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(WWE)   CAN Triple-H survive the onslaught of Brock Lesnar? WILL CM Punk retain the WWE Title against both John Cena AND The Big Show? IS AJ going to drop trou in the middle of the ring? THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam 2012 Thread (8pm EST on PPV)   (wwe.com) divider line 904
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2012-08-19 03:27:27 AM
imageshack.us
 
2012-08-19 08:04:31 AM
Oh, look, Subby still doesn't know how to use the caps lock key.

/shiatty headlines make it easier not to watch shiatty WWE programming.
 
2012-08-19 09:52:00 AM
Going to a ball game today, so won't be here to tune-in on the web. If WWE has any intent on keeping Bork, then he has to beat HHH. If not, then they can't be serious about a heel push for him.

Either way, I hope HHH pedigrees Heyman, just for being a douche.
 
2012-08-19 10:40:42 AM
For those of us pining for more exciting WWE content, I submit the first encounter of Rock and Hogan.
 
2012-08-19 12:31:36 PM
WILL I remember this is on? HAS the river moved again? CAN the kids be ASLEEP BY EIGHT?

/FIND out TONIGHT
//meh
 
2012-08-19 01:04:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, look, Subby still doesn't know how to use the caps lock key.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 01:26:20 PM
Only thing wrong with the headline is the hyphen between Triple and H. Laaaaaaame, lol.
 
2012-08-19 01:44:36 PM
Maybe it's "Negative H". The long lost arch rival of "Positive K"



/I ain't tryin' to hear that see ?
 
2012-08-19 01:46:42 PM
TRIPLE H: "TONIGHT BROCK, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS IN A REAL FIGHT, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE DIAMOND IN THIS BUSINESS, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM."
LESNAR: "IS THAT SO?"
TRIPLE H: "YOU BETTER STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE AND MAKING ME BLEED MY BLOOD, BEFORE I MAKE THIS REAL."
LESNAR: "OH, REALLY?"
TRIPLE H: "GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF MY THROAT BEFORE I SETTLE THIS LIKE THOSE CAGE FIGHTING GUYS DO."
 
2012-08-19 01:56:29 PM

One Bad Apple: Maybe it's "Negative H". The long lost arch rival of "Positive K"

/I ain't tryin' to hear that see ?


THERE IS NO WAY NEGATIVE H LOVES THIS BUSINESS ANY MORE THAN I DO-AH
 
2012-08-19 02:18:12 PM
AND THIS UFC SUMMERSLAM MAIN EVENT, IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CONDOM CITY, WHERE CONDOMS AND CITY FOLK COLLIDE

AND WE CAN SEE HERE THAT BROCK LESNAR HAS THE SIZE ADVANTAGE, THE REACH ADVANTAGE, AND THE EXPERIENCE ADVANTAGE, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE DIAMOND IN THIS BUSINESS, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM, JOE
 
2012-08-19 02:55:28 PM
Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment? A man has to know his limitations.
 
2012-08-19 02:56:28 PM

2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?


No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.
 
2012-08-19 03:10:53 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.


Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.
 
2012-08-19 03:19:59 PM

2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.


Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"
 
2012-08-19 03:23:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"


Lesnar's a former NCAA National Champion wrestler and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion. He may be 'roided up, but he DOES know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

As for the OTHER big guys... yeah, they suck. >_>
 
2012-08-19 03:28:05 PM

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"

Lesnar's a former NCAA National Champion wrestler and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion. He may be 'roided up, but he DOES know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

As for the OTHER big guys... yeah, they suck. >_>


Yes, but Lesnar's current run in WWE is a total failure, because of both Senile Promoter and Doofus son-in-law. It's in the same category of shiatting on the people that watch, and very much in line with Vince masturbating into his glass of ICOPRO, except this particular load is because he's pissing off the smarks AND humiliating someone who he feels did him wrong, two other other favorite pastime of his that make no money or sense, but he does because he's VINCE FARKING MCMAHON.
 
2012-08-19 03:47:53 PM
As an MMA viewer, but not a pro-wrestling viewer, is Lesnar doing regular pro-wrestling gimmick matches, or he is doing MMA style gimmick matches?
 
2012-08-19 03:57:20 PM
ICOPRO jokes = always, always MANY BUYS, lol.
 
2012-08-19 04:10:41 PM

downpaymentblues: As an MMA viewer, but not a pro-wrestling viewer, is Lesnar doing regular pro-wrestling gimmick matches, or he is doing MMA style gimmick matches?


He's only had one match since April. He lost because he faced John Cena, who is like Superman and can take a 20 minute beating, then vanquish his foe with one punch (yes, that's how the match ended).

Oh, and Lesnar had a nice speech about his feelings.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 04:17:54 PM

downpaymentblues: As an MMA viewer, but not a pro-wrestling viewer, is Lesnar doing regular pro-wrestling gimmick matches, or he is doing MMA style gimmick matches?


I'm curious about that too but I'm just guessing that it would be absolutely weapons grade cringe worthy in the execution. Almost none of the other guys Lesnar would have fake MMA matches against have any real fight training. The only person they would learn from is Lesnar himself and he wasn't all that well rounded to begin with.
 
2012-08-19 04:23:23 PM

One Bad Apple: I'm curious about that too but I'm just guessing that it would be absolutely weapons grade cringe worthy in the execution.


I was thinking about the "demo" matches like Fedor against Aoki, and how bad that would look if they tried to pretend it was "real" in pro-wrestling.
 
2012-08-19 04:25:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: He's only had one match since April. He lost because he faced John Cena, who is like Superman and can take a 20 minute beating, then vanquish his foe with one punch (yes, that's how the match ended).


To be fair, it only took one kick from Overeem to put Lesnar down, lol. No 20 minute beating, unless you count the pre-fight hype...
 
2012-08-19 04:28:09 PM

downpaymentblues:

I was thinking about the "demo" matches like Fedor against Aoki, and how bad that would look if they tried to pretend it was "real" in pro-wrestling.


Kenny Shamrock did one way back in the daybut IIRC his opponent was Vernon White (a Lions Den student) and not some WWF jobber who only knows the fake stuff. It looked mostly bad too
 
2012-08-19 04:29:19 PM

downpaymentblues: FirstNationalBastard: He's only had one match since April. He lost because he faced John Cena, who is like Superman and can take a 20 minute beating, then vanquish his foe with one punch (yes, that's how the match ended).

To be fair, it only took one kick from Overeem to put Lesnar down, lol. No 20 minute beating, unless you count the pre-fight hype...


That loss has been vacated to a "No Contest" due to Overroids getting caught after.
 
2012-08-19 04:50:40 PM
Observer says I only have one more week to use the title card from "Dawson's Creek" when Claire Lynch appears on TV. Awwww.
 
2012-08-19 05:55:47 PM
If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.
 
2012-08-19 06:04:46 PM
Are we at raw 1004 yet? No? Well? Maybe I'll go swimming tonight, maybe I won't.
 
2012-08-19 06:35:25 PM

cman: If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.


You still buy your PPVs? :P
 
2012-08-19 06:38:28 PM
Hello. The name of me is Damian Sandmeow.

You are welcome.
 
2012-08-19 06:39:53 PM

Captain Steroid: cman: If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.

You still buy your PPVs? :P


There is not the other way to watch these and everyone in the thread of these pays for these if they are watching them. Unless you are from the country where this does not have to be the case it is probably the good idea to not state otherwise law-abiding citizen.

You are welcome.
 
2012-08-19 06:43:09 PM

Captain Steroid: cman: If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.

You still buy your PPVs? :P


Yes, because I like having those who entertain me to be given a paycheck
 
2012-08-19 06:43:29 PM
@CMPunk
My gear tonight is all about #respect
1 minute ago


Hmmm...
 
2012-08-19 06:53:17 PM
The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam
 
2012-08-19 06:59:36 PM

robsul82: The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam


And like the such as?

/old
//still don't get it
 
2012-08-19 07:02:46 PM
It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches?
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be?
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes?
2 points: What is the main event?
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions)
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match)
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts)
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show
2 point bonus: How does it happen?


Good luck all
 
2012-08-19 07:04:17 PM

ThatGuyGreg: And like the such as?

/old
//still don't get it


Only one wrestler insisted on calling it The Summerslam for some reason, lol, and I loved it even back then. "I'll make Owen cry like the baby he is at The Summerslam..."

/the pink and black attack is back
//this time with a beard and tattoos
 
2012-08-19 07:06:33 PM
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 6
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 3
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 2
2 points: What is the main event? John Cena winning the belt
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Just be a star
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Kane, because fark you with making sense, we are burying him
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) The way the main event ends
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River Irish
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) Prime Time Players
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Ziggles
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) He attempts to cash but never gets the match started
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere It is ALWAYS about the Game
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show The Troops
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Punk does cheat and becomes a Christian-style heel, Cena still kicks out, recovers and wins completely clean
 
2012-08-19 07:07:08 PM

TheManofPA: It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner Miz
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? All. Swim suit contest
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 2
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 1
2 points: What is the main event? Cena
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Both
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) Everything
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River Irish
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) PTP
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Ziggler
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) no
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere ME
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show Punk
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Some bullshiat


Good luck all

 
2012-08-19 07:08:29 PM

robsul82: The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam


Topless photo chick from paramore: Aretha Franklin t-shirt and panties? (Wish I could be there with the man tonight.)?

Punk: Just the panties

/she'll sleep with him
 
2012-08-19 07:09:58 PM
WILL I order a steak tonight OR will I get a broiled scallop dinner plate? CAN I find my black dress shoes or DO I have to change my belt, socks and dress shoes to brown? WILL I remember to check out this thread when I come back from dinner? AM I going to drink wine or beer? Tune in tonight when I get back to find out!
 
2012-08-19 07:12:17 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam

Topless photo chick from paramore: Aretha Franklin t-shirt and panties? (Wish I could be there with the man tonight.)?

Punk: Just the panties

/she'll sleep with him


Nice to know Punk still has some uncrossed names on the list, lol.
 
2012-08-19 07:17:47 PM
"Brain, here we are in Los Angeles!"

"That's right Monsoon, it's SLUMBERSCAM!"

"Summerslam, Brain."

"Where HHH will defeat Brock Lesnar, then insert him in the WWE Title match, and win that as well, then will go Godzilla on downtown Los Angeles!"

"I'll alert the National Guard!"
 
2012-08-19 07:18:03 PM

robsul82: @CMPunk
My gear tonight is all about #respect
1 minute ago

Hmmm...


Respect?

From Corporate Mark Punk, who will tell fans they're homos and to go kill themselves, then go to bat for Vince when he releases someone for just making a Kobe rape joke?
 
2012-08-19 07:20:45 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Brain, here we are in Los Angeles!"

"That's right Monsoon, it's SLUMBERSCAM!"

"Summerslam, Brain."

"Where HHH will defeat Brock Lesnar, then insert him in the WWE Title match, and win that as well, then will go Godzilla on downtown Los Angeles!"

"I'll alert the National Guard!"


Bring your A-game
 
2012-08-19 07:21:52 PM

robsul82: Observer says I only have one more week to use the title card from "Dawson's Creek" when Claire Lynch appears on TV. Awwww.


Speaking of creeks, does anyone have a link to a similar body of water?
 
2012-08-19 07:23:07 PM
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 3
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 1
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 12
2 points: What is the main event? Punk, Cena, Show
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Be a Star, only
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Daniel Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) Damian Sandow only wrestling in one match
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River Irish
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) no winner
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Jericho
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) yes; no; NA
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere Lesnar
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show CM Punk
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Clean-ish (no run-ins); punk pins Cena
 
2012-08-19 07:23:19 PM
Oh, man... Methinks the Little Caesar's I had for dinner was under-cooked. XP

Enjoy the show, FARKers. I'm out.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 07:23:44 PM
Bork wins tonight?
 
2012-08-19 07:31:11 PM

TheManofPA: It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner Miz
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 3, if by "involved" you mean a Divas match and AJ getting involved in stuff in her role as GM
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 1
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 2
2 points: What is the main event? WWE Championship/John Cena World Championship of the World Unification Match
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None "Be a Star" only
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Kane after AJ skips out to restart the match for some reason
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) The above, probably
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River McCena
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) Prime Time Players, new champs
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Ziggles!
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) No, no, no
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere The man who knows that IN THIS BUSINESS you must pay homage to The Game with a job
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show Head says Punk, but I'm gonna go for glory [and the Punk-Rock WM for the title markgasm] and say Cena
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Cena pins Show, ending Punk's reign without his being involved in the decision, which he can campaign against afterwards

 
2012-08-19 07:35:15 PM
FYI, Cards and Buccos are in the bottom of the 17th. Cards have 1st and 2nd and just tied it up with 2 outs.
 
2012-08-19 07:35:30 PM
You know what is funny?

Besides the CM Punk/Cena feud, WWE put on the shiattiest wrestling of all time, a record that they broke again this year. Yeesh, I would take the crap they gave us a year ago over this bullshiat
 
2012-08-19 07:36:28 PM
HHH vs Lesnar? End of an era.
 
2012-08-19 07:37:33 PM
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner - Miz
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? - Two: Layla and whoever she squashes
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? - Three?
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? - Two
2 points: What is the main event? - Gagne vs. Bork
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None - Be A Star only
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan - DBD
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) - Cena wins the title
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River - Del Rio
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) - Kofi & Troof
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler - Jericho
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) - Yes! Yes! Yes!
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere - Me, Me Everywhere
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show - Cena
2 point bonus: How does it happen? - Montreal Screwjob/Fingerpoke of Doom Cross - Cena puts Show in STF. Vince calls for bell. We find out after that they're all in on it together.
 
2012-08-19 07:41:40 PM

tbaughm: Montreal Screwjob/Fingerpoke of Doom Cross - Cena puts Show in STF. Vince calls for bell. We find out after that they're all in on it together.


NO CHANCE IN HELL this happens, but an absolutely brilliant call back would be if Vince comes out, Punk screws up and gets in the STF and Cena allows Vince to call for the bell rather than stop him this time.

More likely though, Cena wins clean and celebrates with the fans/troops to end, Punk becomes Christian and demands that he's 2-1 vs. him/triple threat messed him up and Cena-Punk is the main event at NOC (which Cena wins)

LA is the Marky Mark of the west coast
 
2012-08-19 07:41:58 PM
I am not very hyped about this PPV

Three hours tonight, three tomorrow.
That's alot of wrestling to watch
 
2012-08-19 07:43:01 PM

silgryphon: I am not very hyped about this PPV

Three hours tonight, three tomorrow.
That's alot of wrestling crappy sports entertainment to watch


remember, Vince says you can't use the "W-Word".
 
