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2012-08-18 09:27:01 AM
"The petition was assigned to Judge Wagner - the very individual who had spoken out at a public hearing against the Burning Man event, had provided a public statement that the agreement between BRC and the county was not valid, had privately pressed commissioners to implement the relief requested in the petition, and who had witnessed the affidavit in support of the petition."

Then, "without the benefit of any briefing, Judge Wagner granted the petition," but "inexplicably" signed the order on May 15, 2012 - the day before the petition was even filed, according to the complaint.


Obama better check his garage. I think Cartman got ahold of the time machine.
 
2012-08-18 10:08:34 AM
If the allegations are true, these are the sorts of things that get lower court judges sanctioned or removed by embarrassed higher courts.

Who knows in Nevada though.
 
2012-08-18 10:18:13 AM
wejash: Who knows in Nevada though.

It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.
 
2012-08-18 10:22:26 AM
"... and the land of the free tightly regulated by religious zealots"
 
2012-08-18 10:24:14 AM
Seeing as how BM has become a monster money-making venture (ironic, right?) for its organizers and considering the impact on the land, why not? Besides, putting your hand in the pocket of the next person is the American Way.

/Everybody pays and everybody gets paid, amirite?
//Call it art if you like.
 
2012-08-18 10:24:35 AM
They are going about this all wrong. If they want to infringe on people's rights and get away with it they need to do it for some PC reason; environmental ones (next to "for the children") are usually the most successful.

What is the environmental impact of Burning Man?

What is the Carbon Footprint?

How much trash and bio waste is generated?

When they burn the wicker man how much pollution is created?

What is the cost to mitigate these things?
 
2012-08-18 10:26:37 AM
Can't they just pick a less graft-plagued hunk of federal desert to run this thing?
 
2012-08-18 10:26:50 AM
the permit fee for outdoor assemblies to $1.50 per person per day

Wow, that's so not working with my ideas of rights to free speech and free assembly.

I can understand asking organizers to recompense for actual costs, but even there it's a slippery slope.
 
2012-08-18 10:29:34 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Seeing as how BM has become a monster money-making venture (ironic, right?) for its organizers and considering the impact on the land, why not? Besides, putting your hand in the pocket of the next person is the American Way.

/Everybody pays and everybody gets paid, amirite?
//Call it art if you like.


Obvious troll is still obvious.
 
2012-08-18 10:29:52 AM
He's sticking it to hippies, so being an Activist Judge™ is OK.
 
2012-08-18 10:30:59 AM
Can't they just go somewhere else? If this thing is a "monster money making venture", wouldn't another region welcome the infux of people and money?
 
2012-08-18 10:31:02 AM
James F. Campbell: wejash: Who knows in Nevada though.

It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.


Oh, look, you're right: He's a Mormon. Good guess.
 
2012-08-18 10:31:43 AM
Wagner, who is not a party to this action, allegedly supported the festival law amendment at a November 2011 public hearing, "commenting that Burning Man 'purveys titillation.'"

Last I checked, purveying titillation is neither unconstitutional nor illegal.
 
2012-08-18 10:34:44 AM
>by doubling permit fees, its organizer claims in Federal Court. Though this year's event, which runs Aug. 27 to Sept. 3, will not be affected, the 2013 festival is in jeopardy after Pershing County allegedly hiked the fees from $154,000 in 2011 to $448,000 this year.

That's called "tripling", Nick DiVito.
 
2012-08-18 10:34:57 AM
Welcome to your future Theocracy America. Morality police making sure everything is good and clean!!

/there is still time to stop it
/do not vote in religious nutbags!!
 
Skr
2012-08-18 10:35:09 AM
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Proud sponsor of 2013 Burning Man
 
2012-08-18 10:35:28 AM
hasty ambush: What is the environmental impact of Burning Man?

OK, you try cleaning up after the next one. Go on.
 
2012-08-18 10:35:59 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, look, you're right: He's a Mormon. Good guess.

Authoritarians and bullies of all stripes are attracted to power.
 
2012-08-18 10:36:06 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: Seeing as how BM has become a monster money-making venture (ironic, right?) for its organizers and considering the impact on the land, why not? Besides, putting your hand in the pocket of the next person is the American Way.

/Everybody pays and everybody gets paid, amirite?
//Call it art if you like.

Obvious troll is still obvious.


Bite me.
If you knew anything about the financial aspects of Burning Man you'd have a fractional clue what you're talking about.

/Fark Rule: If you say something that makes sense or reality based, you're a troll.
 
2012-08-18 10:37:25 AM
Great_Milenko: Can't they just go somewhere else? If this thing is a "monster money making venture", wouldn't another region welcome the infux of people and money?

How about the trash patch in the Pacific Ocean?
 
2012-08-18 10:39:05 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: Seeing as how BM has become a monster money-making venture (ironic, right?) for its organizers and considering the impact on the land, why not? Besides, putting your hand in the pocket of the next person is the American Way.

/Everybody pays and everybody gets paid, amirite?
//Call it art if you like.

Obvious troll is still obvious.

Bite me.
If you knew anything about the financial aspects of Burning Man you'd have a fractional clue what you're talking about.

/Fark Rule: If you say something that makes sense or reality based, you're a troll.


Yes. And the BLM has adopted BM's higher standards for land restoration. And BM's financial records are public.

/Snoop Dogg demanded that when he bought Burning Man for Dr. Dre.
 
2012-08-18 10:43:17 AM
Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.
 
2012-08-18 10:43:36 AM
hasty ambush: They are going about this all wrong. If they want to infringe on people's rights and get away with it they need to do it for some PC reason; environmental ones (next to "for the children") are usually the most successful.

When they burn the wicker man how much pollution is created?


What about the bees NOT THE BEES AHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!
 
2012-08-18 10:44:46 AM
retarded: Wagner, who is not a party to this action, allegedly supported the festival law amendment at a November 2011 public hearing, "commenting that Burning Man 'purveys titillation.'"

Last I checked, purveying titillation is neither unconstitutional nor illegal.


Doesn't Hollywood call that "prime time"?
 
2012-08-18 10:45:43 AM
Ticket prices starting at $240 and ranging up to $390, times about 55,000 people = about $15 million in ticket sales. I think the "organizers" can afford the fee bump.

Then there's the $7 "processing fee" and $12 delivery fee per ticket.
Somebody be getting PAID all up in there.

SOURCE.

/There's no whining like the wannabe hippie artiste freedom herpes trust-fund crowd whining.
 
2012-08-18 10:48:39 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Ticket prices starting at $240 and ranging up to $390, times about 55,000 people = about $15 million in ticket sales. I think the "organizers" can afford the fee bump.

Then there's the $7 "processing fee" and $12 delivery fee per ticket.
Somebody be getting PAID all up in there.

SOURCE.

/There's no whining like the wannabe hippie artiste freedom herpes trust-fund crowd whining.


Total Expenditures - 2010: $17,515,083
 
2012-08-18 10:48:45 AM
James F. Campbell: Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, look, you're right: He's a Mormon. Good guess.

Authoritarians and bullies of all stripes are attracted to power.


Oh, and he also sits on the state board that " monitors and regulates the ethical behavior of judges", so he'll get a pass on that....
 
2012-08-18 10:49:30 AM
Of course, not liking something in the United States gives you the freedom as a judge to thwart due process and keep it from happening.
 
2012-08-18 10:50:31 AM
"Specifically, the proposal would have imposed hundreds of thousands of dollars of new fees on BRC, subjected Burning Man to local law enforcement inconsistent with the terms of the BLM permit, and otherwise make the conduct of the Burning Man event contingent upon and subject to county and state laws and polices that could conflict, and in fact did conflict, with the terms of the 2012 BLM permit."

Oh my god; make them responsible for their actions?! Put municipal and state legislation before the content of a commercial contract? What kind of monsters are proposing this?!
 
2012-08-18 10:50:57 AM
Actual Farking: a hoard of disgusting people

I wasn't planning on keeping ALL of them.
 
2012-08-18 10:51:15 AM
Great_Milenko: Can't they just go somewhere else? If this thing is a "monster money making venture", wouldn't another region welcome the infux of people and money?

Why do you think the judge is jacking up the fees here?

Hint: It's not due to any "moral opposition" to the event content.
 
2012-08-18 10:52:36 AM
Oh.
I forgot vendor fees.
 
2012-08-18 10:53:17 AM
 
2012-08-18 10:55:49 AM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Meh. It's mostly corporate dudes and old people now. Everyone I know that goes is about 40 with a desk job. The freaking CEOs of google and Nokia go. If you want to hate on a gathering of disgusting people, hate on the DMV or a Kid Rock show.
 
2012-08-18 10:58:37 AM
LoneVVolf: "Specifically, the proposal would have imposed hundreds of thousands of dollars of new fees on BRC, subjected Burning Man to local law enforcement inconsistent with the terms of the BLM permit, and otherwise make the conduct of the Burning Man event contingent upon and subject to county and state laws and polices that could conflict, and in fact did conflict, with the terms of the 2012 BLM permit."

Oh my god; make them responsible for their actions?! Put municipal and state legislation before the content of a commercial contract? What kind of monsters are proposing this?!


That was a civil contract.

To keep from having to litigate BLM vs. County authority, the country signed an agreement to leave it to the BLM in return for donations to the county.

