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2012-08-18 04:12:53 PM
I vote for a pork tag.
 
2012-08-18 06:48:50 PM
fark that, next redesign, we need an entire Food tab.

You know how difficult it is to try to figure out which tab to submit food articles under? Gadgets to make Fair food isn't a main page thing, but it doesn't seem too geeky, either.
 
2012-08-18 06:51:20 PM
why is there egg in 75% of those dishes? Why ruin the flavor of such a fine meat with chicken periods????
 
2012-08-18 06:55:03 PM

LemSkroob: why is there egg in 75% of those dishes? Why ruin the flavor of such a fine meat with chicken periods????


First of all, 3 out of 10 dishes had eggs. That's 33.33333%

Second, two out of those three egg and pork dishes were eggs benedict.

Third, eggs benedict is awesome.


/still can't do the scotch eggs though.
 
2012-08-18 06:56:13 PM

FirstNationalBastard: fark that, next redesign, we need an entire Food tab.


A food tag would be enough for me. I can't be bothered with tabs.
 
2012-08-18 07:01:56 PM
FOR SHAME FARK THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE BOOBIES!!!

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2012-08-18 07:07:03 PM
P-p-p-p-p-Petunia!
 
2012-08-18 07:12:48 PM
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-08-18 07:15:37 PM
What ! No hogs brains and eggs ! With a side of BACON !
 
2012-08-18 07:20:34 PM
i48.tinypic.com

Like regular porn, it's best with a reminder of human suffering.
 
2012-08-18 07:48:59 PM

eas81:

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That needs to be retexted; it's a bacini.
 
2012-08-18 07:55:28 PM
Am at a pig roast right now so I am getting kick out of these replies.. ,
 
2012-08-18 08:03:19 PM
wtf was that shiat in the link


uggh
 
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2012-08-18 08:13:33 PM

eas81: FOR SHAME FARK THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE BOOBIES!!!

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Bacon and boobs, two great things that go great together. ...aside from sanitary issues.

I just re-upped my TF subscription and got three TF gifts to hand out. And instead of judiciously examining a person and determining if they deserve it, I've decided to just give it to people that post boobs. So enjoy :P
 
2012-08-18 08:16:17 PM
For the record, the correct term is 'porknography' - I coined the term several years ago upon seeing a catalog that featured a cut ham that could only be described as hamgina.
 
2012-08-18 08:25:25 PM

Plinth: For the record, the correct term is 'porknography' - I coined the term several years ago upon seeing a catalog that featured a cut ham that could only be described as hamgina.


Or "pornk" if you want to sound infinitely filthier.
 
2012-08-18 08:43:02 PM

FirstNationalBastard: fark that, next redesign, we need an entire Food tab.

You know how difficult it is to try to figure out which tab to submit food articles under? Gadgets to make Fair food isn't a main page thing, but it doesn't seem too geeky, either.


It's not news, it's FORK.com.
 
2012-08-18 08:44:35 PM
 
2012-08-18 09:35:33 PM
www.worldaffairsboard.com
 
2012-08-18 11:22:18 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's made from swine and swine sure tastes fine!


3 hours and still goin very good tune lol
 
2012-08-18 11:39:37 PM
I'm marinating two pork tenderloins in a sweet, hoisin & Shaoxing wine based sauce for tomorrow, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-08-18 11:41:36 PM

KradDrol: LemSkroob: why is there egg in 75% of those dishes? Why ruin the flavor of such a fine meat with chicken periods????

First of all, 3 out of 10 dishes had eggs. That's 33.33333%

Second, two out of those three egg and pork dishes were eggs benedict.

Third, eggs benedict is awesome.


/still can't do the scotch eggs though.


Damned shame, that - scotch eggs rock, especially with a good sausage and a thick coat. I like 'em so much, I don't make them very often.
 
2012-08-19 12:39:28 AM
Most of that looked absolutely delicious, but I can't stand those Vietnamese subs. I've had them at at least 6 different places but never liked them, and I love Vietnamese food. Something about the sauce I guess.

/Cuban looked pretty bad too
 
2012-08-19 12:49:58 AM

farkingismybusiness: Most of that looked absolutely delicious, but I can't stand those Vietnamese subs. I've had them at at least 6 different places but never liked them, and I love Vietnamese food. Something about the sauce I guess.

/Cuban looked pretty bad too


INFIDEL!!!

Seriously, a well-made Cuban sandwich, along with a couple of mojitos, is a beautiful thing. It's the bread that truly makes a Cubano for me.
 
2012-08-19 12:52:54 AM
Some of that actually looked good, and I'm not even much of a pork fan. I was disappointed by the lack of pigs' feet, however. How do people even cook those and why? Somebody must be buying those big jars of pickled pigs' feet, right? Why else would the store dedicate so much shelf space to the things?

Yes, this slideshow could have been so educational...
 
2012-08-19 01:09:33 AM
Slideshows are so unnecessary these days. Who is still on dial-up?

In the meantime, the best thing in the world to indulge in is bacon. I don't eat much meat at all, but bacon always gets me.
 
2012-08-19 02:48:52 AM
Vegans, turn away. These are ten dishes in Dallas filled, stuffed, and starring wonderfully cooked pig parts. From bacon to deboned shoulder, here are some of Dallas' awesome dishes starring the magical animal.
 
2012-08-19 04:10:26 AM
food tab? check
pork tag? check
 
2012-08-19 05:36:54 AM

KradDrol: First of all, 3 out of 10 dishes had eggs. That's 33.33333%



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2012-08-19 09:51:30 AM
My vote is for a food tag.

If we get a pork tag, it should be used exclusively in the politics tab.
 
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