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2012-08-19 12:21:55 AM
He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.
 
2012-08-19 02:22:41 AM
Look Princy, just do your farking job and we won't have any problems. And your wife needs a sammich.
 
2012-08-19 02:22:57 AM
Taking after Uncle Andrew.
 
2012-08-19 02:22:59 AM
Public employee does job. Film at eleven.
 
2012-08-19 02:23:41 AM
Yeah we know, He's a prince.
 
2012-08-19 02:23:56 AM
Quit showing off.

/Jerk
 
2012-08-19 02:25:20 AM

joonyer: And your wife needs a sammich.


Bucky Katt: Kate needs a sammich.


From the late, great Douglas Adams:

"There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
'Make 'em dry,' is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national conciousness, 'make 'em rubbery. If you have to keep the buggers fresh, do it by washing 'em once a week.'
It is by eating sandwiches in pubs on Saturday lunchtimes that the British seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been. They're not altogether clear what those sins are, and don't want to know either. Sins are not the sort of things one wants to know about. But whatever sins there are are amply atoned for by the sandwiches they make themselves eat."
 
2012-08-19 02:25:46 AM

joonyer: Look Princy, just do your farking job and we won't have any problems. And your wife needs a sammich.


THIS!
 
2012-08-19 02:26:03 AM
He is only a Lieutenant? For some reason I thought he would have been given a higher rank to start with considering he will be King someday.
 
2012-08-19 02:26:37 AM
Something tells me he wasn't the primary saviour. Was he the one wearing the Nazi uniform a few years ago?
 
2012-08-19 02:28:19 AM
On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.
 
2012-08-19 02:28:21 AM
That is pretty heroic of him to risk his life to save a person in need.

*reads story*

Oh. Never mind then.
 
2012-08-19 02:29:00 AM

dudemanbro: Something tells me he wasn't the primary saviour. Was he the one wearing the Nazi uniform a few years ago?


You're thinking of Goebbels.
 
2012-08-19 02:30:21 AM
Look, good job on rescuing a couple of pidgie newbie surfers who don't know how to get out if a rip current, but tell your grandfather that I really hope he gets better. He still has a lot to teach you, ya git.
 
2012-08-19 02:30:34 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.


What a country!
 
2012-08-19 02:34:14 AM

dudemanbro: Something tells me he wasn't the primary saviour. Was he the one wearing the Nazi uniform a few years ago?


No, that was his younger, more partying brother..


this one is the real bees knees..just a regular bloke doing his job..just like all the other hero first responders..

/not trolling.
 
2012-08-19 02:41:12 AM
He had the helicopter there already. Might as well do something useful with it.
 
2012-08-19 02:43:41 AM
For his role in rescuing this damsel in distress he should be knighted.
 
2012-08-19 02:44:00 AM
God save the queef!
 
2012-08-19 02:44:45 AM
You are a jaded, sad group of sots.
 
2012-08-19 02:46:15 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.


What reference am I missing here? Ted Kennedy? Totmom?
 
2012-08-19 02:47:31 AM
His mum would be proud :)
 
2012-08-19 02:48:01 AM

Harry_Seldon: You are a jaded, sad group of sots.


Please rise for the British national anthem
 
2012-08-19 02:49:48 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.

What reference am I missing here? Ted Kennedy? Totmom?


Ted Kennedy, yeah
 
2012-08-19 02:54:02 AM

Bucky Katt: Kate needs a sammich.


You leave Kate alone. There are enough girls out there who don't need one.
 
2012-08-19 02:58:09 AM
Bangor? Nah, he's married.
 
2012-08-19 02:59:59 AM

Bucky Katt: He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.


She has the figure I had in my 20s. I wish I still had it. I have no hate. She'll fill out.
 
2012-08-19 03:01:14 AM
In less than a minute, he and the crew had reached the scene and a paramedic was winched down into the sea to assist the exhausted girl, who had just gone under water.

The paramedic, Master Aircrew "Harry" Harrison,


It never directly says it but I take it William was flying the helicopter while Harry went down for her?
 
2012-08-19 03:08:49 AM
imagenes.eurekakids.net
 
2012-08-19 03:10:00 AM

freetomato: Bucky Katt: He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.

She has the figure I had in my 20s. I wish I still had it. I have no hate. She'll fill out.


That is a bizarre school of sharks circling you. Did you survive the attack?
 
2012-08-19 03:17:32 AM
has a stunning wife

It's good to be the Prince.
 
