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2012-08-19 08:51:22 AM  
Dude, the Loch Ness Monster is right next to you! You caught Nessie!

news.bbcimg.co.uk
 
2012-08-19 10:26:39 AM  
Win
 
2012-08-19 10:27:53 AM  
Learn how to spell
 
2012-08-19 10:28:30 AM  

Mugato: Dude, the Loch Ness Monster is right next to you! You caught Nessie!

[news.bbcimg.co.uk image 304x171]


Well that's certainly the preferred explanation, seeing as four of his limbs have been removed.
 
2012-08-19 10:29:46 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: [www.themecrossword.com image 850x680]


Warsaw was raw.
 
2012-08-19 10:30:33 AM  

reillan: FirstNationalBastard: [www.themecrossword.com image 850x680]

Warsaw was raw.


may a moody baby doom a yam?
 
2012-08-19 10:31:36 AM  
Old headline is good headline...

Link

/just sayin?
 
2012-08-19 10:33:18 AM  
Nice headline.

Golf Clap.jpg
 
2012-08-19 10:36:22 AM  
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
 
2012-08-19 10:37:58 AM  

radiobiz: Nice headline.

Golf Clap.jpg


YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD
 
2012-08-19 10:51:22 AM  
Hahaha, +1, Subs! I needed that this morning =)
 
2012-08-19 10:53:32 AM  
A Frenchman who lost all his limbs in an electrocution accident has completed a swim to link five continents.

Shocking.
 
2012-08-19 10:55:12 AM  
"A Frenchman who lost all his limbs in an electrocution accident has completed a swim to link five continents"

Well why not not like he had to worry about losing them in a shark attack...


Good for him
 
2012-08-19 10:59:31 AM  
A man.

A plan.

Bering.

Hey, that doesn't work.
 
2012-08-19 11:01:32 AM  
Duncan
 
2012-08-19 11:01:35 AM  
Sideshow.
 
2012-08-19 11:02:31 AM  
10 seconds Bob...

/obscure
 
2012-08-19 11:05:32 AM  

hershy799: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog


so many dynamos!
 
2012-08-19 11:06:04 AM  
A man is walking down the beach when he approaches a crying woman with no arms or legs. He says to her ``Why are you crying``.She replies ``I`ve never been hugged before``. so the man out of guilt picks up the woman and hugs her, he places her and begins to walk way when she beings crying again. The man now says ``Whats wrong now`` and the woman says `` Welll, I`ve never been kissed before`` the man sighs and and picks her up and hugs her. Immediately she starts to cry again when the man screams ``Whats wrong now!`` and the woman says ``I`ve never been farked before`` so the man picks her up throws her in the water and says ``Well, you`re farked now.``
 
2012-08-19 11:16:01 AM  
This thread is wrong, even by FARK'S standards.

/have fun in hell
//ugh god why?
 
2012-08-19 11:21:13 AM  
Pete.
 
2012-08-19 11:21:20 AM  

janzee: 10 seconds Bob...

/obscure


Nope. While not the same "skit," I was actually thinking about Sgt. Stedenko just the other day. Heard both off their "Greatest Hit" album.
 
2012-08-19 11:23:17 AM  
www.bobdobbs.org

"Bob"
 
2012-08-19 11:25:35 AM  

Diana Fyer: A Frenchman who lost all his limbs in an electrocution accident has completed a swim to link five continents.

Shocking.


If he had been electrocuted, he would be dead.
 
2012-08-19 11:26:35 AM  
Good for him.

/A friend of mine lost both legs, his genitalia, and the skin and muscle tissue on his lower back, from stepping on a cover of a high voltage access vault that became energized.
//He's a drummer that was half crazy before the accident; even more so, now.
 
2012-08-19 11:34:23 AM  
You'll have to help me out here. How are the subject matter, the name Bob and palindromes all connected together? What's the joke?
 
2012-08-19 11:36:20 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: You'll have to help me out here. How are the subject matter, the name Bob and palindromes all connected together? What's the joke?


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

/no, wait...
 
2012-08-19 11:37:12 AM  
Wl also say Good For Him.
 
2012-08-19 11:37:52 AM  
Sidewho Bob??
 
2012-08-19 11:40:48 AM  
he goes by "Rustle" in the fall.
 
2012-08-19 11:48:19 AM  
Clever Dick?
 
2012-08-19 11:55:56 AM  
ATTA BUOY!
 
2012-08-19 11:57:41 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: You'll have to help me out here. How are the subject matter, the name Bob and palindromes all connected together? What's the joke?


This
 
2012-08-19 11:58:06 AM  

abfalter: [www.bobdobbs.org image 478x710]

"Bob"


Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-19 11:58:14 AM  
Q: What do you call a paraplegic in a hot-tub?
A: Stu

Get it? Stu...stew? Ha ha...heh...hoo boy...
 
2012-08-19 11:59:00 AM  

animalmagnet: Diana Fyer: A Frenchman who lost all his limbs in an electrocution accident has completed a swim to link five continents.

Shocking.

If he had been electrocuted, he would be dead.


Well, yeah. He's now a witch zombie like Jesus, who also doesn't sink in water.
 
2012-08-19 12:01:33 PM  

She comes in colors everywhere: B.L.Z. Bub: You'll have to help me out here. How are the subject matter, the name Bob and palindromes all connected together? What's the joke?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

/no, wait...


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who hangs on a wall?

Art.
 
2012-08-19 12:03:29 PM  

Mugato: Dude, the Loch Ness Monster is right next to you! You caught Nessie!


That was my first thought.
 
2012-08-19 12:03:45 PM  
I can't get over the fact that the word "swum" is listed in the dictionary.
 
2012-08-19 12:06:13 PM  

brigid_fitch: She comes in colors everywhere: B.L.Z. Bub: You'll have to help me out here. How are the subject matter, the name Bob and palindromes all connected together? What's the joke?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

/no, wait...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who hangs on a wall?

Art.


What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over your window?

Curt & Rod.
 
2012-08-19 12:15:02 PM  

Nick Nostril: I can't get over the fact that the word "swum" is listed in the dictionary.


I swim, I swam, I have swum. Basic conjugation. Where's the surprise?
 
2012-08-19 12:24:07 PM  

Rozinante: radiobiz: Nice headline.

Golf Clap.jpg

YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD


I know, let's get a round of applause for this guy. Wait, shiat, sorry.
 
2012-08-19 12:26:02 PM  
His inspiration was his girlfriend Peg.
 
2012-08-19 12:36:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: brigid_fitch: She comes in colors everywhere: B.L.Z. Bub: You'll have to help me out here. How are the subject matter, the name Bob and palindromes all connected together? What's the joke?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

/no, wait...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who hangs on a wall?

Art.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over your window?

Curt & Rod.


What do you call a woman with no arms, no legs and a glass eye on the beach?

Sandy Duncan.
 
2012-08-19 12:43:49 PM  

brigid_fitch: Nick Nostril: I can't get over the fact that the word "swum" is listed in the dictionary.

I swim, I swam, I have swum. Basic conjugation. Where's the surprise?


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They ... hang gliddeded.
 
2012-08-19 01:12:22 PM  

MattyBlast: His inspiration was his girlfriend Peg.


Don't knock it till you try it.
 
2012-08-19 01:16:39 PM  
Not impressed:

images.wikia.com
 
2012-08-19 01:24:26 PM  

Nick Nostril: I can't get over the fact that the word "swum" is listed in the dictionary.


It's a strong verb inherited from Old English. Because not all "Irregular" verbs are irregular.
 
2012-08-19 01:40:35 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-19 01:42:12 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
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