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(Hot Air)   The Joe Biden Experience heading back out on tour next week to Minnesota and Michigan. Or, as Biden knows them, Wisconsin and Ohio   (hotair.com) divider line 79
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2012-08-18 04:45:55 PM  
The VP debates are going to be so awesome.
 
2012-08-18 05:04:16 PM  
Dear President Obama,

Thank you for keep Uncle Joe on the ticket. I will invite you to the inauguration.

Sincerely,
Mitt
 
2012-08-18 05:38:49 PM  
I can only laugh when people who fawn over Sarah Palin criticize...well, anyone.
 
2012-08-18 06:00:28 PM  
The Joe Biden Experience. Sounds like Jimmi Hendrix, but with less drugs and more experience.
 
2012-08-18 06:04:35 PM  
lol
 
2012-08-18 06:05:18 PM  
Get mugged by Ann Coulter free? No thank you, I prefer to keep my condoms.
 
2012-08-18 06:06:37 PM  
Yeah, he's terrible at staying on his talking points!


Remember this speech? Way to stay on message Joe

What we need are more politicians who speak like robots and never ever say anything spontaneous or anything that genuinely reflects how they feel.

It's what the founders wanted.
 
2012-08-18 06:08:59 PM  

BillCo: Dear President Obama,

Thank you for keep Uncle Joe on the ticket. I will invite you to the inauguration.

Sincerely,
Mitt


Dear Mitt Romney,

Thank you for putting Paul Ryan on the ticket. I will invite you to the inaguration.

Sincerely,
Barack Hussein Obama
 
2012-08-18 06:09:38 PM  
hello joe!
 
2012-08-18 06:11:30 PM  

BillCo: Dear President Obama,

Thank you for keep Uncle Joe on the ticket. I will invite you to the inauguration.

Sincerely,
Mitt


The fact that the only people around here who want to see Biden replaced at the Republican trolls is pretty telling.

Are you guys that scared of him?

/loves me some Smilin' Joe
 
2012-08-18 06:12:25 PM  
Yes, he's so much less gaffe-prone than "I hate stimulus..... I never took stimulus..... I didn't realize that the money I took was stimulus".
 
2012-08-18 06:13:34 PM  
Yo, subby, Paul Ryan called he wants joke back

\wasn't funny when he told it, either.
 
2012-08-18 06:14:32 PM  

Ed Finnerty: The VP debates are going to be so awesome.


They can continue to lower the bar for Uncle Joe, and then when he clubs Ryan like a baby seal, it'll look even worse for them.

/you think they'd learn after Palin got credit for not puking on Joe's shoes or getting lost en route
 
2012-08-18 06:17:15 PM  
HURRDURR BIDEN IS SO DUMB HURRDURRRRR HE LIKES TRAINS HERPADERPADOO

/keep trying that one maybe people will believe you. Oh wait...
 
2012-08-18 06:18:11 PM  

bujin: Ed Finnerty: The VP debates are going to be so awesome.

They can continue to lower the bar for Uncle Joe, and then when he clubs Ryan like a baby seal, it'll look even worse for them.

/you think they'd learn after Palin got credit for not puking on Joe's shoes or getting lost en route


This. I still am amused by the fact she was congratulated for "doing well" simply because she didn't suffer from a complete mental collapse on stage. You would think not completely imploding under pressure in a live environment would be a requirement for the job, rather than something worthy of compliment.
 
2012-08-18 06:18:40 PM  
First off, this was a pretty lame gaffe to run with; it wasn't even really an actual gaffe, and there are better, and funnier Biden moments anyway. I love how the right wing makes fun of Biden as if they think it's going to hurt his feelings or bring his poll numbers down or something. If anything, it makes me think of those Biden stories the Onion makes up, and then I end up giggling and liking Biden even more. He seems like he has a good sense of humor so he can play it off better than people who get all blustery and full of rage at being caught with their foot in their mouth.

/I like to believe Biden has kept a scrap book of the Onion's Biden articles and reads them when he needs a good laugh
 
2012-08-18 06:19:01 PM  
I like Biden. I get the feeling he's a real, decent human being. He's the only politician I know who didn't get rich off of his political position. His gaffes generally consist of him baldly speaking the truth. He's not diplomatic, but he also tends to be right. Plus, as a long-time member of U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, he's got foreign experience chops that wipe the floor with both Romney and Ryan.

On the other hand, I hope the Republicans keep trying to lower expectations for Biden. That way, when he decimates Ryan during the debates, it will probably end Ryan's political career for good. That couldn't happen to a more deserving noodge.
 
2012-08-18 06:25:20 PM  
Just think for a second how farking loony you gotta be to contribute money to a cause like this.

