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They've got 130 baboons jammed into an area half the size of a football field? And they think 60 is the right number for a habitat that size? They need to visit a modern zoo.
Cover the cage with a massive tarp, pump in gas, move the baboons while they are asleep. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any baboon be left awake and with a sharpy, or the other will have baboon butts drawn all over their faces.
Mustakraken:Cover the cage with a massive tarp, pump in gas, move the baboons while they are asleep. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any baboon be left awake and with a sharpy, or the other will have baboon butts drawn all over their faces.
Too much fur. Instead they'll have faces drawn on their butts.
How about kill off the most aggressive individuals until the population is more manageable. Do this regularly until the selective pressure has the desired evolutionary effect.
Mentalpatient87:Mustakraken: Cover the cage with a massive tarp, pump in gas, move the baboons while they are asleep. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should any baboon be left awake and with a sharpy, or the other will have baboon butts drawn all over their faces.
Too much fur. Instead they'll have faces drawn on their butts.
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