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(Times of Israel)   Israel to US: 'Dude, Iran isn't even scared of you. You should go over and like totally bust that ass, bro"   (timesofisrael.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-18 10:42:24 PM
4 votes:
They didn't say they're not afraid of the Americans. But you can see from their behavior that they're not afraid."

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw a bunch of Iranian Mullah's at 31 Flavors last night totally dissing America. I guess they don't take America seriously.
2012-08-18 11:04:51 PM
3 votes:

Jim_Callahan: There's something strange in the world when there are two states having a political conflict in the middle east and the one we're supporting is the oppressive theocracy that's officially an apartheid state instead of the oppressive theocracy that's actively trying to improve the quality of life for its poorer citizens.

//Then, I guess there's not really a right choice there.


Two reasons we're supporting the apartheid state instead of the one that at least pretends to care about its second-class citizens:

1) We need to be buddy-buddy with Israel so that when (not "if") that temple in Jerusalem gets destroyed, Jesus™ will return and all the good Christians in America will get raptored into Heaven™. This offer for a free ticket into Heaven™ is valid for all people who practice American Evangelical Fundamentalist Christianity.
2) anybody who does not fully, unconditionally, unquestioningly and unwaveringly support Israel in every last thing they do is an anti-semite who wears full SS regalia and chisel swastikas into the sides of synagogues every chance they get; likewise, anybody who lays even an iota of blame on Israel w/r/t their conflict with the Palestinians is a Nazi-cosplaying, swastika-carving Jew hater. There is absolutely no grey area between the two extremes of "loving Israel more than America or your own family" and "hating Jews with the fury of a thousand suns" whatsoever.

You can thank those New American Century cockgoblins and AIPAC for all this.
2012-08-18 09:24:34 PM
3 votes:
We keep offering Iran a choice and they always pick cake. We're going to run out of cake at this rate.
2012-08-19 12:50:18 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-08-19 12:44:54 AM
2 votes:
Israel is a political mistake made in 1948. We could've saved the world a lot of trouble by just giving them Florida. The older ones already own a significant portion of it, anyway. We could have 49 five-pointed stars and one Star of David on our flag.
2012-08-18 08:59:04 PM
2 votes:

Weaver95: Iran is simply not afraid of the United States, says Israel's former military intelligence chief

*looks at a map*

meh. not our problem.


Sorry, its your problem

Feb5, 2012 Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly (247)

March 3, 2012 "Netanyahu is expected to publicly harden his line against Iran during a meeting with Barack Obama." ( •_•)⌐■-■ Well, that might stiffen into into a.... (⌐■_■) sticky situation ((443)

March 10, 2012 When Netanyahu gave Obama the Book of Esther as a gift, the message was only slightly less subtle than if he had constructed a massive neon billboard with the message "Mr. President, please help me destroy Iran before they destroy us" (235)

March 21, 2012 Experts: "rising demand for oil around the world and supply concerns stemming from Iran sanctions are driving prices at the pump" (152)

June 14, 2012 Romney-bot installs Mid East policy firmware. "Policy toward Israel will be guided by Israeli leaders; second, on Jerusalem, he'd do whatever Israel tells him to do" (103)

July 29, 2012 Romney to Israel: "If you guys want to go ahead and bomb Iran, I got your back" (293)
2012-08-20 08:46:33 PM
1 votes:

Party Boy: clambam: Incidentally, aren't the current sanctions "the extortionist approach"?

Are you really making this argument?JTA J Street has a dependable cadre of 40-50 members of the U.S. House of Representatives ready to heed its voting recommendations. Congressional insiders say J Street's green light in December for Iran sanctions nudged the bill from the super majority that traditional lobbying by the American Israel Public Affairs Committee usually turns out to officially "overwhelming": 412-12. That sent the Obama administration a clear message to hurry it on up, the insiders say.

AP Dec 2011 The powerful pro-Israel lobby and a leading Jewish advocacy group on Wednesday endorsed tough sanctions on Iran's Central Bank as Congress wrestles with an Obama administration plea to ease the impact of the penalties to avoid driving up oil prices.

In a letter to lawmakers, the American Israel Public Affairs Committee said the sanctions would contribute to the U.S. effort to pressure Tehran economically and could dissuade Iran from pursuing a nuclear weapon. Separately, the American Jewish Committee wrote to Defense Secretary Leon Panetta backing the penalties that would target foreign financial institutions that do business with the Central Bank.

Last week, the Senate voted 100-0 for an amendment by Sens. Mark Kirk, R-Ill., and Bob Menendez, D-N.J., to add the sanctions to a broad defense bill. House and Senate negotiators are meeting this week to try to iron out the differences between their respective bills and produce a final version of the legislation for President Barack Obama's signature.

NJ Jewish News Menendez said their opposition undermined a compromise he struck with Sen. Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) on legislation that was eventually passed in the Senate by a vote of 100-0.
The White House countered that the Kirk-Menendez amendment could actually help the Iranian economy if foreign banks resisted American unilateral efforts.
This week Menendez stood by his appro ...