2012-08-19 03:20:28 AM

frestcrallen: has a stunning wife

It's good to be the Prince.


My neighbor has a stunning wife, but she is not very bright, and kind of a harpy with her kids.
 
2012-08-19 03:25:35 AM

HotWingAgenda: Bangor? Nah, he's married.


Isn't Bangor pronounced bain-gore?

/or Bubbles had it wrong in TPB
 
2012-08-19 03:38:17 AM
I am glad that Prince Phillip is attending to his bladder infection.
Germane to a drowning?
 
2012-08-19 03:38:25 AM

Harry_Seldon: freetomato: Bucky Katt: He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.

She has the figure I had in my 20s. I wish I still had it. I have no hate. She'll fill out.

That is a bizarre school of sharks circling you. Did you survive the attack?


I like to think I am astute, but WTF does that even mean? Some meme I missed?
 
2012-08-19 03:44:46 AM
fark you all.....his wife does NOT need anything!!!!!
 
2012-08-19 03:48:19 AM

mr lawson: fark you all.....his wife does NOT need anything!!!!!


Penis?
 
2012-08-19 03:49:30 AM
askmissa.com

/Hot like a princess
 
2012-08-19 03:57:11 AM
Except a d ck in her mouth.
 
2012-08-19 04:01:51 AM

freetomato: Harry_Seldon: freetomato: Bucky Katt: He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.

She has the figure I had in my 20s. I wish I still had it. I have no hate. She'll fill out.

That is a bizarre school of sharks circling you. Did you survive the attack?

I like to think I am astute, but WTF does that even mean? Some meme I missed?


Your bio picture.
 
2012-08-19 04:02:50 AM
Barely an honorable mention for the rest of the crew? I'm much more impressed with the diver who grabbed the girl than the dork who's primary responsibility is to not put the heli in the water.
 
2012-08-19 04:11:10 AM

joonyer: Look Princy, just do your farking job and we won't have any problems. And your wife needs a sammich.


I think, if given the choice, he would rather just do his job and have everyone STFU about it. But the press over there go crazy if he so much as passes someone the salt, much less be involved in a rescue. They barely mention the crew and others involved in saving her, which is more to do with their obsession with royalty than any grandstanding on his part.

And no she doesn't.
 
2012-08-19 04:13:49 AM

Harry_Seldon: freetomato: Harry_Seldon: freetomato: Bucky Katt: He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.

She has the figure I had in my 20s. I wish I still had it. I have no hate. She'll fill out.

That is a bizarre school of sharks circling you. Did you survive the attack?

I like to think I am astute, but WTF does that even mean? Some meme I missed?

Your bio picture.


Ah! Got it. Yes. In fact, took them out sharkin' today on the pontoon boat. My apologies. What might have been said face to face and humorous comes off as flat out weird (to me) online since you are a strangerDANGER :)
 
2012-08-19 04:42:57 AM
So what exactly did he do?
 
2012-08-19 04:43:50 AM
When a prince save a girl's life, doesn't she have to marry him or become chattel or something?

"Kate, honey, something happened at work today and now I have to fark this teenage girl, it's protocol..."
 
2012-08-19 04:57:51 AM

Harry_Seldon: You are a jaded, sad group of sots.


Agreed. The guy deserves credit, just as if he were any other search and rescue pilot. Belittling his actions is kind of insulting to people who do that kind of work. The hero tag is appropriate.

Also I think it's really commendable that he's chosen to do such "normal" work as serve in the RAF. The guy is genuinely trying to contribute to society for god's sake. Why the cynicism?

Contrast this to the BS that other leaders do... If this were Putin then the drowning girl would have been an actress and the whole thing would have been staged.
 
2012-08-19 05:00:58 AM

TheJoe03: So what exactly did he do?


I believe he's a helicopter pilot.
 
2012-08-19 05:05:23 AM
Not reading the comments...so...he did his job? Is that about the gist of the story?
 
2012-08-19 05:11:17 AM

Lost_in_Korea: Not reading the comments...so...he did his job? Is that about the gist of the story?


yes, but apparantly that is news and something to be commended for these days....
 
2012-08-19 05:12:03 AM
Just because she's not a fat American doesn't mean she needs a sammich. She's hot.

img002.lazygirls.info

Oh well, pip pip cheerio and all that.
 
