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(KCRG)   Do you feel that tremor in the political landscape? Better secure the breakables on the high shelf - Sarah Palin's Earthquake Movement is going active   (kcrg.com) divider line 43
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2012-08-18 05:10:22 PM
4 votes:
Des Moines, last summer:

"Hey, I think you guys made a mistake in your Sarah Palin ad order. This says start them August 15, 2012, not August 15, 2011. I can fix that for you."

"No, the election is in 2012 and we want the ads to run in 2012."

"But the primaries will be over by then! What do you want to spend money on ads for then?"

"Don't you try to confuse me with your liberal media talk! I said August 2012 and I mean August 2012!"
2012-08-18 04:43:29 PM
4 votes:
You know, if Bobby Jindal hadn't turned the Republicans against the monitoring of tectonic activity, we might have seen this coming. Had I seen this coming, I'm sure I would have invested in popcorn futures.

/Subby
//Have seen the billboard here in Cedar Rapids
///Almost wrecked the Magic Minivan trying to laugh and drive at the same time
2012-08-18 11:01:08 AM
4 votes:
It's a magnitude 8 derpquake

/or more likely a tire going flat on the Hoveround
2012-08-18 10:40:39 AM
4 votes:
This... could be... WONDERFUL!
2012-08-18 06:35:08 PM
3 votes:
i450.photobucket.com
2012-08-18 05:26:22 PM
3 votes:
Yes please.

I can't be the only one who thinks that with all these calls by the craaaaazy wing that the convention is going to RULE. I predict a fistfight between Ron Paul and Rick Santorum, the release of an Ann Coulter sex tape with Michelle Malkin, and the entire party simultaneously realizing that Palin is pushing fifty and losing interest in her.
2012-08-18 05:20:17 PM
3 votes:

Psychohazard: Felch!


Stop trying to make felch happen.
2012-08-18 04:46:31 PM
3 votes:
PALIN/PAUL 2012!
2012-08-18 04:33:25 PM
3 votes:
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com
2012-08-18 11:09:57 AM
3 votes:

St_Francis_P: Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.


Oh wow.

Look, I believe in supporting the Special Olympics but even I have my limits.
2012-08-18 09:51:05 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's a magnitude 8 derpquake


Sarah Palin? In my FARK? (It's more likely than you think)

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2012-08-18 09:34:28 PM
2 votes:
I didn't read TFA.
Is she hawking laxatives now or something?
2012-08-18 08:18:52 PM
2 votes:

Old enough to know better: That's not an earthquake. Its just the rumbling of the crazy train bearing down on us.


And when it pulls into the station, Republicans will scream in one voice

ALL ABOOOOAAAAAARD!! AH HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

/Aye, aye, aye...
2012-08-18 05:51:09 PM
2 votes:
Fire up the calliope, the circus is back in town!
2012-08-18 05:38:30 PM
2 votes:
FTA: "We are finding a lot of unhappy Republican voters," the email said. "They feel like the RNC is not listening to them.

i.imgur.com
2012-08-18 05:34:25 PM
2 votes:
Great name.

Perfectly evokes the image of a thousand morbidly obese white people shambling around a county fair, drinking shakes made of lard and insulin.
2012-08-18 05:17:19 PM
2 votes:
I propose that after the election is won by President Obama - we continue convincing all of the Republican candidates that there's been an error and the election is postponed. Film everything. Let's do this all again - this time WITHOUT our country hanging in the balance.
2012-08-18 05:10:47 PM
2 votes:

LordJiro: donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.

You're talking about the end of the political spectrum that proudly called themselves "teabaggers".


They fly-over AND teabag you?

Damn it's not even safe to leave the house any more.

It's like Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds' only with teabaggers instead of birds.
2012-08-18 04:57:22 PM
2 votes:
Palin has as much desire to be the president of the US as she currently has to be governor of Alaska.
2012-08-18 04:40:21 PM
2 votes:
Can someone put together a gif of Obama rolling his eyes and making a jerking motion?

Also, obligatory, because I never get tired of it.
2012-08-18 10:30:49 AM
2 votes:
Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.
2012-08-18 10:24:41 PM
1 votes:

0Icky0: peasandcarrots: I predict a fistfight between Ron Paul and Rick Santorum

Santorum would bring a slap to a fist fight.


