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(Courier Mail)   Playboy playmate Colleen Shannon likes positivity, supportiveness, and smuggling boyfriends across the Canadian border. Her dislikes include negativity, bad kissers, and being charged with bringing in and harboring aliens   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 47
    More: Interesting, Colleen Shannon, Playboy, United States, Playboy Playmate, Canadians, Canadian border  
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2012-08-19 09:52:34 AM  
What's her stance on mean people, guys who are conceited, and honesty?
 
2012-08-19 09:52:53 AM  
www.brightestyoungthings.com
 
2012-08-19 09:54:18 AM  
If she wants to get out of this she should pray to the break of dawn

/Believing the strangest things, loving the alien
 
2012-08-19 09:57:41 AM  
She is going to be very popular when she's serving her 10 year stint.

If you have that copy, you might want to hold onto it until the bull dykes in her cell block realize who she is. Then sell it on Amazon.
 
2012-08-19 10:04:11 AM  
DJed with her at a Superbowl gig a while back. She was a very sweet girl. Sad to see her making news this way.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:14 AM  
First of all, let's get this out of the way (NSFW)

And I highly doubt she is going to do ten years for this. The only real source for this info is TMZ, and they don't know the identity of the guy she brought over. If he was a serial killer or known terrorist or something, I can see her getting jail time. But I really don't think they put people away for bringing one regular Canadian over the border.
 
2012-08-19 10:15:39 AM  
Obviously an terraist threat.

Moe details here.

Snurp::
The Alaskan native is turned on by positivity and supportiveness and turned off by negativity and a bad kiss. More relevant is her philosophy of life.
"Everyone is put here to do something," Shannon said. "Your subconscious tells you the things that you love to do, but a lot of people put those things aside. I think if you stick to things you love, nine times out of 10, circumstances are going to go your way and you will live a happy life."


/Lived in Plattsburgh for a decade.
//This will give some ICE drone a nice career bump.
 
2012-08-19 10:16:10 AM  

Tor_Eckman: First of all, let's get this out of the way (NSFW)

And I highly doubt she is going to do ten years for this. The only real source for this info is TMZ, and they don't know the identity of the guy she brought over. If he was a serial killer or known terrorist or something, I can see her getting jail time. But I really don't think they put people away for bringing one regular Canadian over the border.


Depends.

I would guess that a fake passport, a guy stuffed in the trunk or lying about a guy with a criminal record for drug or sex crimes is going to earn some real punishment.

/ianal
 
2012-08-19 10:17:28 AM  
I'd cross her border, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-08-19 10:21:59 AM  

Tor_Eckman: First of all, let's get this out of the way (NSFW)

And I highly doubt she is going to do ten years for this. The only real source for this info is TMZ, and they don't know the identity of the guy she brought over. If he was a serial killer or known terrorist or something, I can see her getting jail time. But I really don't think they put people away for bringing one regular Canadian over the border.


What if it was Bryan Adams?
 
2012-08-19 10:22:42 AM  
To be honest... neither the mugshot nor the old pub shot do anything for me.
 
2012-08-19 10:23:32 AM  
Call for Amanda Hugenkiss. I want Amanda Hugenkiss.

i1105.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-19 10:25:04 AM  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I would guess that a fake passport, a guy stuffed in the trunk or lying about a guy with a criminal record for drug or sex crimes is going to earn some real punishment.


"Human trafficking" has some real political juice behind it nowadays.
The empire takes this kind of thing very seriously.
I'd hate to be in her pants, er position. Er.
 
2012-08-19 10:38:44 AM  
She looks way better in the pic without all that makeup.
 
2012-08-19 10:45:32 AM  
Slackers 

a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-08-19 10:46:08 AM  

Tor_Eckman: First of all, let's get this out of the way (NSFW)


Now available in a size that can be seen:
cdn.synthtopia.com

NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! 

would happily cross her border...
 
2012-08-19 10:53:00 AM  

michaelgvh: Slackers 

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Holy airbrushed face Batman!
 
2012-08-19 10:53:57 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Tor_Eckman: First of all, let's get this out of the way (NSFW)

And I highly doubt she is going to do ten years for this. The only real source for this info is TMZ, and they don't know the identity of the guy she brought over. If he was a serial killer or known terrorist or something, I can see her getting jail time. But I really don't think they put people away for bringing one regular Canadian over the border.

What if it was Bryan Adams?


Lock her up and throw away the keys!
 
2012-08-19 10:56:52 AM  
Never trust a person with two first names.
 
