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		You can tell what a winner the Ryan plan is for the GOP by the watching how fast their candidates are scurrying away from it (crooksandliars.com)		8
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Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist		2012-08-18 07:43:52 PM

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"Dear Lord American Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Barack Obama doesn't, as you well know. I realize that it was your divine hand that disqualified Newt Gingrich and now I'm asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in office where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is on planet heaven. Amen."

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"Dear God, I know I don't believe in you, but since I'll be starting as Vice President again soon, I thought I should at least practice. Let's see, what do I want? I want Sarah Palin to realize what a biatch she is and feel really bad and apologize for how she hurt me and know how much I still love her. In spite of everything, I still want Barack to win the election tomorrow, not that dick, Mitt. Oh, and I also want a really expensive pair of leather pants and someday I wanna be really good friends with Madonna. Love, Joe."

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"Dear God, than you for all your blessings. You've given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I'm told is a large penis, and I'm very grateful, but I sure am worried about Joe. In my heart, I still can't believe he tore down my posters, but sometimes, he does get so weird and angry. Please help him be a happier person because he's so smart and sensitive and I love him so much. Also, I'm nervous about the election tomorrow and I guess I want to win and all, but I know that's totally up to you. You'll decide who the best person is and I'll accept it. And forgive me for my sins, whatever they may be. Amen. "

Bocasio		2012-08-18 09:21:04 PM

3 votes:

thamike: Bocasio: "how to manuel"

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I LEARN ENGLISH FROM A BOOK

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/Remember boys and girls one hand washes the other

thamike		2012-08-18 09:10:36 PM

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Bocasio: "how to manuel"

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Kumana Wanalaia		2012-08-18 09:49:34 PM

1 votes:

jjorsett: AliceBToklasLives: And I believe in individuals having the opportunity to pick their doctors and the opportunity to own their own healthcare. That's one. And then two, when you talk about these panels, you talk about ways to reduce costs. What you really hear is rationing and I think that's very fearful for the senior population.

Um, when you look at some other areas with a government run health care system like Canada, anything more than a common cold, yeah, you can have access but you don't have the quality of care that you need. I'm very fearful that they'll ration healthcare to bring down costs.

Folks are still spouting that bullshiat with a straight face?

As opposed to bullshiat like, "you'll pay no more for my plan", and "if you like your doctor, you can keep him"? As for rationing, Obamacare is going to result in what, 37 million more people on the rolls, and they and everyone else will be entitled to "free" checkups, mammograms, etc.? Do you think the existing pool of physicians is going to be able to deliver the same level of care as before when it'shiat with all that? Rationing can be the only result unless you have a way to clone an army of new doctors.

An ounce of prevention is worth tenpoundsofderp.

dahmers love zombie		2012-08-18 09:10:49 PM

1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: oh geesh, the left is still trying to pretend that Soledad wasn't a lying partisan hack?

Oh, bless your heart.

stoli n coke		2012-08-18 08:26:08 PM

1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: oh geesh, the left is still trying to pretend that Soledad wasn't a lying partisan hack?

I guess telling someone the truth instead of coddling their lies makes one a partisan hack I suppose.

IT'S NOT FAIR! JOURNALISTS ARE JUST SUPPOSED TO GIVE GOP OPERATIVES FREE AIR TIME TO SPOUT THEIR TALKING POINT DU JOUR UNINTERRUPTED AND UNCHALLENGED! MOMMMMMYYYYYY!

That pretty much sums up tenpoundsofderp's point.

b0rg9		2012-08-18 07:39:31 PM

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Doktor_Zhivago		2012-08-18 07:38:22 PM

1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Mildot: [nobullshiatcoach.files.wordpress.com image 400x460]

Nice summary of the Ryan Budget and Romney's policy plan.

Nice work!

No no it's not bullshiat. You just need to give more monies to the rich guys. Promise. It'll work this time. Promise.

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