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(8 News Now)   Bull and cow get loose in North Las Vegas two weeks after the chimpanzees escaped and two years after the white tiger went over the wall. Subby declares Jumanji   (8newsnow.com) divider line 14
    More: Stupid, North Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Carleton University, University Medical Center, Clark County, henderson, Jumanji  
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2012-08-19 10:16:14 AM
One cannot simply declare Jumanji, there are rules to that sort of thing.
 
2012-08-19 02:10:44 PM
It's been like this ever since the drive-in next door had that midnight showing of The Shawshank Redemption.
 
2012-08-19 02:10:58 PM
The chimps got out two weeks ago? Well, that can only mean one thing.

We have a MONKEY ON THE LAM!
 
2012-08-19 02:15:33 PM
Ha! And I just watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes. The credits are rolling now in fact. Caesar is home.
 
2012-08-19 02:21:02 PM
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Bull and cow... What of moose and squirrel?
 
2012-08-19 02:23:38 PM
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Unimpressed


/ I M Weasel!
 
2012-08-19 02:35:41 PM
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. OMG, it's Nick Cage and he's LEAVING LAS VEGAS!!!
 
2012-08-19 02:51:38 PM
Naaahhhhh... It's probably just the army of the twelve monkeys... 
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2012-08-19 02:56:14 PM
I'll bring the BBQ sauce and buns
 
2012-08-19 03:19:03 PM
In this thread, you must wait until the troll count reaches 58.
 
2012-08-19 04:24:02 PM
Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.
 
2012-08-19 04:26:32 PM
what is more interesting, bull and cow or the following from the article

According the police reports, Collins fired a handgun outside of his home on North Decatur Boulevard around 11 p.m. Collins said he shot at a tree because he was mad at it.

i think that's about right. never could figure out what i should do when i got mad at a tree.

makes perfect sense to me
 
2012-08-19 04:32:54 PM

johndalek: what is more interesting, bull and cow or the following from the article

According the police reports, Collins fired a handgun outside of his home on North Decatur Boulevard around 11 p.m. Collins said he shot at a tree because he was mad at it.

i think that's about right. never could figure out what i should do when i got mad at a tree.

makes perfect sense to me


You could always do what Jesus did and curse the tree into withering on the spot. Never worked for me, though.
 
2012-08-19 05:59:30 PM
Only a bull and cow? These guys say "amateurs!"
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