The judge then colluded to throw the contract out so he could punish people who weren't puritan enough, with the entire goal of dictating morality.

Now they have to litigate that authority, and the Federal permit is going to supersede the county law.
 
2012-08-18 10:59:02 AM
No environmental impact whatsoever!

smip:

Don't think that just because there are a lot of Hippies present, that Burning Man is all eco-friendly.

Fuel (e.g., gasoline, diesel, wood, propane) would be used for transportation, power generators and open burning. The applicant rented 34 generators to power its operations during the 2011 event and surveys taken during the 2011 event found participants used 213 generators for art projects, 1,124 generators for theme camps and motor homes, and another 550 engines for mobile art or mutant vehicles. The level of traffic, fuel sources, and fuel use associated with 58,000 to 70,000 people would be greater than the 2011 levels in proportion with population

...then there's the airport...

In 2010, 1,253 total operations and 630 landings occurred during the Burning Man event, and in 2011, there were 2,062 total operations and 978 landings during the event (BRC 2012).

...and almost a thousand port-a-potties to pimp...

The number of toilets would be based on BRC's expected population (e.g., there were approximately 900 toilets available for the 2011 event)
 
2012-08-18 10:59:10 AM
This all goes back to the fact that this is the land of the free until you go offending someone's sensibilities. They get their fundies all in a bunch, then biatch and cry about it, and then everyone having fun has to pick up their toys and go home.
 
2012-08-18 11:00:12 AM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Do the words "Freedom of Assembly" mean anything to you? Or do you think the 1st Amendment only applies to people and groups whose views you approve of and agree with?
 
2012-08-18 11:02:24 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: Ticket prices starting at $240 and ranging up to $390, times about 55,000 people = about $15 million in ticket sales. I think the "organizers" can afford the fee bump.

Then there's the $7 "processing fee" and $12 delivery fee per ticket.
Somebody be getting PAID all up in there.

SOURCE.

/There's no whining like the wannabe hippie artiste freedom herpes trust-fund crowd whining.

Total Expenditures - 2010: $17,515,083


Their expenditures don't seem unreasonable, but I'm wondering why their comprehensive financials only include expenses and not revenue.
 
2012-08-18 11:02:53 AM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Have you been to the Black Rock Desert? It's 10 miles from anything. Gerlach which is the closest thing to civilization, I think is happy to have the business it generates because it and a gas station are pretty much the only thing around for 50 miles.

/LDRS!!
 
2012-08-18 11:03:22 AM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.


Is this done near people's homes? I thought it was out in the desert. I've never had an interest before but for some reason all of a sudden I kind of want to go to this thing.
 
2012-08-18 11:04:02 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Vendor fees.

What's your point? The organization takes in revenue and spends it. Everyone involved is okay with that.

Oh, that's right. You're an obvious troll, ignoring that a judge just used his authority to punish people who don't adhere to his religious beliefs, while violating ethics laws requiring recusing himself and violated due process to do pass a court order violating the county's right to make contracts.

That's okay, though, because you don't like it either. Authoritarian.
 
2012-08-18 11:05:26 AM
Dent01: This all goes back to the fact that this is the land of the free until you go offending someone's sensibilities. They get their fundies all in a bunch, then biatch and cry about it, and then everyone having fun has to pick up their toys and go home.

Its only freedom if Jeebus is involved. If there is no Jeebus, then you can be oppressed all day/every day.
 
2012-08-18 11:05:45 AM
Check out those ticket prices.

44,000 tickets x average ticket price $320 = 14 million dollars in revenue.

The permit fee is $450k... or about 3.2% of total revenue. Not huge by any stretch of the imagination. This is hardly going to run burning man out of town.

It sounds more like the county just wants its fair share of the action.
 
2012-08-18 11:06:16 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: No environmental impact whatsoever!

smip:

Don't think that just because there are a lot of Hippies present, that Burning Man is all eco-friendly.

Fuel (e.g., gasoline, diesel, wood, propane) would be used for transportation, power generators and open burning. The applicant rented 34 generators to power its operations during the 2011 event and surveys taken during the 2011 event found participants used 213 generators for art projects, 1,124 generators for theme camps and motor homes, and another 550 engines for mobile art or mutant vehicles. The level of traffic, fuel sources, and fuel use associated with 58,000 to 70,000 people would be greater than the 2011 levels in proportion with population

...then there's the airport...

In 2010, 1,253 total operations and 630 landings occurred during the Burning Man event, and in 2011, there were 2,062 total operations and 978 landings during the event (BRC 2012).

...and almost a thousand port-a-potties to pimp...

The number of toilets would be based on BRC's expected population (e.g., there were approximately 900 toilets available for the 2011 event)


And this makes it okay to violate due process in order to impose your religious beliefs.

It's okay because you don't like them.
 
2012-08-18 11:08:50 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: And this makes it okay to violate due process in order to impose your religious beliefs.

It's okay because you don't like them.


Plenty of non-religious reasons not to like the Burning Man clusterjerk.

/And yes, I don't like religions. So wut?
 
2012-08-18 11:10:55 AM
Any Pie Left: Can't they just pick a less graft-plagued hunk of federal desert to run this thing?

They can and will, and the good people of Gerlach will be like "Bawww! My fry bread stand shut down! My gas station 85 miles from nowhere ain't sellin no condoms! Baww!" and there go all the flying dollar signs, to say, Fallon or Elko or maybe even Wyomingo.
 
2012-08-18 11:11:03 AM
BokChoy: Check out those ticket prices.

44,000 tickets x average ticket price $320 = 14 million dollars in revenue.

The permit fee is $450k... or about 3.2% of total revenue. Not huge by any stretch of the imagination. This is hardly going to run burning man out of town.

It sounds more like the county just wants its fair share of the action.


No, because if it holds, they Pershing Co. Sheriff will have the authority to judge everything there and make arrests for "obscenity" or "lewdness." They want the power to harass them off of Federal land that can't be seen by anyone except the participants. The closest city isn't even in Pershing Co -- it doesn't affect anyone but the participants.

In fact, they give Pershing Co. a lot of revenue every year. The whole reason this judge is doing this is because he doesn't like boobies.
 
2012-08-18 11:11:56 AM
Abox: Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.


Is this done near people's homes? I thought it was out in the desert. I've never had an interest before but for some reason all of a sudden I kind of want to go to this thing.


I just realized why I want to go. I have a group of friends that are of almost no use to me except that they'd make this thing awesome. Up til now they were just going to be my zombie-apocalypse/societal breakdown defense group...so you can see how their skills might come in handy at Burning Man.
 
2012-08-18 11:11:58 AM
BokChoy: Check out those ticket prices.

44,000 tickets x average ticket price $320 = 14 million dollars in revenue.

The permit fee is $450k... or about 3.2% of total revenue. Not huge by any stretch of the imagination. This is hardly going to run burning man out of town.

It sounds more like the county just wants its fair share of the action.


And that private profit is being made using public land.
 
2012-08-18 11:12:16 AM
Isn't this about the time when anonymous steps in and puts the jacknut in check?
 
2012-08-18 11:13:09 AM
"Since January, 2001 to the present, Judge Wagner has had the honor to sit on the State of Nevada's Commission on Judicial Discipline, which monitors and regulates the ethical behavior of judges at various levels throughout the state of Nevada. "

just another dumbass judge.
/thread
 
2012-08-18 11:13:12 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: And this makes it okay to violate due process in order to impose your religious beliefs.

It's okay because you don't like them.

Plenty of non-religious reasons not to like the Burning Man clusterjerk.

/And yes, I don't like religions. So wut?


The judge, not you personally.

You're saying it's okay for the judge to collude to violate due process to impose his morality on something that doesn't affect him in the least, just because it has boobies.

Why do you hate boobies?
 
2012-08-18 11:13:15 AM
Actual Farking: a hoard of disgusting people

cooldudestuff.com

repugnant
 
2012-08-18 11:14:58 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: BokChoy: Check out those ticket prices.

44,000 tickets x average ticket price $320 = 14 million dollars in revenue.

The permit fee is $450k... or about 3.2% of total revenue. Not huge by any stretch of the imagination. This is hardly going to run burning man out of town.

It sounds more like the county just wants its fair share of the action.

And that private profit is being made using public land.


...that doesn't belong to the county, it belongs to the Federal Government. The closest city isn't even in Pershing Co.

Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.
 
2012-08-18 11:17:32 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: James F. Campbell: wejash: Who knows in Nevada though.

It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.

Oh, look, you're right: He's a Mormon. Good guess.


And not the cool, live-and-let-live kind, apparently.
 
2012-08-18 11:17:54 AM
Make no mistake, Burning Man is all about the dead presidents and everybody wants some.

/Same as any venture that grows huge and hugely profitable. Boss Hogg or the mob or the Indians or the preachers are going to show up and demand their piece of the pie.
//And this happened to Burning Man -- it's a delicious pastry filled with sweet irony.
 
2012-08-18 11:19:03 AM
thisisyourbrainonFark: repugnant

But they're out in the DESERT! I bet they don't smell like roses! The nerve of those damn hippies.
 
2012-08-18 11:19:13 AM
Obvious cash grab is obvious.

Fire your security services and find another spot.
 
