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(KMOV St. Louis)   Come for the delicious biscuits. Leave in handcuffs after assaulting your server. For doing her job   (kmov.com) divider line 16
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2012-08-18 06:36:24 PM
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
TLC has really let themselves go.
2012-08-18 05:33:37 PM
7 votes:
At least they gots their skrimps
2012-08-18 06:36:43 PM
6 votes:
I don't know why Red Lobster gets such a bad rap. I've eaten at several 'high-end' seafood restaurants such as Captain D's and Long John Silvers. Red Lobster is just as good as them.
2012-08-18 06:40:33 PM
4 votes:

Too Pretty For Prison: I don't know why Red Lobster gets such a bad rap. I've eaten at several 'high-end' seafood restaurants such as Captain D's and Long John Silvers. Red Lobster is just as good as them.


I knew it was only a matter of time before someone came in here to flaunt their wealth. Thanks a lot, jerk.
2012-08-18 06:52:37 PM
3 votes:
CSS time:

the one on the right reminds me of when I played Barbie with my next door neighbors. A neighbor girl had some Barbie-universe doll with the hair cut very close, so the doll had a blond fuzz on her noggin. She came with wigs so we called her "Wiggy".

Wiggy always tried to screw up the weddings between Barbie & Ken. Interfered at the "does anyone have a reason why these two should not wed" moment, then her wig would get knocked off and she'd run away in shame, Barbie & Ken would get married and proceed to hump in a Barbie bed.

Also I had a neighbor many years ago who looked like that woman. She was stabby.
2012-08-19 03:54:57 AM
2 votes:
The customer had very likely achieved a perfect balance of sugar and lemon slices in her table-made lemonade. I'm pretty sure that the refill upset this. The rest writes itself.
2012-08-18 06:46:15 PM
2 votes:
Customers who annoy you.
2012-08-18 06:30:19 PM
2 votes:
I threaten my wife by telling her I'm going to take her to Red Lobster.
2012-08-19 11:52:35 AM
1 votes:
cdn.abovethelaw.com

with their annoying flapping heads
2012-08-19 11:49:02 AM
1 votes:
Canadians.
It's always f*cking Canadians.
2012-08-18 07:09:57 PM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: steatopyginous


Steatopyginous as opposed to callipygian. Good work there Oscar.
2012-08-18 07:04:40 PM
1 votes:

OscarTamerz: steatopyginous


Thank you for bringing this word into my life.
2012-08-18 07:00:15 PM
1 votes:
The incident comes just six months after a cell phone video captured four female customers beating up a server at the same restaurant over what they deemed bad service.

I liked the line about the waitress who caught a beating for bad service from 4 biatches. They should just go ahead and arm them at this point. Bust some caps in those steatopyginous asses and maybe the rest of the hos will learn their lesson.
2012-08-18 06:52:05 PM
1 votes:

Too Pretty For Prison: I don't know why Red Lobster gets such a bad rap. I've eaten at several 'high-end' seafood restaurants such as Captain D's and Long John Silvers. Red Lobster is just as good as them.


My keyboard just narrowly missed becoming a soda receptacle.
2012-08-18 06:50:15 PM
1 votes:
Went a few months ago for the first time in almost 30 years...

Did not feel like throwing a glass of water at my server, who was pretty nice if I remember correctly...

DID feel like grounding my daughter for a month for using Red Lobster as her turn of "pick the restaurant"

Since then, Red Lobster has followed Olive Garden(it was an incident with her ordering mussels) as being Off limits to family dining.
2012-08-18 06:48:53 PM
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: [i.imgur.com image 620x313]
TLC has really let themselves go.



Left Eye actually looks better than the last time anyone saw her.
 
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