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25281 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2012 at 3:50 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-18 05:39:23 PM  
I'm partial to destiny hooker of the us national volleyball team.

Also dick adamant

Lots of Harry dycks where I live too
 
2012-08-18 05:45:02 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Ed Finnerty: tarheel07: EatenTheSun: With a name like that, you'ld think he'ld be destined for success.

Who in the world taught you contractions?

Seriously. What'ls this guy'ls problem?

fark all yl'all grammar nazi's


I like extra ls,and commas.
 
2012-08-18 06:17:46 PM  

UncleStumpy: I'm partial to destiny hooker of the us national volleyball team.

Also dick adamant

Lots of Harry dycks where I live too


Rugby Jock may be getting in touch with you.
 
2012-08-18 07:20:02 PM  
In the small town where I grew up, there was a guy in the phone book named Beecher Dick.

We prank called him a lot.
 
2012-08-18 07:40:43 PM  
Thread fails with no Dick Army
 
2012-08-18 07:54:39 PM  
I knew a couple of Harry Pecks, reportedly shortened from Pecka. Not sure if that's true, but I do know of an elderly mother/daughter whose name is/was Harriet and Betty Beaver.
 
2012-08-18 07:59:09 PM  
Allow me to introduce myself my name is Mudd.

www.nytmare.org

/and remember... mudd spelled backwoids is ddum.
 
2012-08-18 08:36:48 PM  
www.legendsofnascar.com

Best name in NASCAR
 
2012-08-18 08:39:56 PM  
i860.photobucket.com

Best name in organists
 
2012-08-18 08:58:58 PM  
Bet this guy could never get phone calls at places other than his own house.

At a bar, phone rings
Bartender: Hello
Caller: Is Jackmehoff there?
Bartender: What kind of idiot are you? The prank is to split the name into Jack and Mehoff to try to get the person you're talking to to think it is a real name.
Hangs up
 
2012-08-18 09:09:31 PM  

NotARocketScientist: Bet this guy could never get phone calls at places other than his own house.

At a bar, phone rings
Bartender: Hello
Caller: Is Jackmehoff there?
Bartender: What kind of idiot are you? The prank is to split the name into Jack and Mehoff to try to get the person you're talking to to think it is a real name.
Hangs up


img405.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-18 09:31:03 PM  

Really, no one?

i521.photobucket.com 

Officer Meoff, Jack.

 
2012-08-18 10:09:28 PM  
It's pronounced "Scott."
 
2012-08-19 12:10:47 AM  

denbroc: [www.legendsofnascar.com image 350x225]

Best name in NASCAR


Came here to say that
 
2012-08-19 01:01:25 AM  
When I worked at Pittsburgh Pediatrics as a receptionist, I too would have to label, access, & modify patient records and one of the most unfortunately named kids I ever saw was a baby Indian boy whose name was pronounced "Shi (short i, like in 'hit' or 'wit') - Theed" but was spelled shiathead. I don't know if he was born here in the USA and I have reason to doubt that his parents were in any way familiar with English-language swear words, but if that child is going to be schooled here, he sure is going to have to put up with a LOT of teasing at school...and will probably get quite a few odd looks & pronunciations from his teachers & school administrators...Can't you see some hapless teacher looking at her list of students, taking attendance, seeing his name and saying out loud, "shiat...head? Is there a 'shiat-head' in this class? This...this can't be right..." and then that poor kid has to say the REAL pronunciation, even though everyone now already knows his name is spelled shiathead and he'll forever and always be "shiathead" when they think of him?

I hate to say it, but even though I never even MET the poor kid, and that's how I remember him...poor lil' shiathead.
 
2012-08-19 01:22:24 AM  

denbroc: [i860.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Best name in organists


Somebody named their kid Dick Dickson?
 
2012-08-19 03:36:59 AM  
WTF is wrong with people? Seriously
 
2012-08-19 04:41:59 AM  
Negro, please. That title has been mine for years.
 
2012-08-19 05:14:24 AM  
beezow doo doo doo doo doo zopity coblamo zoppity coblamo zoppity bopp bopp bopp
 
2012-08-19 09:30:54 AM  

Nickster79: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

Now that's a mug shot.


gay. stupider than stupid. stupid as a dick sucking robot! now THERE"s a fiesta!
 
2012-08-19 11:44:15 AM  
well, im not surprised that Marijauna Pepsi Jackson hadn't been mentioned yet.
 
2012-08-19 02:16:14 PM  
Not gettin' the Gene Masseth one.

/enlighten me, please?
 
2012-08-19 03:16:36 PM  

SomeTexan: denbroc: [i860.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Best name in organists

Somebody named their kid Dick Dickson?

SomeTexan: denbroc: [i860.photobucket.com image 850x637]

Best name in organists

Somebody named their kid Dick Dickson?


i.imgur.com

How many dicks is that?

i.imgur.com

A lot.
 
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