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(WWE)   CAN Triple-H survive the onslaught of Brock Lesnar? WILL CM Punk retain the WWE Title against both John Cena AND The Big Show? IS AJ going to drop trou in the middle of the ring? THIS is YOUR WWE SummerSlam 2012 Thread (8pm EST on PPV)   (wwe.com) divider line 904
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2012-08-19 07:35:15 PM  
FYI, Cards and Buccos are in the bottom of the 17th. Cards have 1st and 2nd and just tied it up with 2 outs.
 
2012-08-19 07:35:30 PM  
You know what is funny?

Besides the CM Punk/Cena feud, WWE put on the shiattiest wrestling of all time, a record that they broke again this year. Yeesh, I would take the crap they gave us a year ago over this bullshiat
 
2012-08-19 07:36:28 PM  
HHH vs Lesnar? End of an era.
 
2012-08-19 07:37:33 PM  
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner - Miz
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? - Two: Layla and whoever she squashes
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? - Three?
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? - Two
2 points: What is the main event? - Gagne vs. Bork
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None - Be A Star only
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan - DBD
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) - Cena wins the title
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River - Del Rio
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) - Kofi & Troof
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler - Jericho
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) - Yes! Yes! Yes!
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere - Me, Me Everywhere
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show - Cena
2 point bonus: How does it happen? - Montreal Screwjob/Fingerpoke of Doom Cross - Cena puts Show in STF. Vince calls for bell. We find out after that they're all in on it together.
 
2012-08-19 07:41:40 PM  

tbaughm: Montreal Screwjob/Fingerpoke of Doom Cross - Cena puts Show in STF. Vince calls for bell. We find out after that they're all in on it together.


NO CHANCE IN HELL this happens, but an absolutely brilliant call back would be if Vince comes out, Punk screws up and gets in the STF and Cena allows Vince to call for the bell rather than stop him this time.

More likely though, Cena wins clean and celebrates with the fans/troops to end, Punk becomes Christian and demands that he's 2-1 vs. him/triple threat messed him up and Cena-Punk is the main event at NOC (which Cena wins)

LA is the Marky Mark of the west coast
 
2012-08-19 07:41:58 PM  
I am not very hyped about this PPV

Three hours tonight, three tomorrow.
That's alot of wrestling to watch
 
2012-08-19 07:43:01 PM  

silgryphon: I am not very hyped about this PPV

Three hours tonight, three tomorrow.
That's alot of wrestling crappy sports entertainment to watch


remember, Vince says you can't use the "W-Word".
 
2012-08-19 07:43:59 PM  

TheManofPA: NO CHANCE IN HELL this happens, but an absolutely brilliant call back would be if Vince comes out, Punk screws up and gets in the STF and Cena allows Vince to call for the bell rather than stop him this time.


That was my idea LAST year, lol, that if they wanted Punk to come back immediately under the "strike while the iron's hot" theory instead of the superawesome Punk travels the world holding the belt hostage, that that's what they should do in getting behind Punk as #1.

/yeah, that didn't happen
 
2012-08-19 07:45:09 PM  
Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.
 
2012-08-19 07:45:37 PM  

TheManofPA: 1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? Counting AJ? 3
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 2
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? 1
2 points: What is the main event? All about the Lazer
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) SuperCena activates, wins clean
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) AirTroof
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts)
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show
2 point bonus: How does it happen?

Cena over Show 

If you think it'll happen, it's gonna happen.
 
2012-08-19 07:46:06 PM  

robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.


Has Antonio even been on TV yet?
 
2012-08-19 07:46:20 PM  

robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.


So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.
 
2012-08-19 07:46:48 PM  
Cesaro got a pretty decent pop when he pinned Santino, by the by. Hopefully LA's not so marky tonight.

Hunter talking to Scott Armstrong...?
 
2012-08-19 07:47:39 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: NO CHANCE IN HELL this happens, but an absolutely brilliant call back would be if Vince comes out, Punk screws up and gets in the STF and Cena allows Vince to call for the bell rather than stop him this time.

