FARK.com: (7275585) Rhonda Rousey is already looking past collecting Sarah Kaufman's arm tonight and has called out Chris "Cyborg" Santos for cheating and being a fattie. Strikeforce prelims start at 8pm EST main event at 10pm on Showtime

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		Rhonda Rousey is already looking past collecting Sarah Kaufman's arm tonight and has called out Chris "Cyborg" Santos for cheating and being a fattie. Strikeforce prelims start at 8pm EST main event at 10pm on Showtime (mmafighting.com)		520
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eagles95		2012-08-19 12:06:22 AM

downpaymentblues: libranoelrose: What's happening in the parking lot? wat?

I'm not sure, but Rousey scares me.

scared me to fap

Testiclaw		2012-08-19 12:06:31 AM

eagles95: the question is can Cyroid get her ass down to 135?

Post-cycle therapy should drop her down nicely!

libranoelrose		2012-08-19 12:07:20 AM

SharkTrager: consider this: When she gets in a fight with a chick that can stay on her feet and throw punches, she's going to get destroyed.

You mean like the one she just destroyed?

The sooner people stop replying to 9beers, the better off we will all be.

mikeray		2012-08-19 12:07:47 AM

Sarah probably feels like a winner, she left the ring with two arms. She doesn't have to do the dishes with 1 arm for the next 6 weeks.

downpaymentblues		2012-08-19 12:08:18 AM

Congratulations to dr_blasto for winning the Farkology Strikeforce:Rousey vs. Kaufman championship with a VERY impressive 550 points AND an overall 3rd place finish on Tapology!

eagles95		2012-08-19 12:08:22 AM

Testiclaw: eagles95: the question is can Cyroid get her ass down to 135?

Post-cycle therapy should drop her down nicely!

too bad her clenis and roid jaw weigh 80lbs

paj		2012-08-19 12:08:55 AM

Rousey's opening strategy worked brilliantly - triple left jab to get inside, tie-up and get the clinch. Kaufman needed to keep her at distance, but covered up from Ronda's initial attack and let her get the takedown and from there it was automatic.

downpaymentblues		2012-08-19 12:09:23 AM

consider this: SharkTrager: You mean like the one she just destroyed?

Obviously this chick wasn't capable of staying on her feet.

Not sure who IS capable of staying on their feet with Rousey. It's easy to SAY that's the plan. No one has shown they can DO it though.

libranoelrose		2012-08-19 12:09:23 AM

psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: libranoelrose: Is that Jimmy Durante?

"Judo" Gene Lebbel

Serious old school badass

1-0

Testiclaw		2012-08-19 12:10:07 AM

consider this: You shouldn't expect the other person to meet your demands.

Champion doesn't chase people, man, challengers do.

psychicdeath99		2012-08-19 12:10:27 AM

libranoelrose		2012-08-19 12:11:04 AM

violentsalvation		2012-08-19 12:11:10 AM

I don't want to see Cyborg again. If I was in charge of the promotion I would dump her on her ass and pick up some of those ladies who are fighting the Invicta cards. Or better yet, buy Invicta and rename it WUFC. She has used drugs to turn herself into a dangerous freakshow who strikes like a man and who could easilly end up killing one of the ladies in that weight class.

jrodtheterrible		2012-08-19 12:12:26 AM

eagles95: Testiclaw: eagles95: the question is can Cyroid get her ass down to 135?

Post-cycle therapy should drop her down nicely!

too bad her clenis and roid jaw weigh 80lbs

Can you image if Rhonda went for the armbar but accidentily grabbed Cyborgs giant clioris? May have to check the rulebook on that, probably not a legal hold.

Testiclaw		2012-08-19 12:12:57 AM

downpaymentblues: Congratulations to dr_blasto for winning the Farkology Strikeforce:Rousey vs. Kaufman championship with a VERY impressive 550 points AND an overall 3rd place finish on Tapology!