2012-08-19 05:22:51 AM

strutin: dudemanbro: Something tells me he wasn't the primary saviour. Was he the one wearing the Nazi uniform a few years ago?

No, that was his younger, more partying brother..


this one is the real bees knees..just a regular bloke doing his job..just like all the other hero first responders..

/not trolling.


actually harry's really settled down for the most part. he very specifically requested to deploy with his army unit to afghanistan a few years back, a posting that was ruined by a press leak. from what i've heard, the guys in his platoon thought he was a pretty damn good officer and a 'right standup chap, wot'.

though from what i understand he's due to ship out again soon. i could be wrong.
 
2012-08-19 05:25:57 AM
Search and rescue pilots, paramedics, firemen and other life savers are well deserving of the occasional round of applause. They do highly stressful jobs that make a literal difference between life and death.

When I read the negative comments on here, I'm pretty much taking it as disrespect towards everyone who was involved, because almost certainly they all see each other as worthy of congratulations for a job well done.
 
2012-08-19 05:27:34 AM
Article forgot to add that he doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
 
2012-08-19 05:31:33 AM

BadReligion: He is only a Lieutenant? For some reason I thought he would have been given a higher rank to start with considering he will be King someday.


His Dad has all that crap. Willy probably gets it when Charles moves to Queen's Bishop 7 checkmate.
Charles is a Field Marshal, Admiral of the Fleet and Marshal of the Royal Air Force. Last time I looked he has similar titles for the Royal Australian Air Force, Royal Australian Army and Royal Australian Navy.
 
2012-08-19 06:12:24 AM
I love the biased contrast in the article. Prince William helps save a girl's life like a boss while his dad is in the hospital with a bladder infection. There was no need to add that in at the end, but I enjoy that they did.
 
2012-08-19 06:14:54 AM

Quaker: Quit showing off.

/Jerk


You sound French.
 
2012-08-19 06:39:24 AM
retarded:
Just because she's not a fat American doesn't mean she needs a sammich. She's hot.

img002.lazygirls.info

Oh well, pip pip cheerio and all that.


Dang!!
I'd love to have those long legs wrapped around the back of my neck!
I'd show *her* what a Yank can do!
 
2012-08-19 06:43:18 AM
Truth - rich people are rich largely because they are *actually* better at life than poor people. Yes, some exceptions exist - but largely, it's true. The argument poor/middle class people always have is that rich people are only rich because their parents, or the benefits they get as a child of a rich person....but even that speaks to the quality of their parents. If your Mom let some dirty coal miner bang her and knock her up - well, that doesn't bode well for her ability to select a mate.
 
2012-08-19 06:45:27 AM
Oh, he's rich but not a rich American. Now it makes sense.
 
2012-08-19 06:49:38 AM
Stunning is a word I reserve for the best of the best. I would say she's very attractive.

No sammiches needed- most people fill out as they get older, and it doesn't hurt to have a buffer to start with.
 
2012-08-19 07:02:38 AM
All in a day's work. No, literally, it's my job. Why is this news?
 
2012-08-19 07:03:20 AM
Say what you will about the British royal family, William is definitely their hope for the future. By all appearances he has a serious sense of duty and responsibility to his country and is a generally decent guy. His brother is... well, maybe he's just younger, but he also knows he's not likely to be king, which takes off a lot of the pressure not to be a party animal playboy, I would imagine.

almandot: The paramedic, Master Aircrew "Harry" Harrison,


At least one Harry Harrison is still alive and kicking... :/
 
2012-08-19 07:14:53 AM
Has he got shiat all over him?
 
2012-08-19 07:34:52 AM

buttery_shame_cave: actually harry's really settled down for the most part. he very specifically requested to deploy with his army unit to afghanistan a few years back, a posting that was ruined by a press leak. from what i've heard, the guys in his platoon thought he was a pretty damn good officer and a 'right standup chap, wot'.

though from what i understand he's due to ship out again soon. i could be wrong.


Yep, he was trying to do his job and some reporter had to blow it for him. It's a real shame.

He was part of a forward scout unit if I recall. Granted, this wasn't like any ordinary forward group. They weren't exactly stupid about letting a potential future king on the frontline without protection. His unit was made out of SAS and Gurkhas. The SAS are the archetype from which all other special forces in the world trickle down, and the Gurkhas are the most lethal fighters on the planet.

They must have been dangerous as all hell.