/I guess billboard space is pretty cheap
 
2012-08-18 06:26:05 PM  

theknuckler_33: Just think for a second how farking loony you gotta be to contribute money to a cause like this.

/I guess billboard space is pretty cheap


whoops.
 
2012-08-18 06:35:11 PM  
Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.
 
2012-08-18 06:37:06 PM  

DeaH: Plus, as a long-time member of U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations, he's got foreign experience chops that wipe the floor with both Romney and Ryan.


If you mean he's been consistently wrong on EVERY foreign policy question the last 30 years, here's your banana.
 
2012-08-18 06:38:02 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.


Aw, you keep wishing buddy. Someday Democrats will actually be as bad as Republicans but it isn't today.
 
2012-08-18 06:38:39 PM  
A Hot Air link where they herp-a-derp in mere anticipation of a speech? Downvote and shame on Fark.
 
2012-08-18 06:40:11 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: If you mean he's been consistently wrong on EVERY foreign policy question the last 30 years


Such as?
 
2012-08-18 06:42:30 PM  
Ah Joe, the gift of gaffe. Tweedle dumb is letting tweedle dumber out again?
 
2012-08-18 06:43:29 PM  
Paul Ryan is still ok with the poor and elderly dying penniless in the streets.
 
2012-08-18 06:43:45 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Ah Joe, the gift of gaffe. Tweedle dumb is letting tweedle dumber out again?


Why are conservatives so afraid of a strong independent liberal man?
 
2012-08-18 06:45:54 PM  

Mrtraveler01: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Ah Joe, the gift of gaffe. Tweedle dumb is letting tweedle dumber out again?

Why are conservatives so afraid of a strong independent liberal man?


:) +1
 
2012-08-18 06:46:33 PM  

Alphax: The Joe Biden Experience. Sounds like Jimmi Hendrix, but with less drugs and more experience.


"Not necessarily stoned but beautiful."

Keep lowering those expectation, Hot Air.

Your cunning plan, it is sure to succeed.
 
2012-08-18 06:48:29 PM  
It's funny because Joe Biden is one of the few successful national-level politicians who actually may not have a raging personality disorder. But that's cool, subby, keep making fun of him because he doesn't openly deny that he has ever made a mistake on any issue, ever.

Can't wait to see Paul Ryan try to debate with Biden with his thesis that the lower and middle class have it too easy.
 
2012-08-18 06:49:45 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.


No, but your ridiculous post does make Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist in direct comparison to you.

So there's that.

*blink*
 
2012-08-18 06:52:58 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.


Well, a scientist maybe. She's just barely got her head above water, while Joey is knee deep in Titanic.
 
2012-08-18 06:54:38 PM  

bujin: Ed Finnerty: The VP debates are going to be so awesome.

They can continue to lower the bar for Uncle Joe, and then when he clubs Ryan like a baby seal, it'll look even worse for them.

/you think they'd learn after Palin got credit for not puking on Joe's shoes or getting lost en route


You've also got to give Biden credit for not snapping at Palin and saying, "I am a US Senator, and you are a state governor; I am more than happy to refer to you as "Gov Palin" and you will call me "Sen Biden", not farking "Joe!"
 
2012-08-18 06:54:54 PM  
Yes the clown with the Karl Mauldin nose and the bag of lies is going to great against the man with decades more experience, facts, and a face that doesn't look like a rubber mask. Especially on TV.
 
2012-08-18 06:54:59 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: Mart Laar's beard shaver: Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.

Well, a scientist maybe. She's just barely got her head above water, while Joey is knee deep in Titanic.


At least Joe can win a national election and finish a term of office.
 
2012-08-18 06:56:51 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.


You did watch the debate between Biden and Palin, right? You do know that after the debates, Obama/Biden took a commanding lead in the polls and never looked back, right? Seems odd to think that could happen if Palin somehow looked like a rocket scientist in her debate with Biden. But, hey, keep lowering expectations, I'm sure that will work.
 
2012-08-18 06:56:57 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: She's just barely got her head above water, while Joey is knee deep in Titanic


"Knee deep in the Titanic" is, coincidentally enough, is what an amorous evening at the Palin estate is called.
 
2012-08-18 06:58:21 PM  

Mart Laar's beard shaver: Joe Biden makes Sarah Palin look like a rocket scientist.


And just look how far her intellect has carried her!
 
2012-08-18 07:01:24 PM  
Biden kind of had one hand tied behind his back in the Palin debate, because they were scared of him looking like a bully if he was too harsh on her.

But the gloves will be off for his debate with Paul Ryan. After all, Ryan is supposed to be an "intellectual" politician. Biden will destroy him.