2012-08-18 11:19:23 AM
LoneVVolf: "Specifically, the proposal would have imposed hundreds of thousands of dollars of new fees on BRC, subjected Burning Man to local law enforcement inconsistent with the terms of the BLM permit, and otherwise make the conduct of the Burning Man event contingent upon and subject to county and state laws and polices that could conflict, and in fact did conflict, with the terms of the 2012 BLM permit."

Oh my god; make them responsible for their actions?! Put municipal and state legislation before the content of a commercial contract? What kind of monsters are proposing this?!


Putting that GED in law to good use, I see.
 
2012-08-18 11:20:47 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Make no mistake, Burning Man is all about the dead presidents and everybody wants some.

So what?

Does that mean they aren't American citizens, with the right to due process?

All you're doing is repeating Eric Cartman over and over again. You've made your point that you don't like it. Are you going to sit here all day and ignore the thread topic, or keep threadjacking?
 
2012-08-18 11:21:39 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: BokChoy: Check out those ticket prices.

44,000 tickets x average ticket price $320 = 14 million dollars in revenue.

The permit fee is $450k... or about 3.2% of total revenue. Not huge by any stretch of the imagination. This is hardly going to run burning man out of town.

It sounds more like the county just wants its fair share of the action.

And that private profit is being made using public land.


Uh, that last part has been true since the early 1800s...part of BLM's mandate in fact. Usually applied to mineral rights, of course.
 
2012-08-18 11:21:53 AM
Concerned that the county could not apply the revised festival ordinance to Burning Man, the district attorney filed a petition on behalf of Nevada to make Burning Man comply with the festival law, according to the complaint. But Black Rock City says it was not a party to this "collusive litigation."
"At this point an even more astonishing series of events ensued," the lawsuit states. "The petition was assigned to Judge Wagner - the very individual who had spoken out at a public hearing against the Burning Man event,


Full stop. the judge was on record as opposing the festival? that's a clear cut conflict of interest and he should have recused himself.
 
2012-08-18 11:22:03 AM
thisisyourbrainonFark: Actual Farking: a hoard of disgusting people

cooldudestuff.com

repugnant


Yeah, those chicks represent about .5 percent of the BM crowd. The same ratio as any nude beach: 3 hot chicks and 1500 naked old guys trying not to get caught staring at them.

Electric Daisy Carnival has a much better hot ass to old sausage ratio. Trust me, I've been to both.
 
2012-08-18 11:22:46 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.

I love hippies and was raised by one.
However. I don't like greedy faux-hippies poseurs who are in it for nothing but the bucks. The American disease creeps, even out into the desert.
YOu go high profile like this, you've got to expect The Man to come a' knocking, one way or another.
I'm amazed this sham has continued for so long, given what it's become.
Educate yourself before you call me a troll.

/Because calling people trolls is easier than arguing using reality-based facts, amirite?
//Hippies, rednecks, they're all the same.
 
2012-08-18 11:23:02 AM
King Something: Do the words "Freedom of Assembly" mean anything to you? Or do you think the 1st Amendment only applies to people and groups whose views you approve of and agree with

Freedom of assembly no longer applies the moment someone charges people to 'assemble'
 
2012-08-18 11:24:09 AM
retarded: Wagner, who is not a party to this action, allegedly supported the festival law amendment at a November 2011 public hearing, "commenting that Burning Man 'purveys titillation.'"

Last I checked, purveying titillation is neither unconstitutional nor illegal.


What really chaps my ass about the religious nuts is that if they can't have any fun, they want to make sure no one else does, either.
 
2012-08-18 11:24:42 AM
Weaver95: Concerned that the county could not apply the revised festival ordinance to Burning Man, the district attorney filed a petition on behalf of Nevada to make Burning Man comply with the festival law, according to the complaint. But Black Rock City says it was not a party to this "collusive litigation."
"At this point an even more astonishing series of events ensued," the lawsuit states. "The petition was assigned to Judge Wagner - the very individual who had spoken out at a public hearing against the Burning Man event,

Full stop. the judge was on record as opposing the festival? that's a clear cut conflict of interest and he should have recused himself.


Like I said in the first.... er, my primary contribution:

"The petition was assigned to Judge Wagner - the very individual who had spoken out at a public hearing against the Burning Man event, had provided a public statement that the agreement between BRC and the county was not valid, had privately pressed commissioners to implement the relief requested in the petition, and who had witnessed the affidavit in support of the petition."

And he didn't recuse himself. He signed the court order the day before the petition was filed. Clear collusion.
 
2012-08-18 11:25:06 AM
Lenny_da_Hog:

...that doesn't belong to the county, it belongs to the Federal Government. The closest city isn't even in Pershing Co.

Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.


It does belong to the country, because they're the ones providing the police and emergency response. The federal government may own the land, but that's all they do.
 
2012-08-18 11:25:25 AM
hasty ambush: environmental ones (next to "for the children") are usually the most successful.

fark off you american hating shiat
 
2012-08-18 11:25:40 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.

I love hippies and was raised by one.
However. I don't like greedy faux-hippies poseurs who are in it for nothing but the bucks. The American disease creeps, even out into the desert.
YOu go high profile like this, you've got to expect The Man to come a' knocking, one way or another.
I'm amazed this sham has continued for so long, given what it's become.
Educate yourself before you call me a troll.

/Because calling people trolls is easier than arguing using reality-based facts, amirite?
//Hippies, rednecks, they're all the same.


So go submit a thread about how much you hate Burning Man and stop threadjacking. I'll even vote for it to be greenlighted.
 
2012-08-18 11:26:18 AM
Gunderson: King Something: Do the words "Freedom of Assembly" mean anything to you? Or do you think the 1st Amendment only applies to people and groups whose views you approve of and agree with

Freedom of assembly no longer applies the moment someone charges people to 'assemble'


gotta keep the hippies in line, don'tcha know. since we can't simply flat out tell them to STFU and get lost, we stack fees sky high and then tell them that they can't have any sort of gathering unless they can pay for it. and since hippies are poor and can't for for dick, well...no speech for them!

then the authoritarians and pro-corporate types laugh and dance and laugh! oh the times they have! all because we permitted the courts to say that money==speech.
 
2012-08-18 11:28:29 AM
BokChoy: Lenny_da_Hog:

...that doesn't belong to the county, it belongs to the Federal Government. The closest city isn't even in Pershing Co.

Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.

It does belong to the country, because they're the ones providing the police and emergency response. The federal government may own the land, but that's all they do.


BM contracts to them and pays their salaries and any incurred costs. They also contract to Washoe Co. sheriffs, and the event isn't held in that county. It's all Federal land.
 
2012-08-18 11:29:11 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: Make no mistake, Burning Man is all about the dead presidents and everybody wants some.

So what?

Does that mean they aren't American citizens, with the right to due process?

All you're doing is repeating Eric Cartman over and over again. You've made your point that you don't like it. Are you going to sit here all day and ignore the thread topic, or keep threadjacking?


You mean the ticket seller's organization is entitled to due process?
You must be one of those corporations-are-people drones.

Anybody can go camp on the Black Rock. This land is our land, etc.
Except when 2,000 acres are cordoned off and $390 admission is charged for 60,000 people.
The roots of the moralistic crusader's motivation mentioned in the thread title are clearly financial and I'm underlining that point, so don't accuse me of threadjacking.

Your ad hom attacks against me are more effective threadjacking than anything I've done.
 
2012-08-18 11:29:22 AM
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7275354/78794508#c78794508" target="_blank">HotIgneous Intruder</a>:</b> <i>

BM has become a monster money-making venture (ironic, right?)</I>

In which airheaded hipsters barely past the age of consent spend lots of (somebody's) money to frolic in the desert in mid-summer. To celebrate how "artistic" and "countercultural" and "free" they are.

Cry me a river. At least Altamont was free.
 
2012-08-18 11:29:36 AM
Lenny_da_Hog:
And he didn't recuse himself. He signed the court order the day before the petition was filed. Clear collusion.


now i'm sure that sort of thing plays well in the local court system...however, the appellate courts tend to frown on that kind of thing. not much anyone can do to a sitting judge. he can pretty much be a dick all day long and nobody can really say anything about it...but the prosecutor, on the other hand, he could face all sorts of backlash.

at any rate, i'm sure Burning Man will sort this all out. the local judge and prosecutor will lose, and likely be even MORE hostile.
 
2012-08-18 11:30:09 AM
Vaguely reminds me of the former Spring Breaker vs Fort Lauderdale controversy.
Couldn't figure out how to soak the college kids so they kicked them out.

Stopped by in 90? 91? just to see some friends in the vicinity around Spring Break time.
Reminded me of St Pete, nice and quiet, so quiet you could hear the retirement watches ticking
St. Pete, gods waiting room.

BurningMan's big business. Corporate really. Why do you think there's no more Woodstocks or anything like that anymore? Cash hungry municipalities sink a well into the accounts payable and that's the end of it.

Wondering if this is stifling the free speech of corporations they paid so much fought so hard for.
 
2012-08-18 11:30:57 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:
Anybody can go camp on the Black Rock. This land is our land, etc.
Except when 2,000 acres are cordoned off and $390 admission is charged for 60,000 people..


the organizers don't have a choice though. they HAVE to charge admission to pay off the local government(s).
 
2012-08-18 11:31:16 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:

Anybody can go camp on the Black Rock. This land is our land, etc. Except when 2,000 acres are cordoned off and $390 admission is charged for 60,000 people.

Bingo.
 
