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		CAN Triple-H survive the onslaught of Brock Lesnar? WILL CM Punk retain the WWE Title against both John Cena AND The Big Show? IS AJ going to drop trou in the middle of the ring? THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam 2012 Thread (8pm EST on PPV) (wwe.com)		13
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Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-08-19 09:33:51 PM

2 votes:

"I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-19 03:28:05 PM

2 votes:

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"

Lesnar's a former NCAA National Champion wrestler and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion. He may be 'roided up, but he DOES know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

As for the OTHER big guys... yeah, they suck. >_>

Yes, but Lesnar's current run in WWE is a total failure, because of both Senile Promoter and Doofus son-in-law. It's in the same category of shiatting on the people that watch, and very much in line with Vince masturbating into his glass of ICOPRO, except this particular load is because he's pissing off the smarks AND humiliating someone who he feels did him wrong, two other other favorite pastime of his that make no money or sense, but he does because he's VINCE FARKING MCMAHON.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-08-20 03:11:16 PM

1 votes:

robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I have to admit, HHH really gave Brock a good push by basically jobbing that entire match. I figured Brock would win, but I didn't expect HHH to give that good of a push.

And then he booked himself an Austin at WrestleMania 13 moment, and as much as it hilariously failed, his ego still needed it. There's always a catch when you're dealing with the man who loves THIS BUSINESS more than anyone else.

In both cases though, I thought the moment was well planned. Leave some doubt as to what the star's going to do next, then take a few months off to let the story simmer before boiling it up again.

Neums		2012-08-20 02:43:29 PM

1 votes:

Everyone keeps bringing up instances where HHH tapped out, but Outshined_one was asking when the last time Hunter tapped out, and I maintain what I said about last year's Mania being that moment.

Hunter had gotten his hands on the sledgehammer and looked like he was going to finish Taker, but Taker surprised Hunter and put him in the Hell's Gate submission. Hunter dropped the sledge while in the hold, and got his hands on it, only to drop the hammer and eventually tap out to it. However, he was able to leave the ring under his own steam, unlike Taker. Now, that could have been setup for this most recent match, but I think it was just fortunate that Taker was completely wiped from it and unable to get out without assistance, and they just wrote that into the storyline.

FinFangFark		2012-08-20 10:31:15 AM

1 votes:

star_topology: TheManofPA: Neums: Outshined_One: I'm trying to remember the last time Triple H tapped out.

Can anyone remember? All that's coming to mind is when Triple H tapped out to a strong gust of wind at Wrestlemania XX, but I feel like there have been other instances since then.

He tapped to Taker at Mania last year in the Hell's Gate. I think that was the last time he tapped.

You know what, I posted that earlier but now I think I'm wrong. Didn't he go out heroically and didn't tap, he just passed out from being in the hold too long? Does anyone remember?

POST IT SHAWN OR I WILL!

Didn't he tap to Chris Benoit someone at WM20?

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Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-08-19 10:07:42 PM

1 votes:

"Hey! I'm Fred Durst! Remember me? I used to be relevant!"

"Was that Pat Paterson on the back of her shirt Brain?"

"Monsoon, you and I both know that PAt Patterson has never been on the back of any woman."

Zombie Hitler		2012-08-19 10:01:48 PM

1 votes:

I've soured on AJ since she started wearing clothes.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-08-19 09:30:43 PM

1 votes:

"Michael Cole says Little Jimmy isn't a person, Brain."

"Probably like Vince he feels Little Jimmy is just 3/5ths of a person."

"Oh my..."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-08-19 08:34:53 PM

1 votes:

"Cole has a seven-year old son he hasn't named yet Brain?"

"That's nothing, Lawler has seven year-old sons he's never met."

"Will you stop?"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-08-19 08:08:11 PM

1 votes:

"Jericho with the taped ribs, Brain"

"The universal sign of 'hit me here' Monsoon!"

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-19 04:10:41 PM

1 votes:

downpaymentblues: As an MMA viewer, but not a pro-wrestling viewer, is Lesnar doing regular pro-wrestling gimmick matches, or he is doing MMA style gimmick matches?

He's only had one match since April. He lost because he faced John Cena, who is like Superman and can take a 20 minute beating, then vanquish his foe with one punch (yes, that's how the match ended).

Oh, and Lesnar had a nice speech about his feelings.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-19 03:19:59 PM

1 votes:

2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"

FirstNationalBastard		2012-08-19 02:56:28 PM

1 votes:

2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

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