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(KCRG)   Do you feel that tremor in the political landscape? Better secure the breakables on the high shelf - Sarah Palin's Earthquake Movement is going active   (kcrg.com) divider line 106
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2012-08-18 10:30:49 AM  
Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.
 
2012-08-18 10:40:39 AM  
This... could be... WONDERFUL!
 
2012-08-18 10:58:59 AM  
"It's ALIVE!"

\too good to be true
 
2012-08-18 11:01:08 AM  
It's a magnitude 8 derpquake

/or more likely a tire going flat on the Hoveround
 
2012-08-18 11:09:57 AM  

St_Francis_P: Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.


Oh wow.

Look, I believe in supporting the Special Olympics but even I have my limits.
 
2012-08-18 01:40:33 PM  
CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - A group called The Earthquake Movement is responsible for a series of Cedar Rapids billboard ads supporting Sarah Palin for the Republican presidential nomination.

Ww, they actually called themselves the "Earthquake Movement."
 
2012-08-18 04:33:25 PM  
www.obsessedwithwrestling.com
 
2012-08-18 04:40:21 PM  
Can someone put together a gif of Obama rolling his eyes and making a jerking motion?

Also, obligatory, because I never get tired of it.
 
2012-08-18 04:41:25 PM  
I just knew Rmoney was a decoy. That's why he's been running his campaign into the ground.
 
2012-08-18 04:41:47 PM  
"They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

Nah. My money's with "because she's an embarrassment and a retard who tanked McCain's Presidential run."
 
2012-08-18 04:42:11 PM  

Vodka Zombie: This... could be... WONDERFUL!

 
2012-08-18 04:43:29 PM  
You know, if Bobby Jindal hadn't turned the Republicans against the monitoring of tectonic activity, we might have seen this coming. Had I seen this coming, I'm sure I would have invested in popcorn futures.

/Subby
//Have seen the billboard here in Cedar Rapids
///Almost wrecked the Magic Minivan trying to laugh and drive at the same time
 
2012-08-18 04:43:45 PM  
This would be nice but we all know she's just wants to make sure she shakes the money tree at least one more time before she becomes completely irrelevant.
 
2012-08-18 04:44:56 PM  
I may have to donate for the lulz.
 
2012-08-18 04:45:33 PM  
Do you hear the music people?

It's AC/DC's Thunderstruck.

The last place you heard that song was when a hillbilly commandeered the USS Missouri and led us into MOAR Freedom!
 
2012-08-18 04:46:31 PM  
PALIN/PAUL 2012!
 
2012-08-18 04:47:28 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: I may have to donate for the lulz.


*might rather
 
2012-08-18 04:49:15 PM  
Fitting that they named it after the most destructive Earth-bound natural disaster, since they're seeking to destroy America at all costs.
 
2012-08-18 04:51:03 PM  
Sarah Palin will never be president because that requires work and a four-year commitment.
 
2012-08-18 04:51:15 PM  
"They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.
 
2012-08-18 04:51:21 PM  
 
2012-08-18 04:53:41 PM  

Bloody William: Can someone put together a gif of Obama rolling his eyes and making a jerking motion?


Well, it's not Obama, and no jerking motion, but I can at least help with the eye roll part

25.media.tumblr.com

/hot
 
2012-08-18 04:54:50 PM  

St_Francis_P: Wow. Idiots are still giving her money.


Well, spending money on her, which is not the same thing

Martin Silenus: Sarah Palin will never be president because that requires work and a four-year commitment.


You might ask Richard Nixon about that.
 
2012-08-18 04:57:22 PM  
Palin has as much desire to be the president of the US as she currently has to be governor of Alaska.
 
2012-08-18 04:59:33 PM  

donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.


You're talking about the end of the political spectrum that proudly called themselves "teabaggers".
 
2012-08-18 04:59:41 PM  

donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.


They're taking the name back.
 
2012-08-18 05:10:22 PM  
Des Moines, last summer:

"Hey, I think you guys made a mistake in your Sarah Palin ad order. This says start them August 15, 2012, not August 15, 2011. I can fix that for you."

"No, the election is in 2012 and we want the ads to run in 2012."

"But the primaries will be over by then! What do you want to spend money on ads for then?"

"Don't you try to confuse me with your liberal media talk! I said August 2012 and I mean August 2012!"
 
2012-08-18 05:10:31 PM  

LordJiro: donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.


You're talking about the end of the political spectrum that proudly called themselves "teabaggers".


Time to start up the Felching Caucus to further expand the social conservative platform of the party.
 
2012-08-18 05:10:39 PM  
I don't see any reason that this plan won't be a complete success.
 
2012-08-18 05:10:47 PM  

LordJiro: donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.

You're talking about the end of the political spectrum that proudly called themselves "teabaggers".


They fly-over AND teabag you?

Damn it's not even safe to leave the house any more.

It's like Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds' only with teabaggers instead of birds.
 
2012-08-18 05:12:46 PM  
Poe's law to the max
 
2012-08-18 05:12:48 PM  

Nuclear Monk: Time to start up the Felching Caucus to further expand the social conservative platform of the party.


Felch! I always try to think of that word, but all I can come up with is Fribble. Thank you!
 
2012-08-18 05:13:51 PM  

ArkPanda: Des Moines, last summer:

"Hey, I think you guys made a mistake in your Sarah Palin ad order. This says start them August 15, 2012, not August 15, 2011. I can fix that for you."