Nice!

violentsalvation: She has used drugs to turn herself into a dangerous freakshow

Yeah...I'm kind of in the same boat, to be honest. There are some people/athletes who you look at and go, "hmmm, they looked like they've used before, but I can't be sure" and then you have the folks like Cyborg, who are full of enough oil if she caught on fire she'd burn for a week.

eagles95		2012-08-19 12:13:19 AM

violentsalvation: I don't want to see Cyborg again. If I was in charge of the promotion I would dump her on her ass and pick up some of those ladies who are fighting the Invicta cards. Or better yet, buy Invicta and rename it WUFC. She has used drugs to turn herself into a dangerous freakshow who strikes like a man and who could easilly end up killing one of the ladies in that weight class.

100% THIS

Testiclaw		2012-08-19 12:13:53 AM

jrodtheterrible: Can you image if Rhonda went for the armbar but Cyborgs giant clioris grabbed her first?

downpaymentblues		2012-08-19 12:14:02 AM

One Bad Apple: emotioneer.files.wordpress.com

I like "Rousey throws like a girl" too.

/can't figure out how to post it

downpaymentblues		2012-08-19 12:15:27 AM

violentsalvation: I don't want to see Cyborg again. If I was in charge of the promotion I would dump her on her ass and pick up some of those ladies who are fighting the Invicta cards. Or better yet, buy Invicta and rename it WUFC

The created the lighter divisions with the WEC purchase. Why not this?

Can we page DanaWhite to the thread?

The Bestest		2012-08-19 12:16:08 AM

Testiclaw: jrodtheterrible: Can you image if Rhonda went for the armbar but Cyborgs giant clioris grabbed her first?

_{I have that dvd}

eagles95		2012-08-19 12:17:00 AM

downpaymentblues: violentsalvation: I don't want to see Cyborg again. If I was in charge of the promotion I would dump her on her ass and pick up some of those ladies who are fighting the Invicta cards. Or better yet, buy Invicta and rename it WUFC

The created the lighter divisions with the WEC purchase. Why not this?

Can we page DanaWhite to the thread?

buy them before Bellator does.

psychicdeath99		2012-08-19 12:17:05 AM

LoR75		2012-08-19 12:18:40 AM

One Bad Apple		2012-08-19 12:19:18 AM

jrodtheterrible: eagles95: Testiclaw: eagles95: the question is can Cyroid get her ass down to 135?

Post-cycle therapy should drop her down nicely!

too bad her clenis and roid jaw weigh 80lbs

Can you image if Rhonda went for the armbar but accidentily grabbed Cyborgs giant clioris? May have to check the rulebook on that, probably not a legal hold.

Hey now, Cyborg has turned over a new leaf since she got caught juicing. She has even made an attempt to appear softer and more feminine by painting the toenail growing from her clenis hot pink

psychicdeath99		2012-08-19 12:20:18 AM

Does Strikeforce stream a post fight press conference?

eagles95		2012-08-19 12:21:33 AM

One Bad Apple: jrodtheterrible: eagles95: Testiclaw: eagles95: the question is can Cyroid get her ass down to 135?

Post-cycle therapy should drop her down nicely!

too bad her clenis and roid jaw weigh 80lbs

Can you image if Rhonda went for the armbar but accidentily grabbed Cyborgs giant clioris? May have to check the rulebook on that, probably not a legal hold.

Hey now, Cyborg has turned over a new leaf since she got caught juicing. She has even made an attempt to appear softer and more feminine by painting the toenail growing from her clenis hot pink

Save some clenis jokes for the WWE thread tomorrow

Testiclaw		2012-08-19 12:21:44 AM

consider this: Cyborg has been fighting for 6 years and failed one of the dozens of drug tests she's taken. Saying that her whole career is a sham is flat out wrong. No way she was juicing all that time without getting caught. For some stupid reason, she decided to start taking roids recently and got burned.

I've spent most of my life around female strength athletes: throwers, powerlifters, olympic lifters, and judo and BJJ gals. Hell, I even married one. Not a single one has been built like Cyborg without being on a little extra gas.

Traps, shoulders, BF%, hips/taper, and jaw are a give away, man.

libranoelrose		2012-08-19 12:22:04 AM

That event ended too quickly.

