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(Seattle Times)   Remember the smoking hot brunette on the cover of Herb Alpert's "Whipped Cream and Other Delights" album? Well, hold on to those memories   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 72
    More: Followup, Herb Alpert, Whipped Cream and Other Delights, Longview, record sleeves, billboard top, brunettes, smoking  
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2012-08-19 05:42:12 AM  
Good God, she's nearly 80. She looks wonderful.
 
2012-08-19 05:52:22 AM  
Erickson sat on a stool and from the waist down, Whorf placed on her a white Christmas tree blanket. Then shaving cream was sprayed on Erickson

i290.photobucket.com

Do not move, or I shall dishonor you further with whipped cream!
 
2012-08-19 06:04:18 AM  

RodneyToady: Erickson sat on a stool and from the waist down, Whorf placed on her a white Christmas tree blanket. Then shaving cream was sprayed on Erickson

[i290.photobucket.com image 200x150]

Do not move, or I shall dishonor you further with whipped cream!


Want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-19 06:16:15 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: RodneyToady: Erickson sat on a stool and from the waist down, Whorf placed on her a white Christmas tree blanket. Then shaving cream was sprayed on Erickson

[i290.photobucket.com image 200x150]

Do not move, or I shall dishonor you further with whipped cream!

Want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]


+1 Internets for you, sir.
 
2012-08-19 06:57:45 AM  
You mean an 80 year old isn't as classically beautiful as she was when she was 29? So what? When people who remember that album look at her, they will be seeing her as the model, not the grandmother (or great-grandmother, whatever) she is today.

People get old, but who they are and what they did does not change. The only thing that can change that is the meaning written into their lives. And the simple fact of her being 80 does not change the essence of her. If you were gonna jerk it to her as she was in the foam, it would be tragic to let a simple thing like the passage of time since the photo was taken to stop you now. And if you were simply appreciating her beauty then that beauty remains captured in the image.
 
2012-08-19 07:10:22 AM  
She looks like Jan Brewer's younger sister.
 
2012-08-19 07:10:41 AM  
People who do these "look at her now" comparisons should be taken out and flogged.
 
2012-08-19 07:12:18 AM  

Basily Gourt: People who do these "look at her now" comparisons should be taken out and flogged.


Haven't they suffered enough already?
 
2012-08-19 07:24:28 AM  
How very cool! I worked for Dean Silverstone and Golden Oldies some years ago. I remember when Dolores first stopped in and made the connection with the store. She signed a copy of Whipped Cream.... and brought in some outtakes of that photo session. Both Dolores and Golden Oldies are Northwest treasures.
 
2012-08-19 07:33:49 AM  
What about Ken?
 
2012-08-19 07:40:56 AM  
Mmm nope.
Does Fark have that many people that do?
 
2012-08-19 07:47:56 AM  
I lost my virginity in that cover.
 
2012-08-19 07:52:39 AM  
media.giantbomb.com

People tend to become less physically attractive as they age. More at 11.
 
2012-08-19 07:55:00 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [media.giantbomb.com image 200x150]

People tend to become less physically attractive as they age. More at 11.


Pedobear agrees. :P
 
2012-08-19 07:56:26 AM  
I had no idea people age. Will this happen to me too? This looks awful.
 
2012-08-19 08:07:43 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: RodneyToady: Erickson sat on a stool and from the waist down, Whorf placed on her a white Christmas tree blanket. Then shaving cream was sprayed on Erickson

[i290.photobucket.com image 200x150]

Do not move, or I shall dishonor you further with whipped cream!

Want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 388x400]


I'll see your Worf and raise you a Mustard Man

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-19 08:20:09 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Mmm nope.
Does Fark have that many people that do?


It's weird. I discovered it about ten years ago. Never knew it existed before that. Now that I know, it feels like it should be common knowledge that there's an album cover of a girl with whipped cream covering her.
 
2012-08-19 08:33:32 AM  
 
2012-08-19 08:37:24 AM  
Here are some other pictures of her from that shoot.