No, but you are apparently. Look, we're really sorry we rubbed your nose in your complicity in that terrible crime you guys committed last century. Believe me, no one knows more than Jews about how awful it is to feel guilty all the time. It would have been nice if the US and Britain had taken in more Jewish refugees rather than sending them back to Germany to die horribly, it would have been nice if the Ukrainians and French had taken a page from the Dutch and courageously protected their Jews rather than gleefully participated in their mass murder. But they didn't. Now, sixty odd years later, you're so tired of being reminded of what heartless racist scumbags you are, you find it necessary to demonize the victims of your crimes. You've invented an alternate victim on whom to heap your sympathy, leaving yourselves clear to participate once again in an attempt to annhilate the Jews. Justify it to yourself however you like. You're still a murdering fascist pig whatever purported politics you choose to camouflage it under and however you choose to defend your blatant antisemtiism.
2012-08-19 04:06:40 PM
1 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-08-19 10:11:50 AM
1 votes:
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Land war in Asia you say?
2012-08-19 09:45:58 AM
1 votes:
Simple solution: drop a 55 gallon drum of pig blood and entrails someplace innocuous in Iran and accompany it with a threat to do the same to the Tomb of Ali and the entire city of Qom unless all centrifuges are immediately smashed and displayed in the open for satellite inspection and all nuclear development sites are opened for international inspection. There are several advantages to this approach:

1. It would be highly effective. Even if the Iranians choose to take their chances on ritual defilement, that will signal a change in their culture that in itself represents an unprecedented improvement. It conveys the fact that we recognize this as a religious war (which it has always been from their point of view, whatever we might think) and have the means, the methods and the motives to undermine their religion. Before you take issue with this, keep in mind that from their point of view we worship money and the attack on the World Trade Centers was intended as an attack on our religion.
2., It is both humane and cheap.
3. These are specificallu Shi'a sites (there are lots of them!) to which the Sunnis will not object.
4. It will make the Sunnis think twice about messing with us, given that their holy places are just as defenseless as the Iranian ones.
2012-08-19 08:45:04 AM
1 votes:

Makh: We keep offering Iran a choice and they always pick cake. We're going to run out of cake at this rate.


Yellow cake?
2012-08-19 08:15:23 AM
1 votes:
Israel, the passive aggressive psychotic ex-wife of the Middle East.

Always the victim.

Always getting larger.
2012-08-19 03:25:37 AM
1 votes:

themindiswatching: See? Fartbongo made us look weak and pathetic! Vote for a REAL man, one who will show the world who's boss by bombing the shiat out of it.


You know, if rmoney actually promised to nuke iran into the worlds largest pool of glass and promised to kill himself if it wasnt done by the first 10 days of his presidency, well, I would probably vote for him.
because either way we would solve one problem.

shudder
just what we need yet another war
2012-08-19 01:11:27 AM
1 votes:

ssa5: GAT_00: Israel needs to shut the fark up and quit being a warmonger.

Can....not....resist....comment........arrrrrggghh

You know who else was a warmonger?


Milk, nose, keyboard, etc
2012-08-19 12:47:31 AM
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Israel is a political mistake made in 1948. We could've saved the world a lot of trouble by just giving them Florida. The older ones already own a significant portion of it, anyway. We could have 49 five-pointed stars and one Star of David on our flag.


we'd still have the same shiat today but instead of the palestinians it would be Cubans and Hatians...

/oh wait
2012-08-19 12:46:25 AM
1 votes:

NateGrey: shotglasss: WizardofToast: What's in it for us, a country that has spent over a trillion to go to war for over a decade?

One nuke on Teheran wouldn't cost near that much and would instantly take all the fight out of Ahadinnahjacket.

Yea a nuke.

Republicans always the intelligence long term thinkers.


If we don't nuke innocent people, how will we show the world it's not okay to develop nukes that could be used to kill innocent people?
2012-08-19 12:28:53 AM
1 votes:

consider this: Obviously you don't understand the meaning of the word "pals".


I'm not your pals, buddies.
2012-08-19 12:21:26 AM
1 votes:
Iran is simply not afraid of the United States, says Israel's former military intelligence chief

What childlike manipulative bullshiat.
2012-08-18 11:49:03 PM
1 votes:
This is a lot like the scheme we used to play in high school, where you'd casually mention to the huge, yet developmentally stunted jock, that someone across the cafeteria was talking shiat about him. I had a larger point to make here, but after writing that first sentence, yeah, America is a developmentally stunted jock, and we're going to pick a fight with some random dude because our short friend with glasses told us he was talking shiat...

/Politics: it's like your high school cafeteria, but with nuclear weapons
2012-08-18 11:08:43 PM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: Israel must be afraid of them too. I don't see them fighting them right now either. they still want big brother to go fights they pick.


Exactly. Helping Israel defend itself is one thing, but right now, they are behaving like an obnoxious frat boy with a Napoleon complex, who talks shiat to everyone at the bar because he thinks his boys are going to step in.
2012-08-18 11:05:13 PM
1 votes:
no drama obama iz all like "stuxnet" biatch! And Akhmood iz all like "Oh I know you didnit jus' do that!"
2012-08-18 11:04:58 PM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: Notabunny: That'd piss him off real good.

Iran already has that stuff.


I know Iran is hardly a backwater. But it just didn't seem helpful to suggest we airlift in WalMarts, Taco Bells, and Hot Topics.
2012-08-18 10:46:26 PM
1 votes:

Notabunny: That'd piss him off real good.


Iran already has that stuff.
2012-08-18 10:07:18 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: GAT_00: Israel needs to shut the fark up and quit being a warmonger.
Lionel Mandrake: Iran is simply not afraid of the United States, says Israel's former military intelligence chief

I simply don't care. Fight your own wars.

You guys should ask someone to read the article aloud for you. And slowly.

And don't be afraid to ask questions.


Fortunately, I don't care what you say, either.
2012-08-18 09:54:59 PM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: themindiswatching: Vote for a REAL man.

If only there was one running.


There is only one running.
2012-08-18 09:51:30 PM
1 votes:

themindiswatching: Vote for a REAL man.


If only there was one running.
2012-08-18 08:50:46 PM
1 votes:
Iran is simply not afraid of the United States, says Israel's former military intelligence chief

*looks at a map*

meh. not our problem.
 
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