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(Fox News)   In nomine Putinus et Spiritūs Sancti   (foxnews.com) divider line 63
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2012-08-18 03:57:01 PM  
Oh, well, if the church has mercy on these poor heathen souls, then surely El Douche will too!

/There is SO much wrong with this whole situation, it's not even funny.
 
2012-08-18 04:03:03 PM  
Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?
 
2012-08-18 04:14:11 PM  

simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?


The mods are nerds, are you new here?
 
2012-08-18 04:17:07 PM  

flucto: simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?

The mods are nerds, are you new here?


Not new here, didn't know we had mods who understood Latin.
 
2012-08-18 04:18:24 PM  

simplicimus: Not new here, didn't know we had mods who understood Latin.


they all have to pass a Latin exam as part of the Mod test.
 
2012-08-18 04:21:43 PM  

flucto: simplicimus: Not new here, didn't know we had mods who understood Latin.

they all have to pass a Latin exam as part of the Mod test.


Quod est bonum scire.
 
2012-08-18 04:24:06 PM  

simplicimus: Quod est bonum scire


posset etiam esse verum...
 
2012-08-18 04:28:03 PM  

flucto: posset etiam esse verum


Ego coniecto nos invenire.
 
2012-08-18 04:45:33 PM  
The agents of Caesar are upon us! Quick, Flee Courier!
 
2012-08-18 04:49:02 PM  

BronyMedic: The agents of Caesar are upon us! Quick, Flee Courier!


Legati Caesaris nobis! Velox, Fugite cursor!
 
2012-08-18 04:53:03 PM  
simplicimus: Legati Caesaris nobis! Velox, Fugite cursor!

[Boone] THUMBS DOWN, YOU SONUAbiatch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ufdJ4amCg

/no matter how hard I try, I can never side with the legion. It's just TOO rewarding shooting those guys in the face.
 
2012-08-18 05:25:30 PM  

BronyMedic: simplicimus: Legati Caesaris nobis! Velox, Fugite cursor!

[Boone] THUMBS DOWN, YOU SONUAbiatch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ufdJ4amCg

/no matter how hard I try, I can never side with the legion. It's just TOO rewarding shooting those guys in the face.


I'm not a gamer, so I have no idea what's going on. But in Rome, thumbs up meant death for the loser.
 
2012-08-18 05:49:14 PM  

simplicimus: flucto: simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?

The mods are nerds, are you new here?

Not new here, didn't know we had mods who understood Latin.


I don't think you have to understand latin to appreciate the headline...

i mean, the words are practically cognates (or at least, borrowed closely enough into english)
 
2012-08-18 05:52:33 PM  
How does one say "pussy riot" in Latin?
 
2012-08-18 05:55:21 PM  
What would Rasputin do?
 
2012-08-18 05:56:28 PM  

simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?


I learned it from A Cheech & Chong skit on LP.

/a priest, a confession and something about "bigga boobsa"
 
2012-08-18 05:56:42 PM  

four95: How does one say "pussy riot" in Latin?


pussy tumultus
 
2012-08-18 05:58:06 PM  
i114.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-18 05:58:53 PM  

Rich Cream: simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?

I learned it from A Cheech & Chong skit on LP.

/a priest, a confession and something The Pope, Live at the Vatican and something about "bigga boobsa"

 
2012-08-18 05:59:10 PM  

hasty ambush: four95: How does one say "pussy riot" in Latin?

pussy tumultus


Why thank you.
 
2012-08-18 06:00:11 PM  
In an attempt to bring this horrible tragedy down to Saturday fark levels, I'd just like to add that Yekaterina Samutsevich maybe be one of the "hottest" women girls ever.
 
2012-08-18 06:01:01 PM  
Semper ubi sub ubi
 
2012-08-18 06:01:33 PM  
Latin when referring to the Russian Orthodox Church? Heaven forefend. Latin is the language of the heathen, false Catholic Church.

It should be in Old Church Slavonic, or at least Greek.
 
2012-08-18 06:02:37 PM  
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
 
2012-08-18 06:04:49 PM  
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
 
2012-08-18 06:06:29 PM  
Mods arent latin nerds just maybe they have seen the boondock saints once or twice ya think?

/it's how I recognized the headline
 
2012-08-18 06:07:17 PM  
Q: How is "Pussy Riot" translated in Russian?
A: it isn't.

(Russian really can't collapse the 3 senses of "pussy". Also news organizations are ok with saying "pussy" because they are only referring to cats. wink. wink.)
 
2012-08-18 06:09:44 PM  

ChubbyTiger: ROMANES EUNT DOMUS


People called Romanes, they go, the house?
 
2012-08-18 06:11:17 PM  
This is how Russians protest.
NSFW
Link
 
2012-08-18 06:13:18 PM  
Sanas populi suprema lex.


Er.... anyway.... I wasn't sure what those chicks did, but now that I know.... They sent them to jail for THAT? WTF.
 
2012-08-18 06:16:14 PM  
2014:

img0.fark.netimg1.fark.net Supreme Court upholds conviction of Dixie Chicks in "Mormon Tabernacle Concert" incident. Romney: "Our religious freedoms are safely protected."
 
2012-08-18 06:25:46 PM  

flucto: simplicimus: Not new here, didn't know we had mods who understood Latin.

they all have to pass a Latin exam as part of the Mod test.


