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2012-08-19 08:45:51 PM  
Javon Bulluck, 27"

._.
 
2012-08-19 08:45:55 PM  

FatherDale: The headline made me laugh. While it is standalone funny, is there a cultural reference also?


I was thinking the web comic Questionable Content, but it's just a guess.
 
2012-08-19 08:48:08 PM  

Omnivorous: Officers made no arrests at Lipstixx, 2001 Odyssey, Library Lounge, Starlite Lounge, Chic's Gentlemen's Club, Flash Dancers, Dj vu, and Mons Venus.

If I owned one of those clubs, I'd sue for slander. 

/How am I going to make a buck during the convention, now?


The 'dancers' at those clubs are savvy enough to sniff out a sting operation.
 
2012-08-19 08:50:11 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Omnivorous: Officers made no arrests at Lipstixx, 2001 Odyssey, Library Lounge, Starlite Lounge, Chic's Gentlemen's Club, Flash Dancers, Dj vu, and Mons Venus.

If I owned one of those clubs, I'd sue for slander. 

/How am I going to make a buck during the convention, now?

The 'dancers' at those clubs are savvy enough to sniff out a sting operation.


Smart whores? NOW you're trolling.
 
2012-08-19 08:50:26 PM  
Roook:

I notice they're only picking up female prostitutes. I guess they don't want to ruin the GOP's good time.

Especially not when they're busy denouncing gay marriage.

Then later : "He was only handling my bags."
 
2012-08-19 08:53:46 PM  

mayberebecca: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown

That is the roughest goddamn 44 I've ever seen.

check the list of men arrested.


Which includes "Thyron Graham, 2"

Is it something in the Waterbury water? Something masculinizing for a change?
 
2012-08-19 08:53:58 PM  
Whores: Getting lonely men laid since society began.
 
2012-08-19 09:02:22 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Does Tampa have male prostitutes? Just saying, their arrests would have sent the message home...


Came to say something like that.
 
2012-08-19 09:07:44 PM  

The One True TheDavid: mayberebecca: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown

That is the roughest goddamn 44 I've ever seen.

check the list of men arrested.

Which includes "Thyron Graham, 2"

Is it something in the Waterbury water? Something masculinizing for a change?


Pfizer recently introduced grape-flavored chewable Viagra.
 
2012-08-19 09:11:21 PM  

vernonFL: The difference between Republicans and Jesus is that Jesus loved prostitutes AND tax collectors.


And he beat the shiat out of the money changers in the temple.
 
2012-08-19 09:16:54 PM  

jurzdevil: mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown

"The men arrested were identified as:

Hasan Zilic, 65
Bobby Jones, 38
Thyron Graham, 2
Lavi Wright, 30
Jose Zhizhpon, 27
Gregory Williams, 43
Nicholas Manolakas, 58
Xinting Guo, 37
Fernando Oliveira, 51
Angel Dejesus, 37
James Walker, 51
Richard Albarado, 23
Javon Bulluck, 27"

Thyron Graham is the man!


Most people know Javon only by his nickname: Tripod
 
2012-08-19 09:18:48 PM  

AbbeySomeone: The 'dancers' at those clubs are savvy enough to sniff out a sting operation.



Ive heard smarter hoes and johns will often ask for a little test before they engage. A john might ask a hoe to briefly flash her nipple or something before business talk occurs. A cop isnt going to flash a citizen in public, even very briefly leaning into a car window in shady areas in the dead of evening. A crack whore will be much more inclined to show something if she doesnt have any more crack. Or conversely a prostitute might ask you to show her your dick real quick if she suspects you might be a cop. A cop isn't going to try to lure you into committing more serious lewd crimes on top of soliciting prostitution.

/Probably much better ways, but Ive heard of these
 
2012-08-19 09:24:20 PM  
Not even with a stolen dick, not even
 
2012-08-19 09:26:32 PM  
This isn't going to put a dent into Tampa prostitution. Besides, for events like the RNC Convention, hookers will be arriving from near and far. And they will probably be renting empty houses and apartments to us as temporary brothels.
 