Any other fights happening?

RogermcAllen		2012-08-19 12:23:24 AM

consider this: libranoelrose: Why is there still talk about her fighting cyborg?

Aren't they completely different weight classes?

Yes and it's a dick move to be calling somebody out that isn't even in your class. Let RR eat some pies and get up to weight if she wants the fight so bad. You shouldn't expect the other person to meet your demands.

She has been working on her trolling with the Diaz brothers.

On a similar note, I would like to call out Rousey for a shot at the belt. Oh what's that, she won't fight a guy for the title? What a sissy.

I declare myself the Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight champion because Ronda is scared to fight me.

eagles95		2012-08-19 12:24:41 AM

RogermcAllen: consider this: libranoelrose: Why is there still talk about her fighting cyborg?

Aren't they completely different weight classes?

Yes and it's a dick move to be calling somebody out that isn't even in your class. Let RR eat some pies and get up to weight if she wants the fight so bad. You shouldn't expect the other person to meet your demands.

She has been working on her trolling with the Diaz brothers.

On a similar note, I would like to call out Rousey for a shot at the belt. Oh what's that, she won't fight a guy for the title? What a sissy.

I declare myself the Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight champion because Ronda is scared to fight me.

Well holy shiat....Andy Kaufman is alive!!!

downpaymentblues		2012-08-19 12:25:19 AM

psychicdeath99: Does Strikeforce stream a post fight press conference?

I checked the Strikeforce website, the Strikeforce Facebook page, and the UFC Youtube page. I don't see anything.

I do see other people asking the same question though. Maybe they will start having them?

libranoelrose		2012-08-19 12:25:27 AM

RogermcAllen: She has been working on her trolling with the Diaz brothers.

I'm one of the few MMA fans that still like the Diaz brothers, but that was funny.

psychicdeath99		2012-08-19 12:25:43 AM

eagles95: RogermcAllen: consider this: libranoelrose: Why is there still talk about her fighting cyborg?

Aren't they completely different weight classes?

Yes and it's a dick move to be calling somebody out that isn't even in your class. Let RR eat some pies and get up to weight if she wants the fight so bad. You shouldn't expect the other person to meet your demands.

She has been working on her trolling with the Diaz brothers.

On a similar note, I would like to call out Rousey for a shot at the belt. Oh what's that, she won't fight a guy for the title? What a sissy.

I declare myself the Strikeforce Women's Bantamweight champion because Ronda is scared to fight me.

Well holy shiat....Andy Kaufman is alive!!!

Alive or not, she's taking his arm home.

One Bad Apple		2012-08-19 12:26:05 AM

eagles95:

Save some clenis jokes for the WWE thread tomorrow

I mostly just skim those to see what if any Bork Laser/UFC references get made.

That joke is just a riff on the old SNL "Bill Braskey" skit anyways. Feel free to steal it because I had no problems doing so.

Tumunga		2012-08-19 12:26:37 AM

M0nk3yK!ng: Brunson looks like Antonio Tarver to me.

My wife said that too.

/yeah, we watch the fights together.

LoR75		2012-08-19 12:26:51 AM

consider this: Cyborg has been fighting for 6 years and failed one of the dozens of drug tests she's taken. Saying that her whole career is a sham is flat out wrong. No way she was juicing all that time without getting caught. For some stupid reason, she decided to start taking roids recently and got burned.

I disagree...her steroid stays in the system for something like two weeks, perhaps she was surprised by a test. Wouldn't be the first MMA fighter to be busted for Winstrol and won't be the last...

Mike_LowELL		2012-08-19 12:28:26 AM

Rousey vs. Kelly Kelly at Wrestlemania 29. Title unification match. Book it. Done.

One Bad Apple		2012-08-19 12:29:11 AM

Mike_LowELL: Rousey vs. Kelly Kelly at Wrestlemania 29. Title unification match. Book it. Done.

Nice to see ya' Mike you're way late tho

eagles95		2012-08-19 12:30:22 AM

Mike_LowELL: Rousey vs. Kelly Kelly at Wrestlemania 29. Title unification match. Book it. Done.

