"I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."

"Michael Cole says Little Jimmy isn't a person, Brain."

"Probably like Vince he feels Little Jimmy is just 3/5ths of a person."

"Oh my..."

"It's time for the WHC title match Brain."

"For the second PPV in a row it's 'they took our jobs 1912' vs. 'they took our jobs 2012'"

"That joke is a repeat."

"So is this match."

robsul82: Hunter was clearly expecting SO MUCH MORE and he didn't get it, lol.

Now we find the true character of the man. What will he do?

Will he stare at the face in the mirror and realize that his time in the sun is over and that he should just do his thing behind the scenes?

Will he take a deep look into his soul and recognize the things he's done to turn the fans against him and work to build talent up rather than put himself on top?

Or will he, Vince, and Steph biatch and moan back stage about the crowd not being representative of the WWE Universe and chalk it up to a bunch of smart marks ruining it for everyone?

"BROCK WINS!"

"AND SO DO I MONSOON! YOUR CONTINUED GREDUNZA CHAMPION!"

"But Brain...."

"HACKSAW RULE! I'M OUT!"

"Well folks, Brain is now running through the crowd and out of the arena."

falcon176: why the hell did Lesnar just do a small package

Steriods

"Hey! I'm Fred Durst! Remember me? I used to be relevant!"

"Was that Pat Paterson on the back of her shirt Brain?"

"Monsoon, you and I both know that PAt Patterson has never been on the back of any woman."

What idiot applies a submission move when one is already in place?

This idiot, that's who

"PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!"

"WHAT???????!"

"PUNK RETAINS BRAIN!"

"TURN TO THE DARK SIDE JOHN! IT'S TIME!!!"

I've soured on AJ since she started wearing clothes.

"Big Show seems unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Sandusky in a shower room Monsoon!"

TheManofPA: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no cash-in?
Shame-us proves Grantland right?

bleh

Good timing on the grantland post.

One Bad Apple: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.

I think the list I put together and was perfected by funnier people than I is now dead.

You know what...when Mizark returns and does something Mizark like, I'll revive it.

Hold on. I have to go back in time and tell 20 year old me that in 10 years, people look forward to Mark Henry on their televisions. If I don't come back, it's because 20 year old me died laughing and I really messed up the space time continuum. Sorry in advance.

Kofi time!

I really want Kofi/Troof to split as a tag team with Kofi going heel. That said, the only way that happens would be if there's a nasty custody battle over Lil Jimmy.

"Before the match, the referee checked them for weapons... international objects...."

"Green cards."

"Folks I apologize for my broadcast partner."

"Cole has a seven-year old son he hasn't named yet Brain?"

"That's nothing, Lawler has seven year-old sons he's never met."

"Will you stop?"

"Is the WWE Title on the line tonight Monsoon?"

"Hell if I know just by watching this Brain..."

robsul82: silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?

I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.

Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.

"Brain, here we are in Los Angeles!"

"That's right Monsoon, it's SLUMBERSCAM!"

"Summerslam, Brain."

"Where HHH will defeat Brock Lesnar, then insert him in the WWE Title match, and win that as well, then will go Godzilla on downtown Los Angeles!"

"I'll alert the National Guard!"