My father plays dominoes better than your father plays dominoes. He gets on the bus, she gets off the bus.
 
2012-08-18 06:26:37 PM  

hasty ambush: four95: How does one say "pussy riot" in Latin?

pussy tumultus


OK, how do you say "hooliganism" in Latin?
 
2012-08-18 06:27:29 PM  

simplicimus: ChubbyTiger: ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

People called Romanes, they go, the house?


It says Romans go home.
 
2012-08-18 06:28:09 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: 2014:

[img0.fark.net image 77x27][img1.fark.net image 54x11] Supreme Court upholds conviction of Dixie Chicks in "Mormon Tabernacle Concert" incident. Romney: "Our religious freedoms are safely protected."


So vote for Obama and indefinite detention?
 
2012-08-18 06:36:40 PM  

ChubbyTiger: simplicimus: ChubbyTiger: ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

People called Romanes, they go, the house?

It says Romans go home.


Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
 
2012-08-18 06:38:30 PM  

cig-mkr: This is how Russians protest.
NSFW
Link


They're Ukrainians, Mac
 
2012-08-18 06:40:23 PM  

flucto: simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?

The mods are nerds, are you new here?


Not so much nerds as old, recovering Catholics like me. I think.

Also, I believe "Pussy Riot" translates to "Catellus Litis" in Latin but I could be wrong.
 
2012-08-18 06:44:34 PM  
Forgiveness assumes Pussy Riot did something wrong, which they didn't..
 
2012-08-18 06:55:27 PM  

flucto: simplicimus: Not new here, didn't know we had mods who understood Latin.

they all have to pass a Latin exam as part of the Mod test.


And ride a moped while wearing drainpipes.
 
2012-08-18 06:57:17 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Sanas populi suprema lex.


Er.... anyway.... I wasn't sure what those chicks did, but now that I know.... They sent them to jail for THAT? WTF.


Heal (or healthy people) is the supreme law? Where did that come from?
 
2012-08-18 06:58:45 PM  

zerkalo: cig-mkr: This is how Russians protest.
NSFW
Link

They're Ukrainians, Mac


Yeah, my bad. But I've seen tons of the Fem movements in Russia on the interwebs.
Mac? Nope. HP
 
2012-08-18 06:58:59 PM  

fracas: And ride a moped while wearing drainpipes.


www.imcdb.org
 
2012-08-18 07:00:18 PM  

simplicimus: BronyMedic: simplicimus: Legati Caesaris nobis! Velox, Fugite cursor!

[Boone] THUMBS DOWN, YOU SONUAbiatch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ufdJ4amCg

/no matter how hard I try, I can never side with the legion. It's just TOO rewarding shooting those guys in the face.

I'm not a gamer, so I have no idea what's going on. But in Rome, thumbs up meant death for the loser.


I thought it was the "turned thumb."
 
2012-08-18 07:05:06 PM  

simplicimus: Really, a headline that only a few of us will understand?


Yes, how would anyone understand a headline containing language used in multiple movies over the decades, including that obscure film, The Godfather.
 
2012-08-18 07:05:32 PM  

EvilVanMan: simplicimus: BronyMedic: simplicimus: Legati Caesaris nobis! Velox, Fugite cursor!

[Boone] THUMBS DOWN, YOU SONUAbiatch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6ufdJ4amCg

/no matter how hard I try, I can never side with the legion. It's just TOO rewarding shooting those guys in the face.

I'm not a gamer, so I have no idea what's going on. But in Rome, thumbs up meant death for the loser.

I thought it was the "turned thumb."


I thought it was "who the fark cares?" Seriously: they're dead; screw 'em and their ridiculous overly complicated language.
 
2012-08-18 07:12:27 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: 2014:

[img0.fark.net image 77x27][img1.fark.net image 54x11] Supreme Court upholds conviction of Dixie Chicks in "Mormon Tabernacle Concert" incident. Romney: "Our religious freedoms are safely protected."


Just like how Bush was going to declare marshal law and cancel the 2008 election.
 
2012-08-18 07:40:38 PM  
handy english to pig latin translator:

http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html


i'm not an attorney, i just play one on the internetz
 
2012-08-18 07:53:53 PM  
Archpriest Maxim Kozlov agreed, but he also said on state TV that his church hopes the young women and their supporters change their ways.

"We are simply praying and hoping that these young women and all these people shouting in front of the court building, committing sacrilegious acts not only in Russia but in other countries, realize that their acts are awful," he said. "And despite this the church is asking for mercy within the limits of law."


fark you and your silly hat and beard. After 70 years of official state repression, I'd think you'd have a better grasp on what awful acts really are.

four95
How does one say "pussy riot" in Latin?

Vagina circus.
 
2012-08-18 08:26:59 PM  

simplicimus: Needlessly Complicated: Sanas populi suprema lex.


Er.... anyway.... I wasn't sure what those chicks did, but now that I know.... They sent them to jail for THAT? WTF.

Heal (or healthy people) is the supreme law? Where did that come from?


I was trying to transcribe that line from Kenneth Parcell from that one episode of 30 Rock. It's supposed to be "the safety of the people is the highest law".... Obviously I screwed it up. (I've never studied Latin but I speak Spanish and some French.)
 
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