2012-08-18 11:31:24 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: ....
not that i'm a burner (not my thing) but one year i sat down and read all about the logistics of burning man (creating a city of 50k, then erasing all evidence of it is farking interesting)

they clean up after their shiat.. they clean up after their shiat REALLY FRACKING WELL


it's really easy to pick out the moralizing asshats in this thread.
 
2012-08-18 11:32:15 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: And that private profit is being made using public land.

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

plus if you farking bothered to read "Black Rock City's" expenses you'd realize that in the end they make zero money.. tickets are expensive because of the logistics of setup AND CLEANUP
 
2012-08-18 11:32:18 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Except when 2,000 acres are cordoned off and $390 admission is charged for 60,000 people.

And the expenditures match the revenue. Go figure. The organization will soon be an incorporated non-profit.

Nobody is worried about how much you hate it. Stop threadjacking. You're making Fark suck.
 
2012-08-18 11:33:59 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.

I love hippies and was raised by one.
However. I don't like greedy faux-hippies poseurs who are in it for nothing but the bucks. The American disease creeps, even out into the desert.
YOu go high profile like this, you've got to expect The Man to come a' knocking, one way or another.
I'm amazed this sham has continued for so long, given what it's become.
Educate yourself before you call me a troll.

/Because calling people trolls is easier than arguing using reality-based facts, amirite?
//Hippies, rednecks, they're all the same.


Bitter much?
 
2012-08-18 11:35:43 AM
capitafun: Bitter much?

Not really.
Why the ad hom attack?
Got nothing?
 
2012-08-18 11:36:48 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: capitafun: Bitter much?

Not really.
Why the ad hom attack?
Got nothing?


no, you sound pretty bitter and pissed off about something.
 
2012-08-18 11:37:11 AM
Kazan: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

But where's the limit?
50,000 people? A half billion in profit?

Even Teddy Roosevelt knew this kind of thing was wrong.
 
2012-08-18 11:37:31 AM
Mouser : Why do you think the judge is jacking up the fees here? Hint: It's not due to any "moral opposition" to the event content.

Really? You don't think the fact that this judge is a Mormon has anything to do with it?
 
2012-08-18 11:37:47 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: Except when 2,000 acres are cordoned off and $390 admission is charged for 60,000 people.

And the expenditures match the revenue. Go figure. The organization will soon be an incorporated non-profit.

Nobody is worried about how much you hate it. Stop threadjacking. You're making Fark suck.


More ad homo attacks.
You got nothing.
 
2012-08-18 11:38:08 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Kazan: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

But where's the limit?
50,000 people? A half billion in profit?

Even Teddy Roosevelt knew this kind of thing was wrong.


now you're just trolling. or at least ignoring the facts anyways.
 
2012-08-18 11:38:30 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: You mean the ticket seller's organization is entitled to due process?
You must be one of those corporations-are-people drones.


*faceplam*

get the fark out of this thread you irrational shiat

you don't have to farking support corporate personhood to thing that due process should be followed at all times.

you have an irrational hate on for burning man based on the mistaken impression that they turn a profit instead of the reality where most almost all the money is spent on the incredible expensive logistics of setting up, tearing down and cleaning up an ephemeral city of 50,000 people.


HotIgneous Intruder: Anybody can go camp on the Black Rock. This land is our land, etc.
Except when 2,000 acres are cordoned off and $390 admission is charged for 60,000 people.


you have no farking idea how federal lands permitting works, do you?


i have a feeling that you went to burning man, and all the hot girls shunned your mangled, ugly, 400lb cheeto inhaling ass.
 
2012-08-18 11:40:31 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: And the expenditures match the revenue. Go figure. The organization will soon be an incorporated non-profit.

No they don't.
You seriously think those figures aren't cooked?
You seriously think non-profit presidents and staff can't get paid boo-koo bucks?
Did it hurt falling off the turnip truck yesterday?
 
2012-08-18 11:40:43 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: capitafun: Bitter much?

Not really.


Then stop railing against it. It has nothing to do with the thread. I don't see anywhere in the article where Burning Man is claiming smug superiority or anything else.

I see an article where an authoritarian judge is overreaching his power to punish people you and he don't like in violation of the law and the Constitution.

Is it okay for the judge to do that? Can you address the topic? Or are you just going to keep railing against whatever it is you don't like about it?
 
2012-08-18 11:41:00 AM
Barricaded Gunman: Mouser : Why do you think the judge is jacking up the fees here? Hint: It's not due to any "moral opposition" to the event content.

Really? You don't think the fact that this judge is a Mormon has anything to do with it?


could be that the judge just doesn't like freaky people. don't have to be Mormon for that. plenty of people who hate/fear Burning Man simply because it's outside their own personal comfort zone(s). that's reason enough for them to want to see it ended.

I think the Burners are pretty cool. not my thing of course but I don't feel threatened by 'em. those 'Wasteland Weekend' people, on the other hand. now THAT'S something I'd like to go do someday.
 
2012-08-18 11:41:19 AM
Kazan: get the fark out of this thread you irrational shiat

Name calling.
Cute.
 
2012-08-18 11:41:44 AM
Weaver95: HotIgneous Intruder: capitafun: Bitter much?

Not really.
Why the ad hom attack?
Got nothing?

no, you sound pretty bitter and pissed off about something.


No, he's a troll. See 7267895.
 
2012-08-18 11:41:45 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Kazan: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

But where's the limit?
50,000 people? A half billion in profit?

Even Teddy Roosevelt knew this kind of thing was wrong.


*Facepalm*

the limit is what they can clean up after sufficiently to leave near zero trace

you can stfu about burning man's profit until you can prove it makes some, revenues are not profit you ignoramus. and for profit venues are allowed on non-wilderness BLM landsa with a permit.. what the fark do you think most of BLM's land is? IT'S GRAZING LAND\

this isn't national forest wilderness we're talking about

HotIgneous Intruder: You got nothing.

neither do you, just an impotent rage based on the false impressions that burning man turns a significant profit because it has high revenues - while you completely ignore it has equally high expenses (LIKE CLEANING UP AFTER ITSELF) and under the completely asinine belief that for profit actions are not allowed on BLM lands.
 
2012-08-18 11:41:53 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: And the expenditures match the revenue. Go figure. The organization will soon be an incorporated non-profit.

No they don't.
You seriously think those figures aren't cooked?
You seriously think non-profit presidents and staff can't get paid boo-koo bucks?
Did it hurt falling off the turnip truck yesterday?


dude. seriously. log off and go outside for a bit.
 
2012-08-18 11:42:49 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: And the expenditures match the revenue. Go figure. The organization will soon be an incorporated non-profit.

No they don't.
You seriously think those figures aren't cooked?
You seriously think non-profit presidents and staff can't get paid boo-koo bucks?
Did it hurt falling off the turnip truck yesterday?


So what? Staff salaries are listed as expenditures, and it has NOTHING to do with the thread.
 
2012-08-18 11:43:56 AM
Having been one of (undoubtedly) many Farkers who have staffed Burning Man over the years, I'm getting a kick ---

Seriously, there are as many (if not more) techies as there are 'hippies'. Good-looking people are proportionally more than 0.5 percent, too. Unless it's changed since I was there last, about 8 years ago. I was one of the only fat chicks there, given that it's kind of an outdoorsy venue.

BM is good if you value events and experiences that would never happen in real life. Drumming with Mick Fleetwood, coffee in the AM with actors and artists. Lots of unusual fun people who should have epic tales written about them -- an ex-academic physicist/mathematician in dreadlocks who just tours the country meeting up with other physicists to do calculations with. The surfer physicist who made the news a few years ago. Nurses and doctors. CEOs and students. Cute kids and old farts.

It's not sexy-time. Judge Wagner, screw you. Spend a few days up there. Titillation my ass (which stays clothed, thank you).
 
2012-08-18 11:44:42 AM
This thread's gonna need a Fark Badge soon.

So I guess that's why I'm posting in it.
 
2012-08-18 11:44:53 AM
Kazan: neither do you, just an impotent rage based on the false impressions that burning man turns a significant profit because it has high revenues - while you completely ignore it has equally high expenses (LIKE CLEANING UP AFTER ITSELF) and under the completely asinine belief that for profit actions are not allowed on BLM lands.

I had to deal with the BLM for years -- Because a lot of Alaska's oil industry uses FEDERAL LAND! OMG!

Did you know the Trans-Alaska pipeline uses Federal land? The National Petroleum Reserve-AK is Federal land?

OMG!
 
2012-08-18 11:46:26 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Kazan: get the fark out of this thread you irrational shiat

Name calling.
Cute.


now care to address the points i made, or are you going to try to hide behind the fact that you were insulted to evade them?
Kazan: not that i'm a burner (not my thing) but one year i sat down and read all about the logistics of burning man (creating a city of 50k, then erasing all evidence of it is farking interesting)

they clean up after their shiat.. they clean up after their shiat REALLY FRACKING WELL



Kazan: you have an irrational hate on for burning man based on the mistaken impression that they turn a profit instead of the reality where most almost all the money is spent on the incredible expensive logistics of setting up, tearing down and cleaning up an ephemeral city of 50,000 people.


