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(Animal Tracks)   Ugly-ass sloth bear cub plays with family like it's a dog. No, not a pit bull   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, wildlife officials, animal sanctuary, Hindi, ebola, Juli Kisan  
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10885 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2012 at 12:53 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-19 02:02:21 PM  
3 votes:
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Meltdown time!
2012-08-19 01:03:12 PM  
3 votes:
I think it would be cool to have a pet that's even lazier than myself.
2012-08-19 05:26:34 PM  
2 votes:
Most bears aren't hostile toward humans if they're not hungry. *

Black bears are skiddish and curious creatures, and will love you for life if you give them a juicy slice of watermelon or a chunk of honeycomb. (Don't do it, though. feeding wild animals is never a good idea)

Brown bears are curious, but they don't scare easily and will fight back aggressively, they appreciate meat over sweets.

Grizzlies, though, are assholes, just play dead until they get bored. Polar bears moreso, just play dead until they eat you.

And for the love of all that is holy, do not let a mother bear see you even close to her cubs, or she will ruin your day, and might just kill and eat you.

*There is a very good chance I am talking out of my ass.
Please do your own research before relying on the advice of some random Farker.
2012-08-19 05:34:35 PM  
1 vote:
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I don't know. How long would it take to domesticate cuddlebunny sloth bear, like that goat in the picture above? You got dudes domesticating hyenas in Africa, and foxes in Russia, why not a tree sloth?

And, it's a sloth. it's slow. It eats chutes and leaves, and maybe beetles. It doesn't eat meat. Those claws are for digging tubers and shiat out of the ground, not clawing flesh and lapping up the blood and chewing through arteries and cartilege and shiat.

I understand why they took Boo Boo away, but if they loved him and he wasn't hurting anybody, that's his family. I don't want to know that they took him away from the only family he ever knew. I want to know that he's safe and loved somewhere else, he won't be killed and he's not alone.
2012-08-19 03:37:00 PM  
1 vote:

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"Who's pretty? Who's pretty?"
"I am!"

2012-08-19 02:27:25 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: I think it would be cool to have a pet that's even lazier than myself.

So you're saying you want to get a cat?
2012-08-19 01:02:11 PM  
1 vote:
Wake me when its a pit bull.
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