2012-08-19 07:43:59 PM

TheManofPA: NO CHANCE IN HELL this happens, but an absolutely brilliant call back would be if Vince comes out, Punk screws up and gets in the STF and Cena allows Vince to call for the bell rather than stop him this time.


That was my idea LAST year, lol, that if they wanted Punk to come back immediately under the "strike while the iron's hot" theory instead of the superawesome Punk travels the world holding the belt hostage, that that's what they should do in getting behind Punk as #1.

/yeah, that didn't happen
 
2012-08-19 07:45:09 PM
Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.
 
2012-08-19 07:45:37 PM

TheManofPA: 1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? Counting AJ? 3
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 2
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 1
2 points: What is the main event? All about the Lazer
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) SuperCena activates, wins clean
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) AirTroof
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts)
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show
2 point bonus: How does it happen?

Cena over Show 

If you think it'll happen, it's gonna happen.
 
2012-08-19 07:46:06 PM

robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.


Has Antonio even been on TV yet?
 
2012-08-19 07:46:20 PM

robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.


So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.
 
2012-08-19 07:46:48 PM
Cesaro got a pretty decent pop when he pinned Santino, by the by. Hopefully LA's not so marky tonight.

Hunter talking to Scott Armstrong...?
 
2012-08-19 07:47:39 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: NO CHANCE IN HELL this happens, but an absolutely brilliant call back would be if Vince comes out, Punk screws up and gets in the STF and Cena allows Vince to call for the bell rather than stop him this time.

That was my idea LAST year, lol, that if they wanted Punk to come back immediately under the "strike while the iron's hot" theory instead of the superawesome Punk travels the world holding the belt hostage, that that's what they should do in getting behind Punk as #1.

/yeah, that didn't happen


All because Kevin Nash sent a text message to himself....oh the dreams we may have had.

Oh well, at worst Doctor Who starts up to end the month, hopefully there will be a thread.
 
2012-08-19 07:47:41 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?


Does Smackdown count anymore?
 
2012-08-19 07:47:50 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?


Yeah, but other than stealing Aksana from Teddy, they haven't really done much with him.
 
2012-08-19 07:48:12 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?


I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.


Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.
 
2012-08-19 07:49:14 PM

robsul82: silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?

I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.

Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.


Michaels with the Bob Orton cast shot to end it?
 
2012-08-19 07:49:18 PM
who watches summer slam at 1 in the morning?
 
2012-08-19 07:49:31 PM
Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...
 
2012-08-19 07:49:38 PM
So exactly when can we expect the reintroduction of the European Championship belt as a replacement for the US Title? Tonight, or tomorrow?
 
2012-08-19 07:49:41 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.


Santino just falls with Ryder in the "got themselves over" camp. Remember how this thread was even split at Elimination Chamber in that "We love you DB and would like you to be at WM.....but damn this Santino thing is amazing tonight"
 
2012-08-19 07:50:09 PM

robsul82: silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?

I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.

Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-19 07:51:57 PM

robsul82: Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...


First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop
 
2012-08-19 07:53:04 PM
Ah, Brock Lesnar, a man whose been handed titles without having to put out any effort in TWO entertainment industries posing as sporting events.
 
2012-08-19 07:53:11 PM
TWITTER TOUT TWITTER TOUT TOUT TOUT
 
2012-08-19 07:53:54 PM
Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)
 
2012-08-19 07:54:16 PM

puffy999: Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)


I see what you did there.
 
2012-08-19 07:54:20 PM

TheManofPA: First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop


Yeah, that was a PERFECT crowd to have Edge cash in on Cena for. They were great.

Jericho-Ziggler starts us off tonight, according to Jericho's Twitter. Certainly would provide Ziggles time to rest...
 
2012-08-19 07:54:40 PM

TheManofPA: robsul82: Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...

First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop


Botch on my part. I thought you were asking if it ever happened. Boy, I feel like ESPN after a wiretapping story in that I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU ROBSUL, HA, TAKE IT

/Craig James for congress
///best i can do tonight
 
2012-08-19 07:55:19 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop

Yeah, that was a PERFECT crowd to have Edge cash in on Cena for. They were great.

Jericho-Ziggler starts us off tonight, according to Jericho's Twitter. Certainly would provide Ziggles time to rest...


The downside of course is that if Ziggles sells across two matches, Cena definitely won't have to sell anything.
 
2012-08-19 07:55:26 PM

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: robsul82: Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...

First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop

Botch on my part. I thought you were asking if it ever happened. Boy, I feel like ESPN after a wiretapping story in that I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU ROBSUL, HA, TAKE IT

/Craig James for congress
///best i can do tonight


+eleventy
 
2012-08-19 07:56:20 PM

TheManofPA: The downside of course is that if Ziggles sells across two matches, Cena definitely won't have to sell anything.


Yeah, true. Balance must be restored to the WWE UniverseTM by all costs!
 
2012-08-19 07:56:24 PM
It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner Rey Rey
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 3 including AJ
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 2
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? once
2 points: What is the main event? WWE title triple threat match
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Be A Star
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Kane, because fark us, that's why
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) The end of the triple threat match
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River TOO MANY LIMES
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) PTP winning the titles (I think this is the question)
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Jericho
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) yes, match doesn't start
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere Mister Aitches
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show Cena
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Cena pins Big Show while Punk is distracted by AJ or some garbage like that
 
2012-08-19 07:57:04 PM
Brock has to win tonight he has not won a single match and he's supposed to be an unstoppable force
 
2012-08-19 07:57:49 PM
I do like the touch that Heyman didn't want Bork to break Shawn's arm and can't control him either.
 
2012-08-19 07:58:42 PM

falcon176: Brock has to win tonight he has not won a single match and he's supposed to be an unstoppable force


Brock gets paid millions to lose
 
2012-08-19 07:59:48 PM
25th anniversary is not the same thing as 25th annual
 
2012-08-19 08:00:08 PM

puffy999: Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)


Funnied. I'm sleep deprived, and I went and saw Expendables 2 this afternoon, I have really low standards tonight.
 
2012-08-19 08:00:19 PM
"What is that ridiculous thing around your waist again Brain?"

"Monsoon, still invoking the Hacksaw Rule, this is the fWc REAL Gredunza Championship!, Long may I reign!"
 
2012-08-19 08:00:54 PM
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 08:00:58 PM
Lets get the entertainment started
 
2012-08-19 08:01:04 PM
FYI, Pirates-Cards is going into it's 3rd game of the night. Only 3 players left in the bullpen or the bench
 
2012-08-19 08:01:49 PM
wow, Bulldog over Bret at Wembley was 20 years ago, I feel old.
 
2012-08-19 08:02:00 PM
"HEY! I'm on the WWE Start Splash screen!"

"Bully for you Monsoon! Cherish that while I polish my belt"

"Amazing what they put in Cracker Jack boxes now-a-days."
 
2012-08-19 08:02:54 PM
BAH GAWD A RECAP TO START THE SHOW
 
2012-08-19 08:02:59 PM
DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT MY CHILDREN BECAUSE I WILL SPEAK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN AND I DON'T LIKE THESE FEELINGS I'M FEELING FROM YOU
 
2012-08-19 08:03:04 PM
See, while I can't stand either Jericho or Laser, but I at least have respect for Jericho because he's a talented SOB.
 
2012-08-19 08:03:07 PM
Oh, I'm running one of the fark fantasy football leagues again with a draft next Sunday. Since there hasn't been a thread yet I figured if any of you want in, just say so or post an email. There's 11 of the 20 left from last year. It's got the more pass heavy rules so check all the stats/waiver details. If you were in last year, make sure you accept the invite or the spot may fill.
 
2012-08-19 08:03:34 PM
I suddenly feel very uncomfortable about my pick for "what will main event," lol.
 
2012-08-19 08:03:56 PM

silgryphon: BAH GAWD A RECAP TO START THE SHOW


Lol, I came to here to find out if I had some bad delay to the preshow
 
2012-08-19 08:04:00 PM
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
LET'S GO RASSLIN, BOYS
 
2012-08-19 08:04:10 PM
"Is the WWE Title on the line tonight Monsoon?"

"Hell if I know just by watching this Brain..."
 
2012-08-19 08:04:47 PM
my stream is in spanish.

awesome

/purple sin cara
 
2012-08-19 08:04:52 PM
THIS IS NOT THE MOTHERF*CKING 25TH ANNIVERSARY, COLE YOU GODDAMN RETARD!!
 
2012-08-19 08:04:54 PM

silgryphon: falcon176: Brock has to win tonight he has not won a single match and he's supposed to be an unstoppable force

Brock gets paid millions to lose


well I'm saying for it to make sense, but this is WWE we're talking about so I dunno what the hell I'm talking about
 
2012-08-19 08:05:02 PM
ZIGGLES!
 
2012-08-19 08:05:15 PM
Ziggler time
 
2012-08-19 08:05:19 PM
And I got the Spanish feed. It's been said before, it's still better than anything that Cole or Lawler have spouting out.
 
2012-08-19 08:05:20 PM

robsul82: I suddenly feel very uncomfortable about my pick for "what will main event," lol.


Two stats to scare you: The WWE title has yet to be defended in a PPV main event in 2012; John Cena has only 2 losses to WWE roster members all year including house shows. At this point, he's close to 200 wins
 
2012-08-19 08:05:32 PM
My body of water is hitting some rocks
 
2012-08-19 08:05:46 PM
Nice reaction for Ziggles.

ASSCAPE = ENGAGED
 
2012-08-19 08:05:55 PM
Does ASSCAPE=CHAMPION tonight?
 
2012-08-19 08:06:05 PM
#ASSCAPE

TRENDING WORLDWIDE

ALSO TOUT MY BALLS
 
2012-08-19 08:06:36 PM
Ziggles is serious, the asscape is out in force tonight.
 
2012-08-19 08:06:52 PM
JERICHO
 
2012-08-19 08:07:10 PM
A pink headband?

gay
 
2012-08-19 08:07:30 PM
They're hot for Jericho too. Looks like a good crowd tonight.
 
2012-08-19 08:07:40 PM

one of those: #ASSCAPE

TRENDING WORLDWIDE

ALSO TOUT MY BALLS


My month of TF stands....if anyone can TOUT their balls (actual ones) on a WWE broadcast, I will supply.
 
2012-08-19 08:08:11 PM
"Jericho with the taped ribs, Brain"

"The universal sign of 'hit me here' Monsoon!"
 
2012-08-19 08:08:53 PM
Y2J chant to kick us off.
 
2012-08-19 08:08:53 PM
You know, I think tonight is a good night for Mizark to return....as HANDTEEN's proud poppa
 
2012-08-19 08:09:13 PM
from 411wrestling

- A sign was confiscated from a fan at the SummerSlam Axxess event today in Los Angeles. The sign read "BE A STAR" and had a screenshot of Vince McMahon's expression from a couple months back as he ridiculed Jim Ross' bells palsy. As has been previously reported, there had been concern not long after the segment that it would blow up in the company's face if media outlets picked it up because of their participation in the Be a STAR program.
 
2012-08-19 08:09:32 PM

TheManofPA: You know, I think tonight is a good night for Mizark to return....as HANDTEEN's proud poppa


That kid was white! Might as well slap a PWN3D across his forehead if he does that!
 
2012-08-19 08:10:08 PM
LET'S GO ZIGGLER/Y2J dueling chant, nice!
 
2012-08-19 08:10:25 PM

robsul82: TheManofPA: You know, I think tonight is a good night for Mizark to return....as HANDTEEN's proud poppa

That kid was white! Might as well slap a PWN3D across his forehead if he does that!


"Well, to let in on a family secret, Mizark's grandma was Dutch."

"heh.. movie references...."
 
2012-08-19 08:10:49 PM
Pirates lead in the 19th
 
2012-08-19 08:11:18 PM
Nice dueling chants for Jericho and Ziggler
 
2012-08-19 08:11:37 PM
Ziggler sold that free fall well, even for him.
 
2012-08-19 08:12:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: from 411wrestling

- A sign was confiscated from a fan at the SummerSlam Axxess event today in Los Angeles. The sign read "BE A STAR" and had a screenshot of Vince McMahon's expression from a couple months back as he ridiculed Jim Ross' bells palsy. As has been previously reported, there had been concern not long after the segment that it would blow up in the company's face if media outlets picked it up because of their participation in the Be a STAR program.



All right CA lurkers, fess up because that is awesome.

Also, Mizark is sexual chocolate. His kid just happens to be white chocolate
 
2012-08-19 08:12:29 PM
Ziggler vs. Jericho is TRENDING!
 
2012-08-19 08:13:04 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: from 411wrestling

- A sign was confiscated from a fan at the SummerSlam Axxess event today in Los Angeles. The sign read "BE A STAR" and had a screenshot of Vince McMahon's expression from a couple months back as he ridiculed Jim Ross' bells palsy. As has been previously reported, there had been concern not long after the segment that it would blow up in the company's face if media outlets picked it up because of their participation in the Be a STAR program.


I would have paid that fan's next month's rent/mortgage if that got on t.v. for 5 seconds.
 
2012-08-19 08:13:05 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: from 411wrestling

- A sign was confiscated from a fan at the SummerSlam Axxess event today in Los Angeles. The sign read "BE A STAR" and had a screenshot of Vince McMahon's expression from a couple months back as he ridiculed Jim Ross' bells palsy. As has been previously reported, there had been concern not long after the segment that it would blow up in the company's face if media outlets picked it up because of their participation in the Be a STAR program.


I'll be sure to notify the campaign of whomever it is running against Linda in the general.
 
2012-08-19 08:13:18 PM

TheManofPA: Pirates lead in the 19th


"19th century? Yeah they did."

"Call the match Brain."
 
2012-08-19 08:14:23 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOs on the chops.
 
2012-08-19 08:14:43 PM

robsul82: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: from 411wrestling

- A sign was confiscated from a fan at the SummerSlam Axxess event today in Los Angeles. The sign read "BE A STAR" and had a screenshot of Vince McMahon's expression from a couple months back as he ridiculed Jim Ross' bells palsy. As has been previously reported, there had been concern not long after the segment that it would blow up in the company's face if media outlets picked it up because of their participation in the Be a STAR program.

I'll be sure to notify the campaign of whomever it is running against Linda in the general.


Who came up with the whole "anti-Linda ads" that would feature WWE TV. I always liked that game of posting ideas for campaign ads especially the barking like a dog one.