Kazan:
plus if you farking bothered to read "Black Rock City's" expenses you'd realize that in the end they make zero money.. tickets are expensive because of the logistics of setup AND CLEANUP



Kazan: you don't have to farking support corporate personhood to thing that due process should be followed at all times.

you have an irrational hate on for burning man based on the mistaken impression that they turn a profit instead of the reality where most almost all the money is spent on the incredible expensive logistics of setting up, tearing down and cleaning up an ephemeral city of 50,000 people.


Kazan: you have no farking idea how federal lands permitting works, do you?

failure to address this points can be interpreted that you have no ability to respond to them in a way that doesn't involve admitting that you're wrong
 
2012-08-18 11:47:22 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: Is it okay for the judge to do that? Can you address the topic? Or are you just going to keep railing against whatever it is you don't like about it?

1) Judges can do whatever they want.
2) The judge wants money and there no way I can address the truth of the claim in the thread headline that the judge is moralistic, as I don't know his actual motivations, except that all humans are moved by wealth or the possibility of accumulating it. For this judge, if this stands and BM stays and pays to play, he'll be in the tall clover politically for the rest of his life.
3) Is that moral or amoral or moralistic? I don't care.
4) BM is a huge money maker but the profits are hidden in padded books, like all big-payday events.
5) I dislike seeing nieve people being bilked and BM has become a revenue generator. Read and learn.

/Say something that cuts across the herd mentality and get called names -- It's Fark genius!
 
2012-08-18 11:47:36 AM
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Seriously, there are as many (if not more) techies as there are 'hippies'.

I see it as a place where engineers, techs, hippies, and artists collide.
 
2012-08-18 11:48:32 AM
pxlboy: What really chaps my ass about the religious nuts is that if they can't have any fun, they want to make sure no one else does, either.

This (but especially that)!!
 
2012-08-18 11:49:18 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: No environmental impact whatsoever!

smip:

Don't think that just because there are a lot of Hippies present, that Burning Man is all eco-friendly.

Fuel (e.g., gasoline, diesel, wood, propane) would be used for transportation, power generators and open burning. The applicant rented 34 generators to power its operations during the 2011 event and surveys taken during the 2011 event found participants used 213 generators for art projects, 1,124 generators for theme camps and motor homes, and another 550 engines for mobile art or mutant vehicles. The level of traffic, fuel sources, and fuel use associated with 58,000 to 70,000 people would be greater than the 2011 levels in proportion with population

...then there's the airport...

In 2010, 1,253 total operations and 630 landings occurred during the Burning Man event, and in 2011, there were 2,062 total operations and 978 landings during the event (BRC 2012).

...and almost a thousand port-a-potties to pimp...

farm9.staticflickr.com

What Pimping a Port-a-potty may look like....
 
2012-08-18 11:49:32 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:
4) BM is a huge money maker but the profits are hidden in padded books, like all big-payday events.



And you know this...how? if you have proof of someone cooking the books, lets see it.
 
2012-08-18 11:49:41 AM
.ok i need to go help a friend do some stuff.. you keep on fighting the bad fight HotIgneous Introlltard
 
2012-08-18 11:50:18 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: Lenny_da_Hog: And the expenditures match the revenue. Go figure. The organization will soon be an incorporated non-profit.

No they don't.
You seriously think those figures aren't cooked?
You seriously think non-profit presidents and staff can't get paid boo-koo bucks?
Did it hurt falling off the turnip truck yesterday?

So what? Staff salaries are listed as expenditures, and it has NOTHING to do with the thread.


That's some great corporate-greed defense there, Lenny.
 
2012-08-18 11:51:31 AM
Kazan: HotIgneous Intruder: Kazan: get the fark out of this thread you irrational shiat

Name calling.
Cute.

now care to address the points i made, or are you going to try to hide behind the fact that you were insulted to evade them?
Kazan: not that i'm a burner (not my thing) but one year i sat down and read all about the logistics of burning man (creating a city of 50k, then erasing all evidence of it is farking interesting)

they clean up after their shiat.. they clean up after their shiat REALLY FRACKING WELL


Kazan: you have an irrational hate on for burning man based on the mistaken impression that they turn a profit instead of the reality where most almost all the money is spent on the incredible expensive logistics of setting up, tearing down and cleaning up an ephemeral city of 50,000 people.


Kazan:
plus if you farking bothered to read "Black Rock City's" expenses you'd realize that in the end they make zero money.. tickets are expensive because of the logistics of setup AND CLEANUP


Kazan: you don't have to farking support corporate personhood to thing that due process should be followed at all times.

you have an irrational hate on for burning man based on the mistaken impression that they turn a profit instead of the reality where most almost all the money is spent on the incredible expensive logistics of setting up, tearing down and cleaning up an ephemeral city of 50,000 people.

Kazan: you have no farking idea how federal lands permitting works, do you?

failure to address this points can be interpreted that you have no ability to respond to them in a way that doesn't involve admitting that you're wrong


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-18 11:53:08 AM
thisisyourbrainonFark:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x289]


hehe.. i was thinking more like

3.bp.blogspot.com
inkpot.com
 
2012-08-18 11:53:47 AM
Sheep just don't like being penned.

/Got to go fire up the Jetranger now.
//Flying out to Kauai this afternoon.
///Ya'll autistics have a great time here on the intertubez.
 
2012-08-18 11:54:24 AM
Kazan: i have a feeling that you went to burning man, and all the hot girls shunned your mangled, ugly, 400lb cheeto inhaling ass.

Do you really think he gets out of his mother's basement??

/They'd have to cut out a wall!
 
2012-08-18 11:54:39 AM
branchtroy: Lenny_da_Hog: HotIgneous Intruder: No environmental impact whatsoever!

smip:


Yes, but what does a smip look like?
 
2012-08-18 11:55:42 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:
And that private profit is being made using public land.



Private profit, on public land??? In America????

Someone alert the media!

/rolls eyes.
 
2012-08-18 11:55:58 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Seriously, there are as many (if not more) techies as there are 'hippies'.

I see it as a place where engineers, techs, hippies, and artists collide.


One of my favorite mixes of all three was the giant Tesla coil driving around the city. Awesome.
 
2012-08-18 11:56:02 AM
That is some grade a prime trolling.
 
2012-08-18 11:56:14 AM
HotIgneous Intruder: Sheep just don't like being penned.

/Got to go fire up the Jetranger now.
//Flying out to Kauai this afternoon.
///Ya'll autistics have a great time here on the intertubez.


suuuure you are.
 
2012-08-18 11:57:10 AM
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Lenny_da_Hog: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Seriously, there are as many (if not more) techies as there are 'hippies'.

I see it as a place where engineers, techs, hippies, and artists collide.

One of my favorite mixes of all three was the giant Tesla coil driving around the city. Awesome.


Dr. Megavolt.
 
2012-08-18 11:58:18 AM
matthewpaulturner.net

I don't see burning man on the list.
 
2012-08-18 11:59:29 AM
Lenny_da_Hog: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Lenny_da_Hog: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Seriously, there are as many (if not more) techies as there are 'hippies'.

I see it as a place where engineers, techs, hippies, and artists collide.

One of my favorite mixes of all three was the giant Tesla coil driving around the city. Awesome.

Dr. Megavolt.


That'd be one of them, yea. I think there were at least a few years leading up to 2006 too.
 
2012-08-18 11:59:31 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [matthewpaulturner.net image 500x553]

I don't see burning man on the list.


He's Mormon. They have that extra list from Moroni.
 
2012-08-18 12:00:00 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [matthewpaulturner.net image 500x553]

I don't see burning man on the list.


Actually, if you cut off the title, it kinda describes BM a bit.
 
2012-08-18 12:00:13 PM
wejash: If the allegations are true, these are the sorts of things that get lower court judges sanctioned or removed by embarrassed higher courts.

Who knows in Nevada though.


Probably not in Nevada. The politics of this are interesting: It used to be that Burning man was held on 4 sq miles of BLM land that was all squarely in Washoe County, which was more or less okay with Burning man because the one week of the festival accounted for 50% of the gross yearly receipts for places like the Empire general store, which was the only general/grocery store in the 150 miles between Reno and Empire/Gerlach, and BM LLC maintains a good deal of their offices and storage facilities in Gerlach bringing badly needed revenue to the town.

In recent years two important things have happened, and I don;t think they were by accident. BLM moved the site of the festival to a bit of land that was half in Washoe and half in Pershing county. However since it was the back half of Pershing county, the county derives no economic benefit from BM being there (other than the Police and fire fees they can squeeze out of the LLC) and politically Pershing county is dominated by conservative Mormons so the Sheriff to keep his job has to be seen as extremely and publicly anti-Burning Man. It's been his deputies who have been responsible for some of the extremely aggressive and sometimes outright illegal enforcement actions we've seen at the festival in the last few years (and this is a big deal because MJ possession in Nevada is still technically a jail able offense, although at BM the standard detente is to let the BLM rangers enforce egregious cases and issue a federal citation rather than make an arrest.

added to this problem is that while Gerlach nearly disappeared when the bottom fell out of the Gypsum market a recent gold strike at a nearby mine has created a boom town economy in the area so Washoe county no longer needs BM for its survival and are less inclined to pushback against what Pershing has been doing lately

BM will be okay though I hope, they have some VERY good lawyers who work near- pro bono for them, my greater worry is that the accumulation of hassles may cause Larry to throw in the towel soon. He's in his sixties, as are a lot of the senior staff, and frankly they really haven't been very good about grooming the replacement power structure. Alot of the people who SHOULD be given the keys to the kingdom are no longer attached to the LLC , because they've wither burned out or been forced out over time. And honestly a lot of those in the power structure now are exactly the kind of peope who should never be allowed anywhere near something like BM. They have the souls of ambitious corporate executives or middle management, both of which are poisonous to the "do-acracy" that Burning man was Built on.