2012-08-19 10:59:09 AM  
She should have stuck with smuggling the salami.
 
2012-08-19 11:07:18 AM  
Her mug shot, when she's without the lighting, photo-shopping, or metric ton of makeup, is quite.....blah.
 
2012-08-19 11:19:24 AM  
Pussy Riot, American style.
 
2012-08-19 12:07:58 PM  

TheLopper: Her mug shot, when she's without the lighting, photo-shopping, or metric ton of makeup, is quite.....blah.


This just in: Real women look like real women, manufactured celebrity images look manufactured. Film at 11:00
 
2012-08-19 12:10:01 PM  

Tor_Eckman: First of all, let's get this out of the way (NSFW)

And I highly doubt she is going to do ten years for this. The only real source for this info is TMZ, and they don't know the identity of the guy she brought over. If he was a serial killer or known terrorist or something, I can see her getting jail time. But I really don't think they put people away for bringing one regular Canadian over the border.


She should simply claim he is Mexican. There would be no problem.
 
TWX
2012-08-19 12:18:05 PM  
Because it's shocking that women who are only known for taking off their clothes to have pictures taken of them end up making terrible decisions...

/was acquainted with one gal who was in a Playboy college-themed issue
//her teaching career didn't last very long once her boss and the rest of the staff at the school found out
 
2012-08-19 12:54:33 PM  

TheLopper: Her mug shot, when she's without the lighting, photo-shopping, or metric ton of makeup, is quite.....blah.


I was wondering if anyone else noticed the difference in the two photos? Glamour girl and zit face. Fark!
 
2012-08-19 01:03:20 PM  

TWX: Because it's shocking that women who are only known for taking off their clothes to have pictures taken of them end up making terrible decisions...

/was acquainted with one gal who was in a Playboy college-themed issue
//her teaching career didn't last very long once her boss and the rest of the staff at the school found out


Why should that have mattered? Was she walking around the school naked as well?
 
2012-08-19 01:07:37 PM  
www.strangecosmos.com
 
2012-08-19 01:44:09 PM  
charged with bringing in and harboring aliens
She just did it for the anial probing.
 
2012-08-19 01:45:50 PM  

stuffy: charged with bringing in and harboring aliens
She just did it for the anial probing.


I think that's another girl and an entirely different story.
 
TWX
2012-08-19 02:32:49 PM  

desertfool: TWX: Because it's shocking that women who are only known for taking off their clothes to have pictures taken of them end up making terrible decisions...

/was acquainted with one gal who was in a Playboy college-themed issue
//her teaching career didn't last very long once her boss and the rest of the staff at the school found out

Why should that have mattered? Was she walking around the school naked as well?


No, but apparently it wasn't disclosed at hire, school districts usually have codes of conduct, and her part in the magazine involved public flashing. Coupled with an exotic name and a very extroverted personality and I wouldn't be surprised if her students at this high school found out, which would lead to further complications. I have a feeling that it was somewhat mutual though, as the kids at this school were very hard to deal with. My wife and I ran in to her at the mall one day and she was happily employed working in a PR firm for some engineering defense firm, and she seemed much happier than when teaching.
 
2012-08-19 02:51:05 PM  
They've released a picture of the boyfriend...

www.hobbystar.com
 
2012-08-19 03:27:26 PM  
I see a couple things I'd like to smuggle snuggle.
 
2012-08-19 03:28:35 PM  
What a moron. Never smuggle someone across the border to Canada. There are plenty of backwater places along the border where you can drop someone off, drive 50 miles to a border crossing, cross, and then go pick them up. You friend will only have to walk about 5-10 miles.
 
2012-08-19 03:35:55 PM  
WTF was athe problem with the boyfriend that he had to be smuggled into Canada?
 
2012-08-19 04:00:53 PM  

Mock26: There are plenty of backwater places along the border where you can drop someone off, drive 50 miles to a border crossing, cross, and then go pick them up. You friend will only have to walk about 5-10 miles.


You should try that.
Let us know how it goes.
 
2012-08-19 04:25:27 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Mock26: There are plenty of backwater places along the border where you can drop someone off, drive 50 miles to a border crossing, cross, and then go pick them up. You friend will only have to walk about 5-10 miles.

You should try that.
Let us know how it goes.


Did it three years ago, North of Minot, North Dakota.
 
2012-08-19 04:53:18 PM  
Definitely the most attractive coyote I've ever seen.....
 