That was my idea LAST year, lol, that if they wanted Punk to come back immediately under the "strike while the iron's hot" theory instead of the superawesome Punk travels the world holding the belt hostage, that that's what they should do in getting behind Punk as #1.

/yeah, that didn't happen


All because Kevin Nash sent a text message to himself....oh the dreams we may have had.

Oh well, at worst Doctor Who starts up to end the month, hopefully there will be a thread.
 
2012-08-19 07:47:41 PM  

silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?


Does Smackdown count anymore?
 
2012-08-19 07:47:50 PM  

silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?


Yeah, but other than stealing Aksana from Teddy, they haven't really done much with him.
 
2012-08-19 07:48:12 PM  

silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?


I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.


Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.
 
2012-08-19 07:49:14 PM  

robsul82: silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?

I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.

Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.


Michaels with the Bob Orton cast shot to end it?
 
2012-08-19 07:49:18 PM  
who watches summer slam at 1 in the morning?
 
2012-08-19 07:49:31 PM  
Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...
 
2012-08-19 07:49:38 PM  
So exactly when can we expect the reintroduction of the European Championship belt as a replacement for the US Title? Tonight, or tomorrow?
 
2012-08-19 07:49:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.


Santino just falls with Ryder in the "got themselves over" camp. Remember how this thread was even split at Elimination Chamber in that "We love you DB and would like you to be at WM.....but damn this Santino thing is amazing tonight"
 
2012-08-19 07:50:09 PM  

robsul82: silgryphon: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

Has Antonio even been on TV yet?

I'm not sure, lol.

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: Santino loses the US title, Antonio Cesaro wins.

So, guy who people like, but was never actually shown doing anything with the belt loses to "Who the fark is that?"

Yeah, that's WWE for you.

Hopefully this means he's getting on TV now.

Hunter informs Scott that it's no DQ, no countdown with Bork Laser tonight.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-19 07:51:57 PM  

robsul82: Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...


First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop
 
2012-08-19 07:53:04 PM  
Ah, Brock Lesnar, a man whose been handed titles without having to put out any effort in TWO entertainment industries posing as sporting events.
 
2012-08-19 07:53:11 PM  
TWITTER TOUT TWITTER TOUT TOUT TOUT
 
2012-08-19 07:53:54 PM  
Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)
 
2012-08-19 07:54:16 PM  

puffy999: Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)


I see what you did there.
 
2012-08-19 07:54:20 PM  

TheManofPA: First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop


Yeah, that was a PERFECT crowd to have Edge cash in on Cena for. They were great.

Jericho-Ziggler starts us off tonight, according to Jericho's Twitter. Certainly would provide Ziggles time to rest...
 
2012-08-19 07:54:40 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...

First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop


Botch on my part. I thought you were asking if it ever happened. Boy, I feel like ESPN after a wiretapping story in that I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU ROBSUL, HA, TAKE IT

/Craig James for congress
///best i can do tonight
 
2012-08-19 07:55:19 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop

Yeah, that was a PERFECT crowd to have Edge cash in on Cena for. They were great.

Jericho-Ziggler starts us off tonight, according to Jericho's Twitter. Certainly would provide Ziggles time to rest...


The downside of course is that if Ziggles sells across two matches, Cena definitely won't have to sell anything.
 
2012-08-19 07:55:26 PM  

TheManofPA: TheManofPA: robsul82: Hmm. They do like having the MITB winner lose on PPV and then cash in later that evening, and they HAVE been pressing pretty hard on the "Jericho's never won on PPV since he came back again" button...

First one. Edge lost the IC belt to Flair in the opener...hung around to help Lita, and then cashed it in.

Now that was a hot crowd. There were pissed because it was the 90th SuperCena win in a row where he beat two guys at once at the end of an elimination chamber. Edge comes out and gets a huge face pop

Botch on my part. I thought you were asking if it ever happened. Boy, I feel like ESPN after a wiretapping story in that I'M NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU ROBSUL, HA, TAKE IT

/Craig James for congress
///best i can do tonight


+eleventy
 
2012-08-19 07:56:20 PM  

TheManofPA: The downside of course is that if Ziggles sells across two matches, Cena definitely won't have to sell anything.