When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die.
 
2012-08-18 12:02:14 PM
James F. Campbell: wejash: Who knows in Nevada though.

It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.


Oh what people don't know is there are actually a lot of social conservatives in Nevada. People all think it's very libertarian in it's views but that's mostly just for the casinos to make money. Many of the people who live there are actually pretty "We should ban this because I don't like it!!!" types.
 
2012-08-18 12:02:22 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [matthewpaulturner.net image 500x553]

I don't see burning man on the list.


I... uh... what? 

Is that the joke?
 
2012-08-18 12:05:06 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [matthewpaulturner.net image 500x553]

I don't see burning man on the list.


It's between "Heavy metal" and "Twilight films".
 
2012-08-18 12:05:46 PM
xant: >by doubling permit fees, its organizer claims in Federal Court. Though this year's event, which runs Aug. 27 to Sept. 3, will not be affected, the 2013 festival is in jeopardy after Pershing County allegedly hiked the fees from $154,000 in 2011 to $448,000 this year.

That's called "tripling", Nick DiVito.


I was hoping someone would call this out. Maybe someone told him the fees "increased by almost 200%"? Either way the writer clearly failed his math GED.
 
2012-08-18 12:06:21 PM
I'm getting a kick. Burning Man is being treated like Wall Street! Success is evil. Make the top 1% pay more. Regulate the fark out of them.

Mind-farking.
 
2012-08-18 12:06:28 PM
Magorn: wejash: If the allegations are true, these are the sorts of things that get lower court judges sanctioned or removed by embarrassed higher courts.

Who knows in Nevada though.

Probably not in Nevada. The politics of this are interesting: It used to be that Burning man was held on 4 sq miles of BLM land that was all squarely in Washoe County, which was more or less okay with Burning man because the one week of the festival accounted for 50% of the gross yearly receipts for places like the Empire general store, which was the only general/grocery store in the 150 miles between Reno and Empire/Gerlach, and BM LLC maintains a good deal of their offices and storage facilities in Gerlach bringing badly needed revenue to the town.

In recent years two important things have happened, and I don;t think they were by accident. BLM moved the site of the festival to a bit of land that was half in Washoe and half in Pershing county. However since it was the back half of Pershing county, the county derives no economic benefit from BM being there (other than the Police and fire fees they can squeeze out of the LLC) and politically Pershing county is dominated by conservative Mormons so the Sheriff to keep his job has to be seen as extremely and publicly anti-Burning Man. It's been his deputies who have been responsible for some of the extremely aggressive and sometimes outright illegal enforcement actions we've seen at the festival in the last few years (and this is a big deal because MJ possession in Nevada is still technically a jail able offense, although at BM the standard detente is to let the BLM rangers enforce egregious cases and issue a federal citation rather than make an arrest.

added to this problem is that while Gerlach nearly disappeared when the bottom fell out of the Gypsum market a recent gold strike at a nearby mine has created a boom town economy in the area so Washoe county no longer needs BM for its survival and are less inclined to pushback against wha ...


That's sad to hear. Although I've never been to Burning Man, it's always to know that it's by choice. Gives me the chance to imagine "What if I go next year?"
 
2012-08-18 12:06:39 PM
Magorn: BM will be okay though I hope, they have some VERY good lawyers who work near- pro bono for them, my greater worry is that the accumulation of hassles may cause Larry to throw in the towel soon.

I read the full complaint when I saw this last night. It's very well substantiated and laid out. And they have used some excellent logic in ticket terms and enforcement to keep people from making money from it and violating the privacy of the attendees. Good legal team. I don't know if Pershing Co. fully understands what they're up against.

The ACLU is also interested, as it looks like it's being done in violation of the First Amendment, to quell free expression. It's also the only group against which they've attempted to enforce the Festival Ordinance.

And Larry is already transitioning away from the org. It will be a standalone non-profit in two more years. He just wants to party, and doesn't want to have to get into the drama and details.
 
2012-08-18 12:06:41 PM
Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?
 
2012-08-18 12:07:54 PM
Weaver95: Gunderson: King Something: Do the words "Freedom of Assembly" mean anything to you? Or do you think the 1st Amendment only applies to people and groups whose views you approve of and agree with

Freedom of assembly no longer applies the moment someone charges people to 'assemble'

gotta keep the hippies in line, don'tcha know. since we can't simply flat out tell them to STFU and get lost, we stack fees sky high and then tell them that they can't have any sort of gathering unless they can pay for it. and since hippies are poor and can't for for dick, well...no speech for them!

then the authoritarians and pro-corporate types laugh and dance and laugh! oh the times they have! all because we permitted the courts to say that money==speech.


If a bunch of hippies go out and want to smoke themselves up until they talk like Fat Albert's Mush-Mouth buddy, I'm fine with that. I Don't smoke, but I do think that Mary Jane should be legal (and tax-free). But you can't evoke a constitutional right of assembly to circumvent laws at a paid event. If everyone twitter one night to all their hippie friends, "lets just chill out for the evening", that would be a different story

That being said, yes, the judge is a dickbag,and should be disbarred. And everyone who supported him should be voted out of office.
 
2012-08-18 12:09:20 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [matthewpaulturner.net image 500x553]

I don't see burning man on the list.


Dude... Third column, near the bottom. Drink some coffee or somethin'.
 
2012-08-18 12:10:14 PM
Weaver95: Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?


PA Regionals
 
2012-08-18 12:10:48 PM
Kazan: HotIgneous Intruder: ....
not that i'm a burner (not my thing) but one year i sat down and read all about the logistics of burning man (creating a city of 50k, then erasing all evidence of it is farking interesting)

they clean up after their shiat.. they clean up after their shiat REALLY FRACKING WELL


it's really easy to pick out the moralizing asshats in this thread.


Yeah, they clean up the site to the point where you won't recognize anything happened, except for maybe the playa isn't as compacted down as much in other areas....the winter rains compact the playa sand.

A friend of mine volunteers in the Burning Man "DPW"...that's the folks that clean up.

Lots of Burning Man hate here. Yeah, the main event is very corporate. If you want to exerience a more pure and smaller event...check out the regional burns. I'm going to SOAK next year.
 
2012-08-18 12:14:32 PM
moops: Lots of Burning Man hate here. Yeah, the main event is very corporate. If you want to exerience a more pure and smaller event...check out the regional burns. I'm going to SOAK next year.

Appropriate name you have there. I do SOAK.
 
2012-08-18 12:14:45 PM
Lenny_da_Hog: Weaver95: Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?

PA Regionals


I am intrigued. thanks!
 
2012-08-18 12:16:52 PM
BarkingUnicorn: I'm getting a kick. Burning Man is being treated like Wall Street! Success is evil. Make the top 1% pay more. Regulate the fark out of them.

Mind-farking.


Hey when Burning Man takes the whole US economy in the dumpster and people lose their jobs all across the nation because of it then give us a call.

It's not about "punishing success". It's about having rules so people are not robbed blind and people have to compete fairly.
 
2012-08-18 12:18:56 PM
Weaver95: Lenny_da_Hog: Weaver95: Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?

PA Regionals

I am intrigued. thanks!


I'm going to one on Sept 28th, Alchemy, in GA. Check it out. EIP for details.

/has theme camp
 
2012-08-18 12:21:33 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [matthewpaulturner.net image 500x553]

I don't see burning man on the list.


mmhmm. Blind, Wag, or trolltistic?
 
2012-08-18 12:23:50 PM
HotIgneous Intruder:

Name calling.
Cute.



You know, I for one would like to thank HotIgneous Intruder for his contributions to this thread.

Each of his comments have been incredibly useful to me, and I'd like to explain why.

EXPLANATION: Has anyone ever seen any of those 4Chan drawings where people react with insane levels of anger to trolls who are chuckling as they type something inflamatory on the web?

Well, that would be me. I found out years ago that trolls like HotIgneous Intruder piss me the fark off. I get this completely irrational emotional reaction, and all I can think about is kicking trolls with large boots for each retarded post before getting down to the bussiness of strangling them slowly to death and thereby improving the human gene pool by like 0.000000000000000000000000^A%.

Now, obviously, this sort of ridculously over-the-top emotional reaction is all out of proportion to any efort of relevance put out by the troll... so, it's like the emotional equivalent of almost free and unlimited energy!

So, I use trolls as a fuel source.

You see, after a hard 60 hour work week, I feel serious burnt out... but then I drop into a Fark or a Reddit thread and read some horrifically troll-tastic asshole like HotIgneous Intruder's posts and I can go from burnt-out sort-of-exhausted guy, to oh-my-God I-burn-with-hatred guy in about twenty minutes flat.

Then I log into WoW and go on an Elf-massacreing spree like you wouldn't believe. Get all geared up, get skilled up, get all hated-up by a troll, and the next few hours goes by in a giant senseless orgy of ganking in Azeroth.

PvPers will know what I'm talking about. If you get into the right mindset, and get into the zone, it's like I'm not even touching the game controls. I just will things to happen, and they happen, and time stands still so everyone else looks like they're crawling through mollasses as my focus narrows down perfectly to each moment by itself.

