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(NASCAR)   Turn left, turn left, turn left, Jimmie Johnson turns right, turn left at 200 commercials an hour, it's the Pure Michigan 400 at MIS, coverage starts at 12 PM ET on ESPN   (nascar.com) divider line 456
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2012-08-19 11:46:58 AM  
Let's see if this gets noticed before the race actually starts this week.
 
2012-08-19 12:20:47 PM  
Whoohoo! Greened! And as long as when JJ turns right he doesn't get hurt, all is well.
 
2012-08-19 12:21:28 PM  
JPM says he picks Sanchez over Tebow because of his Latino name.

Later this week, Sanchez will be tackled and burst into flames.
 
2012-08-19 12:22:06 PM  
Oh, and green flag drops at 1:18 PM ET or thereabouts, for those of you wondering when to tune in to the race itself.
 
2012-08-19 12:24:22 PM  
Go Fantasy Team picks!

/I have a bad feeling about my fantasy team picks
 
2012-08-19 12:24:46 PM  
What amazes me about Kesolowski is that he's taken the career trajectory that Joey Logano was supposed to have.
 
2012-08-19 12:25:24 PM  

parkerlewis: Go Fantasy Team picks!

/I have a bad feeling about my fantasy team picks


You can't lose.
 
2012-08-19 12:27:51 PM  
Watching a feed of the ESPN coverage (no got cable TV here) with sound off at the moment, and I saw an awful lot of the 18 car hanging around Krashalotski in those clips.
 
2012-08-19 12:30:21 PM  
Would ESPN quit slurping He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named? It's bad enough they slurped Jesus Wearing Cleats during the pre-race interviews.
 
2012-08-19 12:33:37 PM  
Don't think I'm going to have cable at the track today. Any good feed or am I doing race buddy?
 
2012-08-19 12:36:32 PM  
Haha! The two calmest heads in NASCAR, JPM and KuBu, line up next to each other :).
 
2012-08-19 12:37:53 PM  
You can try here
 
2012-08-19 12:39:04 PM  

ClavellBCMI: You can try here


(directed at crotchgrabber)
 
2012-08-19 12:43:03 PM  

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: You can try here

(directed at crotchgrabber)


Thanks. I'm going to try to break away from work and get some good car pix. There's some classic stock cars here.
 
2012-08-19 12:44:31 PM  
Kid Rock in attendance, wearing an awesome Bob Seger "Made in Detroit" T-shirt.
 
2012-08-19 12:44:34 PM  
Go Matt!
 
2012-08-19 12:45:36 PM  
 
2012-08-19 12:46:44 PM  
I'm not a big Danica fan, but when you car gets taken out by a sneaker you may want to look for a new job.
 
2012-08-19 12:49:02 PM  

uncleacid: I'm not a big Danica fan, but when you car gets taken out by a sneaker you may want to look for a new job.


Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
 
2012-08-19 12:49:54 PM  

uncleacid: I'm not a big Danica fan, but when you car gets taken out by a sneaker you may want to look for a new job.


Since some idjit decided to throw that shoe out onto the track while she was in the lead, you can't blame here for her car breaking when said shoe seriously farks up the car parts that aren't designed with running over obstacles in mind, especially the suspension parts of the car.
 
2012-08-19 12:51:50 PM  
Oh, and this was my first grenlit thread submission evah (submitted about 15 minutes before ESPN coverage started, and it got greened about 20 minutes into the coverage).
 
2012-08-19 12:56:16 PM  
i205.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 12:59:53 PM  

vegaswench: uncleacid: I'm not a big Danica fan, but when you car gets taken out by a sneaker you may want to look for a new job.

Who throws a shoe? Honestly?


Heh. I just made the same joke in the other thread.
 
2012-08-19 01:00:40 PM  
Go prime numbered cars!
 
2012-08-19 01:03:27 PM  
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2012-08-19 01:04:02 PM  
Given the weather we had been having here in Michigan until recently, sunny and 72 was almost inconceivable even a week ago for race-day conditions. At least the fans should be pretty comfy in their seats.
 
2012-08-19 01:04:39 PM  

Rattlehead: Let's go, Smoke!


Seconded!
 
2012-08-19 01:06:18 PM  
JJs daughter is unimpressed with the fireworks.
 
2012-08-19 01:06:48 PM  
NascarCasm @nascarcasm

If Kid Rock's command to start engines today is like his last hit, it will heavily sample older commands to start engines.