This whole "BIDEN IS TEH DUMB" is preparation for how the right-wing media will handle the asswhipping Biden hands Ryan. They'll find some small miscue Biden made and harp on it, to try to keep the narrative on how dumb Biden is rather than how badly he whipped their golden boy.
 
2012-08-18 07:16:38 PM  

jake_lex: Biden kind of had one hand tied behind his back in the Palin debate, because they were scared of him looking like a bully if he was too harsh on her.

But the gloves will be off for his debate with Paul Ryan. After all, Ryan is supposed to be an "intellectual" politician. Biden will destroy him.

This whole "BIDEN IS TEH DUMB" is preparation for how the right-wing media will handle the asswhipping Biden hands Ryan. They'll find some small miscue Biden made and harp on it, to try to keep the narrative on how dumb Biden is rather than how badly he whipped their golden boy.


Biden actually takes a strong position on issues. The Romney campaign cannot compute.
 
2012-08-18 07:22:34 PM  
How many people had Biden have tortured again?

Always remember, these people think that Cheney was the ideal.
 
2012-08-18 07:23:28 PM  
How many people did he have tortured?

My bad.
 
2012-08-18 07:24:57 PM  

yeegrek: How many people had Biden have tortured again?

Always remember, these people think that Cheney was the ideal.


Is assassinating Americans or dropping bombs on people considered torture? Hmmm, waterboard, or death...waterboard. Death. That's a toughie.
 
2012-08-18 07:26:27 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: yeegrek: How many people had Biden have tortured again?

Always remember, these people think that Cheney was the ideal.

Is assassinating Americans or dropping bombs on people considered torture? Hmmm, waterboard, or death...waterboard. Death. That's a toughie.


Sorry, but waterboarding is pretty inhumane in my book.

I thought we were supposed to be better than third world countries when it comes to treating prisoners of war. 

Silly me I suppose.
 
2012-08-18 07:28:29 PM  

Mrtraveler01: 3_Butt_Cheeks: yeegrek: How many people had Biden have tortured again?

Always remember, these people think that Cheney was the ideal.

Is assassinating Americans or dropping bombs on people considered torture? Hmmm, waterboard, or death...waterboard. Death. That's a toughie.

Sorry, but waterboarding is pretty inhumane in my book.

I thought we were supposed to be better than third world countries when it comes to treating prisoners of war. 

Silly me I suppose.


Well, if you are comparing "torture" (waterboarding) to the policy of no capture/death, waterboarding is some hot mess.
 
2012-08-18 07:33:59 PM  

3_Butt_Cheeks: yeegrek: How many people had Biden have tortured again?

Always remember, these people think that Cheney was the ideal.

Is assassinating Americans or dropping bombs on people considered torture? Hmmm, waterboard, or death...waterboard. Death. That's a toughie.


What? I can't hear you over the deafening sound of "conservatives'" hearts breaking at the thought of Muslims dying.
 
2012-08-18 08:23:05 PM  
Fun fact about Joe Biden:

When the SEALS raided Bin Laden's compound, they seized a lot of Al Qaeda training and operative materials. Later on when analysts were combing through it, they came across a sort of "What to do if you run into X," like if you have a clear shot at Hillary Clinton, take it, etc. In an assassination attempt against Obama, Joe Biden was to be left alive at all costs, because a live Joe Biden as President of the United States would cause more damage to America than outright killing him.

/love the guy, I just find that story hilarious
 
2012-08-18 08:39:45 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Fun fact about Joe Biden:

When the SEALS raided Bin Laden's compound, they seized a lot of Al Qaeda training and operative materials. Later on when analysts were combing through it, they came across a sort of "What to do if you run into X," like if you have a clear shot at Hillary Clinton, take it, etc. In an assassination attempt against Obama, Joe Biden was to be left alive at all costs, because a live Joe Biden as President of the United States would cause more damage to America than outright killing him.

/love the guy, I just find that story hilarious


I always knew bin Laden was a Republican
 
2012-08-18 08:49:22 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Fun fact about Joe Biden:

When the SEALS raided Bin Laden's compound, they seized a lot of Al Qaeda training and operative materials. Later on when analysts were combing through it, they came across a sort of "What to do if you run into X," like if you have a clear shot at Hillary Clinton, take it, etc. In an assassination attempt against Obama, Joe Biden was to be left alive at all costs, because a live Joe Biden as President of the United States would cause more damage to America than outright killing him.

/love the guy, I just find that story hilarious

I always knew bin Laden was a Republican


Nope he hated FOX news, he was totally a democrat
 
2012-08-18 09:09:43 PM  
It's funny because he misspeaks!!

ugh, seriously, hasn't Biden delivered some of the most impassioned, informed, heartfelt speeches?
 
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