2012-08-19 05:04:08 PM  

Mock26: HotIgneous Intruder: Mock26: There are plenty of backwater places along the border where you can drop someone off, drive 50 miles to a border crossing, cross, and then go pick them up. You friend will only have to walk about 5-10 miles.

You should try that.
Let us know how it goes.

Did it three years ago, North of Minot, North Dakota.


Oh good. Another fark felon/ITG.
Homeland Security will be along shortly to "interview" you about your illegal activities.
 
2012-08-19 05:30:41 PM  

Rednaxel: She looks way better in the pic without all that makeup.


You're not alone.
 
2012-08-19 06:13:19 PM  
Let's face it, folks. She is either innocent or guilty based solely on how hot she is.

/at least that's how I see it
 
2012-08-19 06:33:17 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Mock26: HotIgneous Intruder: Mock26: There are plenty of backwater places along the border where you can drop someone off, drive 50 miles to a border crossing, cross, and then go pick them up. You friend will only have to walk about 5-10 miles.

You should try that.
Let us know how it goes.

Did it three years ago, North of Minot, North Dakota.

Oh good. Another fark felon/ITG.
Homeland Security will be along shortly to "interview" you about your illegal activities.


ITG? Far from it. Just a scrawny nerd with excellent camping/survival/wilderness skills.
 
2012-08-19 06:46:23 PM  

TWX: desertfool: TWX: Because it's shocking that women who are only known for taking off their clothes to have pictures taken of them end up making terrible decisions...

/was acquainted with one gal who was in a Playboy college-themed issue
//her teaching career didn't last very long once her boss and the rest of the staff at the school found out

Why should that have mattered? Was she walking around the school naked as well?

No, but apparently it wasn't disclosed at hire, school districts usually have codes of conduct, and her part in the magazine involved public flashing. Coupled with an exotic name and a very extroverted personality and I wouldn't be surprised if her students at this high school found out, which would lead to further complications. I have a feeling that it was somewhat mutual though, as the kids at this school were very hard to deal with. My wife and I ran in to her at the mall one day and she was happily employed working in a PR firm for some engineering defense firm, and she seemed much happier than when teaching.


I've always assumed that the models use fake names (hence the two first names) when modeling in Playboy. I've heard stories (unsubstantiated) that a girl took a job at the megacorp I work for and was fired for being in Playboy. I always thought that was stupid. It was something she did in college to earn a few bucks. Big deal.

/Puritanical haters gotta hate.
 
2012-08-19 09:13:21 PM  
Gee, you mean she REALLY only looks as hot in the photos in playboy because of makeup, photoshopping? Oh tell me it isn't so! LOL
Looks like she's got the makings of some good meth scabs starting.


i.dailymail.co.uk

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-19 09:35:38 PM  
Looks like she's got the makings of some good meth scabs starting.

That's most likely just acne dude.
 
2012-08-20 12:06:37 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Mock26:
You should try that.
Let us know how it goes.
Did it three years ago, North of Minot, North Dakota.
Oh good. Another fark felon/ITG.
Homeland Security will be along shortly to "interview" you about your illegal activities.


I walked across the border at a border patrol station once, with a huge backpack on, and no one even spoke to me. I didn't even see anyone around.

This was before 9/11, though. I still couldn't believe it.
 
2012-08-20 07:07:29 PM  

p51d007: Gee, you mean she REALLY only looks as hot in the photos in playboy because of makeup, photoshopping? Oh tell me it isn't so! LOL
Looks like she's got the makings of some good meth scabs starting.


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Let me explain a couple of things to you, son. First of all, meth scabs don't "start." Tweakers get them all at one go, whenever they cross the psychotic break threshold and become convinced that there really are bugs underneath their skin; they literally can't stop scratching. Second, every single Playmate--yes, that includes Marilyn--has had their pictures heavily retouched, at no small expense before Photoshop came along. There was an ex-Playmate who lived in my hometown and almost nobody, including guys (like me) who had often jerked off over her centerfold, knew it because not only had she gotten married and changed her name but because you really wouldn't know that it was her, without the makeup and the lighting and the extensive retouching everywhere, and I do mean everywhere, even if you saw her naked in the flesh. (Well, maybe then, if you were really obsessive about your Playmates, although Hef usually gets them at their peak and they don't stay there for long.)

For someone who not only is eight years past her Playboy shoot, but also has probably either not had a chance to put on makeup or has had it scrubbed off by some jail matron, I'd say she looks pretty good. But continue to biatch about her sharp knees, if you must.
 
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