Oh and when does Ziggles leave Vickie and who would benefit most from her?
 
2012-08-19 08:14:59 PM
Ziggler, you better be a MAN and take the Liontamer.
 
2012-08-19 08:16:00 PM
Rocker Dropper by Ziggler for 2 and a half.
 
2012-08-19 08:16:32 PM
"Vicky about to blow a gasket Brain."

"That's how she got her job in the first place."

"Stop..."
 
2012-08-19 08:16:35 PM
LET'S GO ZIGGLER/Y2J dueling chant #2
 
2012-08-19 08:16:42 PM
a legit let's go ziggler/Y2J neither side pumped in suck it Cena
 
2012-08-19 08:16:46 PM
LEts go ziggler/y2j chant
 
2012-08-19 08:17:41 PM
Finish it?

FEED HER SMORES
 
2012-08-19 08:17:43 PM
"Ziggler has put a number of superstars away with the sleeper Brain?"

"I'd like that asshat Cole to name one! ONE!"
 
2012-08-19 08:18:21 PM
Scoop slam!
 
2012-08-19 08:18:34 PM
Crowd so hot they do the 10 count with relish.
 
2012-08-19 08:18:44 PM
FrakenStiener!
 
2012-08-19 08:19:10 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Ziggler has put a number of superstars away with the sleeper Brain?"

"I'd like that asshat Cole to name one! ONE!"


Kofi. That's the only one I can think of.
 
2012-08-19 08:19:43 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Ziggler has put a number of superstars away with the sleeper Brain?"

"I'd like that asshat Cole to name one! ONE!"


The only sleeper victory I remember in the past 2-3 years is technically Taker knocking out HHH with a modified one
 
2012-08-19 08:20:22 PM
Woah, I actually thought Ziggler might when clean there. Great sequence.
 
2012-08-19 08:20:32 PM
2!
 
2012-08-19 08:21:26 PM
Minus the fact that it is required for them to explode for Rey...I am starting to like this crowd.
 
2012-08-19 08:21:55 PM
LIONTAMER BABY!11

JERICHO WINS WITH THE LIONTAMER!
 
2012-08-19 08:21:59 PM

robsul82: LET'S GO ZIGGLER/Y2J dueling chant #2


fark THEM!!

DON'T YOU farkING ACKNOWLEDGE ZIGGLER CHANTS JERRY!!!!!

Jerry: "there's a lot of Jericho fans!!"
 
2012-08-19 08:22:03 PM
LIONTAMER!
 
2012-08-19 08:22:21 PM
Cole says "Jericho has won the big one" uhhh the IC title? Big? For Jericho? ok.
 
2012-08-19 08:22:31 PM
Nice match :)
 
2012-08-19 08:22:33 PM
So Dolph Ziggler, the MITB winner, couldn't beat an injured Chris Jericho
 
2012-08-19 08:22:34 PM
And now we wait for Ziggler to cash in MitB on Del Rio later
 
2012-08-19 08:22:35 PM
Nice finish. Ziggles definitely tries to cash in later... still think it'll be waved off somehow.
 
2012-08-19 08:22:38 PM
Woah, Jericho wins clean. Decent match overall, let's just pretend the PPV ended here.

And now Jericho goes to Fozzy
 
2012-08-19 08:22:47 PM
Jericho actually wins on a PPV

Dolph cashes in
 
2012-08-19 08:22:53 PM

falcon176: Cole says "Jericho has won the big one" uhhh the IC title? Big? For Jericho? ok.


this wasn't for any belt...
 
2012-08-19 08:22:55 PM
He farked up the Liontamer but that's not Ziggles' fault
 
2012-08-19 08:23:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM GONNA MAKE YOU SMARKS CRY LIKE LITTLE BIATCHES!!
 
2012-08-19 08:24:41 PM
So Del Rio beats Irish and Dolph cashes in? I still think they won't take the belt off Irish yet.
 
2012-08-19 08:24:47 PM
And now McCena/Del Rio becomes muy interesante....
 
2012-08-19 08:24:56 PM
I'm not technically counting this as a Be a Star ad (even though it hurts my score)
 
2012-08-19 08:25:10 PM
"RECAP!"

"Thank god Monsoon, I almost forgot what happened six nights ago."
 
2012-08-19 08:25:23 PM
Look another Recap
 
2012-08-19 08:25:46 PM
Surprised they used the angle that showed off Shawn's bald spot.
 
2012-08-19 08:26:25 PM

TheManofPA: I'm not technically counting this as a Be a Star ad (even though it hurts my score)


Fark that, I heard the insipid "be a star" music, that counts! lol
 
2012-08-19 08:26:27 PM

arekthorn: falcon176: Cole says "Jericho has won the big one" uhhh the IC title? Big? For Jericho? ok.

this wasn't for any belt...


even worse then
 
2012-08-19 08:26:39 PM
WWE has done such a sh*tty job of pushing Brock that even"breaking" Shawn's arm can't make the crowd care.
 
2012-08-19 08:27:01 PM
I am never ready for the hayseed voice that Bork has.
 
2012-08-19 08:27:12 PM
LAUGHTER OL TAP OUT AS THE TWO WORDS SO CREATIVE!

You are welcome.
 
2012-08-19 08:27:14 PM
WOW Brock that was an awesome Promo
 
2012-08-19 08:27:16 PM
YES! YES! YES!

YES! I'm here.
 
2012-08-19 08:27:24 PM
Two good matches (potentially) in a row to start the show
 
2012-08-19 08:27:25 PM
"And if you're not down with that, WE have two words for YOU.

Tap. Out."

Love it.

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES
 
2012-08-19 08:27:45 PM

one of those: So Del Rio beats Irish and Dolph cashes in? I still think they won't take the belt off Irish yet.


No way Del Rio wins. They are most definitely keeping Ziggler heel. The problem is they assume that Ziggler cashing in on Irish makes him heel. No, instead, we'll get LET'S GO DOLPH, LET'S GO DOLPH and King will say "Wow, they are really behind Irish".
 
2012-08-19 08:28:00 PM
Danielson doing the YES/NO exchange with Bork Laser Guy!
 
2012-08-19 08:28:17 PM
YES!

YES!

YES!

I MEAN NO!

NO!

I'M NOT SURE!
 
2012-08-19 08:28:26 PM
Was that the crazy Lesner fan that Bryan was screaming NO at?
 
2012-08-19 08:28:27 PM
"Brock Lesnar looks pretty intimidating Monsoon."

"Are you kidding? Back in my day Brain I picked pieces of schmucks like that out of my stool!"

"Really Monsoon?"

"He'd be carrying my bags to the hotel wearing a tutu!"

"I hear he does that now. But who am I to judge?"
 
2012-08-19 08:28:45 PM

hundreddollarman: YES! YES! YES!

YES! I'm here.


Nevermind that shiat?
 
2012-08-19 08:28:49 PM

Eddie T. Head: Was that the crazy Lesner fan that Bryan was screaming NO at?


a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

It absolutely was, lol.
 
2012-08-19 08:29:13 PM
Carlos and Marcello? Hmmmm.
 
2012-08-19 08:29:26 PM

Eddie T. Head: Was that the crazy Lesner fan that Bryan was screaming NO at?


robsul82: Danielson doing the YES/NO exchange with Bork Laser Guy!


It sure looked like it.
 
2012-08-19 08:30:02 PM

TheManofPA: hundreddollarman: YES! YES! YES!

YES! I'm here.

Nevermind that shiat?


"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 08:30:55 PM
A) I forgot to take bets on who breaks the Spanish table
B) The only way this is good is if DB beats Kane soooooo bad that Taker challenges him to a match at WM as his retirement match

Why does VinCE HATE DB so much?

Kane wins
 
2012-08-19 08:31:15 PM
You'll never see CENA do anything like that
 
2012-08-19 08:31:18 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: So Dolph Ziggler, the MITB winner, couldn't beat an injured Chris Jericho


Because, you know, wrestling's NEVER had a babyface work through an injury to get the hard fought win over a heel.

C'mon... There's enough to biatch about in the product, you don't need to biatch about standard wrestling stories. Especially a 13 minute match that made Ziggler look strong in the loss.
 
2012-08-19 08:31:28 PM
Danielson is so over right now, hehe.

Big DANIEL BRYAN chant.
 
2012-08-19 08:31:28 PM
ICP's song about Chris Benoit.

It'll leave you choked up.
 
2012-08-19 08:31:46 PM
Nevermind, this crowd is officially great. I got a feeling we might be in for a Ryder chant during the Ryback match.
 
2012-08-19 08:32:00 PM
*Daniel Bryan chants*

THEY'RE JUST MOCKING HIM
 
2012-08-19 08:32:15 PM

silgryphon: You'll never see CENA do anything like that


Sell?

Get fans interested?

Stay married?

Pay his roofer?

Not fark fat chicks?

Share his Arby's?
 
2012-08-19 08:32:52 PM
Yes, they are mocking him after just giving him the biggest chant of the night. Jesus Vince, roll with the momentum and maybe your ratings will follow
 
2012-08-19 08:32:59 PM
Vintage Cole saying "pop"
 
2012-08-19 08:34:27 PM
i63.photobucket.com

These fans are loving them some Danielson.
 
2012-08-19 08:34:28 PM
I wonder if those kicks actually connect
 
2012-08-19 08:34:36 PM
I love when even the commentators do the outpointing of the gaping plot holes.
 
2012-08-19 08:34:40 PM
Deliriously nutty crowd
 
2012-08-19 08:34:53 PM
"Cole has a seven-year old son he hasn't named yet Brain?"

"That's nothing, Lawler has seven year-old sons he's never met."

"Will you stop?"
 
2012-08-19 08:35:32 PM

penguin31: Deliriously nutty crowd


They just need a dose of Ryback or AJ to beat the spirit out of them.
 
2012-08-19 08:35:32 PM
That was a botch
 
2012-08-19 08:36:19 PM
Did Kane just remind the ref he has until 5?
 
2012-08-19 08:36:29 PM
Kane did not inform the ref that he has until 5.
 
2012-08-19 08:36:59 PM
Oh damn kicked him right in the head
 
2012-08-19 08:37:22 PM
don't let the fans get underneath your skin Bryan
 
2012-08-19 08:37:35 PM

tbaughm: Did Kane just remind the ref he has until 5?


TheManofPA: Kane did not inform the ref that he has until 5.


I like where your head is at.
 
2012-08-19 08:38:14 PM
Kelly Kelly wins!
 
2012-08-19 08:38:15 PM
Danielson wins with a small package!
 
2012-08-19 08:38:27 PM
"RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
 
2012-08-19 08:38:29 PM
HOLY SHIAT BRYAN WINS CLEAN
 
2012-08-19 08:38:32 PM
Well, that wasn't the crap match is could have been. and DBD won!
 
2012-08-19 08:38:46 PM
Fluke win.

Kane is gonna channel his inner Bobby Roooooo
 
2012-08-19 08:38:50 PM
Wrestling skill wins! Outsmarting a bigger opponent wins! Using your brain wins!

YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-08-19 08:39:03 PM
And that's how you (appropriately) end a match with a rollup.
 
2012-08-19 08:39:38 PM
Also, is this PPV going to get 500 posts?
 
2012-08-19 08:39:42 PM
Great, we got to put up with Kane raging for the rest of the night.
 
2012-08-19 08:39:46 PM
Emo Kane is on the warpath backstage!
 
2012-08-19 08:39:49 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"


Wizard!
 
2012-08-19 08:39:54 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: So Dolph Ziggler, the MITB winner, couldn't beat an injured Chris Jericho

Because, you know, wrestling's NEVER had a babyface work through an injury to get the hard fought win over a heel.

C'mon... There's enough to biatch about in the product, you don't need to biatch about standard wrestling stories. Especially a 13 minute match that made Ziggler look strong in the loss.


I b*tch because he's leaving for a while to tour with his band. It makes no sense for him to have taken the win, when going over would have been huge for Dolph.
 
2012-08-19 08:40:29 PM
"Have you checked the Pepsi machine?"

Still Santino's best moment and best response ever given in that situation.
 
2012-08-19 08:40:31 PM
BAH GAWD JOSH HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF
 
2012-08-19 08:40:40 PM
Kane does not like how Creative booked this SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2012-08-19 08:41:14 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I b*tch because he's leaving for a while to tour with his band. It makes no sense for him to have taken the win, when going over would have been huge for Dolph.


As one of the former writers said, by the time Jericho gets back from his tour, Dolph will be WHC (hopefully). Natural first feud is to get that win back.
 
2012-08-19 08:41:15 PM
I wonder how the UK folks feel about US drinking & driving commercials during their PPVs...
 
2012-08-19 08:41:30 PM
BOOYAKA! BOOYAKA!
 
2012-08-19 08:41:43 PM
is he dressed as farking Batman?
 
2012-08-19 08:41:45 PM
I rarely sit and watch a PPV. It's normally background noise. Are straight up commercials normal? I know there's product placement, but this seems new to me.
 
2012-08-19 08:41:46 PM
"I thought Comic-con was over Monsoon."
 
2012-08-19 08:41:51 PM
BatRey just killed the crowd

/too soon?
 
2012-08-19 08:41:54 PM
Rey Rey in a Batman outfit.
 
2012-08-19 08:41:58 PM
I hope Rey doesn't go over. He doesn't need the win.

heh, i like his Batman outfit
 
2012-08-19 08:42:01 PM
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!!
 
2012-08-19 08:42:13 PM
is this crowd superquiet on the intros, or is the sound guy just mixing it badly?
 
2012-08-19 08:42:24 PM
Rey Rey is not The Batman. I hope Miz beats him so bad he goes back to being Del Rio's announcer.
 
2012-08-19 08:42:43 PM
...no hometown (of a sort) pop for Mysterio? Interesting.
 
2012-08-19 08:42:45 PM
The Goddamned Mysterio?
 
2012-08-19 08:42:47 PM
Dear god...I just remembered that PaulyD is going to show up at some point.

I'm going to have to invalidate all lowpoint votes.
 
2012-08-19 08:43:04 PM

ThatGuyGreg: is this crowd superquiet on the intros, or is the sound guy just mixing it badly?


They just don't care about Rey very much anymore.
 
2012-08-19 08:43:18 PM
And Miz comes out with dyed orange hair FOR THE EPIC WIN
 
2012-08-19 08:43:28 PM

robsul82: Rey Rey in a Batman outfit.


And a Riddler shirt.
 
2012-08-19 08:43:28 PM

ferro_man: BatRey just killed the crowd

/too soon?