1.bp.blogspot.com


y


www.rockcellarmagazine.com


/fotografias son caliente 
//ella tambien
 
2012-08-19 08:37:46 AM  

FriarReb98: God-is-a-Taco: Mmm nope.
Does Fark have that many people that do?

It's weird. I discovered it about ten years ago. Never knew it existed before that. Now that I know, it feels like it should be common knowledge that there's an album cover of a girl with whipped cream covering her.


It was a pretty good album, too.

/Going Places was better, though.
 
2012-08-19 08:56:07 AM  
For those who haven't seen the album cover in question:
pdxretro.com

And the remastered version:
4.bp.blogspot.com

And Rachel McLish (who appeared in the Red Hot video):
www.celebs101.com
 
2012-08-19 09:05:18 AM  
My father had that album (I was born in 1965). I'm a big fan of the Moody Blues because of my father's album collection. Some of their album covers were terrifying to me as a young girl but I can appreciate them now.

There are so many album covers that are great art. I wish I could find the link to some great album covers that my co-worker had shown me.
 
2012-08-19 09:05:23 AM  

LonMead: For those who haven't seen the album cover in question:
[pdxretro.com image 750x768]

And the remastered version:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x237]

And Rachel McLish (who appeared in the Red Hot video):
[www.celebs101.com image 600x408]


Red Hot is one of my favorite bedroom background tunes. Just hit the repeat button, turn the volume way down, and you hardly notice it's the same tune being played over and over.

/ I miss the '80s
 
2012-08-19 09:22:42 AM  
Used record stores, college, and that album always pops up. Doesn't matter when you went to college... IF you hung out with the right people.


trekkiecougar: There are so many album covers that are great art.


Pick a Link, and we all can argue about it! :)
 
2012-08-19 09:39:35 AM  

mekkab: Used record stores, college, and that album always pops up. Doesn't matter when you went to college... IF you hung out with the right people.

trekkiecougar: There are so many album covers that are great art.

Pick a Link, and we all can argue about it! :)


It's taking too long to load, but I'll assume my favorite album cover is there:

www.thestranger.com

First album I ever bought with my own money. 
/trivia: the Waitress is also "Mom" from Doctor Detroit.
 
2012-08-19 09:48:46 AM  

RodneyToady: Erickson sat on a stool and from the waist down, Whorf placed on her a white Christmas tree blanket. Then shaving cream was sprayed on Erickson

[i290.photobucket.com image 200x150]

Do not move, or I shall dishonor you further with whipped cream!


I am almost disturbed that I actually read that in Worf's voice...
 
2012-08-19 10:04:37 AM  
My grandparents had that album. As a kid my grandma would snatch this out of my hand and replace it with the Ray Stevens' Guitarzan.

/shutup baby I'm tryin' to sang
 
2012-08-19 10:05:18 AM  

Basily Gourt: People who do these "look at her now" comparisons should be taken out and flogged.


Especially when the elapsed time is half a century. People get old, but subby does not know this sitting in his mom's basement. The only exception to this would be comparisons that show drastic changes to celebrities such as Lindsay Lohan and Meg Ryan that happen in only a few years.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:20 AM  
I convinced myself that, as a model, she must have done other photoshoots back in the day -- bikini, maybe topless, maybe did Playboy back then. But Google images seems to think she never did anything except the whipped cram cover.
 
2012-08-19 10:12:00 AM  

LonMead: mekkab: Used record stores, college, and that album always pops up. Doesn't matter when you went to college... IF you hung out with the right people.

trekkiecougar: There are so many album covers that are great art.

Pick a Link, and we all can argue about it! :)

It's taking too long to load, but I'll assume my favorite album cover is there:



First album I ever bought with my own money. 
/trivia: the Waitress is also "Mom" from Doctor Detroit.


This better be the title of the series finale of "Breaking Bad".

On topic: dnrta - did it mention she was pregnant at the time?
 
