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(San Bernardino Sun)   Man claiming to be Jim Morrison's son is sentenced to 10 years for robbery. People are strange   (sbsun.com ) divider line
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2012-08-19 08:02:55 AM  
From the headline: "Man claiming to the Jim Morrison 's son"
Is every reporter hung over?
 
2012-08-19 08:09:58 AM  
I find this plausible. Most liars would claim that they were descended from musicians that DON'T suck.
 
2012-08-19 08:13:16 AM  
Why would he admit to being associated with the Doors?
 
2012-08-19 08:21:40 AM  
Like Frank Sinatra on acid mumbling nonsense over a background track of retarded children banging the same chord progression on a keyboard for seven minutes.
 
2012-08-19 08:22:54 AM  
Much better than getting robbed by a guy claiming to be Elvis' son...
 
2012-08-19 08:25:09 AM  
Did you confirm this with the weird naked Indian?

media.screened.com

/hopefully not obscure
 
2012-08-19 08:31:16 AM  
I can understand not caring for the Doors, but the hatred is a bit odd.
 
2012-08-19 08:34:26 AM  
They haven't had their triple half-caf latte for the morning yet and their still a bit grumpy. Around 3pm the stoners will wake up and defend The Doors, but for now it's the crotchety old morning people.
 
2012-08-19 08:35:01 AM  

drayno76: They haven't had their triple half-caf latte for the morning yet and their still a bit grumpy. Around 3pm the stoners will wake up and defend The Doors, but for now it's the crotchety old morning people.


They're they're they're ... fark I haven't had my coffee either.
 
2012-08-19 08:43:08 AM  
only when you're a stranger?
 
2012-08-19 08:45:33 AM  
People are strange
When you've been drinking
Show them your penis
Scares them away
When your strange
 
2012-08-19 08:45:34 AM  

ZombiesYall: From the headline: "Man claiming to the Jim Morrison 's son"
Is every reporter hung over?


Well, a headline like "man sentenced to 10 years for robbery" would certainly not raise the same attention. For example, it would never be greenlighted.
 
2012-08-19 08:53:51 AM  
Can he sing Reading Rainbow better than Jimmy Fallon?
 
2012-08-19 09:12:03 AM  
In a couple of years, we read about a prison break:

Son of Jim Morrison Breaks on Through (to the Other Side!)
 
2012-08-19 09:45:59 AM  
FTA: Officers had to conduct two maneuvers to spin the vehicle to a stop, prosecutors said. Morrison also tried to ram the vehicle into an officer.


He was trying to break on through to the other side.

I liked The Doors in high school, now they don't really register with me. However, Jim Morrison's "poetry" makes me cringe.
 
2012-08-19 09:46:59 AM  
The link took a while to load. I was waiting for the sun.
 
2012-08-19 09:48:24 AM  
People are strange, when they are offspring........
 
2012-08-19 10:02:29 AM  
It's entirely plausible. I'm sure Jim Morrison littered North America with bastards during his run. Anybody who's spent any length of time in Venice, CA knows at least one guy who claims the same thing.
 
2012-08-19 11:15:33 AM  
So his mother was L.A. Woman?
 
2012-08-19 11:27:57 AM  
I dunno...but there IS a resemblance.
 
2012-08-19 11:57:04 AM  
Looks like Jim for sure and is barely old enough...,Janis Joplin the mother? Jim did assault her according to the doors book
 
2012-08-19 12:27:02 PM  
Come back to the five and dime, Jimmy and bring a gun.
 
2012-08-19 01:43:49 PM  
"This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free". So you get 10 years don't you see?
 
2012-08-19 02:39:17 PM  
Weird scenes inside the Esso?

/Got nothing.
 
2012-08-19 04:02:46 PM  
"Jim Morrison ... you are ... the lizard king!!! and the daddy."
 
2012-08-19 11:30:08 PM  
Father, I want to kill you
Mother, I want to SCREAM YOU

Whatever. I like The Doors. Suck it, haters.
 
2012-08-20 12:18:17 AM  

saturn badger: Father, I want to kill you
Mother, I want to SCREAM YOU

Whatever. I like The Doors. Suck it, haters.


Another Doors fan goes in my Favorites. Yeah, I don't listen to them much these days but they got me through a lot of hard times. And made good times great.

//we gotta stick together
 
2012-08-20 04:51:05 AM  
When your a stranger. But he's not!!
 
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