At least we're getting the whole PPV, and not just clips.

/Too soon to make a joke off the too soon joke?
 
2012-08-19 08:43:32 PM
jeez he is batman tonight
 
2012-08-19 08:43:33 PM
"The Dork Knight."

"Will you stop?"

"The Caped Day Laborer."

"Seriously, Stop!"
 
2012-08-19 08:43:37 PM

TheManofPA: Dear god...I just remembered that PaulyD is going to show up at some point.

I'm going to have to invalidate all lowpoint votes.


oh yeah, good call, I'd like to change my lowpoint vote
 
2012-08-19 08:43:59 PM
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSOME!....bubble letters?
 
2012-08-19 08:44:27 PM
They dug the inflatable "Awesome" out of storage I see.
 
2012-08-19 08:44:29 PM
Yep, Cole, he just got done filming The Marine 3: This Guy Doesn't Have a Dishonorable Discharge, It's Cool Guys.
 
2012-08-19 08:44:37 PM
Na na na Na na na Na na na Na na na Na na na ....
FATMAN
 
2012-08-19 08:44:44 PM
the miz and Rey fight for the title of WWE's biggest Leather Daddy?

oh wait, it's for the Intercontinential championship
 
2012-08-19 08:44:48 PM
Current score of me: 10 including the lowlight of some matches involving someone other than Damian Sandow.
 
2012-08-19 08:45:11 PM
well I hope The Miz scouted Rey's 619 move and avoids falling into the middle rope!
 
2012-08-19 08:45:18 PM
...Miz would definitely have dyed orange hair if Russo was booking/it were still the Attitude Era. *sniff*
 
2012-08-19 08:45:20 PM

one of those: TheManofPA: Dear god...I just remembered that PaulyD is going to show up at some point.

I'm going to have to invalidate all lowpoint votes.

oh yeah, good call, I'd like to change my lowpoint vote


Ryder could get his groove back in one punch in a PaulyD spot, so I'm going to remain hopelessly optimistic on that one.
 
2012-08-19 08:45:37 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "The Dork Knight."

"Will you stop?"

"The Caped Day Laborer."

"Seriously, Stop!"


LOL
 
2012-08-19 08:45:42 PM
cdn.wl.uproxx.com
 
2012-08-19 08:46:58 PM

kenwastinger: I rarely sit and watch a PPV. It's normally background noise. Are straight up commercials normal? I know there's product placement, but this seems new to me.


I think it started mid last year. I remember it was after the threads started because MAN we were pissed when it started up
 
2012-08-19 08:50:21 PM
Front few rows are FULL of smarks, haha.
 
2012-08-19 08:50:23 PM
wow, Miz actually connected with Rey in the corner?

What are the odds?
 
2012-08-19 08:50:44 PM
No, I think that Miz was playing to the crowd, King.
 
2012-08-19 08:50:51 PM
is this the same ppv that we started watching?

I miss the hot crowd
 
2012-08-19 08:51:16 PM
Hey Guys, I'm just here to watch the thread; I'm basically achievement hunting and I'll check clips later. :)
 
2012-08-19 08:51:28 PM
Miz reminds me of the annoying orange.
 
2012-08-19 08:52:17 PM
Camera catches Miz asking Rey if he's okay.

[everyonetalkstoomuch.jpg]
 
2012-08-19 08:52:57 PM
Big REY SUCKS sign, haha.
 
2012-08-19 08:53:07 PM
Blah. . .
 
2012-08-19 08:53:08 PM
Not the 619

fark me
 
2012-08-19 08:53:44 PM
Rey's new finisher in this outfit is to jump on his opponents shoulders and stuff is nuts in their mouth.

He calls it The Ball Gag
 
2012-08-19 08:53:50 PM
Rey Rey needs a new sub finsher
 
2012-08-19 08:54:02 PM
Miz gets a face pop for beating Mysterio IN California. lol
 
2012-08-19 08:54:03 PM
Nice pop for Miz winning
 
2012-08-19 08:54:04 PM
Miz retains!

/I'm ok with this
 
2012-08-19 08:54:08 PM
good, Miz won
 
2012-08-19 08:54:18 PM
Holy crap, Miz won already, I wasn't paying attention. Did he fall into the ropes at all?
 
2012-08-19 08:54:23 PM
3 for 3. You are welcome. Of course I did the booking of these.
 
2012-08-19 08:54:27 PM

silgryphon: Not the 619

fark me


I still lovingly remember the ECW crowd booing the sh*t out of Rey for breaking out the 619 at the first One Night Stand.
 
2012-08-19 08:54:29 PM
Clean Miz win??!?! HELL YEA!!
 
2012-08-19 08:54:33 PM
"MIZ WINS!"

"Once Rey Mysterio loses about 20 pounds, then he has my permission to win a title again."
 
2012-08-19 08:55:58 PM
"Congratulations Miz! Now go back to holding the WWE Jobber to the Stars title until the next PPV."

"That's sad but true Brain."
 
2012-08-19 08:56:02 PM
The WWE app! Cause you never know when you'll need WWE on the go
 
2012-08-19 08:56:04 PM
I wouldn't download the WWE app if lives depended on it.
 
2012-08-19 08:56:29 PM

Brock Samson: Miz reminds me of the annoying orange.


I don't see what Hulk Hogan has to-

Oh, you're talking about the cartoon.
 
2012-08-19 08:56:41 PM
I'd like to check out Librarian Eve.
 
2012-08-19 08:56:48 PM
I demand EVE wear a placard with her name on it.
 
2012-08-19 08:58:10 PM
Is she comotose
 
2012-08-19 08:58:10 PM
"What was Teddy long and Eve thanking AJ for Brain?"

"The threesome?"

"I don't think so..."

"a tag team playa?"

"probably not."
 
2012-08-19 08:58:20 PM
Acting!
 
2012-08-19 08:58:31 PM
Crowd cheering Punk at "best in the world," gives no reaction to "most of the uninformed public" shiat.

MIKE CHIODA chant?
 
2012-08-19 08:58:45 PM
"DOES SHE HAVE A PULSE?!"
 
2012-08-19 08:58:54 PM
What was the crowd chanting at the end of that segment?
 
2012-08-19 08:59:15 PM
y'know what? I'm over AJ.
Just like most WWE young stars, she's in midst of the over-push stage.
next up is the inevitable burial.
And then she'll be released because she wasn't staying over with the fans.
 
2012-08-19 08:59:45 PM
Sheamus/Del Rio is next.
 
2012-08-19 09:00:01 PM
"It's time for the WHC title match Brain."

"For the second PPV in a row it's 'they took our jobs 1912' vs. 'they took our jobs 2012'"

"That joke is a repeat."

"So is this match."
 
2012-08-19 09:00:27 PM

robsul82: Sheamus/Del Rio is next.


Really, what gave you that idea
 
2012-08-19 09:00:28 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: y'know what? I'm over AJ.
Just like most WWE young stars, she's in midst of the over-push stage.
next up is the inevitable burial.
And then she'll be released because she wasn't staying over with the fans.


You might want to bookmark this for your wizard hat later
 
2012-08-19 09:00:29 PM

tbaughm: What was the crowd chanting at the end of that segment?


Sounded like MIKE CHIODA. Is his Wellness suspension up?
 
2012-08-19 09:01:04 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: Sheamus/Del Rio is next.

Really, what gave you that idea


RECAP, silly.
 
2012-08-19 09:01:31 PM
It's Ricardo!

And that other guy
 
2012-08-19 09:01:41 PM

silgryphon: robsul82: Sheamus/Del Rio is next.

Really, what gave you that idea


Seeing the same promo as the last PPV (essentially)?
Same Bobby and Gorilla joke?

Oh hey, Ricardo
 
2012-08-19 09:02:06 PM
Yep, that's Chioda in the ring.
 
2012-08-19 09:02:12 PM
What happened to his white towel?
 
2012-08-19 09:02:21 PM
From the Grantland article on WWE's heelish faces

Sheamus's run as a babyface, however, has been even sketchier than Cena's. Despite his invincible presentation, Sheamus has inherited the mantle of Hogan-style in-ring corruption more than anyone else. Back in February, he attacked Daniel Bryan, his upcoming opponent at WrestleMania, after Bryan retained the World Heavyweight Championship in a grueling Elimination Chamber bout - the sort of move normally reserved for villains. He beat Bryan at 'Mania by blindsiding him with a kick before Bryan knew the match had started, which would have been despicably underhanded if Sheamus hadn't been the match's hero. Throughout their feud, Sheamus's humor took on a mean edge, as he seemed to relish belittling the diminutive Bryan as much as pounding him. His recent feud with Alberto Del Rio has seen him relentlessly jeer Del Rio's unathletic attaché, Ricardo Rodriguez - a particularly bizarre move for a guy who's the face of the WWE's "Be a Star" anti-bullying campaign. Last week, Sheamus stole Del Rio's car and trashed it just for giggles. These tactics aren't typically found in Chapter 1 of the white-knight playbook.
 
2012-08-19 09:02:23 PM
"Damnit, my gardener stole my car again, Monsoon."

"Again Brain, that's not your gardener, that's Alberto Del Rio."

"Sorry, the last vehicle I saw him drive was my lawn mower."
 
2012-08-19 09:02:28 PM
So ummm....the WHC is offiically the IC belt right? I mean it is being defended at 9pm before all the joke matches they'll put on later.
 
2012-08-19 09:02:55 PM
RYDER OR RIOT sign in the front row.
 
2012-08-19 09:04:09 PM
If that is a tremendous reaction then Daniel Bryan's was Supernovaian
 
2012-08-19 09:04:10 PM
Lime Status: Too Many
 
2012-08-19 09:04:35 PM
This crowd seems smarkier than normal...not Miami/Phily levels, but not Green Bay/Indy/Dayton either
 
2012-08-19 09:05:07 PM
"Shamus, Brain, 6 foot 6 inches, Dublin, Ireland."

"So pale that on the census he listed his race as 'mayonnaise'"

"Will you stop."
 
2012-08-19 09:05:54 PM

tbaughm: This crowd seems smarkier than normal...not Miami/Phily levels, but not Green Bay/Indy/Dayton either


Yep. Quite hot too, friggin' DEL RIO got a reaction after Ricardo stopped talking.
 
2012-08-19 09:06:26 PM
"Before the match, the referee checked them for weapons... international objects...."

"Green cards."

"Folks I apologize for my broadcast partner."
 
2012-08-19 09:06:46 PM
I want to see del rio go through the spanish announce table
 
2012-08-19 09:06:55 PM
Wait a second....Miz beat Rey and DB won. Heels have won more matches than faces so far, that's impossible in WWE. Irish>Del Rio
 
2012-08-19 09:06:57 PM
i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 09:07:31 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: y'know what? I'm over AJ.
Just like most WWE young stars, she's in midst of the over-push stage.
next up is the inevitable burial.
And then she'll be released because she wasn't staying over with the fans.


I hope you're a Wizard.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 09:07:39 PM
Sheamus was an UNDERDOG - and a TINY one at that - because he was UNDERSIZED and had RED HAIR in IRELAND!

CHEER HIM NERDS
 
2012-08-19 09:08:17 PM

ferro_man: I want to see del rio go through the spanish announce table


You know....has that happened yet?
 
2012-08-19 09:08:28 PM
"What year did Mexico not send a team to the Olympics.?????"
 
2012-08-19 09:08:46 PM
Geez, that was smooth, Sheamus. lol
 
2012-08-19 09:09:10 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: y'know what? I'm over AJ.
Just like most WWE young stars, she's in midst of the over-push stage.
next up is the inevitable burial.
And then she'll be released because she wasn't staying over with the fans.

I hope you're a Wizard.

[i6.photobucket.com image 523x600]


holy sh*t!! That's f*cking awesome!!
 
2012-08-19 09:09:59 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: y'know what? I'm over AJ.
Just like most WWE young stars, she's in midst of the over-push stage.
next up is the inevitable burial.
And then she'll be released because she wasn't staying over with the fans.

I hope you're a Wizard.

[i6.photobucket.com image 523x600]

holy sh*t!! That's f*cking awesome!!


Well, now you have your own personal Wizard pic for accurate predictions.
 
2012-08-19 09:10:39 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: y'know what? I'm over AJ.
Just like most WWE young stars, she's in midst of the over-push stage.
next up is the inevitable burial.
And then she'll be released because she wasn't staying over with the fans.

I hope you're a Wizard.

[i6.photobucket.com image 523x600]


I don't hope he's right. I think he WILL be right, but I don't want him to be right.

AJ is an entertaining personality and added to the Punk/Bryan feud for a while, but she is overexposed and falling victim to the traditional "We have a diva with a unique and engaging personality, let's push her and take away what made her personality stand out" treatment.
 
2012-08-19 09:11:04 PM
"He has until cinco there ref!"
 
2012-08-19 09:12:09 PM
doesn't Booker T usually do commentary on the ppv's? How will I know who's in his fave five now.
 
2012-08-19 09:13:17 PM
You know, the wrestling has been good up til this point. I'm just not interested in this match at all. I'm kind of zoned out just wondering if we'll get our first ever Asscape as champion (yes, he had it for a day, but not the asscape)
 
2012-08-19 09:13:19 PM
Dolph Ziggler, Mr. Ziggler to the ready area please.
 
2012-08-19 09:13:51 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: I don't hope he's right. I think he WILL be right, but I don't want him to be right.

AJ is an entertaining personality and added to the Punk/Bryan feud for a while, but she is overexposed and falling victim to the traditional "We have a diva with a unique and engaging personality, let's push her and take away what made her personality stand out" treatment.


It's not that I want it to happen, it's just that the WWE tends to do that. a LOT.
Introduce new wrestler
over-push
bury the wrestler to make sure they can take it, or some such bullsh*t
release the wrestler because they aren't getting over with the fans.
Some times it happens quickly, some times it takes a while. Just ask MVP, Kaval, Braden Walker, Marquis Cor Von, and many many many more.
 
2012-08-19 09:14:13 PM
This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?
 
2012-08-19 09:14:42 PM
Your arm's supposed to be hurt, Sheamus. Psst.
 
2012-08-19 09:15:15 PM

silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?


Japan.
 
2012-08-19 09:15:19 PM

silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?


Maybe the noobs don't know where the rivers are?
 
2012-08-19 09:15:36 PM
You're punching him across the chest with your hurt arm, Sheamus.
 
2012-08-19 09:15:45 PM

ThatGuyGreg: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

Maybe the noobs don't know where the rivers are?