2012-08-19 09:27:09 PM  
First the presentation, THEN the whores!
 
2012-08-19 09:30:17 PM  
With all the constant crack down on prostitution in Tampa and St. Pete, maybe its not the prostitution that is the problem but the laws themselves.
 
2012-08-19 09:40:09 PM  

PunGent: FatherDale: The headline made me laugh. While it is standalone funny, is there a cultural reference also?

I was thinking the web comic Questionable Content, but it's just a guess.


I could see that. I can't for the life of me remember which story arc that was in though. (It's possible it could be from Something Positive, also...)
 
2012-08-19 09:44:59 PM  

Omnivorous: Officers made no arrests at Lipstixx, 2001 Odyssey, Library Lounge, Starlite Lounge, Chic's Gentlemen's Club, Flash Dancers, Dj vu, and Mons Venus.

If I owned one of those clubs, I'd sue for slander. 

/How am I going to make a buck during the convention, now?


It's nice the reporter thought to include them in the publicity list, though.
 
2012-08-19 09:48:45 PM  

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: Whores (NSFW lyrics)


Goooooood Daaaaaamn! You beat me to it.

+1
 
2012-08-19 10:00:06 PM  
Loved the list of "Rosey Palms" clubs at the end of the article.
 
2012-08-19 10:01:52 PM  

mayberebecca: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown

That is the roughest goddamn 44 I've ever seen.

check the list of men arrested.



Wait, you mean that's not a man?

o_O
 
2012-08-19 10:05:50 PM  
I am pretty damn sure Danita was not the only man in that group of "women". The most obvious, certainly. But not the only one.
 
2012-08-19 10:07:08 PM  
Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

Seriously, who the fark pays for a 61 year old hooker? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
 
2012-08-19 10:08:14 PM  
thatsamanbaby.jpg
 
2012-08-19 10:11:41 PM  
Whores. Can't live with them. Can't stash their corpses in your trunk.

/Oh you can? I retract that previous statement.
 
2012-08-19 10:16:17 PM  
Everyone needs to blow off a little steam after spending the day preaching to others about family values and Christian morals.
 
2012-08-19 10:26:26 PM  
I miss the Wichita Hookers list.
 
2012-08-19 10:35:51 PM  

NephilimNexus: Since when do they crack down prostitutes because of the RNC? Normally that means you tell the cops to back-off on prostitutes for a while. Those guys bring big money into town, and the customer is always right.


they crack down to bring in their own girls, thus netting the local "to protect and serve" types the highest return on investment.

/Heroes, every one of them
 
2012-08-19 10:37:51 PM  
Tampa PD is only doing tihs so the public won't be confused by these whores and the ones on the RNC stage.
 
2012-08-19 10:42:47 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: "Since when do they crack down prostitutes because of the RNC? "


Because they know there's a whole lot of extra news goons in town to follow every goddamn thing and they don't want their GOPsters getting a whole lot of National Publicity with their pants in the down position.


The abatement program at the expense of the tax payer is enough to tell me who to vote for.
 
2012-08-19 11:01:56 PM  
Whores! Fornicators! Whores! Fornicators!
 
2012-08-19 11:08:45 PM  
Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge


Sort of destroys any illusions like Pretty Woman doesn't it?
 
2012-08-19 11:10:44 PM  

wantingout: clearing out all the cheap sluts, so the RNC won't pick any of them up by mistake. Only the finest whores for the RNC.


Came here to say this. Just rousting out the uglies to make room for better ones.
 
2012-08-19 11:18:11 PM  

mayberebecca: The One True TheDavid: mayberebecca: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown

That is the roughest goddamn 44 I've ever seen.

check the list of men arrested.

Which includes "Thyron Graham, 2"

Is it something in the Waterbury water? Something masculinizing for a change?

Pfizer recently introduced grape-flavored chewable Viagra.


dude-8yearsold.jpg Thos RNC attendees have no limits.
 