/hi all
 
2012-08-19 01:06:53 PM  
Hiya, race people.

Hoping for a nice clean race with the 48 having catastrophic engine failure in the first 10 laps.

Go 24!
 
2012-08-19 01:07:45 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Oh, and this was my first grenlit thread submission evah (submitted about 15 minutes before ESPN coverage started, and it got greened about 20 minutes into the coverage).


I don't even try to submit NASCAR threads. I've had luck with a few IndyCar greens this year
 
2012-08-19 01:08:26 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hiya, race people.

Hoping for a nice clean race with the 48 having catastrophic engine failure in the first 10 laps.

Go 24!


I just noticed you get nearly all the high scores every week on the FARK news quizzes -- good job
 
2012-08-19 01:08:52 PM  

catastrophe averted: Hiya, race people.

Hoping for a nice clean race with the 48 having catastrophic engine failure in the first 10 laps.

Go 24!


Once again, I agree with you on the 48 and respectfully disagree with you concerning the 24, other than that....


GO FAST! TURN LEFT
 
2012-08-19 01:08:56 PM  
First weekend since June I have not been working at Ren Faire... Yay... I get to watch a race again!
 
2012-08-19 01:10:50 PM  
Kid Rock is a rock and roll ICON??
 
2012-08-19 01:11:34 PM  

DanZero: catastrophe averted: Hiya, race people.

Hoping for a nice clean race with the 48 having catastrophic engine failure in the first 10 laps.

Go 24!

I just noticed you get nearly all the high scores every week on the FARK news quizzes -- good job


My only current online accomplishment, while unemployed. *sigh*

Hoping to return to the land of the working tomorrow. I have an interview at 11.

But kewl that you noticed :)
 
2012-08-19 01:11:37 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Kid Rock is a rock and roll ICON??


I think they said acorn.

My brain wants to say it was acorn. LOL
 
2012-08-19 01:12:01 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Kid Rock is a rock and roll ICON??


If you squint and look at him out of the corner of your eyes, he sorta vaguely resembles one.
 
2012-08-19 01:12:05 PM  
Do they pay people to drink beer and yell "start your engiiiiines"?
 
2012-08-19 01:12:18 PM  

uncleacid: I'm not a big Danica fan, but when you car gets taken out by a sneaker you may want to look for a new job.


I'm not a big fan either, but to her critics, she was driving a damned good race up until the shoe.

I did love her rather colorful radio chatter about the car failing on her.

Oh, and hi kids! I'm back after a long time away from everything with surgeries and other joys of life. Now if my fantasy team wasn't on life support...

/Could pick JJ 6 more times and guarantee he won't even make the chase.
 
2012-08-19 01:12:52 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Kid Rock is a rock and roll ICON??


It is Michigan, maybe they just meant for their state.
 
2012-08-19 01:12:57 PM  
Go 6, err 8, err 5, ah 55? GO MARK
 
2012-08-19 01:13:09 PM  
I'm going to a short track race........ shortly. Who wants Idol duty?

HA! I said duty......
 
2012-08-19 01:13:27 PM  

Foaming: Do they pay people to drink beer and yell "start your engiiiiines"?


If that's all it takes to qualify... SIGN ME UP!
 
2012-08-19 01:13:42 PM  

Foaming: Do they pay people to drink beer and yell "start your engiiiiines"?


If so, where can I send my resume?
 
2012-08-19 01:14:03 PM  
Dustin Long @dustinlong
Johnson, Biffle, Kenseth or Dale Jr. can clinch Chase spot today if they are 145 points up on 11th in points after the race

/holy fark this season is flying by
 
2012-08-19 01:15:09 PM  

turbokat: I'm going to a short track race........ shortly. Who wants Idol duty?

HA! I said duty......


My idol has been failing me lately... vw? D-A-M?
 
2012-08-19 01:15:30 PM  
So.. do French Canadians hate Danica for some reason?
 
2012-08-19 01:16:06 PM  
Do any of you twerps follow Queers4Gears? If not, you should. He's pretty funny: "If Madonna and Kid Rock are from Michigan... Why doesn't he speak with a British accent?"
 
2012-08-19 01:16:11 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Foaming: Do they pay people to drink beer and yell "start your engiiiiines"?

If that's all it takes to qualify... SIGN ME UP!


Ladies and Gentlemen, Rock Icon, ClavellBCMI!
 
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