Yeah, true. Balance must be restored to the WWE UniverseTM by all costs!
 
2012-08-19 07:56:24 PM  
It's your 1004th Raw is around the corner Summerslam Guessing Game. The usual zero prize is available as nothing but pride on the line.
1 point: The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio Winner Rey Rey
1 point: How many divas will be involved in actual matches? 3 including AJ
1 point: How many total unannounced matches will there be? 2
2 points: How many times will the Miz fall awkwardly into the ropes? once
2 points: What is the main event? WWE title triple threat match
2 points: Will there be a "Be a Star Promo", "Stand up for WWE" promo, Both, or None Be A Star
3 points: Kane vs. Daniel Bryan Kane, because fark us, that's why
3 points: What will be the low-light of the night as either total match or specific moment (as judged by our overall reactions) The end of the triple threat match
3 points: Irish vs. Of the River TOO MANY LIMES
4 points: Random tag team match winners (or say no winner if you think no match) PTP winning the titles (I think this is the question)
4 points: Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler Jericho
4 points, multi parts: Does Dolph attempt to cash (1pt-yes, 4 pts-no)? If yes, does the match start (1 pt yes, 3 pts no) If yes to both, does Dolph win the belt (2 pts) yes, match doesn't start
5 points: Bork Laser vs. ME, Me Everywhere Mister Aitches
5 points: CM Punk vs. John Cena vs. Big Show Cena
2 point bonus: How does it happen? Cena pins Big Show while Punk is distracted by AJ or some garbage like that
 
2012-08-19 07:57:04 PM  
Brock has to win tonight he has not won a single match and he's supposed to be an unstoppable force
 
2012-08-19 07:57:49 PM  
I do like the touch that Heyman didn't want Bork to break Shawn's arm and can't control him either.
 
2012-08-19 07:58:42 PM  

falcon176: Brock has to win tonight he has not won a single match and he's supposed to be an unstoppable force


Brock gets paid millions to lose
 
2012-08-19 07:59:48 PM  
25th anniversary is not the same thing as 25th annual
 
2012-08-19 08:00:08 PM  

puffy999: Hell, hand Brock Lesnar a BCS Championship trophy and he'll have ALL of the fake championships in sports-like entertainment. ;)


Funnied. I'm sleep deprived, and I went and saw Expendables 2 this afternoon, I have really low standards tonight.
 
2012-08-19 08:00:19 PM  
"What is that ridiculous thing around your waist again Brain?"

"Monsoon, still invoking the Hacksaw Rule, this is the fWc REAL Gredunza Championship!, Long may I reign!"
 
2012-08-19 08:00:54 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 08:00:58 PM  
Lets get the entertainment started
 
2012-08-19 08:01:04 PM  
FYI, Pirates-Cards is going into it's 3rd game of the night. Only 3 players left in the bullpen or the bench
 
2012-08-19 08:01:49 PM  
wow, Bulldog over Bret at Wembley was 20 years ago, I feel old.
 
2012-08-19 08:02:00 PM  
"HEY! I'm on the WWE Start Splash screen!"

"Bully for you Monsoon! Cherish that while I polish my belt"

"Amazing what they put in Cracker Jack boxes now-a-days."
 
2012-08-19 08:02:54 PM  
BAH GAWD A RECAP TO START THE SHOW
 
2012-08-19 08:02:59 PM  
DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT MY CHILDREN BECAUSE I WILL SPEAK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN AND I DON'T LIKE THESE FEELINGS I'M FEELING FROM YOU
 
2012-08-19 08:03:04 PM  
See, while I can't stand either Jericho or Laser, but I at least have respect for Jericho because he's a talented SOB.
 
2012-08-19 08:03:07 PM  
Oh, I'm running one of the fark fantasy football leagues again with a draft next Sunday. Since there hasn't been a thread yet I figured if any of you want in, just say so or post an email. There's 11 of the 20 left from last year. It's got the more pass heavy rules so check all the stats/waiver details. If you were in last year, make sure you accept the invite or the spot may fill.
 
2012-08-19 08:03:34 PM  
I suddenly feel very uncomfortable about my pick for "what will main event," lol.
 
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