I know a lot of Americans can't understand why anyone would still want a monarchy but there's lots of reasons. And one of those reasons is wartime. They get to live it up during the peacetime and we're fine with that. But come wartime, we look to them for leadership. Whether that is as a figurehead or as an actual officer on the line, it's the noble's job to provide that leadership. Historically that's why we would have ceded power to them to begin with. And the British Royal Family continue that tradition by having their sons (and sometimes daughters - like QEII herself) serve in all their major branches to learn about the forces under their authority.
 
2012-08-19 07:47:58 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: dudemanbro: Something tells me he wasn't the primary saviour. Was he the one wearing the Nazi uniform a few years ago?

You're thinking of Goebbels.


Nice.
 
2012-08-19 07:53:43 AM
Batman approves
 
2012-08-19 07:56:44 AM
Just remember, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 
2012-08-19 08:00:17 AM
What it may have looked like... Prince Harry landing a sea king in the water

They rescued her after he dropped the helicopter on her a few times...

Good job Prince guy and crew.
 
2012-08-19 08:13:19 AM

retarded: Just because she's not a fat American doesn't mean she needs a sammich. She's hot.

[img002.lazygirls.info image 427x640]

Oh well, pip pip cheerio and all that.


Wow, those are nice pins.

/now I hate the prince
 
2012-08-19 08:16:08 AM

PIP_the_TROLL: buttery_shame_cave: actually harry's really settled down for the most part. he very specifically requested to deploy with his army unit to afghanistan a few years back, a posting that was ruined by a press leak. from what i've heard, the guys in his platoon thought he was a pretty damn good officer and a 'right standup chap, wot'.

though from what i understand he's due to ship out again soon. i could be wrong.

Yep, he was trying to do his job and some reporter had to blow it for him. It's a real shame.

He was part of a forward scout unit if I recall. Granted, this wasn't like any ordinary forward group. They weren't exactly stupid about letting a potential future king on the frontline without protection. His unit was made out of SAS and Gurkhas. The SAS are the archetype from which all other special forces in the world trickle down, and the Gurkhas are the most lethal fighters on the planet.

They must have been dangerous as all hell.

I know a lot of Americans can't understand why anyone would still want a monarchy but there's lots of reasons. And one of those reasons is wartime. They get to live it up during the peacetime and we're fine with that. But come wartime, we look to them for leadership. Whether that is as a figurehead or as an actual officer on the line, it's the noble's job to provide that leadership. Historically that's why we would have ceded power to them to begin with. And the British Royal Family continue that tradition by having their sons (and sometimes daughters - like QEII herself) serve in all their major branches to learn about the forces under their authority.

---

The most often cited reason for a constitutional monarchy is that it provides a head of state which does not hold political office. This means that you can be loyal to your country and to its leader, while disagreeing with the actions of its government. (And no, you can't be loyal to the United States Constitution, for example, as it's a written document, you can only be loyal to the values of the people that wrote it, and they are long dead).
 
2012-08-19 08:36:54 AM
www.nypost.com


Saved a 16 year old girl from the sea, only to have flown her off to the evil clutches of Prince Andrew and his Billionaire Jew Pedophile friend Jeff Epstein.


It's just how he rolls.
 
2012-08-19 08:37:01 AM

talkertopc: When a prince save a girl's life, doesn't she have to marry him or become chattel or something?

"Kate, honey, something happened at work today and now I have to fark this teenage girl, it's protocol..."


"No, I said I have to take here over there to Bangor."
 
2012-08-19 08:45:00 AM
Something every ones over looking.
The poor teen age girl.
She was literally a damsel in distress who was saved by the farking prince of England.. from this point on in her life who is going to measure up?
 
2012-08-19 08:51:15 AM
retarded: Just because she's not a fat American doesn't mean she needs a sammich. She's hot.

[img002.lazygirls.info image 427x640]

Oh well, pip pip cheerio and all that.


You're not very mature, are you?
 
2012-08-19 09:16:38 AM
Helicopter pilot flies helicopter, ZOMG what a hero!
 
2012-08-19 09:34:43 AM

BadReligion: He is only a Lieutenant? For some reason I thought he would have been given a higher rank to start with considering he will be King someday.


Flight Lieutenant, same as a USAF captain. He has very high ceremonial ranks in ceremonial units but the actual military doesn't care about that.
 
2012-08-19 09:46:50 AM
He IS rich, but not because of his job!

... and the other members of the crew? Not a word about them! I guess THEY didn't save a drowning girl. Slackers.
 