It's almost Zen.

Anyway, thank God for trolls.
 
2012-08-18 12:24:24 PM
Oh noez...

Is this going to threaten my few days a year where I get to dress like some farking martian retard in an attempt to have anonymous strangers believe that I am something other than the vanilla vanilla of Vanillatown?
 
2012-08-18 12:24:53 PM
CJHardin: Weaver95: Lenny_da_Hog: Weaver95: Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?

PA Regionals

I am intrigued. thanks!

I'm going to one on Sept 28th, Alchemy, in GA. Check it out. EIP for details.

/has theme camp


after working weekends for years (literally over a decade), I never had the chance to do weekend events. now that i'm no longer gainfully employed I have weekends free. to be honest, i'm still not used to having an ENTIRE weekend free. it's kinda scary...and liberating. people DO things on weekends! And I can join them!
 
2012-08-18 12:27:02 PM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Yeah, we know that some people got a stick up their ass about it. That's why we go a million miles out to the middle of bum-fark nowhere desert to do it.

But it never seems to be far enough to stop Small Government Conservatives™ from making a point of trying to ruin the fun. Sure, the Government is all fine and dandy when you're trying to stop young people from having fun, but if you suggest that Mittens pay the same tax rate that I do, then you're EXACTLY THE SAME AS HITLER.
 
2012-08-18 12:29:17 PM
caramba421: Sure, the Government is all fine and dandy when you're trying to stop young people from having fun

*cough*
 
2012-08-18 12:31:33 PM
caramba421:

But it never seems to be far enough to stop Small Government Conservatives™ from making a point of trying to ruin the fun. Sure, the Government is all fine and dandy when you're trying to stop young people from having fun, but if you suggest that Mittens pay the same tax rate that I do, then you're EXACTLY THE SAME AS HITLER.


its interesting, isn't it? how authoritarian these folks are I mean. they're ok with smashing down anything they don't like, and they're willing to expand government as much as necessary in order to do it.
 
2012-08-18 12:33:54 PM
BM on the Playa will be gone soon. The greedy government entities cant help but gouge the LLC a little more every farking year.

Then the recent LLC ticketing farkups causing whole, well established villages to just say "fark it" this year and the rise of smaller regional events I see fragmentation as inevitable. The LLC and the govt seem to be doing their best to put a fork in the event. Maybe that's the grand exit strategy.

Such a shame too. It's a wonderfully weird event that all you haters should really see for yourselves before making grant swipes with your broad brushes.

Stay weird my dusty friends.
 
2012-08-18 12:34:12 PM
hasty ambush: They are going about this all wrong. If they want to infringe on people's rights and get away with it they need to do it for some PC reason; environmental ones (next to "for the children") are usually the most successful.

What is the environmental impact of Burning Man?

What is the Carbon Footprint?

How much trash and bio waste is generated?

When they burn the wicker man how much pollution is created?

What is the cost to mitigate these things?


If you trouble yourself to go to thier website all these questions and more can be answered for you, BM is an LNT even and they've been thinking about these for ten years before "carbon footprint" entered the popular vernacular.
 
2012-08-18 12:35:01 PM
Now watch, as soon as Burning Man is kicked out of the county, this same judge will cry and moan about how Obama is destroying our economy. And the irony that he punted millions of tourism dollars will be completely lost on him.
 
2012-08-18 12:37:39 PM
Magorn: added to this problem is that while Gerlach nearly disappeared when the bottom fell out of the Gypsum market

When US Gypsum closed the plant everyone in Empire had to leave since it's truly a company town. Even the zip code was discontinued.

Empire: The death of a Nevada company town
 
2012-08-18 12:39:18 PM
hasty ambush: What is the Carbon Footprint?

The CO2 that the wood released was taken out of the air by the trees that grew the wood. So the carbon footprint is zero.
 
2012-08-18 12:40:13 PM
SafetyThird: BM on the Playa will be gone soon. The greedy government entities cant help but gouge the LLC a little more every farking year.

Then the recent LLC ticketing farkups causing whole, well established villages to just say "fark it" this year and the rise of smaller regional events I see fragmentation as inevitable. The LLC and the govt seem to be doing their best to put a fork in the event. Maybe that's the grand exit strategy.

Such a shame too. It's a wonderfully weird event that all you haters should really see for yourselves before making grant swipes with your broad brushes.

Stay weird my dusty friends.


No, they shouldn't see it. Then there'd be more ticketing screwups.

Saddest part is there's tickets everywhere now. Burners overpurchased to thwart the scalpers, and by the time they tried to sell them (at face value), nobody can make plans.

But at least the scalpers got screwed worse. They'll think twice before buying in Feb. and thinking they'll have a guaranteed bonanza in a few months.
 
2012-08-18 12:41:47 PM
I wonder why this judge isn't so zealous about Nevada's prostitution?
 
2012-08-18 12:42:02 PM
Weaver95: Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?


We do indeed, twice a year even (memorial and columbas day weekends), for roughly 11 years now (hard for me to believe) It's called Playa Del Fuego, and its held in Delaware on a farm we rent from a Vietnam Veteran's MC. because of the physical limitations on the land we're capped at about 1500 people and it sells out VERY fast so pay attention to ticket sale dates. (We're working on Buying a large bit of land -100 acres or thereabouts in PA to fix that problem in the near future)

feel free to Farkhandle@ultrafarkcom me if you have more specific questions
 
2012-08-18 12:45:15 PM
ldsanarchy.files.wordpress.com
The only thing that will save us from the religious right wing.
 
2012-08-18 12:47:16 PM
Don't care, burners are obnoxious.
 
2012-08-18 12:48:07 PM
LoneVVolf: "Specifically, the proposal would have imposed hundreds of thousands of dollars of new fees on BRC, subjected Burning Man to local law enforcement inconsistent with the terms of the BLM permit, and otherwise make the conduct of the Burning Man event contingent upon and subject to county and state laws and polices that could conflict, and in fact did conflict, with the terms of the 2012 BLM permit."

Oh my god; make them responsible for their actions?! Put municipal and state legislation before the content of a commercial contract? What kind of monsters are proposing this?!


The ones who want local and state laws to apply to FEDERAL land, where they do no belong. BLM owns the Black Rock Desert not the state of NV or the counties of Washoe and Pershing. And the are coming for Burning Man now, but next will be the Large and Dangerous Rocket Association, then the Folks who do races and try to set land speed records on the Playa flats, and since they're Mormons, they won't be happy until every backpacker and day hiker going into the high desert is searched and has their beer confiscated.
 
2012-08-18 12:54:36 PM
My guess is that Judge Puckerbutt here went to BM but even the hippy chicks didn't want to out out for such a creepy looking pig. Now Puckerbutt shall have his revenge. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
 
2012-08-18 12:57:14 PM
Weaver95: Lenny_da_Hog: Weaver95: Magorn: When we built our regional burn, we carefully studied a lot of How BM does business and decided to do the opposite (including incorporating as a legit 501(c)(3) rather than an LLC). Still they are the Mothership, Rome to our provinces, and it would be sad to see it die....

you have an east coast regional event? color me intrigued. you have details?

PA Regionals

I am intrigued. thanks!


Weaver, if you end up going to any of the PA regionals soon, please drop me a line.
 
2012-08-18 12:57:42 PM
puckrock2000: hasty ambush: They are going about this all wrong. If they want to infringe on people's rights and get away with it they need to do it for some PC reason; environmental ones (next to "for the children") are usually the most successful.

When they burn the wicker man how much pollution is created?


What about the bees NOT THE BEES AHHHHHH Ahgarbulagabah my eyes! my eyes! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh!


boner
 
2012-08-18 12:58:49 PM
Kazan: HotIgneous Intruder: Kazan: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

But where's the limit?
50,000 people? A half billion in profit?

Even Teddy Roosevelt knew this kind of thing was wrong.

*Facepalm*

the limit is what they can clean up after sufficiently to leave near zero trace

you can stfu about burning man's profit until you can prove it makes some, revenues are not profit you ignoramus. and for profit venues are allowed on non-wilderness BLM landsa with a permit.. what the fark do you think most of BLM's land is? IT'S GRAZING LAND\

this isn't national forest wilderness we're talking about

HotIgneous Intruder: You got nothing.

neither do you, just an impotent rage based on the false impressions that burning man turns a significant profit because it has high revenues - while you completely ignore it has equally high expenses (LIKE CLEANING UP AFTER ITSELF) and under the completely asinine belief that for profit actions are not allowed on BLM lands.


Hell Black rock city ain;t even good for that. the site of Burning Man is nearly as dead as the moon, its an akalai and Gypsum salt flat with neither plant or insect life:
www.gauravani.com

If folks like Burning Man and the L&D rocket folks weren't using it, it would have maybe one or two backpackers a week walking across it and that's it,
 
2012-08-18 01:01:43 PM
Weaver95: HotIgneous Intruder:
4) BM is a huge money maker but the profits are hidden in padded books, like all big-payday events.


And you know this...how? if you have proof of someone cooking the books, lets see it.


7,283,000 payroll expenses... for an event that is a mostly volunteer affair.

over a mil in legal and "consulting" fees...

All I can say if you have to be pretty incompetent to charge tens of thousands of people $320 to camp rough in the desert with no amenities, and not come out filthy rich.
 