I'm traveling to and from Japan
 
2012-08-19 09:15:48 PM
This would be really sad if an Impact thread can get more comments than a PPV thread.
 
2012-08-19 09:17:01 PM
Sheamus uses a shoe AND pushes Del Rio's foot on the rope!

Massive boos for McCena!
 
2012-08-19 09:17:04 PM
Double turn in 3...2...
 
2012-08-19 09:17:05 PM
Wait...Irish is now the heel vs. Roberto?
 
2012-08-19 09:17:21 PM
what the hell?
 
2012-08-19 09:17:25 PM
And the crowd shiats on that ending. . .
 
2012-08-19 09:17:37 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: From the Grantland article on WWE's heelish faces

Sheamus's run as a babyface, however, has been even sketchier than Cena's. Despite his invincible presentation, Sheamus has inherited the mantle of Hogan-style in-ring corruption more than anyone else. Back in February, he attacked Daniel Bryan, his upcoming opponent at WrestleMania, after Bryan retained the World Heavyweight Championship in a grueling Elimination Chamber bout - the sort of move normally reserved for villains. He beat Bryan at 'Mania by blindsiding him with a kick before Bryan knew the match had started, which would have been despicably underhanded if Sheamus hadn't been the match's hero. Throughout their feud, Sheamus's humor took on a mean edge, as he seemed to relish belittling the diminutive Bryan as much as pounding him. His recent feud with Alberto Del Rio has seen him relentlessly jeer Del Rio's unathletic attaché, Ricardo Rodriguez - a particularly bizarre move for a guy who's the face of the WWE's "Be a Star" anti-bullying campaign. Last week, Sheamus stole Del Rio's car and trashed it just for giggles. These tactics aren't typically found in Chapter 1 of the white-knight playbook.


lol then he wins in a heelish way
 
2012-08-19 09:18:16 PM
no cash-in?
Shame-us proves Grantland right?

bleh
 
2012-08-19 09:18:34 PM
How on Earth is that a hero, lol.
 
2012-08-19 09:18:45 PM

silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?


What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.
 
2012-08-19 09:18:46 PM
Oh dammit, this means we get Irish-Del Rio 3 at NOC? Goodie.
 
2012-08-19 09:18:47 PM
The lack of cash-in makes me sad.
 
2012-08-19 09:19:06 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The_Y2P_Problem: I don't hope he's right. I think he WILL be right, but I don't want him to be right.

AJ is an entertaining personality and added to the Punk/Bryan feud for a while, but she is overexposed and falling victim to the traditional "We have a diva with a unique and engaging personality, let's push her and take away what made her personality stand out" treatment.

It's not that I want it to happen, it's just that the WWE tends to do that. a LOT.
Introduce new wrestler
over-push
bury the wrestler to make sure they can take it, or some such bullsh*t
release the wrestler because they aren't getting over with the fans.
Some times it happens quickly, some times it takes a while. Just ask MVP, Kaval, Braden Walker, Marquis Cor Von, and many many many more.


Hey, I agree with you on the pattern. I was more responding to FirstNationalBastard than you. You've pretty much hit the nail on the head how they treat most people. For every guy that gets over and moves up the card, there's six that go through either that pattern or the "Put a guy on TV, don't give him a real storyline or push, release after months on Superstars" pattern.
 
2012-08-19 09:19:27 PM
"Shamus wins through, lets just say nefarious means Brain."

"Makes you wish for another potato famine eh, Monsoon?"

"No it does not..."
 
2012-08-19 09:19:52 PM
where is GM Aj to make things right?
 
2012-08-19 09:20:33 PM

One Bad Apple: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.


hey, we have a list



/armbar
 
2012-08-19 09:20:40 PM

ferro_man: where is GM Aj to make things right?


"Tayyin the da wind.."

"Let's see how many people get that Brain."
 
2012-08-19 09:20:46 PM
Troops are featured, Cena goes over.

Book it. Done.
 
2012-08-19 09:20:54 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no cash-in?
Shame-us proves Grantland right?

bleh


Good timing on the grantland post.

One Bad Apple: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.


I think the list I put together and was perfected by funnier people than I is now dead.

You know what...when Mizark returns and does something Mizark like, I'll revive it.
 
2012-08-19 09:21:20 PM
For there next match, Roberto should toss Alberto a shillelagh to hit sheamus.
 
2012-08-19 09:22:09 PM
Oh Piers......oh CNN.
 
2012-08-19 09:22:10 PM
A solitary "we want Ryder" during the RECAP
 
2012-08-19 09:22:35 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: ferro_man: where is GM Aj to make things right?

"Tayyin the da wind.."

"Let's see how many people get that Brain."


A Nell reference? Really? REALLY?
 
2012-08-19 09:22:52 PM
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2012-08-19 09:23:19 PM
That's not very Christian, Shawn.
 
2012-08-19 09:23:22 PM
Pennies Title time.
 
2012-08-19 09:23:31 PM
Oh look, a stunning unannounced tag team title match. That puts our tally at 1.
 
2012-08-19 09:23:53 PM
Kofi time!

I really want Kofi/Troof to split as a tag team with Kofi going heel. That said, the only way that happens would be if there's a nasty custody battle over Lil Jimmy.
 
2012-08-19 09:24:08 PM

TheManofPA: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no cash-in?
Shame-us proves Grantland right?

bleh

Good timing on the grantland post.

One Bad Apple: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.

I think the list I put together and was perfected by funnier people than I is now dead.

You know what...when Mizark returns and does something Mizark like, I'll revive it.


Hold on. I have to go back in time and tell 20 year old me that in 10 years, people look forward to Mark Henry on their televisions. If I don't come back, it's because 20 year old me died laughing and I really messed up the space time continuum. Sorry in advance.
 
2012-08-19 09:24:28 PM

Eddie T. Head: This would be really sad if an Impact thread can get more comments than a PPV thread.


To be fair Impact is free and this is a PPV. People, especially Fark-type people don't much care for paying for things. Doesn't surprise me at all that a free show gets more comments than one you have to pay for.
 
2012-08-19 09:24:36 PM
TOUT! Drink
 
2012-08-19 09:24:46 PM

tbaughm: Kofi time!

I really want Kofi/Troof to split as a tag team with Kofi going heel. That said, the only way that happens would be if there's a nasty custody battle over Lil Jimmy.


Yes, but will Kofi still smile constantly as a heel?
 
2012-08-19 09:24:49 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: ferro_man: where is GM Aj to make things right?

"Tayyin the da wind.."

"Let's see how many people get that Brain."

A Nell reference? Really? REALLY?


"HEY! Someone as old as us."
 
2012-08-19 09:24:59 PM
I still want Evan Bourne to return and go "YOU REPLACED ME FOR THIS GUY"
 
2012-08-19 09:25:01 PM
The Boom Jimmies
 
2012-08-19 09:25:17 PM
Hmm, this means Roidberg or Borasaurus for main palette cleanse.
 
2012-08-19 09:25:27 PM
So Prime Time Players beat Kofi & Truth and Jimmy for the Pennies?

Kofi then turns Heel?
 
2012-08-19 09:25:37 PM
I miss evan bourne

/you get a shooting star press
//and you get a shooting star press
 
2012-08-19 09:26:01 PM
KOBE BRYANT chant

Loving this crowd.
 
2012-08-19 09:26:13 PM
KOBE BRYANT chant!
 
2012-08-19 09:26:15 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: tbaughm: Kofi time!

I really want Kofi/Troof to split as a tag team with Kofi going heel. That said, the only way that happens would be if there's a nasty custody battle over Lil Jimmy.

Yes, but will Kofi still smile constantly as a heel?


I'd see him being more like he was during his feud with Orton.
 
2012-08-19 09:26:16 PM

lucasorvis: Eddie T. Head: This would be really sad if an Impact thread can get more comments than a PPV thread.

To be fair Impact is free and this is a PPV. People, especially Fark-type people don't much care for paying for things. Doesn't surprise me at all that a free show gets more comments than one you have to pay for.


Any PPV was good for a double gredunza up until recently
 
2012-08-19 09:26:26 PM
"Kobe Bryant?"
 
2012-08-19 09:26:28 PM
"Kobe Bryant chant Brain!"

"I love this crowd!"
 
2012-08-19 09:26:37 PM
KOBE BRYANT chants, lol
 
2012-08-19 09:26:40 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: no cash-in?
Shame-us proves Grantland right?

bleh

Good timing on the grantland post.

One Bad Apple: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

What you guys need is a list like the Fark UFC threads have.

I think the list I put together and was perfected by funnier people than I is now dead.

You know what...when Mizark returns and does something Mizark like, I'll revive it.

Hold on. I have to go back in time and tell 20 year old me that in 10 years, people look forward to Mark Henry on their televisions. If I don't come back, it's because 20 year old me died laughing and I really messed up the space time continuum. Sorry in advance.


Your safety is not guaranteed
 
2012-08-19 09:27:21 PM
so this means Ryback vs Jobbers is next right or maybe it's Funkasaurus vs jobbers
 
2012-08-19 09:27:25 PM
.....gator bark?
i can't say I've ever heard an alligator bark
 
2012-08-19 09:28:09 PM
Oh this crowd is going to be great to Cena. The audio feed guy is about to earn his money yet again.

Kobe Bryant chant....
 
2012-08-19 09:29:42 PM
ARMBAR!
 
2012-08-19 09:29:43 PM
"387 posts at halfway, Brain."

"(polishes belt) looks like the title will be safe again!"

"But you never won..."

"HACKSAW RULE!"
 
2012-08-19 09:29:49 PM

falcon176: so this means Ryback vs Jobbers is next right or maybe it's Funkasaurus vs jobbers


Funkasurarus would fight Sandow I would think.
 
2012-08-19 09:29:53 PM
I predict Kofi will tag Truth, who will then unleash his fury on both prime time players and clear the ring!
 
2012-08-19 09:29:58 PM
That was a sudden KOFI chant.
 
2012-08-19 09:30:26 PM
whoever starts up a "piped in chants" chant will be the greatest crowd of all time
 
2012-08-19 09:30:27 PM
When the hell though did LA become anything but huge marks.
 
2012-08-19 09:30:43 PM
"Michael Cole says Little Jimmy isn't a person, Brain."

"Probably like Vince he feels Little Jimmy is just 3/5ths of a person."

"Oh my..."
 
2012-08-19 09:31:16 PM

tbaughm: The_Y2P_Problem: tbaughm: Kofi time!

I really want Kofi/Troof to split as a tag team with Kofi going heel. That said, the only way that happens would be if there's a nasty custody battle over Lil Jimmy.

Yes, but will Kofi still smile constantly as a heel?

I'd see him being more like he was during his feud with Orton.


You mean the one who got the Madison Square Garden crowd completely behind him and looked like the next big star until they did the depush because he didn't stay down while Orton did his 30 second taunt?

Yeah, I liked that Kofi. He was cool.
 
2012-08-19 09:31:33 PM

falcon176: whoever starts up a "piped in chants" chant will be the greatest crowd of all time


Just like I think if that JR picture had made TV it would finally overtake our champion of "Fiat Currency"
 
2012-08-19 09:32:03 PM
Punk's BFF is pretty over with these guys.
 
2012-08-19 09:32:20 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Michael Cole says Little Jimmy isn't a person, Brain."

"Probably like Vince he feels Little Jimmy is just 3/5ths of a person."

"Oh my..."


I'd say that would hurt Linda's campaign, but then Rand Paul got elected after saying he was against desegregation of businesses, so anything's possible.
 
2012-08-19 09:32:54 PM
Truth/Kofi retain.
 
2012-08-19 09:33:00 PM
Troof/Kofi retain.
 
2012-08-19 09:33:02 PM
PTP punished for AW's sins?
 
2012-08-19 09:33:28 PM
and the crowd goes not even mild
 
2012-08-19 09:33:29 PM
Does this mean PTP are no longer number one contenders?
 
2012-08-19 09:33:36 PM
Troof/Kofi win.....i got nothing
 
2012-08-19 09:33:51 PM
"I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."
 
2012-08-19 09:34:29 PM
My predictions have been terrible.
 
2012-08-19 09:34:30 PM
PTP to be broken up and repackaged?
 
2012-08-19 09:34:47 PM
I dunno... I put PAX Prime in a couple weeks as a bigger event of the summer than this now run o' the mill PPV.
 
2012-08-19 09:34:59 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."


awesome
 
2012-08-19 09:35:09 PM
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla in rare form tonight
 
2012-08-19 09:35:52 PM
Pauly D...RECAP!
 
2012-08-19 09:36:20 PM
There's your Be A Star, and Pauly D appearance
 
2012-08-19 09:36:26 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: PTP punished for AW's sins?


Oh, I'm sure they've got a plan for the tag team titles.

Something tells me that plan is the London and Kendrick "THese guys put on good matches, let's keep them as the tag champs and let them put on good matches every PPV", but it's a plan.
 
2012-08-19 09:36:33 PM
The shoe pisser is a wrestling fan?!
 
2012-08-19 09:36:36 PM

silgryphon: Does this mean PTP are no longer number one contenders?


That would imply there's other tag teams out there. Beyond PTP and Primo/Epico, the only other plausible contenders I can think of are Kidd/Gabriel, and I'm not 100% sure Gabriel is back from his injury.
 
2012-08-19 09:36:49 PM
NOOOOOO
JOE BUCK IS A WWE FAN

THE HORROR
 
2012-08-19 09:37:03 PM
There, Pauly D had his appearance. He dosen't need to do anything later.
 
2012-08-19 09:37:24 PM
They should have captioned Terry Crews' name as Hector elizondo mt. dew comacho
 
2012-08-19 09:37:39 PM
96 minutes into the show
49 minutes of bell to bell action.

Can't complain with those numbers
 
2012-08-19 09:37:50 PM

Eddie T. Head: There, Pauly D had his appearance. He dosen't need to do anything later.


Or ever again.
 
2012-08-19 09:38:15 PM
The triple threat is next? JESUS
 
2012-08-19 09:38:17 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 96 minutes into the show
49 minutes of bell to bell action.

Can't complain with those numbers


It's a ppv. more wrestling on those

DUH
 
2012-08-19 09:38:25 PM
Ok, there we go, I'll count that for Be a Star.


Holy crap, are they really going to air the title match now?
 
2012-08-19 09:38:27 PM

silgryphon: NOOOOOO
JOE BUCK IS A WWE FAN

THE HORROR


I had a thought about a year ago that Cole was parodying Joe Buck. Could be.
 
2012-08-19 09:39:01 PM
Wow, it really is all about the Game
 
2012-08-19 09:39:09 PM
Is it still only 9:30 for everyone else?
 
