Oh, look, Subby still doesn't know how to use the caps lock key.

/shiatty headlines make it easier not to watch shiatty WWE programming.

Going to a ball game today, so won't be here to tune-in on the web. If WWE has any intent on keeping Bork, then he has to beat HHH. If not, then they can't be serious about a heel push for him.

Either way, I hope HHH pedigrees Heyman, just for being a douche.

For those of us pining for more exciting WWE content, I submit the first encounter of Rock and Hogan.

WILL I remember this is on? HAS the river moved again? CAN the kids be ASLEEP BY EIGHT?

/FIND out TONIGHT
//meh

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, look, Subby still doesn't know how to use the caps lock key.

Only thing wrong with the headline is the hyphen between Triple and H. Laaaaaaame, lol.

Maybe it's "Negative H". The long lost arch rival of "Positive K"



/I ain't tryin' to hear that see ?

TRIPLE H: "TONIGHT BROCK, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS IN A REAL FIGHT, BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE DIAMOND IN THIS BUSINESS, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM."
LESNAR: "IS THAT SO?"
TRIPLE H: "YOU BETTER STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE AND MAKING ME BLEED MY BLOOD, BEFORE I MAKE THIS REAL."
LESNAR: "OH, REALLY?"
TRIPLE H: "GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF MY THROAT BEFORE I SETTLE THIS LIKE THOSE CAGE FIGHTING GUYS DO."

One Bad Apple: Maybe it's "Negative H". The long lost arch rival of "Positive K"

/I ain't tryin' to hear that see ?

THERE IS NO WAY NEGATIVE H LOVES THIS BUSINESS ANY MORE THAN I DO-AH

AND THIS UFC SUMMERSLAM MAIN EVENT, IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY CONDOM CITY, WHERE CONDOMS AND CITY FOLK COLLIDE

AND WE CAN SEE HERE THAT BROCK LESNAR HAS THE SIZE ADVANTAGE, THE REACH ADVANTAGE, AND THE EXPERIENCE ADVANTAGE, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE DIAMOND IN THIS BUSINESS, AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM, JOE

Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment? A man has to know his limitations.

2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"

FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"

Lesnar's a former NCAA National Champion wrestler and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion. He may be 'roided up, but he DOES know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

As for the OTHER big guys... yeah, they suck. >_>

Captain Steroid: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: FirstNationalBastard: 2wolves: Mr. Lesnar has gone back to entertainment?

No, he's gone back to WWE. There's nothing entertaining about the shiat WWE is airing.

Careful, some folks around here take their steroid soap opera very seriously.

Ah, but my comments don't just stem from a general loathing of professional wrestling, they come from actually watching the show and realizing that WWE is, indeed, shoveling load after load of crap onto the airwaves just because a senile millionaire who should be a billionaire says "FARK THE PEOPLE STUPID ENOUGH TO KEEP WATCHING HOPING THAT PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WRESTLE WILL BE SHOWCASED, I WANT TO SEE ROIDED UP FREAKS WHO DON'T KNOW A WRISTLOCK FROM A WRISTWATCH OUT THERE ON TOP OF THE CARD SO I CAN WATCH THEIR OILED UP, GLISTENING, CHEMICALLY ENHANCED BODIES AND MASTURBATE INTO A GLASS OF ICOPRO TO MAKE A SMOOTHIE, SO THAT'S WHAT THE MARKS WILL GET!"

Lesnar's a former NCAA National Champion wrestler and a former UFC Heavyweight Champion. He may be 'roided up, but he DOES know a wrist lock from a wristwatch.

As for the OTHER big guys... yeah, they suck. >_>

Yes, but Lesnar's current run in WWE is a total failure, because of both Senile Promoter and Doofus son-in-law. It's in the same category of shiatting on the people that watch, and very much in line with Vince masturbating into his glass of ICOPRO, except this particular load is because he's pissing off the smarks AND humiliating someone who he feels did him wrong, two other other favorite pastime of his that make no money or sense, but he does because he's VINCE FARKING MCMAHON.

ICOPRO jokes = always, always MANY BUYS, lol.

downpaymentblues: As an MMA viewer, but not a pro-wrestling viewer, is Lesnar doing regular pro-wrestling gimmick matches, or he is doing MMA style gimmick matches?

He's only had one match since April. He lost because he faced John Cena, who is like Superman and can take a 20 minute beating, then vanquish his foe with one punch (yes, that's how the match ended).

Oh, and Lesnar had a nice speech about his feelings.

downpaymentblues: As an MMA viewer, but not a pro-wrestling viewer, is Lesnar doing regular pro-wrestling gimmick matches, or he is doing MMA style gimmick matches?

I'm curious about that too but I'm just guessing that it would be absolutely weapons grade cringe worthy in the execution. Almost none of the other guys Lesnar would have fake MMA matches against have any real fight training. The only person they would learn from is Lesnar himself and he wasn't all that well rounded to begin with.

downpaymentblues:

I was thinking about the "demo" matches like Fedor against Aoki, and how bad that would look if they tried to pretend it was "real" in pro-wrestling.

