That's a long way to go to cover up having a facelift.

Now it's going to take FOREVER for him to align all of his sideburn hairs so they face the same way each morning.

No, now how will I learn how candy makers make lollipops?!

FirstNationalBastard: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hope the surgeon filled Marc's nose with green slimy stuff before waking him up

No, however the doctor did have to open him up to find the flag.

Win.

Marc Summers is sixty? fark I'm old.

I was picturing Gus Fring.

And I paid that cabbie well, too - damn it!. Now I'll have to put up with another season of "Unwrapped" from that friggin' corporate whore.

The partition is there to stop rabid customers from hurting the cabbie.

The original partitions in Checker Cabs (the kind you see in old movies) were engineered to stop a .357 Magnum going off, point blank. There was also a button in the dash to lock the rear passenger doors should said passenger have a huge derpfest. Park, lock doors, get out and let the cops handle it.

/Being in the back of a real Checker in NYC in the late 70s was an experience
//Going through the Bronx or Harlem was like being in Escape from NY

Znuh: The partition is there to stop rabid customers from hurting the cabbie.

The original partitions in Checker Cabs (the kind you see in old movies) were engineered to stop a .357 Magnum going off, point blank. There was also a button in the dash to lock the rear passenger doors should said passenger have a huge derpfest. Park, lock doors, get out and let the cops handle it.

/Being in the back of a real Checker in NYC in the late 70s was an experience
//Going through the Bronx or Harlem was like being in Escape from NY



Shoulda taken the New Mexico offer.

I LOL'd to both :D

That's a double ooch.

gimmegimme: Now it's going to take FOREVER for him to align all of his sideburn hairs so they face the same way each morning.

Thank you.

I got into a hydroplane accident on the freeway once.

Basically my car pulled right and hit the partition or whatever those things on the right of the freeway are called (the concrete barriers) and caused me to spin 180 degrees clockwise so I was facing the traffic coming up behind me. Then the back right of my car hit the partition again, causing me to spin so I was facing forward, but by this time I was going very slow.

I braced to be rear ended and killed or maimed, but no one hit me.

Of course, this is nothing compared to his accident, as I wasn't injured at all, but I thought I'd share because I knew all of you would be extremely fascinated by my drunken reminiscing.

farkityfarker: the back right of my car

back *left, of course.

Twitch Boy: He has balls of unobtainium.

With the pussy drought I've been going through this year, I'd swear my balls were made of unobtainium too...

FTFA: "I knew when [the driver] lost control that I was in trouble. I was on the phone with my supervising producer and I said, 'Oh my God, we're going to crash!'"

Maybe next time you'll drop the farking phone and brace for impact, you dolt.

Twitch Boy: He has extreme OCD. And he hosted one of the messiest shows ever aired on TV. And no one could tell.

He has balls of unobtainium.


Knowing that his face was pressed up against that germ covered plastic glass, especially with his face open, must really bug the fark out of him.

We need a "Derp" button on FARK.

Is Harvey OK?

italie: Isn't that "plastic" partition there to keep cabbies from getting shot? Yes, lets remove that because of your isolated incident.

Or maybe he should have been wearing his farking seatbelt

I remember Double Dare from back in the day Nickelodeon was actually GOOD to watch.... I remember shows like "Mysterious Cities of Gold" and "Spartacus and the Sun Beneath the Sea" keeping me glued to the TV, those were the days!

jaylectricity:

I can only imagine that whatever happened for the next few hours of this particular night involved lots and lots of awesome. Kinda wish I had been there.

/Especially for the far left

Gunderson: Or maybe he should have been wearing his farking seatbelt

It was a cab, so there's a 68% chance there wasn't even a seatbelt.

How about fighting to get cabs without bald tires? Or cab drivers that slow down during rain? No, it's better to continue on this way and rid the cabs of any safety between the passengers and the drivers.

He should run for office!