2012-08-19 09:48:34 AM

Harry_Seldon: You are a jaded, sad group of sots.

 
2012-08-19 10:00:14 AM

Mcavity: Something every ones over looking.
The poor teen age girl.
She was literally a damsel in distress who was saved by the farking prince of England.. from this point on in her life who is going to measure up?


Hehehe, that's a damn good point. Whoever's next up has a tough act to follow.
 
2012-08-19 10:11:31 AM
sammich = my p3n1s?
 
2012-08-19 10:30:14 AM

Mcavity: Something every ones over looking.
The poor teen age girl.
She was literally a damsel in distress who was saved by the farking prince of England.. from this point on in her life who is going to measure up?


i bet he totally coulda made out with her.
 
2012-08-19 11:01:01 AM

Bucky Katt: He helped save her.

Kate needs a sammich.


Kate, that sammich you are about to eat... you didn't make that. Someone else did.
 
2012-08-19 11:09:25 AM
The day Prince William saved her from drowning was the most important day of her life.

... but for him, it was Tuesday.
 
2012-08-19 11:19:12 AM

quantum_jellyroll: I'd show *her* what a Yank can do!


Extract her tamp0n?
 
2012-08-19 11:37:43 AM
Was 25 minutes of "mouth to mouth" really necessary though?
 
2012-08-19 12:35:43 PM
I like that he's a S'n'R pilot, it's not a fluff position. Safe...relative to other things, yes. However, it does require quite a bit of precision flying in some treacherous conditions. It's awesome that he was motivated enough to acquire the necessary skill set.
 
2012-08-19 01:22:51 PM
Somethings wrong. The phrase "16 year old girl" in an article title, on Fark without the words "teacher" or "sex".
 
2012-08-19 01:49:02 PM
they set these things up
to make him look good
 
2012-08-19 01:57:47 PM
Let me get this straight, he gets crap from some of you by not being like the royalty of old, simply spending all their time on fox hunts and, then, in smoking jackets, sipping brandy. Others slam (you wish!) the fact that his wife doesn't have the baggage your girlfriend/wife does.

Good on him, I say...and I'd risk personal injury from her sharp kneecaps any day.
 
2012-08-19 02:14:35 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Truth - rich people are rich largely because they are *actually* better at life than poor people. Yes, some exceptions exist - but largely, it's true. The argument poor/middle class people always have is that rich people are only rich because their parents, or the benefits they get as a child of a rich person....but even that speaks to the quality of their parents. If your Mom let some dirty coal miner bang her and knock her up - well, that doesn't bode well for her ability to select a mate.


Bad Troll. Rich people 'get' rich usually by coming out of the right vagina. Most of the rest are miserable pricks that focus all their energy on getting rich at the expense of everyone else. As a whole, the species (and the world) would be a better place without them and their inbred DNA.
 
2012-08-19 02:57:16 PM
Hero tag should be sad.
 
2012-08-19 03:19:44 PM
All right, UK -- we'll see your rescue helicopter pilot with a hot wife and raise you.... umm... a guy who golfs a lot? A VP who doesn't know what century it is?

/ fark it, you win already
 
2012-08-19 04:13:52 PM

God-is-a-Taco: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.

What reference am I missing here? Ted Kennedy? Totmom?


You're a bleeping idiot. Yes!!! The Kennefy's you moron!
 
2012-08-19 10:12:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.


A dead guy drives drunk, kills someone fifty years ago?

Might be time to let that one go...

Meanwhile...cute princess.
 
2012-08-20 01:21:54 AM

PIP_the_TROLL: buttery_shame_cave: actually harry's really settled down for the most part. he very specifically requested to deploy with his army unit to afghanistan a few years back, a posting that was ruined by a press leak. from what i've heard, the guys in his platoon thought he was a pretty damn good officer and a 'right standup chap, wot'.

though from what i understand he's due to ship out again soon. i could be wrong.

Yep, he was trying to do his job and some reporter had to blow it for him. It's a real shame.


"Reporter" is overstating it. It was a crappy Australian women's magazine. Nobody actually noticed for about a month after publication until it all showed up on the Drudge Report.
 
2012-08-20 04:58:02 PM
He's not all that rich. Sure, being a member of the royal family has perks, but they don't have that much actually money. It's not like the queen can liquidate the palace to free up funds. Millionaire? Sure. That will buy you a small apartment in New York. Extremely rich? No.
 
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