2012-08-19 11:20:37 PM  

Sir Cumference the Flatulent:
that's nothing. from my hometown
That is the roughest goddamn 44 I've ever seen.


She has pretty hair. Men like long pretty hair.
 
2012-08-19 11:41:39 PM  

mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown


That's nothing. From my hometown:

ath-cdn.com
Max Roland Reinhart, 65
 
2012-08-19 11:42:00 PM  
So, where do whores go?
 
2012-08-19 11:49:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-19 11:51:15 PM  

LockeOak: mayberebecca: Roook: According to police, the following women were arrested for offering to commit prostitution:

* Tiera Christina, 24, at Pink Pony

* Leslie Ann Herrin, 61, at Alibi Lounge

* Dana Marie Molina, 31, at Alibi Lounge

nopenopenope

that's nothing. from my hometown

That's nothing. From my hometown:


Max Roland Reinhart, 65


And the cake is yours.
 
2012-08-19 11:58:10 PM  
runwiz
And they will probably be renting empty houses and apartments to us as temporary brothels.

So how's the prostitution business these days?
 
2012-08-19 11:58:11 PM  

lousyskater: [i.imgur.com image 600x687]


Came here to see something like this, left happy.
 
2012-08-20 12:21:28 AM  

Mugato: The good news for all the Republican conventioneers is that thanks to Rick Scott nixing the speed train that EVERYONE voted for that would have created 30,000 jobs who want to go to Orlando or Miami, there are a shiatload of rest stops on I4. You don't even need that wide step fellas, it's just assumed.


There are exactly two.
 
2012-08-20 12:24:27 AM  
The local PD was cleaning and sprucing up the location for the delegates and media.
Will the Secret Squirrels fly in some of their female friends from Columbia for the event?
 
2012-08-20 12:35:04 AM  

GranoblasticMan: Mugato: The good news for all the Republican conventioneers is that thanks to Rick Scott nixing the speed train that EVERYONE voted for that would have created 30,000 jobs who want to go to Orlando or Miami, there are a shiatload of rest stops on I4. You don't even need that wide step fellas, it's just assumed.

There are exactly two.


This site says 5 with restrooms.
 
2012-08-20 12:35:13 AM  

lousyskater: [i.imgur.com image 600x687]


wait a minute.. it ripped her pants off, and a banana fell out??!
 
2012-08-20 12:37:04 AM  
Someone needs to hire Brent Corrigan or Jesse Starr (or both) and have them walk into the RNC building in the middle of session wearing only a thong. You'd be able to hear the frenzied ape-like hooting and groaning from a mile away.

/of course, the poor twinks would need to be rescued before any harm is done to them
 
2012-08-20 12:59:13 AM  

lousyskater: [i.imgur.com image 600x687]


THANK YOU. That explains why I couldn't remember a story arc.
 
2012-08-20 05:47:30 AM  
They're probably bringing their own hookers- ahem- interns. Excuse me.
 
2012-08-20 08:11:48 AM  
This is nothing. When they had the RNC in Philadelphia they bulldozed all of Admiral Wilson Boulevard and created parkland in the space of four months. It's like the Oasis (WhoreTown) and the Fantasy Showbar next door never existed. They even painted a brick-like pattern on th e concrete road dividers. Best government-funded fakery since the moon landing, the Holocaust or 9/11.
 
2012-08-20 09:02:28 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: This is nothing. When they had the RNC in Philadelphia they bulldozed all of Admiral Wilson Boulevard and created parkland in the space of four months. It's like the Oasis (WhoreTown) and the Fantasy Showbar next door never existed. They even painted a brick-like pattern on th e concrete road dividers. Best government-funded fakery since the moon landing, the Holocaust or 9/11.


Ah the fatasy showbar, good memories.

Remember when they put in that glass "shower scene" and patrons could wash those dirty whores off themselves? While all your friends cheered you on as you lathered them up?

// :)
 
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