2012-08-19 09:39:13 PM

tbaughm: Eddie T. Head: There, Pauly D had his appearance. He dosen't need to do anything later.

Or ever again.


I was kind of hoping to make this crowd 100 percent Punk that Cena would come out to PaulyD on the turntables
 
2012-08-19 09:39:53 PM
At least seeing Punk in Bret Hart's gear will be fun.
 
2012-08-19 09:39:53 PM
Both title matches start BEFORE 10pm. Both title matches will job TO RYBACK!
 
2012-08-19 09:39:56 PM
The King's shirt tonight is a little low key for him, more pajama top than over the top trash-o.
 
2012-08-19 09:40:05 PM
Of course they won't close the show with the championship match. Gotta have Gagne's burying of Bork for the end of the show.
 
2012-08-19 09:40:10 PM

silgryphon: NOOOOOO
JOE BUCK IS A WWE FAN

THE HORROR


I always say, other pro wrestling fans make me embarrassed to be a pro wrestling fan.
 
2012-08-19 09:40:23 PM

LucklessWonder: silgryphon: This is the worst showing the FWC has ever produced. Where the fark is everyone?

Japan.


I'd say it's more about shiatty product than some wanky, insular, pissant penny ante bingo hall board.

WWE Sucks. They're at the worst point they've been at any point since these threads started.
 
2012-08-19 09:40:30 PM
"Check the time Monsoon!"

"Brain it's 8:40 CT, We have 80 minutes left."

"And the title goes NOW?"

"Well after recaps it'll be 60 minutes left."
 
2012-08-19 09:40:37 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."


BEst. Post. EVER.
 
2012-08-19 09:40:50 PM
If they go through with this and don't say "Later"....that means that Punk will never have defended his title in the main event in any PPV involving Cena during this run.
 
2012-08-19 09:41:16 PM

robsul82: The triple threat is next? JESUS


Great, now we have to sit through a bunch of CZW clips...
 
2012-08-19 09:41:48 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: NOOOOOO
JOE BUCK IS A WWE FAN

THE HORROR

I always say, other pro wrestling fans make me embarrassed to be a pro wrestling fan.


Who pissed in your shoes?

/checkyourfarkknowledge
 
2012-08-19 09:42:03 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."


"We probably should just log off Brain... I don't think it's going to get better than that."
 
2012-08-19 09:42:11 PM
Cena's getting booed.
 
2012-08-19 09:42:15 PM
Holy shiat they are booing CENA
 
2012-08-19 09:42:23 PM
You know, I expected Cena to come out last.

HOLY shiat ON THOSE BOOS! This crowd is amazing.
 
2012-08-19 09:42:26 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: robsul82: The triple threat is next? JESUS

Great, now we have to sit through a bunch of CZW clips...


lols
 
2012-08-19 09:42:26 PM
they didn't do a very good job piping in the cheers. The boos are clearly winning
 
2012-08-19 09:42:35 PM

silgryphon: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 96 minutes into the show
49 minutes of bell to bell action.

Can't complain with those numbers

It's a ppv. more wrestling on those

DUH


It's WWE. being on PPV is no guarantee of decent match times.
 
2012-08-19 09:42:39 PM
I heard a lot of boos. maybe there's hope for this crowd.
 
2012-08-19 09:42:58 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "I don't think Vince is a racist Brain?"

"NO? He just had four black guys fight over two pennies."

"... ... ..."

"We probably should just log off Brain... I don't think it's going to get better than that."


Come on, you have to have a Sandusky joke buried in there somewhere
 
2012-08-19 09:43:38 PM
And there's a fat chick with a Cena poster, LOL. Classic.
 
2012-08-19 09:43:49 PM
I love this crowd SO MUCH
 
2012-08-19 09:44:06 PM

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: silgryphon: NOOOOOO
JOE BUCK IS A WWE FAN

THE HORROR

I always say, other pro wrestling fans make me embarrassed to be a pro wrestling fan.

Who pissed in your shoes?

/checkyourfarkknowledge


Fortunately, I didn't go to school with Joe Buck. But I still dislike him.
 
2012-08-19 09:44:16 PM
Cena getting booed out of the building before Show's entrance!

Love you, crowd.
 
2012-08-19 09:44:21 PM

Eddie T. Head: I heard a lot of boos. maybe there's hope for this crowd.


Crowd is definitely above average. I would even say so far the PPV has been above average. The thing that knocks it back to average (as of now) is IT IS ENDING WITH HHH OVER THE BELT!
 
2012-08-19 09:45:12 PM
*START STATIC*

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
 
2012-08-19 09:45:30 PM
Oh that poor sound guy. He's going to have to edit and dub the shiat out of this match.
 
2012-08-19 09:45:30 PM

robsul82: And there's a fat chick with a Cena poster, LOL. Classic.


Can you imagine what would have happened if Cena had been in the WWF at the same time as Bertha Faye?
 
2012-08-19 09:45:39 PM
hahaha, i guess people pointed out that Show was never a Diva champ, so Cole had to correct that factoid.
 
2012-08-19 09:45:41 PM
oh yeah and, champ entered last even though Cena is in the match
 
2012-08-19 09:45:47 PM
Regular tights in pink and black. Nice job.

And Punk's still the face, Vince, lol.
 
2012-08-19 09:46:06 PM
HART ATTACK!
 
2012-08-19 09:46:40 PM
The pink and black attack is BACK!
 
2012-08-19 09:46:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: hahaha, i guess people pointed out that Show was never a Diva champ, so Cole had to correct that factoid.


Sounds like we have an angle for Show's next face turn:

Showlene vs. Santina for the Diva's Title. BOOK IT GABE!
 
2012-08-19 09:47:10 PM
Ziggler can't cash in after this match right?
 
2012-08-19 09:47:12 PM
Bret Hart tribute with Punk's gear?
 
2012-08-19 09:47:16 PM
CM PUNK chant to start us off.
 
2012-08-19 09:47:51 PM
Cole cites the fact that Punk hasn't main evented his entire run.
 
2012-08-19 09:48:01 PM
Dammit Cole, get out of this thread.

And Cena was not on that PPV.
 
2012-08-19 09:48:26 PM
LET'S GO CENA is getting totally drowned out by CENA SUCKS.
 
2012-08-19 09:49:04 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: hahaha, i guess people pointed out that Show was never a Diva champ, so Cole had to correct that factoid.

Sounds like we have an angle for Show's next face turn:

Showlene vs. Santina for the Diva's Title. BOOK IT GABE!


You know, if booked right and with the right crowd, that would be awesome.

Then have Kharma come back and lay out Santina after she wins
 
2012-08-19 09:49:21 PM

robsul82: LET'S GO CENA is getting totally drowned out by CENA SUCKS.


sound guy: what do I do Vince the faders are all the way up!

Vince: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
 
2012-08-19 09:49:24 PM
I thought Show's hands were the size of frying pans.
 
2012-08-19 09:49:28 PM
Punk wearing Hart colors makes me a little more confident in my potential of wearing a wizard hat.
 
2012-08-19 09:49:34 PM

TheManofPA: Dammit Cole, get out of this thread.

And Cena was not on that PPV.


Now now now... If Lawler and Cole started reading Bobby_And_The_Gorilla's posts, that'd be the best PPV ever.
 
2012-08-19 09:49:42 PM
You know, I would forgive WWE for the last 4 months if Vince came out and screwed over Punk WHILE HE IS WEARING HART COLORS.
 
2012-08-19 09:49:48 PM

Eddie T. Head: Bret Hart tribute with Punk's gear?


Yeah, he tweeted that "tonight's gear is about respect" and hinted "The Summerslam" before the show. Bret always said "The SummerSlam" for some reason.
 
2012-08-19 09:50:20 PM
that was a nice double suplex thingy
 
2012-08-19 09:50:20 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: TheManofPA: Dammit Cole, get out of this thread.

And Cena was not on that PPV.

Now now now... If Lawler and Cole started reading Bobby_And_The_Gorilla's posts, that'd be the best PPV ever.


WILL THEY STOP!
 
2012-08-19 09:50:29 PM

tbaughm: Punk wearing Hart colors makes me a little more confident in my potential of wearing a wizard hat.


TheManofPA: You know, I would forgive WWE for the last 4 months if Vince came out and screwed over Punk WHILE HE IS WEARING HART COLORS.


You and I are apparently on the same wavelength tonight
 
2012-08-19 09:50:36 PM
CM PUNK chant #2. Huge.
 
2012-08-19 09:50:37 PM
Time to let loose with the SWERVE:

Bobby_And_The_Gorilla...is actually Michael Cole's Fark handle.
 
2012-08-19 09:50:48 PM

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: hahaha, i guess people pointed out that Show was never a Diva champ, so Cole had to correct that factoid.

Sounds like we have an angle for Show's next face turn:

Showlene vs. Santina for the Diva's Title. BOOK IT GABE!

You know, if booked right and with the right crowd, that would be awesome.

Then have KharmaSara Del Ray come back and lay out Santina after she wins


Fixed that for you, since apparently Kharma's been released for real.
 
2012-08-19 09:51:23 PM

TheManofPA: You know, I would forgive WWE for the last 4 months if Vince came out and screwed over Punk WHILE HE IS WEARING HART COLORS.


and the crowd chants "you screwed Bret"
 
2012-08-19 09:51:33 PM

robsul82: Eddie T. Head: Bret Hart tribute with Punk's gear?

Yeah, he tweeted that "tonight's gear is about respect" and hinted "The Summerslam" before the show. Bret always said "The SummerSlam" for some reason.


The Summerslam is better than Summer Fest
 
2012-08-19 09:51:52 PM

penguin31: Time to let loose with the SWERVE:

Bobby_And_The_Gorilla...is actually Michael Cole's Fark handle.


"HOW DARE YOU!?"

"Easy Gorilla"

"THAT GREASE STAIN COULDN'T CARRY MY JOCK-STRAP!"

"Down Gorilla!"

"Well the nerve!"
 
2012-08-19 09:51:58 PM

penguin31: Time to let loose with the SWERVE:

Bobby_And_The_Gorilla...is actually Michael Cole's Fark handle.


I don't know how I'd react to that.
 
2012-08-19 09:52:34 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: robsul82: Eddie T. Head: Bret Hart tribute with Punk's gear?

Yeah, he tweeted that "tonight's gear is about respect" and hinted "The Summerslam" before the show. Bret always said "The SummerSlam" for some reason.

The Summerslam is better than Summer Fest


Definitely. And I always liked it. "At the SummerSlam..."
 
2012-08-19 09:52:58 PM
And Show impresses the crowd with his 4" vertical
 
2012-08-19 09:53:02 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: penguin31: Time to let loose with the SWERVE:

Bobby_And_The_Gorilla...is actually Michael Cole's Fark handle.

"HOW DARE YOU!?"

"Easy Gorilla"

"THAT GREASE STAIN COULDN'T CARRY MY JOCK-STRAP!"

"Down Gorilla!"

"Well the nerve!"


Relax, relax... He was just kidding.

We all know you're really Mike Adamle.
 
2012-08-19 09:53:22 PM
So is Cena actually taking a selling break for a bit just because Dolph didn't have two matches?

Wow on the boos against Cena.
 
2012-08-19 09:54:04 PM
what did i miss?
 
2012-08-19 09:54:05 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: penguin31: Time to let loose with the SWERVE:

Bobby_And_The_Gorilla...is actually Michael Cole's Fark handle.

"HOW DARE YOU!?"

"Easy Gorilla"

"THAT GREASE STAIN COULDN'T CARRY MY JOCK-STRAP!"

"Down Gorilla!"

"Well the nerve!"


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-19 09:54:18 PM

tbaughm: And Show impresses the crowd with his 4" vertical


There's a Brett Favre/tiny penis joke in there somewhere, but I'm just not feeling it tonight. Any one else wanna have a go at it?
 
2012-08-19 09:54:19 PM
That'd be awesome if Show did the Vadersault
 
2012-08-19 09:54:37 PM
Has Show ever hit with this move?

Never mind, he got Cena. Punk rolled out of the way.
 
2012-08-19 09:55:34 PM

falcon176: That'd be awesome if Show did the Vadersault


He could do moonsaults when he first got into THIS BUSINESS. But that was 150 pounds ago.
 
2012-08-19 09:55:41 PM
Cena is such an underdog
 
2012-08-19 09:56:00 PM
"Big Show seems unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Sandusky in a shower room Monsoon!"
 
2012-08-19 09:56:03 PM
Cena No Sell activated
 
2012-08-19 09:56:14 PM
Man, it'd be great if Punk won....followed by AJ allowing Ziggler to cash in. That would be a great swerve, put AJ as a batshiat crazy/evil GM and Punk-Ziggler is always great

Again, 0 chance. Not even .000000001, just 0
 
2012-08-19 09:56:24 PM
Savage Elbow!
 
2012-08-19 09:56:43 PM
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! DIG IT!
 
2012-08-19 09:56:57 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Big Show seems unstoppable Brain!"

"Like Sandusky in a shower room Monsoon!"


You magnificent bastards
 
2012-08-19 09:57:05 PM
Koji Clutch?!?!
 
2012-08-19 09:57:17 PM

robsul82: falcon176: That'd be awesome if Show did the Vadersault

He could do moonsaults when he first got into THIS BUSINESS. But that was 150 pounds ago.


I don't recall him ever doing it on TV, just hearing that he'd hit it a few times in the Power Plant.
 
2012-08-19 09:57:23 PM
Damn Show, just roll him in to a pin
 
2012-08-19 09:57:45 PM
"Cena kills momentum with a shoulder block"

Truer words were rarely spoken, Cole.
 
2012-08-19 09:57:59 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: robsul82: falcon176: That'd be awesome if Show did the Vadersault

He could do moonsaults when he first got into THIS BUSINESS. But that was 150 pounds ago.

I don't recall him ever doing it on TV, just hearing that he'd hit it a few times in the Power Plant.


Yeah, it was just at the Power Plant.
 
2012-08-19 09:58:09 PM
How much stamina does the big show have? Due to his size I can't imagine he can go for long without getting very tired\winded. He's been "on" since the match started, both cena and punk get a bit of a breather while Show alternates between the two.
 
2012-08-19 09:58:20 PM
Just got here and already sick of Cena....jesus god i havent seen him in a few weeks and back to hating him
 
2012-08-19 09:58:43 PM
Does Big Show still do the chokeslam? Don't remember the last time I saw one from him.
 
2012-08-19 09:58:52 PM
Of course Cena didn't sell the slam into the corner. The only thing he sells is merch.
 
