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(WWE)   CAN Triple-H survive the onslaught of Brock Lesnar? WILL CM Punk retain the WWE Title against both John Cena AND The Big Show? IS AJ going to drop trou in the middle of the ring? THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam 2012 Thread (8pm EST on PPV)   (wwe.com) divider line 28
    More: Cool, Brock Lesnar, Big Show, WWE Championship, WWE SummerSlam, Triple-H, CM Punk, John Cena, Alberto Del Rio  
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2012-08-19 09:33:51 PM
7 votes:
"I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."
2012-08-19 09:30:43 PM
2 votes:
"Michael Cole says Little Jimmy isn't a person, Brain."

"Probably like Vince he feels Little Jimmy is just 3/5ths of a person."

"Oh my..."
2012-08-19 09:00:01 PM
2 votes:
"It's time for the WHC title match Brain."

"For the second PPV in a row it's 'they took our jobs 1912' vs. 'they took our jobs 2012'"

"That joke is a repeat."

"So is this match."
2012-08-19 08:45:42 PM
2 votes:
cdn.wl.uproxx.com
2012-08-19 07:53:54 PM
2 votes:
Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)
2012-08-20 03:11:16 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Grand_Moff_Joseph: I have to admit, HHH really gave Brock a good push by basically jobbing that entire match. I figured Brock would win, but I didn't expect HHH to give that good of a push.

And then he booked himself an Austin at WrestleMania 13 moment, and as much as it hilariously failed, his ego still needed it. There's always a catch when you're dealing with the man who loves THIS BUSINESS more than anyone else.


In both cases though, I thought the moment was well planned. Leave some doubt as to what the star's going to do next, then take a few months off to let the story simmer before boiling it up again.
2012-08-19 11:16:20 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: can someone recap please


You don't need a recap. You're reading one, FFS.
2012-08-19 11:08:10 PM
1 votes:

The_Y2P_Problem: robsul82: "I might buy the replay just to hear the 'you tapped out' chant again. And again. And again. And again."

That chant's gonna be edited out of the replay and you know it.


I'm surprised they didn't have Cole try to cover it up by asking why the crowd was chanting "you mapped Lao"..
2012-08-19 10:55:27 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Hunter was clearly expecting SO MUCH MORE and he didn't get it, lol.


Now we find the true character of the man. What will he do?

Will he stare at the face in the mirror and realize that his time in the sun is over and that he should just do his thing behind the scenes?

Will he take a deep look into his soul and recognize the things he's done to turn the fans against him and work to build talent up rather than put himself on top?

Or will he, Vince, and Steph biatch and moan back stage about the crowd not being representative of the WWE Universe and chalk it up to a bunch of smart marks ruining it for everyone?
2012-08-19 10:44:53 PM
1 votes:
"BROCK WINS!"

"AND SO DO I MONSOON! YOUR CONTINUED GREDUNZA CHAMPION!"

"But Brain...."

"HACKSAW RULE! I'M OUT!"

"Well folks, Brain is now running through the crowd and out of the arena."
2012-08-19 10:35:51 PM
1 votes:

falcon176: why the hell did Lesnar just do a small package


Steriods
2012-08-19 10:07:42 PM
1 votes:
"Hey! I'm Fred Durst! Remember me? I used to be relevant!"

"Was that Pat Paterson on the back of her shirt Brain?"

"Monsoon, you and I both know that PAt Patterson has never been on the back of any woman."
2012-08-19 10:04:38 PM
1 votes:
What idiot applies a submission move when one is already in place?

This idiot, that's who

blog.zap2it.com
2012-08-19 10:02:27 PM
1 votes:
"PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!"

"WHAT???????!"

"PUNK RETAINS BRAIN!"

"TURN TO THE DARK SIDE JOHN! IT'S TIME!!!"
2012-08-19 10:01:48 PM
1 votes:
I've soured on AJ since she started wearing clothes.
2012-08-19 09:56:00 PM
1 votes:
"Big Show seems unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Sandusky in a shower room Monsoon!"
2012-08-19 09:24:08 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no cash-in?
Shame-us proves Grantland right?

bleh

Good timing on the grantland post.

One Bad Apple: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.

I think the list I put together and was perfected by funnier people than I is now dead.

You know what...when Mizark returns and does something Mizark like, I'll revive it.


Hold on. I have to go back in time and tell 20 year old me that in 10 years, people look forward to Mark Henry on their televisions. If I don't come back, it's because 20 year old me died laughing and I really messed up the space time continuum. Sorry in advance.
2012-08-19 09:23:53 PM
1 votes:
Kofi time!

I really want Kofi/Troof to split as a tag team with Kofi going heel. That said, the only way that happens would be if there's a nasty custody battle over Lil Jimmy.
2012-08-19 09:06:26 PM
1 votes:
"Before the match, the referee checked them for weapons... international objects...."

"Green cards."

"Folks I apologize for my broadcast partner."
2012-08-19 08:59:45 PM
1 votes:
Sheamus/Del Rio is next.
2012-08-19 08:34:53 PM
1 votes:
"Cole has a seven-year old son he hasn't named yet Brain?"

"That's nothing, Lawler has seven year-old sons he's never met."

"Will you stop?"
2012-08-19 08:04:10 PM
1 votes:
"Is the WWE Title on the line tonight Monsoon?"

"Hell if I know just by watching this Brain..."
2012-08-19 07:50:09 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?

I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.

Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.


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2012-08-19 07:17:47 PM
1 votes:
"Brain, here we are in Los Angeles!"

"That's right Monsoon, it's SLUMBERSCAM!"

"Summerslam, Brain."

"Where HHH will defeat Brock Lesnar, then insert him in the WWE Title match, and win that as well, then will go Godzilla on downtown Los Angeles!"

"I'll alert the National Guard!"
2012-08-19 02:56:28 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?


No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.
2012-08-19 01:46:42 PM
1 votes:
TRIPLE H: "TONIGHT BROCK, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS IN A REAL FIGHT, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE DIAMOND IN THIS BUSINESS, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM."
LESNAR: "IS THAT SO?"
TRIPLE H: "YOU BETTER STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE AND MAKING ME BLEED MY BLOOD, BEFORE I MAKE THIS REAL."
LESNAR: "OH, REALLY?"
TRIPLE H: "GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF MY THROAT BEFORE I SETTLE THIS LIKE THOSE CAGE FIGHTING GUYS DO."
2012-08-19 01:04:18 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, look, Subby still doesn't know how to use the caps lock key.


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2012-08-19 03:27:27 AM
1 votes:
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