Kenny Shamrock did one way back in the daybut IIRC his opponent was Vernon White (a Lions Den student) and not some WWF jobber who only knows the fake stuff. It looked mostly bad too

downpaymentblues: FirstNationalBastard: He's only had one match since April. He lost because he faced John Cena, who is like Superman and can take a 20 minute beating, then vanquish his foe with one punch (yes, that's how the match ended).

To be fair, it only took one kick from Overeem to put Lesnar down, lol. No 20 minute beating, unless you count the pre-fight hype...

That loss has been vacated to a "No Contest" due to Overroids getting caught after.

Observer says I only have one more week to use the title card from "Dawson's Creek" when Claire Lynch appears on TV. Awwww.

If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.

cman: If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.

You still buy your PPVs? :P

Hello. The name of me is Damian Sandmeow.

You are welcome.

Captain Steroid: cman: If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.

You still buy your PPVs? :P

There is not the other way to watch these and everyone in the thread of these pays for these if they are watching them. Unless you are from the country where this does not have to be the case it is probably the good idea to not state otherwise law-abiding citizen.

You are welcome.

Captain Steroid: cman: If I get as many angles that I see on Monday Night Raw then I am never gonna buy a WWE PPV again.

You still buy your PPVs? :P

Yes, because I like having those who entertain me to be given a paycheck

@CMPunk
My gear tonight is all about #respect
1 minute ago

Hmmm...

The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam

robsul82: The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam

And like the such as?

/old
//still don't get it

It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches?
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be?
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes?
2 points: What is the main event?
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions)
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match)
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts)
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show
2 point bonus: How does it happen?


Good luck all

ThatGuyGreg: And like the such as?

/old
//still don't get it

Only one wrestler insisted on calling it The Summerslam for some reason, lol, and I loved it even back then. "I'll make Owen cry like the baby he is at The Summerslam..."

/the pink and black attack is back
//this time with a beard and tattoos

1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 6
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 3
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 2
2 points: What is the main event? John Cena winning the belt
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Just be a star
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Kane, because fark you with making sense, we are burying him
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) The way the main event ends
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River Irish
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) Prime Time Players
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Ziggles
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) He attempts to cash but never gets the match started
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere It is ALWAYS about the Game
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show The Troops
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Punk does cheat and becomes a Christian-style heel, Cena still kicks out, recovers and wins completely clean

robsul82: The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam

Topless photo chick from paramore: Aretha Franklin t-shirt and panties? (Wish I could be there with the man tonight.)?

Punk: Just the panties

/she'll sleep with him

TheManofPA: robsul82: The clue will give it away if you're older than WWE's target audience.

@CMPunk
The Summerslam

Topless photo chick from paramore: Aretha Franklin t-shirt and panties? (Wish I could be there with the man tonight.)?

Punk: Just the panties

/she'll sleep with him

Nice to know Punk still has some uncrossed names on the list, lol.

robsul82: @CMPunk
My gear tonight is all about #respect
1 minute ago

Hmmm...

Respect?

From Corporate Mark Punk, who will tell fans they're homos and to go kill themselves, then go to bat for Vince when he releases someone for just making a Kobe rape joke?

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Brain, here we are in Los Angeles!"

"That's right Monsoon, it's SLUMBERSCAM!"

"Summerslam, Brain."

"Where HHH will defeat Brock Lesnar, then insert him in the WWE Title match, and win that as well, then will go Godzilla on downtown Los Angeles!"

"I'll alert the National Guard!"

Bring your A-game

1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 3
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 1
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 12
2 points: What is the main event? Punk, Cena, Show
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Be a Star, only
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Daniel Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) Damian Sandow only wrestling in one match
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River Irish
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) no winner
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Jericho
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) yes; no; NA
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere Lesnar
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show CM Punk
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Clean-ish (no run-ins); punk pins Cena

Oh, man... Methinks the Little Caesar's I had for dinner was under-cooked. XP

Enjoy the show, FARKers. I'm out.

TheManofPA: It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner Miz
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 3, if by "involved" you mean a Divas match and AJ getting involved in stuff in her role as GM
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 1
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 2
2 points: What is the main event? WWE Championship/John Cena World Championship of the World Unification Match
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None "Be a Star" only
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Kane after AJ skips out to restart the match for some reason
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) The above, probably
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River McCena
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) Prime Time Players, new champs
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Ziggles!
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) No, no, no
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere The man who knows that IN THIS BUSINESS you must pay homage to The Game with a job
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show Head says Punk, but I'm gonna go for glory [and the Punk-Rock WM for the title markgasm] and say Cena
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Cena pins Show, ending Punk's reign without his being involved in the decision, which he can campaign against afterwards