"No, the election is in 2012 and we want the ads to run in 2012."

"But the primaries will be over by then! What do you want to spend money on ads for then?"

"Don't you try to confuse me with your liberal media talk! I said August 2012 and I mean August 2012!"


I'm favoriting this post in anticipation for the follow-up
 
2012-08-18 05:14:51 PM  

TommyDeuce: You know, if Bobby Jindal hadn't turned the Republicans against the monitoring of tectonic activity, we might have seen this coming. Had I seen this coming, I'm sure I would have invested in popcorn futures.

/Subby
//Have seen the billboard here in Cedar Rapids
///Almost wrecked the Magic Minivan trying to laugh and drive at the same time


Congratulations on your green!
 
2012-08-18 05:17:19 PM  
I propose that after the election is won by President Obama - we continue convincing all of the Republican candidates that there's been an error and the election is postponed. Film everything. Let's do this all again - this time WITHOUT our country hanging in the balance.
 
2012-08-18 05:17:47 PM  

donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.


You are correct, it's an insult.
 
2012-08-18 05:19:45 PM  
When she doesn't get the nomination, will the Palin cultists go eat some cheesecake too? Or is cheesecake too socialist not-real-American food?
 
2012-08-18 05:19:53 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: Do you hear the music people?

It's AC/DC's Thunderstruck.

The last place you heard that song was when a hillbilly commandeered the USS Missouri and led us into MOAR Freedom!


Actually, the last time I heard it was when Iron Man showed up in Germany to kick Loki's ass.

Sarah Palin is no Iron Man, though.
 
2012-08-18 05:20:17 PM  

Psychohazard: Felch!


Stop trying to make felch happen.
 
2012-08-18 05:20:47 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: donnielove: "They are also very angry that she was not given a prime time speaking spot at the convention and are wondering if the RNC is attempting to shut her out because her message resonates with so many of us fly-overs."

I always assumed the phrase "fly-over" was derogatory.

You are correct, it's an insult.


They're taking it back.
 
2012-08-18 05:21:34 PM  

Martin Silenus: Sarah Palin will never be president because that requires work and a four-year commitmentwhatever made her quit Alaska early will come to light.


I seem to be the only person who remembers that she was being investigated for ethics violations, and that investigation when away after she resigned.
 
2012-08-18 05:22:45 PM  
Hey there all you proletariat Republicans, are you starting to regret nominating the kind of bourgeoisie swine that make it unlikely your retirement plan will have any value, the kind of pig that shuts down factories to give jobs to foreigners despite the fact the labor was the smallest expense left in the factories.

Well, you can vote for Obama for president and your local republican for house and senate. This will keep the gridlock in place until 2016 and maybe, just maybe, you can find a decent human being for your candidate. Don't feel like voting for Obama? Then write in your favorite candidate for next time around. It's not like the democrats have anything to run in 2016. They'll probably run Hillary and Pelosi on that ticket, the scariest one in history.
 
2012-08-18 05:23:24 PM  
please, oh please, oh please
 
2012-08-18 05:25:00 PM  
"Are they afraid if she speaks prior to the vote or at all, we will have an averted Reagan experience?"

789chan.org
 
2012-08-18 05:25:29 PM  

TV's Vinnie: When she doesn't get the nomination, will the Palin cultists go eat some cheesecake too? Or is cheesecake too socialist not-real-American food?


Stupid man world.
 
2012-08-18 05:26:08 PM  

wildcardjack: Well, you can vote for Obama for president and your local republican for house and senate. This will keep the gridlock in place until 2016 and maybe, just maybe, you can find a decent human being for your candidate. Don't feel like voting for Obama? Then write in your favorite candidate for next time around. It's not like the democrats have anything to run in 2016. They'll probably run Hillary and Pelosi on that ticket, the scariest one in history.


And buy your kids any violent shooter games that have the Chinese as the bad guy. They need the training.
 
2012-08-18 05:26:22 PM  
Yes please.

I can't be the only one who thinks that with all these calls by the craaaaazy wing that the convention is going to RULE. I predict a fistfight between Ron Paul and Rick Santorum, the release of an Ann Coulter sex tape with Michelle Malkin, and the entire party simultaneously realizing that Palin is pushing fifty and losing interest in her.
 
2012-08-18 05:27:18 PM  
Where can I donate to make this a 3-man race?
 
2012-08-18 05:33:17 PM  

wildcardjack: Hey there all you proletariat Republicans, are you starting to regret nominating the kind of bourgeoisie swine that make it unlikely your retirement plan will have any value, the kind of pig that shuts down factories to give jobs to foreigners despite the fact the labor was the smallest expense left in the factories.

Well, you can vote for Obama for president and your local republican for house and senate. This will keep the gridlock in place until 2016 and maybe, just maybe, you can find a decent human being for your candidate. Don't feel like voting for Obama? Then write in your favorite candidate for next time around. It's not like the democrats have anything to run in 2016. They'll probably run Hillary and Pelosi on that ticket, the scariest one in history.


Clinton/Pelosi vs Palin/Bachman. The Year of the Strong Woman.
Let's make this happen in '16!
 
2012-08-18 05:34:25 PM  
Great name.

Perfectly evokes the image of a thousand morbidly obese white people shambling around a county fair, drinking shakes made of lard and insulin.
 
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