slide" a kid takes in his first little league game, more like a dive onto the ground than a "slide."
 
2012-08-19 09:54:30 PM  
Fun game for a preseason contest.

Colts might not suck as bad as I thought.
Luck had that one bad INT but outside of that he looked pretty good.

Somewhere Mike Wallace is thinking , " goddamn Antonio Brown .. motherfarker"
 
2012-08-19 11:56:33 PM  
Also which wife to not give alimony to.
 
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