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(WWE)   CAN Triple-H survive the onslaught of Brock Lesnar? WILL CM Punk retain the WWE Title against both John Cena AND The Big Show? IS AJ going to drop trou in the middle of the ring? THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam 2012 Thread (8pm EST on PPV)   (wwe.com) divider line 904
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2012-08-19 10:20:00 PM
wtf no jobber squashing? or is Ryback vs Jobbers the real main event?
 
2012-08-19 10:20:01 PM
Jimmy John's sucks!!!

/subway for life
 
2012-08-19 10:20:54 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: one of those: The world is TOUTing about Bork vs Trips, and my balls

Speaking of balls and Tout, far as I've heard the Great Testicle Tout Challenge is still unanswered.


No winners as of today
 
2012-08-19 10:21:08 PM
Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)

And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.
 
2012-08-19 10:21:57 PM

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: one of those: The world is TOUTing about Bork vs Trips, and my balls

Speaking of balls and Tout, far as I've heard the Great Testicle Tout Challenge is still unanswered.

No winners as of today


That's too bad. Just a remember for any exhibitionists out there that I'm offering an extra month of Total Fark on top of what's been promised if you make the testicles look like Puppet H.
 
2012-08-19 10:22:12 PM

one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over


Yes. This is the current plan of we.
 
2012-08-19 10:22:16 PM
Remember how big the Miami Pop was for Lesner and how great it was for the fans. That place went nuts when he laid out Cena.

Then they forced him to go heel so Cena could overcome the odds....and ruined him in less than a month.
 
2012-08-19 10:23:33 PM
I hate Lesnar, but if he could somehow manage to botch a move on HHH and ensure that we never have to see either of them wrestle in a PPV again, I'd be most appreciative.
 
2012-08-19 10:23:52 PM

meow said the dog: one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over

Yes. This is the current plan of we.


You mean Rock beats Cena at RR with Cena winning at WM

/cause we know what will happen
 
2012-08-19 10:24:00 PM

meow said the dog: one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over

Yes. This is the current plan of we.


Yeah, that's the downside of the past match. Means Punk/Rock WM is off.
 
2012-08-19 10:24:12 PM
They are seriously foreshadowing HBK showing up "unexpectedly" and getting involved tonight.
 
2012-08-19 10:24:15 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.


..Or tunes it out and plays Zelda instead.
 
2012-08-19 10:24:41 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)

And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.


that guy is a really good writer....fits in good on Grantland
 
2012-08-19 10:24:46 PM
The WWE championship match didn't get this intro

What's wrong with this picture
 
2012-08-19 10:24:48 PM

TheManofPA: meow said the dog: one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over

Yes. This is the current plan of we.

You mean Rock beats Cena at RR with Cena winning at WM

/cause we know what will happen


THIS. I can't wait.
 
2012-08-19 10:25:18 PM

NakedReporta: I hate Lesnar, but if he could somehow manage to botch a move on HHH and ensure that we never have to see either of them wrestle in a PPV again, I'd be most appreciative.


I'm thinking Brock's Shooting Star Self Piledriver to the face of HHH. With that much weight and force coming down on HHH's head, he'd wish he'd been parasailing with Ed Leslie.
 
2012-08-19 10:26:32 PM
How many people hold patents on the hign knee Cole?
 
2012-08-19 10:26:42 PM
Gagne already has more offense than Cena did in his past match with Bork.
 
2012-08-19 10:26:54 PM
BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza
 
2012-08-19 10:26:59 PM

silgryphon: The WWE championship match didn't get this intro

What's wrong with this picture


NOTHING NOW PASS ME ANOTHER CREATINE TACO!!!
 
2012-08-19 10:27:05 PM
I don't want to see HHH's hiney, patented or not.
 
2012-08-19 10:27:35 PM
Ok, I seem to remember Bork simply owning Cena for the entire match until a chain got involved.


Now the COO is such a badass that he can take the same guy on and push him around?


Damn, it is all about the game
 
2012-08-19 10:27:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)

And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.


Universally beloved? I can't stand Shawn Michaels and never could. Glad he retired before he got really hurt.
 
2012-08-19 10:28:23 PM
"Wrong table Bork!"

"Spanish Table was next door!"
 
2012-08-19 10:28:46 PM
that was actually a cool move by bork
 
2012-08-19 10:29:37 PM
"My houth?"
 
2012-08-19 10:30:05 PM
Hey!

The armpit is a sensitive area!
 
2012-08-19 10:30:16 PM
MY HOUSS
 
2012-08-19 10:30:20 PM
Sledgehammer over/under 10:45pm?
 
2012-08-19 10:30:42 PM
I love how only heels can smartly employ strategery to a specific injury or to set up their finisher. Maybe a face has done this at some point but I cannot remember any instance of it.
 
2012-08-19 10:30:47 PM
END IT BORK OR I WILL
 
2012-08-19 10:31:25 PM
BLOOD!! STOP THE MATCH!!!
 
2012-08-19 10:31:44 PM

silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza


Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?
 
2012-08-19 10:32:11 PM

eagles95: BLOOD!! STOP THE MATCH!!!


Na, blood is PG

Women's nipples aren't

/cuz they dangerous!
 
2012-08-19 10:32:59 PM
Man, this match has killed the crowd
 
2012-08-19 10:33:08 PM

TheManofPA: silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza

Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?


Not untill *redacted* gets back on
 
2012-08-19 10:33:09 PM

TheManofPA: silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza

Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?


Needs one commish to reinstate someone, I think.
 
2012-08-19 10:33:13 PM
Whatever happened to Paul E's lawsuits against HHH and WWE?

Or am I supposed to forget about them?
 
2012-08-19 10:33:23 PM
Well, this WAS a hot crowd.
 
2012-08-19 10:33:53 PM
Way too much money to pass up, but if Brock changed the script and pinned HHH; that'd be great
 
2012-08-19 10:34:13 PM
Hey the Spanish table bit the dust!
 
2012-08-19 10:34:29 PM

LucklessWonder: TheManofPA: silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza

Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?

Needs one commish to reinstate someone, I think.


Need an enigma machine to crack that code.
 
2012-08-19 10:34:30 PM
Flying punch off the inverted announce table. That may be a first
 
2012-08-19 10:34:42 PM
There's an outside chance the Spanish announce table might survive this PPV. Yikes.
 
2012-08-19 10:34:44 PM
"He's not a Superstar, he's a BUTTKICKER" = sadly PG
 
2012-08-19 10:34:48 PM
Kevin Nash hobbles out of the crowd, tears 15 quads, and interferes.

It worked so well last year!
 
2012-08-19 10:35:03 PM

falcon176: wtf no jobber squashing? or is Ryback vs Jobbers the real main event?


Might be fun for some...

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:35:04 PM
why the hell did Lesnar just do a small package
 
2012-08-19 10:35:25 PM
BORING
 
2012-08-19 10:35:46 PM
From Natalia on Twitter

.@CMPunk nice pink and black tights! Paying homage to @BretHart !! Great match... The pink and black brought you luck!


We know who CM Punk will be hanging with tonight
 
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