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		Man who says he killed Bigfoot passes polygraph exam. Polygraph examiner believes him. Nessie goes into witness protection program (cryptomundo.com)		17
		More: Weird, Bigfoot, polygraph examination, witness protection program, exams, scientific skepticism, Justin Smeja

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cretinbob		2012-08-19 09:43:59 AM

3 votes:

Bigfoot shouldn't have been wearing a hoodie and walking casually in the rain.

//drink

Hagenhatesyouall		2012-08-19 11:02:46 AM

2 votes:

I was sittin' at home mindin' my own g'damn bizniss, watchin' some ball, when I hears me a knock at my doe.

I says "Who dat knockin' at my doe at this hour, I'm trying to watch the game!"

So I goes to the doe, and wouldn't you know it, there's one of them Bigfoots standin' at my doe!

I says "Bigfoots what the hell you doin' knockin' at my doe at this hour, I'm tryin' to watch the game!"

He say "I'm a little down on my luck and wanna know if you can give me somethin' to helps me get by?"

I say "What, Bigfoots?"

He say "I need about tree-fiddy."

I say "Tree fiddy!!! HELL no Bigfoots you aint gettin' no tree -fiddy from me, now you get off my damn porch and leave me alone so I can watch the game!"

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miss diminutive		2012-08-19 10:57:19 AM

2 votes:

I won't believe it until they bring me his wristwatch.

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Hiro-ACiD		2012-08-20 02:35:27 AM

1 votes:

Fluid: Tillmaster: I've never understood why America still takes the polygraph seriously (unless it's an 'invented here' situation).

Any other countries use them?

It doesn't do most of the things people think it does, but it's still considered a useful tool if you know how to use it. In combination with other interrogation methods, of course.

As useful as one of these...

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angryjd		2012-08-19 09:22:34 PM

1 votes:

I am not one to doubt the journalistic reliability of cryptomundo.com. Are you?

MagSeven		2012-08-19 07:21:19 PM

1 votes:

ongbok: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Honest Bender: Tillmaster: I've never understood why America still takes the polygraph seriously

Uh... we don't.

As Ongbok and SwingDancer's anecdotes attest, yeah maybe we do. :( Kind of like how seriously we take credit reports.......and those are worse frauds than polygraphs. So what happens to all the people who fail a lie detector test but are actually telling the truth?

They usually have their lives ruined.

I remember seeing this lawyer on some news show during the reporting of some kidnapping. They were discussing somebodies lie detector results and how the person couldn't be dismissed as a suspect just because they passed a lie detector. And that is when this lawyer that was on the panel said that is why he would tell any client he ever had to never take a lie detector because they won't help you and usually just hurt you. He was saying if you are a suspect in the polices' eyes, passing a lie detector test isn't going to change that, and in fact some people would see the fact that you passed as even more proof that you are guilty. If the test detects deception or is inconclusive, and there are many reasons to get these results, they will double down on you.
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Shvetz		2012-08-19 11:04:48 AM

1 votes:

Why does this cryptozoology site have a tag, like the Washington Post or the NY Times?

Archimedes' Principal		2012-08-19 11:00:16 AM

1 votes:

Goonie goo goo.

/ Hopes Aunt Bunny is still safe out there somewhere.

MrHappyRotter		2012-08-19 10:36:18 AM

1 votes:

That man convincingly and conclusively passed a polygraph test. He IS telling the truth, and that truth is as infallible as the word of God.

I, for one, am preparing to invest my entire life savings towards developing lab-grade Big Foot food nuggets, since scientists will surely need a high quality and nutritious Big Foot food nugget to feed Big Feets during laboratory experiments.

Now that we know Big Foot is real, and not a myth, the final cog is in place to spark the next U.S. civil war. Which side of the war to decide the plural form of Big Foot will you fall on? Big Foots or Big Feet?

Lsherm		2012-08-19 10:23:06 AM

1 votes:

Either this guy or someone talking about him was on Joe Rogan's podcast a few months ago. The story adds up as long as you don't require proof of anything, including a body. Using the same rigorous method of proof, I just killed Godzilla in my backyard. I'd show you pictures, but a giant bear made off with the corpse before I could charge my camera, which had a dead battery. There also isn't any blood, because there was a freak thunderstorm right after I shot him. I managed to carve off some of the skin on his back, but I had it in my shirt pocket and it accidentally fell down the garbage disposal while I was doing dishes. But I sure as shiat killed that farker, you can trust me.

Mugato		2012-08-19 10:22:42 AM

1 votes:

Who would have thought he'd look like Larry the Cable Guy?

flynn80		2012-08-19 10:22:19 AM

1 votes:

Imagine if this started a War between humans and Bigfeet or did the sci-fi channel make that movie already.

jaytkay		2012-08-19 10:22:00 AM

1 votes:

I had to take a polygraph test once, and I asked the examiner how accurate the process was.

He said I dunno, but you would be amazed at the shiat people start admitting just because they're hooked up to the machine.