Ed Finnerty: Ten weeks? Maybe. If it's just BS smalltalk with coworkers, sure. If the cops come by and ask about the hooker corpse in the alley, probably not.
pjbreeze: That depends on how you define 'Lie'.
MeinRS6: Lord knows that NBC "news" couldn't.
Fizpez: 10 weeks? Most people probably couldnt go 10 hours considering all the little innocent, it's not worth the fight, lies we all tell....
LouDobbsAwaaaay: Fizpez: 10 weeks? Most people probably couldnt go 10 hours considering all the little innocent, it's not worth the fight, lies we all tell....One of the few unintentionally poignant lines from Community: "90% of the lying people do takes place six inches from the bathroom mirror."
FlashHarry: can mitt romney go ten minutes without lying? that's the real question.
BolloxReader: LouDobbsAwaaaay:One of the few unintentionally poignant lines from Community: "90% of the lying people do takes place six inches from the bathroom mirror."So... most people compare dicks with their reflections?/never occured to me to do this before now but I'm not obssesed with the little guy like that//people are weird
mikaloyd: Why? Is 10 weeks NBC's proposed time delay for broadcasting the next Olympics or something?
ajgeek: I play D&D. Isn't making stuff up the definition of lying?
corronchilejano: ajgeek: I play D&D. Isn't making stuff up the definition of lying?Since lying pretty much means masking the truth by saying something different, I'd say no. In D&D you're basically creating a story and everyone is (hopefully) conscious that everything is made up.
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM THIS STORY???
Nabb1: Sure, I can. No problem. Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Launch Code: [i898.photobucket.com image 195x258]Funny, that obamas propaganda ministry would ask that.
If you like these links, you'll love
More funny for your money.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Oct 18 2017 08:12:53
Runtime: 0.439 sec (438 ms)