2012-08-19 09:59:24 PM
uhhhh
 
2012-08-19 09:59:26 PM
First hold applied wins
 
2012-08-19 09:59:26 PM
Oh, WTF
 
2012-08-19 09:59:28 PM
What just happened?
 
2012-08-19 09:59:35 PM
Double submission?

Show taps?

Now what?
 
2012-08-19 09:59:35 PM
Sorry, the correct answer is clusterfark

By zombie Jack Tunney's rules, Punk is the winner
 
2012-08-19 09:59:37 PM
oh sh*t.

just like Bobby Rooooo and A Double last week, but much dumber.
 
2012-08-19 09:59:37 PM
JESUS FARKING CHRIST THIS SUCKS
 
2012-08-19 09:59:37 PM
...i smell bullshiat
 
2012-08-19 09:59:39 PM
"Well.... now what?"
 
2012-08-19 10:00:08 PM
Oh good AJ
 
2012-08-19 10:00:13 PM

krej55: ...i smell bullshiat


Na, thats just the AJ plot line
 
2012-08-19 10:00:27 PM
Champions on alternating days?
 
2012-08-19 10:00:35 PM
Draws->retain belt; First submission->retain belt

So of course...Cena is going to win

DO THE RIGHT THING LIKE SPIKE LEE!
 
2012-08-19 10:00:44 PM
Ask big show nicely which move he tapped out to?
 
2012-08-19 10:00:44 PM
So title vacated????
 
2012-08-19 10:00:45 PM
i37.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:00:51 PM
Do the right thing like Spike Lee?

LOL
 
2012-08-19 10:01:01 PM
I was spot on with my prediction for this match
 
2012-08-19 10:01:03 PM
Match restarted.
 
2012-08-19 10:01:29 PM
LOL
 
2012-08-19 10:01:32 PM
Wait....so Big Show gets to stay in this?
 
2012-08-19 10:01:34 PM
Show should at least be eliminated
 
2012-08-19 10:01:37 PM
Things that make no sense:

1. Restarting this match
2. Everything that's been done with AJ since Wrestlemania
 
2012-08-19 10:01:48 PM
Guess not.
 
2012-08-19 10:01:48 PM
I've soured on AJ since she started wearing clothes.
 
2012-08-19 10:02:08 PM
Punk retains with Cena's finisher! Crowd goes nuts!
 
2012-08-19 10:02:10 PM
OH THANK YOU!!!!
Punk wins!!!!
 
2012-08-19 10:02:15 PM
I LOVE THIS ENDING!!!!
 
2012-08-19 10:02:16 PM
PUNK RETAINS......AND GETS A FACE POP

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!@
 
2012-08-19 10:02:17 PM
BEST IN THE WORLD!
 
2012-08-19 10:02:17 PM
LOL

My prediction was WAY off, but I'll take it. :D
 
2012-08-19 10:02:17 PM
AJ Lee, the Raw General Manager forcing us to continue to deal with this match,,,
 
2012-08-19 10:02:22 PM
Wow, did not expect that, not so quickly after the restart. Nice twist.
 
2012-08-19 10:02:22 PM
PUNK WINS

PUNK WINS

PUNK WINS
 
2012-08-19 10:02:27 PM
"PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!"

"WHAT???????!"

"PUNK RETAINS BRAIN!"

"TURN TO THE DARK SIDE JOHN! IT'S TIME!!!"
 
2012-08-19 10:02:27 PM
Punk retains.
 
2012-08-19 10:02:46 PM
i HATE to be That Guy, but TNA did it just last week, and did it better.
 
2012-08-19 10:02:54 PM

Zombie Hitler: I've soured on AJ since she started wearing clothes.


I concure
 
2012-08-19 10:02:58 PM
Sorry I am late guys. Had to work late.

Oh and...
i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:03:02 PM
Punk just gave Cena his third loss of the year. CM Punk is 3-0 vs. John Cena.
 
2012-08-19 10:03:18 PM
Two wonky finishes in one PPV? Terrible.
 
2012-08-19 10:03:24 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i HATE to be That Guy, but TNA did it just last week, and did it better.


YouTube clip?
 
2012-08-19 10:03:38 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i HATE to be That Guy, but TNA did it just last week, and did it better.


So WWE is copying TNA now
 
2012-08-19 10:03:40 PM
Damn, I was hoping corporate mark would lose.

Oh well, next month for sure.
 
2012-08-19 10:03:44 PM
Think we can get a little over 450 posts before the show is over?

/trying not to laugh
 
2012-08-19 10:04:06 PM
Punk beats Cena at MITB 2011

Punk beats Cena at SummerSlam 2011

Punk beats Cena at SummerSlam 2012!
 
2012-08-19 10:04:08 PM
Why does CM Punk hate the troops? And Freedom? And the kids? And AMERICA?
 
2012-08-19 10:04:30 PM
Ichiro two HR's!
 
2012-08-19 10:04:38 PM
What idiot applies a submission move when one is already in place?

This idiot, that's who

blog.zap2it.com
 
2012-08-19 10:05:06 PM
4 for 4. You are welcome.
 
2012-08-19 10:05:09 PM
"Let the hate... floooowwwwwwww... through you!"
 
2012-08-19 10:05:10 PM
So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over
 
2012-08-19 10:05:13 PM
images5.fanpop.com

Who's awesome?

This crowd's awesome.
 
2012-08-19 10:05:20 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i HATE to be That Guy, but TNA did it just last week, and did it better.

YouTube clip?


I'd have to look (but I'm too lazy to do so) But that was pretty much the ending of the Bobby Rood / Austin Aries match at Hardcore Justice last week. The only difference being the 3rd wrestler involved.
 
2012-08-19 10:05:35 PM
Loved the "you can't see me" by Punk to Cena as he did the walk of shame, lulz

i1257.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:05:39 PM

silgryphon: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i HATE to be That Guy, but TNA did it just last week, and did it better.

So WWE is copying TNA now


Sadly, that's an improvement
 
2012-08-19 10:05:42 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: i HATE to be That Guy, but TNA did it just last week, and did it better.


Did what? And as above stated, youtube?
 
2012-08-19 10:05:44 PM
Punk leaves the ring as The Rockers used to. I guess he's taking from Bret AND Shawn tonight, lol. Respect!
 
2012-08-19 10:05:59 PM

Eddie T. Head: Think we can get a little over 450 posts before the show is over?

/trying not to laugh


chronicle.com

/Democrat
 
2012-08-19 10:06:16 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Damn, I was hoping corporate mark would lose.

Oh well, next month for sure.


What's funny is NOC has to end with Punk-Cena. So he'll win every PPV where he's not in the ME, but then lose the first one he is.

I want to know, what kind of crowd will Boston be? Will they force Punk full heel to avoid all these Cena boos in his hometown?
 
2012-08-19 10:06:36 PM
Fred Durst with a NON-PG GESTURE
 
2012-08-19 10:06:43 PM
Fred Durst is still alive?!? Damn. Flippin' the bird is not PG.
 
2012-08-19 10:06:52 PM
HEY THERE'S FRED DUR- *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEE middle finger EEEEEEEEEP*
 
2012-08-19 10:06:55 PM
Ok, I lol'd
 
2012-08-19 10:07:03 PM
Fred Durst?

I did it, the flux capacitor, it works!

David Arquette?! I DID IT!
 
2012-08-19 10:07:06 PM
WCW CHAMPION UP IN THIS biatch!
 
2012-08-19 10:07:08 PM
LOL ARQUETTE IN THE AUDIENCE
 
2012-08-19 10:07:11 PM
Former WCW World Champion David Arquette!
 
2012-08-19 10:07:25 PM
Fred Durst?

And David Arquette with his WCW Championship.
 
2012-08-19 10:07:27 PM

Zombie Hitler: Fred Durst?

I did it, the flux capacitor, it works!

David Arquette?! I DID IT!


DAMN YOU!
 
2012-08-19 10:07:28 PM
Maria Menounos. Damn.
 
2012-08-19 10:07:34 PM
Pat Patterson on the back of her shirt. Pretty sure that's the closest Pat Patterson has ever been to a naked woman.
 
2012-08-19 10:07:36 PM
LOL

Audio muting when Durst gave the finger. Someone farked up
 
2012-08-19 10:07:39 PM
The Arquette makes an appearance. Drink!

Also, if Punk holds the title until next Monday's Raw (a week from tomorrow), he'll have the longest title reign since Diesel in 1994.
 
2012-08-19 10:07:42 PM
"Hey! I'm Fred Durst! Remember me? I used to be relevant!"

"Was that Pat Paterson on the back of her shirt Brain?"

"Monsoon, you and I both know that PAt Patterson has never been on the back of any woman."
 
2012-08-19 10:07:47 PM
You know, I'm thinking that since David Arquette was just on our screens, that's a sign that he should win the award and we don't hit 1004 tonight.

Big question: Will it hit tomorrow?
 
2012-08-19 10:08:01 PM
I love how they always acknowledge David Arquette's WCW Championship whenever possible
 
2012-08-19 10:08:03 PM
Damn, the black dude was the first person to die in the trailer.
 
2012-08-19 10:08:29 PM

robsul82: Fred Durst with a NON-PG GESTURE


That may have been a fark you to WWE for making his has been arse buy a ticket
 
2012-08-19 10:08:39 PM

robsul82: Former WCW World Champion David Arquette!


He's probably more over than any current WWE Champion.

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:09:04 PM
i would love to disappoint Maria Menudos. Plus she is a fan of WWE since she's rocking a Bob Backlund shirt. Seriously i would destroy her
 
2012-08-19 10:09:08 PM
Wow arquette with the belt. You would think that no one would want to remember that.
 
2012-08-19 10:09:09 PM

Moodybastard: Zombie Hitler: Fred Durst?

I did it, the flux capacitor, it works!

David Arquette?! I DID IT!

DAMN YOU!


I'm posting from the past! Hahaha!

Old n Busted! New Hotness! The Matrix! Shoes with lights! These are things!
 
2012-08-19 10:09:16 PM
so zombies meet assault on priceinct 13 staring a hobbit?
 
2012-08-19 10:09:19 PM

TheManofPA: You know, I'm thinking that since David Arquette was just on our screens, that's a sign that he should win the award and we don't hit 1004 tonight.

Big question: Will it hit tomorrow?


Techinally the Arquette is post 502
 
2012-08-19 10:09:33 PM

tbaughm: The Arquette makes an appearance. Drink!

Also, if Punk holds the title until next Monday's Raw (a week from tomorrow), he'll have the longest title reign since Diesel in 1994.


Coincidentally, his title reign is roughly as successful as Diesel's.
 
2012-08-19 10:09:55 PM
Oh

Tomorrow night as discussed is the 1004th Raw. If one of you subby's can try to work in that fact and the moss-covered event, it'd be appreciated. I'll put something in the morning but I've only had one Raw green

Step up your game to get this once ever long long long time honor.
 
2012-08-19 10:10:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Former WCW World Champion David Arquette!

He's probably more over than any current WWE Champion.

[i6.photobucket.com image 642x361]


Did you not hear the crowd? I know what the deal is, but geez. lol
 
2012-08-19 10:10:15 PM

eagles95: i would love to disappoint Maria Menudos. Plus she is a fan of WWE since she's rocking a Bob Backlund shirt. Seriously i would destroy her


Would you scream I FEEL LIKE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! afterward?
 
2012-08-19 10:10:26 PM
oh goddamn, live performance?
 
2012-08-19 10:10:41 PM
And now is when I shut off the feed
 
2012-08-19 10:10:47 PM
Joy, concert time
 
2012-08-19 10:10:51 PM
Annndddd....mute time
 
2012-08-19 10:10:51 PM
And thousands of people head for the bathroom.
 
2012-08-19 10:10:56 PM
"ALERT! ALERT! This is your diva's match piss-break!"
 
2012-08-19 10:11:02 PM
SUMMERSLAM MAKE SOME NOISE!

*crickets*
 
2012-08-19 10:11:15 PM
Jesus Christ Almighty.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:19 PM
Oh what the FARK.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:25 PM
Lillian Garcia said cash money, a dig at AW?
 
2012-08-19 10:11:33 PM
Okay, pointless musical segment, time to Orton.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:33 PM
shiatty DJ is shiatty.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:45 PM
And absolutely no hands were raised.

This is going on later than the WWE title match and the WHC match
 
2012-08-19 10:11:59 PM
How many cereal box tops does it cost to play Summerslam? I think we should double it, whatever it is.
 
2012-08-19 10:12:00 PM
who the hell are these no talent ass clowns? they make cena's walk in theme from Wrestlemania look good
 
2012-08-19 10:12:08 PM
Look the divas got some air time
 
2012-08-19 10:12:14 PM
I'm guessing the current segment has made my decision to not even search for a stream tonight turn out to be a wise decision?
 
2012-08-19 10:12:32 PM
I guess the autotune machine is broken.
 
2012-08-19 10:12:43 PM
MIME GUITAR SOLO! WOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-08-19 10:12:46 PM
One of you is touting on the screen behind them aren't you?
 
2012-08-19 10:13:22 PM
The first really awful segment so far this show.

WWE has done a good job.
 
2012-08-19 10:13:25 PM
Spanish announce team table dancing.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-19 10:13:26 PM
So what do we have left, Ryback vs jobbers and then HHH/BORK?
 
2012-08-19 10:13:37 PM

silgryphon: Look the divas got some air time


The divas dancing is the worst thing ever.
 
2012-08-19 10:13:38 PM
Since it looks like this is the divas match, the correct answer to divas involved in matches is 1 since AJ was actively involved in the last one.
 
2012-08-19 10:14:13 PM

eagles95: i would love to disappoint Maria Menudos. Plus she is a fan of WWE since she's rocking a Bob Backlund shirt. Seriously i would destroy her


Other than the fact she's a diehard Boston sports fan, she's the perfect woman to me.
 
2012-08-19 10:14:20 PM
Wow, this musical act is worse than any match so far tonight. Divas representing.

"Summerslam, make some noise!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-08-19 10:14:25 PM
Band: "Make some noise!"

Crowd: "You stop, and we we'll start!"
 
2012-08-19 10:14:49 PM
I can't believe that we are really going to end with HHH/Lesner. Unless Bork actually farks Steph in the ring, this is going to end badly.
 
2012-08-19 10:15:01 PM
We may be getting this every PPV for now on.

I predict this
 
2012-08-19 10:15:04 PM

penguin31: Spanish announce team table dancing.

