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(The Street)   "The U.S. presidential debates are like a "Best Beer in America" contest where only Bud Light and Coors Light are invited"   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Coors Light, Budweiser, United States presidential election debates, U.S. presidential, U.S., ground rules, matching funds, State Street  
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2012-08-18 06:49:45 PM  
2 votes:
See to invigorate the electorate we need new radical ideas. We need a stark choice between Cthullu cultists and Hastur worshipers. For too long the electorate has been offered this stale meaningless political rhetoric about trickle down economics versus taxing the wealthy. Instead our political discussion needs to include such important matters as whether we should align ourselves with water elementals or air elementals. How is one to know if the phantom of truth is wearing a mask or not? Is he hiding something from us with his cryptic answers to the questions posed to him by the electorate? Why is it that no politician is willing to address citizenship questions that face the King in Yellow? Our national discourse on politics need not be constrained to merely the material universe or this dimension solely. We must also be bold enough to face the elder gods and demand answer from them even at the risk of losing our sanity.
2012-08-18 06:24:36 PM  
2 votes:

s1ugg0: doyner: s1ugg0: /And everyone knows the only true American beer is Yuengling.

I'm drinking one right now.

God bless sweet sir. 
/Tears of pride and joy.

Its brewed from the tears a bald eagle sheds whenever a real murcan drinks a bud light.
2012-08-18 06:21:48 PM  
2 votes:
Both beers are bad.
/so drink Bud Light
2012-08-18 06:30:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-18 06:15:51 PM  
1 vote:

Doktor_Zhivago: crotchgrabber: Piss poor analogy. Should be near beer vs. dark beer.

Diet caffeine free coke v Guinness Black and Tan. I like it.

2012-08-18 06:13:23 PM  
1 vote:
Piss poor analogy. Should be near beer vs. dark beer.
2012-08-18 06:12:57 PM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't one of the beers be non-alcoholic?
2012-08-18 05:41:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'd say Coors Light wins that one by default.
2012-08-18 05:15:59 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe that's because Americans can only think of things comparatively in terms of alcoholic beverages.
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