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(Telegraph)   Things you never hope to have to say for your job: "We couldn't even access the sewer as it was blocked by a four-foot wall of solid fat"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 35
    More: Sick, London sewerage system, Leicester Square, human waste, fat, water industry  
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Exception Collection [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 03:52:43 PM
London should be more careful about what it eats, hardened arteries are nothing to joke about.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 03:54:55 PM
How many double-decker buses to a Rhode Island?
 
meow said the dog [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:03:25 PM
Get through the fat and I will be the one who is waiting for you as the final boss of this location.

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DarkSoulNoHope
2012-08-18 04:11:37 PM
Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?
 
KrispyKritter [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:12:30 PM
that's a horrible way to describe my mother, subby. she always says the nicest things about you.

/tell your mom and dad i said hi
 
WhippingBoy [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:12:46 PM
meow said the dog: Get through the fat and I will be the one who is waiting for you as the final boss of this location.

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I can't believe women put those things in their mouths.
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:13:04 PM
meow said the dog: Get through the fat and I will be the one who is waiting for you as the final boss of this location.

[photos.mongabay.com image 550x367]

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The hellbender you say!
 
ultraholland
2012-08-18 04:13:17 PM
DarkSoulNoHope: Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?

curse you, I was gonna make a Limbaugh joke.
 
CJHardin
2012-08-18 04:14:13 PM
ultraholland: DarkSoulNoHope: Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?

curse you, I was gonna make a Limbaugh joke.

Damn you. I was about to do the same thing.
 
alice_600 [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:14:22 PM
Wasn't this on fark over a year ago?
 
HighZoolander
2012-08-18 04:15:56 PM
ultraholland: DarkSoulNoHope: Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?

curse you, I was gonna make a Limbaugh joke.

In your joke, was Limbaugh the sewer or the wall of fat?
 
BitwiseShift
2012-08-18 04:17:35 PM
Ah kaenna be but amused by that.

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Death_Poot
2012-08-18 04:18:48 PM
photos.mongabay.com

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
 
jtown
2012-08-18 04:19:18 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

A team of "flushers" equipped with full breathing apparatus has been drafted in with shovels to dig out an estimated 1,000 tonnes of putrid fat from an area under Leicester Square.

I guess "full breathing apparatus" = lungs.
 
ClavellBCMI [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:19:22 PM
Mike Rowe wouldn't touch that job with Barsky's hands.
 
GungFu
2012-08-18 04:19:24 PM
In India, it's four-foot wall of solid shiat.

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AcneVulgaris
2012-08-18 04:23:14 PM
That's what SHE said...
 
DarkSoulNoHope
2012-08-18 04:23:39 PM
ultraholland: DarkSoulNoHope: Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?

curse you, I was gonna make a Limbaugh joke.

I live in New Jersey, have to deal with the guy at least until 2013.

/would like to have Corey Booker be governor but Newark needs him more
//he might of decided to clean the sewers himself
 
sn82 [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:23:55 PM
Just how many Farkers were IN that sewer?
 
GungFu
2012-08-18 04:24:15 PM
KrispyKritter: that's a horrible way to describe my mother, subby. she always says the nicest things about you.i


Which one is your mom?
Access to sewer blocked by walls of solid fat...

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MemeSlave
2012-08-18 04:24:49 PM
When I read the headline I thought of buttsecks with a fatty.
 
minuslars
2012-08-18 04:26:23 PM
first world problems
 
diaphoresis
2012-08-18 04:26:56 PM
DarkSoulNoHope: Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?

No.. Oprah...

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exatron
2012-08-18 04:27:43 PM
ultraholland: DarkSoulNoHope: Why was Chris Christie visiting the London sewer system during his trip?

curse you, I was gonna make a Limbaugh joke.

I was going to go for a subby's mom joke.
 
sinanju
2012-08-18 04:28:37 PM
Been there. Done that.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
PunkTiger
2012-08-18 04:28:54 PM
FTFA: The clean-up is expected to last for around two weeks.

Then they'll have to do it all over again after the Scottish restaurant, Deep-Fry Depot, opens on the high street.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:30:59 PM
This thread contains a lot of images that will give me nightmares tonight, especially that fat woman.
 
MORB
2012-08-18 04:31:50 PM
meow said the dog: Get through the fat and I will be the one who is waiting for you as the final boss of this location.

[photos.mongabay.com image 550x367]

[photos.mongabay.com image 548x357]

please don't post pictures of my penis
 
diaphoresis
2012-08-18 04:32:09 PM
Walker: This thread contains a lot of images that will give me nightmares tonight, especially that fat woman.

Oprah does tend to give one nightmares....
 
WhippingBoy [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 04:37:43 PM
diaphoresis: Walker: This thread contains a lot of images that will give me nightmares tonight, especially that fat woman.

Oprah does tend to give one nightmares....

So for the Oprah stamp, will you vote for Fat Oprah or Thin Oprah?
 
Another Government Employee
2012-08-18 04:40:29 PM
mypartyshirt.com

We used to use blowtorches for that.
 
Saberus Terras
2012-08-18 04:41:42 PM
The good news is all of it will be resold as movie theater butter flavored popcorn talking.
 
Saberus Terras
2012-08-18 04:45:27 PM
Saberus Terras: The good news is all of it will be resold as movie theater butter flavored popcorn topping.

FTFM
 
ultraholland
2012-08-18 09:17:21 PM
CJHardin:

tell your cousin some creep from the intarwebs thinks she's cute as shiat
 
CJHardin
2012-08-19 11:33:17 AM
ultraholland: CJHardin:

tell your cousin some creep from the intarwebs thinks she's cute as shiat

lulz
 
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