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x403]


i284.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:15:27 PM
The world is TOUTing about Bork vs Trips, and my balls
 
2012-08-19 10:15:42 PM
meh, i give. can't find any real videos from the Rooo/Aries Hardcore Justice match.
 
2012-08-19 10:15:55 PM
Wait, no Ryback?

We are going to seriously have a 45 minute HHH-Lesner match? Holy crap, HHH is going to beat him so bad and they are going to end his contract aren't they?
 
2012-08-19 10:16:02 PM
"I would cover this entire table with spoogy love if Punk comes down and destroys both of these cheesetwits!"

"Rather graphic Brain, but I agree."
 
2012-08-19 10:16:31 PM
Was taht Super Dave Osborne?
 
2012-08-19 10:16:39 PM
I now get what the biggest perk of being a GM for AJ is. Not having to pole dance without the pole for crap segments like that.

/smart girl
 
2012-08-19 10:17:13 PM
can we have Asscape do a backstage title match with his briefcase?
 
2012-08-19 10:17:15 PM

FirstNationalBastard: eagles95: i would love to disappoint Maria Menudos. Plus she is a fan of WWE since she's rocking a Bob Backlund shirt. Seriously i would destroy her

Would you scream I FEEL LIKE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! afterward?


i may....here is something to make you enjoy her awesomeness


LinkNSFW
 
2012-08-19 10:17:40 PM

ShiningWizard: I now get what the biggest perk of being a GM for AJ is. Not having to pole dance without the pole for crap segments like that.

/smart girl


That wasn't even stripper quality dancing.
 
2012-08-19 10:18:01 PM

one of those: The world is TOUTing about Bork vs Trips, and my balls


Speaking of balls and Tout, far as I've heard the Great Testicle Tout Challenge is still unanswered.
 
2012-08-19 10:18:08 PM
so 10 minute match between HHH and Mr. F5 and show over at 9:30?
 
2012-08-19 10:18:59 PM
The ref was told to let COOHHH and Bork "Jimmy Johns" Laser to do what they have to do so he's going to give them both tazers and let them zap each other in the man apples until one of them gives.

Its gonna get weird because I've never seen someone blade their junk before.
 
2012-08-19 10:19:11 PM

Zombie Hitler: ShiningWizard: I now get what the biggest perk of being a GM for AJ is. Not having to pole dance without the pole for crap segments like that.

/smart girl

That wasn't even stripper quality dancing.


Not it wasn't but I am also glad they spared Beth and Nattie from having to do that as well
 
2012-08-19 10:19:22 PM
"Diverticulitis vs. Torn Quad. Tough call. I'm going to go with squirted a grand-kid for the owner out of his crotch for the winner here Monsoon."
 
2012-08-19 10:19:25 PM
And Brock comes out first. Of course he does.
 
2012-08-19 10:19:27 PM
HERE COMES THE BORK
 
2012-08-19 10:19:35 PM
Holy crap, my predictions are so wrong tonight, Lesner may win.
 
2012-08-19 10:19:53 PM
i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:20:00 PM
wtf no jobber squashing? or is Ryback vs Jobbers the real main event?
 
2012-08-19 10:20:01 PM
Jimmy John's sucks!!!

/subway for life
 
2012-08-19 10:20:54 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: one of those: The world is TOUTing about Bork vs Trips, and my balls

Speaking of balls and Tout, far as I've heard the Great Testicle Tout Challenge is still unanswered.


No winners as of today
 
2012-08-19 10:21:08 PM
Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)

And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.
 
2012-08-19 10:21:57 PM

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: one of those: The world is TOUTing about Bork vs Trips, and my balls

Speaking of balls and Tout, far as I've heard the Great Testicle Tout Challenge is still unanswered.

No winners as of today


That's too bad. Just a remember for any exhibitionists out there that I'm offering an extra month of Total Fark on top of what's been promised if you make the testicles look like Puppet H.
 
2012-08-19 10:22:12 PM

one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over


Yes. This is the current plan of we.
 
2012-08-19 10:22:16 PM
Remember how big the Miami Pop was for Lesner and how great it was for the fans. That place went nuts when he laid out Cena.

Then they forced him to go heel so Cena could overcome the odds....and ruined him in less than a month.
 
2012-08-19 10:23:33 PM
I hate Lesnar, but if he could somehow manage to botch a move on HHH and ensure that we never have to see either of them wrestle in a PPV again, I'd be most appreciative.
 
2012-08-19 10:23:52 PM

meow said the dog: one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over

Yes. This is the current plan of we.


You mean Rock beats Cena at RR with Cena winning at WM

/cause we know what will happen
 
2012-08-19 10:24:00 PM

meow said the dog: one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over

Yes. This is the current plan of we.


Yeah, that's the downside of the past match. Means Punk/Rock WM is off.
 
2012-08-19 10:24:12 PM
They are seriously foreshadowing HBK showing up "unexpectedly" and getting involved tonight.
 
2012-08-19 10:24:15 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.


..Or tunes it out and plays Zelda instead.
 
2012-08-19 10:24:41 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)

And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.


that guy is a really good writer....fits in good on Grantland
 
2012-08-19 10:24:46 PM
The WWE championship match didn't get this intro

What's wrong with this picture
 
2012-08-19 10:24:48 PM

TheManofPA: meow said the dog: one of those: So the Rock beats Punk at the Rumble, setting up Rock-Cena II at WM with Cena going over

Yes. This is the current plan of we.

You mean Rock beats Cena at RR with Cena winning at WM

/cause we know what will happen


THIS. I can't wait.
 
2012-08-19 10:25:18 PM

NakedReporta: I hate Lesnar, but if he could somehow manage to botch a move on HHH and ensure that we never have to see either of them wrestle in a PPV again, I'd be most appreciative.


I'm thinking Brock's Shooting Star Self Piledriver to the face of HHH. With that much weight and force coming down on HHH's head, he'd wish he'd been parasailing with Ed Leslie.
 
2012-08-19 10:26:32 PM
How many people hold patents on the hign knee Cole?
 
2012-08-19 10:26:42 PM
Gagne already has more offense than Cena did in his past match with Bork.
 
2012-08-19 10:26:54 PM
BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza
 
2012-08-19 10:26:59 PM

silgryphon: The WWE championship match didn't get this intro

What's wrong with this picture


NOTHING NOW PASS ME ANOTHER CREATINE TACO!!!
 
2012-08-19 10:27:05 PM
I don't want to see HHH's hiney, patented or not.
 
2012-08-19 10:27:35 PM
Ok, I seem to remember Bork simply owning Cena for the entire match until a chain got involved.


Now the COO is such a badass that he can take the same guy on and push him around?


Damn, it is all about the game
 
2012-08-19 10:27:52 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)

And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.


Universally beloved? I can't stand Shawn Michaels and never could. Glad he retired before he got really hurt.
 
2012-08-19 10:28:23 PM
"Wrong table Bork!"

"Spanish Table was next door!"
 
2012-08-19 10:28:46 PM
that was actually a cool move by bork
 
2012-08-19 10:29:37 PM
"My houth?"
 
2012-08-19 10:30:05 PM
Hey!

The armpit is a sensitive area!
 
2012-08-19 10:30:16 PM
MY HOUSS
 
2012-08-19 10:30:20 PM
Sledgehammer over/under 10:45pm?
 
2012-08-19 10:30:42 PM
I love how only heels can smartly employ strategery to a specific injury or to set up their finisher. Maybe a face has done this at some point but I cannot remember any instance of it.
 
2012-08-19 10:30:47 PM
END IT BORK OR I WILL
 
2012-08-19 10:31:25 PM
BLOOD!! STOP THE MATCH!!!
 
2012-08-19 10:31:44 PM

silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza


Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?
 
2012-08-19 10:32:11 PM

eagles95: BLOOD!! STOP THE MATCH!!!


Na, blood is PG

Women's nipples aren't

/cuz they dangerous!
 
2012-08-19 10:32:59 PM
Man, this match has killed the crowd
 
2012-08-19 10:33:08 PM

TheManofPA: silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza

Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?


Not untill *redacted* gets back on
 
2012-08-19 10:33:09 PM

TheManofPA: silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza

Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?


Needs one commish to reinstate someone, I think.
 
2012-08-19 10:33:13 PM
Whatever happened to Paul E's lawsuits against HHH and WWE?

Or am I supposed to forget about them?
 
2012-08-19 10:33:23 PM
Well, this WAS a hot crowd.
 
2012-08-19 10:33:53 PM
Way too much money to pass up, but if Brock changed the script and pinned HHH; that'd be great
 
2012-08-19 10:34:13 PM
Hey the Spanish table bit the dust!
 
2012-08-19 10:34:29 PM

LucklessWonder: TheManofPA: silgryphon: BTW fark + Japan = Grudenza

Is Japan never coming back to the continental states?

Needs one commish to reinstate someone, I think.


Need an enigma machine to crack that code.
 
2012-08-19 10:34:30 PM
Flying punch off the inverted announce table. That may be a first
 
2012-08-19 10:34:42 PM
There's an outside chance the Spanish announce table might survive this PPV. Yikes.
 
2012-08-19 10:34:44 PM
"He's not a Superstar, he's a BUTTKICKER" = sadly PG
 
2012-08-19 10:34:48 PM
Kevin Nash hobbles out of the crowd, tears 15 quads, and interferes.

It worked so well last year!
 
2012-08-19 10:35:03 PM

falcon176: wtf no jobber squashing? or is Ryback vs Jobbers the real main event?


Might be fun for some...

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2012-08-19 10:35:04 PM
why the hell did Lesnar just do a small package
 
2012-08-19 10:35:25 PM
BORING
 
2012-08-19 10:35:46 PM
From Natalia on Twitter

.@CMPunk nice pink and black tights! Paying homage to @BretHart !! Great match... The pink and black brought you luck!


We know who CM Punk will be hanging with tonight
 
2012-08-19 10:35:49 PM
It's that quiet kind of heat, BROTHER
 
2012-08-19 10:35:51 PM

falcon176: why the hell did Lesnar just do a small package


Steriods
 
2012-08-19 10:36:09 PM

Moodybastard: eagles95: BLOOD!! STOP THE MATCH!!!

Na, blood is PG


Unless it's on Cena. Then they go B&W so the kiddies don't freak.

/except when Brick popped him a couple months back
//forehead blood? B&W
 
2012-08-19 10:36:54 PM

eagles95: From Natalia on Twitter

.@CMPunk nice pink and black tights! Paying homage to @BretHart !! Great match... The pink and black brought you luck!


We know who CM Punk will be hanging with banging tonight


There. That's more accurate.
 
2012-08-19 10:37:08 PM

robsul82: Well, this WAS a hot crowd.


This sucks, right?
 
2012-08-19 10:37:29 PM
Might not have been the best move to take for someone with diverticulitis.
 
2012-08-19 10:37:39 PM
LMAO
 
2012-08-19 10:38:06 PM
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
 
2012-08-19 10:38:09 PM
looks like that diverticulitis is acting up
 
2012-08-19 10:38:28 PM
"Oh lord!"

"Did I not call Diverticulitis Monsoon?"

"You are a wizard Brain!"
 
2012-08-19 10:38:54 PM
I think Bork has a tummy ache
 
2012-08-19 10:39:03 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: eagles95: From Natalia on Twitter

.@CMPunk nice pink and black tights! Paying homage to @BretHart !! Great match... The pink and black brought you luck!


We know who CM Punk will be hanging with banging tonight

There. That's more accurate.


Cena gets that fat chick with the sign, Punk gets Natty and the chick from Paramore

BEST IN THE WORLD!
 
2012-08-19 10:39:07 PM
Great Submission battle! Arm, Gut, Arm, Gut, Kima, Bear hug
 
2012-08-19 10:39:09 PM
Triple H hits him too hard in the stomach, Lesnar snaps HHH in two.
 
2012-08-19 10:39:12 PM

robsul82: Might not have been the best move to take for someone with diverticulitis.


yeah, this. kayfabe or not, running into the corner of the table like that cannot have been the best idea.
 
2012-08-19 10:39:15 PM

ShiningWizard: I love how only heels can smartly employ strategery to a specific injury or to set up their finisher. Maybe a face has done this at some point but I cannot remember any instance of it.


robsul82: Might not have been the best move to take for someone with diverticulitis.


I stand corrected
 
2012-08-19 10:39:18 PM
This is hot garbage. The only thing that can save this is to have Sandow come out and beat the shiat out of both of them. Then Ziggler comes out and cashes his Money in the Bank breifcase against HHH and becomes the new COO and win Steph's hand in marriage.
 
2012-08-19 10:39:18 PM
sledgehammer at 9:51 book it
 
2012-08-19 10:39:29 PM
"This is why Triple H is called the Cerebral Assassin."

Yes, Cole, he's SO smart he reads about something that nearly killed a guy and then attacks it, lol.
 
2012-08-19 10:39:49 PM
The only way these lumbering dinosaurs could create any crowd heat would be to bury their tired asses for 65 million years and then light the fossil fuel.
 
2012-08-19 10:39:54 PM

Vince Russo: This is hot garbage. The only thing that can save this is to have Sandow come out and beat the shiat out of both of them. Then Ziggler comes out and cashes his Money in the Bank breifcase against HHH and becomes the new COO and win Steph's hand in marriage.


I can live with that
 
2012-08-19 10:40:26 PM
Brock with an early kickout at 2, lol. That wasn't 2.99 at all.
 
2012-08-19 10:40:28 PM
sssnnnnnnnnnooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrre
 
2012-08-19 10:41:10 PM
This is an abomination
 
2012-08-19 10:41:14 PM
jesus christ....bork is going to lose again..whats the point of bringing him back to job out
 
2012-08-19 10:41:17 PM
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2012-08-19 10:41:18 PM
Bork Laser

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2012-08-19 10:41:32 PM
This is not the best match to watch while sleep deprived. . .
 
2012-08-19 10:41:38 PM
If this crowd would chant BORING during this, Gagne's big moment, they'd rocket up the charts.

F5 = 1 kickout

Pedigree = 1 kickout
 
2012-08-19 10:42:00 PM
OF COURSE Tripple H is gonna kick out of Brock's finisher. Its not like it looks very powerful anyways.

/Sarcasm
 
2012-08-19 10:42:25 PM
Did Brock go to the Kurt Angle School of Applying Finishers?
 
2012-08-19 10:42:40 PM
I'm still going to give Summerslam an average. HHH's ego ruined an above average show.

This is the crap that worries me about HHH-Steph in charge. As much as we hate Vince, HHH may put the belt on himself for an extended reign when he's 50