Christ...yelly kelly will be insufferable

LoR75		2012-08-19 12:30:52 AM

consider this: Cyborg compromised and said she'd meet Rousey at a catch weight of 140. Rousey said nope. Somebody is scared here and it ain't Cyborg.

She's the champ. Why would she chase someone else's stips? She's not afraid of clenis 2.0.

You want the champ. You meet the champ on their terms, that's how it works.

Rousey has nothing to gain by fighting at a catch weight.

Theaetetus		2012-08-19 12:32:28 AM

consider this: Cyborg compromised and said she'd meet Rousey at a catch weight of 140. Rousey said nope. Somebody is scared here and it ain't Cyborg.

Why should Rousey compromise with a juicer? If Cyborg were clean, she could fight at 135... She is only one inch taller than Rousey, after all.

Mike_LowELL		2012-08-19 12:34:56 AM

One Bad Apple: Nice to see ya' Mike you're way late tho

I apologize for that, but it's never too late for the match everyone's been waiting to see. Rousey wins every match by armbar, Kelly Kelly wins every match by roll-up. Something's gotta give.

eagles95: Christ...yelly kelly will be insufferable

HOLLA

HOLLA

HOLLA

...

...

...

It's now stuck in your head. Enjoy the rest of the night.

libranoelrose		2012-08-19 12:37:00 AM

Mike_LowELL: It's now stuck in your head. Enjoy the rest of the night.

I don't know what that referred to, so it's not stuck in my head.

I will enjoy the rest of my night though.

M0nk3yK!ng		2012-08-19 12:37:02 AM

Tumunga: M0nk3yK!ng: Brunson looks like Antonio Tarver to me.

My wife said that too.

/yeah, we watch the fights together.

Me and my wife too! She loves them!

LoR75		2012-08-19 12:37:11 AM

Alright. Packing it in.

Thanks for making me feel welcome, everyone. See you all at the next one.

psychicdeath99		2012-08-19 12:39:26 AM

Looks like that's all the MMA for tonight. I assume I'll catch you all here for Bellator 73 on Friday.

slayer199		2012-08-19 12:47:03 AM

consider this: Theaetetus: Why should Rousey compromise with a juicer? If Cyborg were clean, she could fight at 135... She is only one inch taller than Rousey, after all.

Cyborg has fought at 145 her entire career. Rousey knows this and is making stipulations that she knows Cyborg won't be able to meet without affecting her fitness and conditioning. Rousey could pack on 10 pounds of muscle, be a stronger fighter and meet Cyborg at her best, not weakened from having had to drop 10 pounds that she's carried her entire career.

I think they should meet at a catchweight of 140. Muscle is heavier than fat and Cyborg's positive test for PEDs (long suspected) means she could cut weight to make at least 140.

Theaetetus		2012-08-19 12:53:35 AM

consider this: Theaetetus: Why should Rousey compromise with a juicer? If Cyborg were clean, she could fight at 135... She is only one inch taller than Rousey, after all.

Cyborg has fought at 145 ~~her entire career~~ the entire time she's been on steroids. Rousey knows this and is making stipulations that she knows Cyborg won't be able to meet without ~~affecting her fitness and conditioning~~ giving up drugs. Rousey could pack on 10 pounds of muscle and fat, be a stronger but slower fighter rather than the finesse fighter she is and meet Cyborg at her ~~best~~ most juiced, not weakened from having had to drop 10 pounds that she's carried while putting that asterisk on her entire career.

FTFY. HTH. HAND.

Theaetetus		2012-08-19 12:54:27 AM

consider this: slayer199: I think they should meet at a catchweight of 140.

That's what Cyborg ~~agreed to~~ suggested and Rousey instantly shot it down.

Let's not make misleading statements, mmmkay?

Theaetetus		2012-08-19 12:55:59 AM

As it stands currently, Rousey is a champion and Cyborg is a suspended juicer with a cloud over her career. Which one is the one that needs to be making compromises here?

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