Dr. Paul would kick that closeted little hate monger's ass.

/Smart money is on Rick Perry, now that he's off the drugs and back into fighting form
2012-08-18 09:55:28 PM
1 votes:
Obama's disappointed me in his responses to net neutrality and financial terrorism, but I could ignore all of that if he could just go on TV and say, "Ex-Governor Palin should not appear at the RNC," so that the perpetually contrarian Republicans feel no choice but to put her up there front and center, and completely usurp all the attention from the primary candidates. Oh how farking glorious that would be.
2012-08-18 07:56:46 PM
1 votes:
See, this is why Politics is so much better then High School.

Because, in politics, when you point and laugh at the retards, no one calls you a jerk, or sends you to the counselor for "sensitivity training".
2012-08-18 07:30:44 PM
1 votes:

IMDWalrus: Linux_Yes: St_Francis_P: Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.


the poor things have too much mone and time on their hands.

Is it any wonder she's not the president?


Is it any wonder she's null and void?
2012-08-18 07:26:52 PM
1 votes:

Linux_Yes: St_Francis_P: Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.


the poor things have too much mone and time on their hands.


Is it any wonder she's not the president?
2012-08-18 06:49:19 PM
1 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: Bloody William: Can someone put together a gif of Obama rolling his eyes and making a jerking motion?

Well, it's not Obama, and no jerking motion, but I can at least help with the eye roll part

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/hot


That's exactly what my face looks like when I pass an "Earthquake Movement"!

Oh, and for those wanting to encourage them :

Facebook (over 1600 likes already!)

Web 

/Run Sarah! Run!
2012-08-18 06:48:47 PM
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-08-18 06:16:48 PM
1 votes:
This is certainly not good news for Romney/Ryan
2012-08-18 06:16:07 PM
1 votes:

insertsnarkyusername: Wait, I thought you had to actually be seeking the nomination to win it.


upload.wikimedia.org

"You don't know dick, kid."
2012-08-18 05:50:25 PM
1 votes:
That's not an earthquake. Its just the rumbling of the crazy train bearing down on us.
2012-08-18 05:47:52 PM
1 votes:
If I had an expensive liberal Super PAC, I'd consider putting it all into an Elect Palin counter-movement.
2012-08-18 05:37:10 PM
1 votes:
Sarah Palin 2012 being put forth by a group named after a natural disaster...somehow I don't think they thought their cunning plan through.

/that or its a supertroll.
2012-08-18 05:25:00 PM
1 votes:
"Are they afraid if she speaks prior to the vote or at all, we will have an averted Reagan experience?"

789chan.org
2012-08-18 05:20:47 PM
1 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.

You are correct, it's an insult.


They're taking it back.
2012-08-18 05:14:51 PM
1 votes:

TommyDeuce: You know, if Bobby Jindal hadn't turned the Republicans against the monitoring of tectonic activity, we might have seen this coming. Had I seen this coming, I'm sure I would have invested in popcorn futures.

/Subby
//Have seen the billboard here in Cedar Rapids
///Almost wrecked the Magic Minivan trying to laugh and drive at the same time


Congratulations on your green!
2012-08-18 05:10:39 PM
1 votes:
I don't see any reason that this plan won't be a complete success.
2012-08-18 04:59:41 PM
1 votes:

donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.


They're taking the name back.
2012-08-18 04:53:41 PM
1 votes:

Bloody William: Can someone put together a gif of Obama rolling his eyes and making a jerking motion?


Well, it's not Obama, and no jerking motion, but I can at least help with the eye roll part

25.media.tumblr.com

/hot
2012-08-18 04:51:03 PM
1 votes:
Sarah Palin will never be president because that requires work and a four-year commitment.
2012-08-18 04:49:15 PM
1 votes:
Fitting that they named it after the most destructive Earth-bound natural disaster, since they're seeking to destroy America at all costs.
2012-08-18 01:40:33 PM
1 votes:
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A group called The Earthquake Movement is responsible for a series of Cedar Rapids billboard ads supporting Sarah Palin for the Republican presidential nomination.

Ww, they actually called themselves the "Earthquake Movement."
2012-08-18 10:58:59 AM
1 votes:
"It's ALIVE!"

\too good to be true
 
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