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(TPNN)   Is that a sausage in your pants or.. oh, it is. You're under arrest   (whptv.com) divider line 11
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2012-08-18 06:16:01 PM
It only cost $6 to shove a sausaage down his pants|? Man, I got ripped off.
 
2012-08-18 06:16:14 PM
i wonder if it was in a college town
 
2012-08-18 06:21:35 PM
The station banner reads "your station for breaking news". Judging from the article, that is true; they don't even let pass an anonymous man shoving a sausage in to his trousers.

Perhaps editorial discretion could prove useful for best informing the public about important matters.
 
2012-08-18 06:25:51 PM
A 35-year-old man faces charges after State College police said he tried to shoplift a $6 sausage by stuffing it down his pants.

If that were me, I would have shoplifted at least an $8 or $9 sausage.
 
2012-08-18 06:51:10 PM

tuxq: i wonder if it was in a college town


Yup, it was.

/Submitted this with the more obvious headline yesterday
//Bitter
///I'll get over it
////Slashy slashy
 
2012-08-18 07:02:47 PM
From the original article the last sentence made me laugh

"The sausage was destroyed because it was taken out of the wrapper, police said. "

Which implies had it still been in the wrapper they would have put it back on the shelf?
 
2012-08-18 07:09:32 PM

drmarvelo: From the original article the last sentence made me laugh

"The sausage was destroyed because it was taken out of the wrapper, police said. "

Which implies had it still been in the wrapper they would have put it back on the shelf?


Hey, a wrapped sausage is good for several insertions.
 
2012-08-18 07:11:00 PM
As a man with a sausage in my pants, I find this disturbing!
 
2012-08-18 08:20:40 PM
Dumb shiat. You're supposed to shove it down the front of your pants.
 
2012-08-18 11:36:15 PM

MattyBlast: Dumb shiat. You're supposed to shove it down the front of your pants.


No, that's not how they play "hide the sausage" at Penn State
 
2012-08-19 12:38:36 PM
This is the wurst story ever.
 
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