2012-08-19 10:24:20 AM  

mekkab: Used record stores, college, and that album always pops up. Doesn't matter when you went to college... IF you hung out with the right people.


trekkiecougar: There are so many album covers that are great art.

Pick a Link, and we all can argue about it! :)


A list of great album covers that doesn't have a single Roger Dean? No thanks.
 
2012-08-19 10:30:05 AM  
Part of human condition is to know that time affects us all, but still...

"TIME, you bastard!"
 
2012-08-19 10:45:43 AM  

mekkab: Pick a Link, and we all can argue about it! :)


I went through the list expecting U2's War, didn't see it, then saw his second list and thought, "OK, maybe he'll redeem himself." Nope.

Of course, art is subjective but leaving that one out is pretty bad. In his follow-up, even he basically admits his first list was fail:

"In my personal opinion those were the best designed album covers that I was exposed too....most of them were quite mainstream, so I decided to dive slightly deeper to find out if I can find some more interesting album covers."

So he's conceding that he should have named his first article, "99 Random Album Covers from My iTunes Collection (Did I Mention That I Love Linkin Park and Nickelback?)". Plus, he repeats himself between the two lists (Dookie). So he when he says "slightly deeper", he really does mean "slightly". He couldn't even get the best covers for the bands he did mention. Foo Fighters should have been their first album, and Yeah Yeah Yeahs should have been It's Blitz!.
 
2012-08-19 10:55:23 AM  
 
2012-08-19 10:57:05 AM  
Newsflash: People age.
 
2012-08-19 11:08:41 AM  

trekkiecougar: My father had that album (I was born in 1965). I'm a big fan of the Moody Blues because of my father's album collection. Some of their album covers were terrifying to me as a young girl but I can appreciate them now.

There are so many album covers that are great art. I wish I could find the link to some great album covers that my co-worker had shown me.


Uriah heep, molly hatchet, yes, all had great album covers. Frank Frazetta did a molly hatchet one, I think.

A friend of mine's son has a bunch of those old albums in frames hanging all over his apartment.
 
2012-08-19 11:08:50 AM  

TheDumbBlonde: Good God, she's nearly 80. She looks wonderful.


Hey look, we agree on something. She looks great. And sounds like she's had a good life
 
2012-08-19 11:31:04 AM  
Damn! That's a smoking hot 76.

I'd hit it.
 
2012-08-19 11:42:31 AM  
This and the Ohio Players' albums kept me in my bunk for days.
 
2012-08-19 11:45:23 AM  

Somacandra: Damn! That's a smoking hot 76.

I'd hit it.


Why?

I can't think of anything else but "what the hell???...are you that hard up".
 
2012-08-19 11:46:14 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

RIP, karl.
 
2012-08-19 11:53:07 AM  
Poor girl. She's living in Longview, the armpit of Washington.
 
2012-08-19 12:09:30 PM  

Arkcon: But Google images seems to think she never did anything except the whipped cram cover.


Freudian typo
 
2012-08-19 12:33:55 PM  
RIP Herb Albert and your wonderful, wonderful showcase. Also, Captain Noah and that creepy early-morning indian guy.
 
2012-08-19 12:52:03 PM  
Article by: Erik Lacitis
heh-heh.

Seriusly, that is one hot 73.
 
2012-08-19 01:04:58 PM  
I CAME!!!

pdxretro.com
 
2012-08-19 01:14:49 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: Good God, she's nearly 80. She looks wonderful.


Aye. She's still a beautiful woman. For an 80 year old, she's absolutely astonishing.
 
2012-08-19 01:34:07 PM  
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmmm?
 
2012-08-19 01:39:51 PM  
That was at a a time when flipping through lingerie magazines was what passed for surfing porn.
 
2012-08-19 01:45:35 PM  

tb tibbles: That was at a a time when flipping through lingerie magazines was what passed for surfing porn.


It's not anymore? You still can't have my Lane Bryant fliers.
 
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