2012-08-18 01:05:22 PM
Ah the cycle of such events. Eventually the event will become big enough that even though it is held out in the desert, way off in the mountains, or where ever, it has a noticeable impact on the locals. At least enough locals to ensure the local PD and council become hostile to the event. At that point the event will either be run out of town via costs and raids or regulated into some whitebread shadow of itself that everyone agrees sucks. Then a new indy event will spring up and in a couple of decades or so that that indy event will die the same death. Thus the cycle of counter culture events continues.
 
2012-08-18 01:06:16 PM
Magorn: If folks like Burning Man and the L&D rocket folks weren't using it, it would have maybe one or two backpackers a week walking across it and that's it,

or rocket cars, can't forget about the rocket cars;
 
2012-08-18 01:10:14 PM
SafetyThird: Such a shame too. It's a wonderfully weird event that all you haters should really see for yourselves before making grant swipes with your broad brushes.

One of my favorite sights on the playa is the Washoe County Senior Services tour shuttle scooting around full of old people. I love seeing their faces light up at the stuff they see out there, and I love the outpouring of generosity and kindness from burners towards them.

Fark burners: if your EL wire breaks or you just want to say hello, stop by Nosefish at 2:30 and Inner Circle, just across from center camp. Alaydis and I will be manning the EL wire repair booth there most afternoons.
 
2012-08-18 01:13:59 PM
James F. Campbell: wejash: Who knows in Nevada though.

It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.


Bigot much?
 
2012-08-18 01:15:00 PM
Abox: Abox: Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.


Is this done near people's homes? I thought it was out in the desert. I've never had an interest before but for some reason all of a sudden I kind of want to go to this thing.

I just realized why I want to go. I have a group of friends that are of almost no use to me except that they'd make this thing awesome. Up til now they were just going to be my zombie-apocalypse/societal breakdown defense group...so you can see how their skills might come in handy at Burning Man.


you want to go because you are hearing about it. Just like if this thread were about pizza you would be having pizza today. It's called being spontaneously predictable. So you'd probably fit right in with the burning man crowd.

/I keed
 
2012-08-18 01:18:07 PM
I'm packing for Burning Man so i'm really getting a kick, yada yada.

Really though I have so much to do to get ready to drive out there with a carload of people, I can't follow all this mess, although you can bet that it's filling up my inbox.

/ )'(
 
2012-08-18 01:18:45 PM
burpchuck: Isn't this about the time when anonymous steps in and puts the jacknut in check?

Yeah. Like they did with...um...give me a second...
 
2012-08-18 01:24:35 PM
Keigh: I'm packing for Burning Man so i'm really getting a kick, yada yada.

Really though I have so much to do to get ready to drive out there with a carload of people, I can't follow all this mess, although you can bet that it's filling up my inbox.

/ )'(


Wish I could go this year ... I've been saying that every year now for about 5 years. :(

Usually it's because I'm in the middle of a house move or new job. This year it's because I need surgery next month, and I don't think a lung full of playa dust is going to be good a week or two before surgery. :(

/damn it
 
2012-08-18 01:26:12 PM
I've been to Burning Man 8 times.

They ganked our crew so hard this year with the ticket fiasco none of us are going.

I hope next year and that they fix their ticket scheme.

In the meantime, we've rediscovered our regionals, which have gotten bigger and better.

Feh
 
2012-08-18 01:26:25 PM
xant: >by doubling permit fees, its organizer claims in Federal Court. Though this year's event, which runs Aug. 27 to Sept. 3, will not be affected, the 2013 festival is in jeopardy after Pershing County allegedly hiked the fees from $154,000 in 2011 to $448,000 this year.

That's called "tripling", Nick DiVito.


Actually, in Nevada that's called four-for-one odds.
 
2012-08-18 01:27:31 PM
The My Little Pony Killer: Don't care, burners are obnoxious.

Well then letting them be obnoxious out in the middle of the desert where you don't have to see them should seem like a good thing.
 
2012-08-18 01:28:09 PM
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Magorn: If folks like Burning Man and the L&D rocket folks weren't using it, it would have maybe one or two backpackers a week walking across it and that's it,

or rocket cars, can't forget about the rocket cars;


As Omar would say "in-DEED"

btw if you are an east coastie looking for a regional burn I'd reccommend you check out PDF as well
 
2012-08-18 01:31:10 PM
Magorn: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Magorn: If folks like Burning Man and the L&D rocket folks weren't using it, it would have maybe one or two backpackers a week walking across it and that's it,

or rocket cars, can't forget about the rocket cars;

As Omar would say "in-DEED"

btw if you are an east coastie looking for a regional burn I'd reccommend you check out PDF as well


Thank you, I will. Same page as the other links?
 
2012-08-18 01:38:03 PM
As a person involved in litigation before this very judge, I'm getting a kick...etc
 
2012-08-18 01:43:47 PM
James F. Campbell: Lenny_da_Hog: Oh, look, you're right: He's a Mormon. Good guess.

Authoritarians and bullies of all stripes are attracted to power.


Assholes are gonna' asshole regardless of whether they worship at the alter of religion, the environment, animal rights, "equal" opportunity, political correctness, racism, corporatism, liberalism, conservativism, socialism, farkism, or any other ism...........
 
2012-08-18 01:45:05 PM
BokChoy: Weaver95: HotIgneous Intruder:
4) BM is a huge money maker but the profits are hidden in padded books, like all big-payday events.


And you know this...how? if you have proof of someone cooking the books, lets see it.

7,283,000 payroll expenses... for an event that is a mostly volunteer affair.

over a mil in legal and "consulting" fees...

All I can say if you have to be pretty incompetent to charge tens of thousands of people $320 to camp rough in the desert with no amenities, and not come out filthy rich.


Security is necessary at any event involving people. Lawyers are necessary. Clean-up is necessary.

And maybe some folks in the planning DO get a payday, so what? Is it huge? Are they super-rich? Does it change the artists and visitors?

Or is this another convoluted and ultimately silly effort to shiat on hippies?

I get that you hate people who are still able to care about things and try shiat and remind you of your age and your failures but get the fark over it.
 
2012-08-18 01:52:36 PM
RIP La Contessa
RIP Sierra Rose
 
2012-08-18 01:54:58 PM
TV's Vinnie: My guess is that Judge Puckerbutt here went to BM but even the hippy chicks didn't want to out out for such a creepy looking pig. Now Puckerbutt shall have his revenge. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

A right-wing judge? More likely the hippy DUDES weren't interested.
/predictable joke

Conservative hate of hippies is a multifaceted thing. There is jealousy of youth, hypocritical shame over having done in their youth what the hippies do now, a hearty helping of "stop liking what I don't like!", sociopolitical disagreements that conservative always frame as good vs. evil when it's one hand vs. other hand, jealousy over how much sex and fun hippies have, and a VERY tiny percentage have legitimate grievances with public nuisances.

This judge probably looked in the mirror, looked at all those young people reminding him he's old and mortal and he is lashing out over the cruelty of it.
 
2012-08-18 01:56:31 PM
purveys titillation

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

MY NIPPLES EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT
 
2012-08-18 02:03:34 PM
studebaker hoch: RIP La Contessa

My very first impression. Waking after the long drive, stumbling out in the morning, and looking out at sunrise to see a full-sized Spanish galleon sailing across the desert.
 
2012-08-18 02:04:17 PM
/off to pick up mah tikkit and get packin'
 
2012-08-18 02:11:59 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: /Got to go fire up the Jetranger now.
//Flying out to Kauai this afternoon.


I think we finally have a replacement for having to be at the gym in 26 minutes
 
2012-08-18 02:16:47 PM
Firstly the Judge should have recused himself from handling this case as he would not likely have been able to remain non prejudicial on the matter.

Secondly if this is true this judge is going to be thrown off the bench and perhaps disbarred.

The town/county will end up on the hook for the legal fees and a hefty settlement thanks to this asshat Judge.

Seriously if costs for the services they provided to Burning man were going up talk to the organizers and work out an acceptable new fee.
 
2012-08-18 02:19:45 PM
Bag of Hammers: thisisyourbrainonFark: Actual Farking: a hoard of disgusting people

[cooldudestuff.com image 535x358]

repugnant

Yeah, those chicks represent about .5 percent of the BM crowd. The same ratio as any nude beach: 3 hot chicks and 1500 naked old guys trying not to get caught staring at them.

Electric Daisy Carnival has a much better hot ass to old sausage ratio. Trust me, I've been to both.


So help us get a visual here. Which one were you - hot chick or naked old lurking guy?

/snort . . . BM crowd
 
2012-08-18 02:32:11 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark: Actual Farking: a hoard of disgusting people

[cooldudestuff.com image 535x358]

repugnant


I know two of women in that photo!!!!
 
2012-08-18 02:40:21 PM
Are we supposed to stop having fun after we get old?

/If you make the right choices in life you'll survive a long time too.
 
2012-08-18 02:43:12 PM
Conservative hate of hippies is a multifaceted thing. There is jealousy of youth, hypocritical shame over having done in their youth what the hippies do now, a hearty helping of "stop liking what I don't like!", sociopolitical disagreements that conservative always frame as good vs. evil when it's one hand vs. other hand, jealousy over how much sex and fun hippies have, and a VERY tiny percentage have legitimate grievances with public nuisances.

that, and they're just really, really irritating.
 
2012-08-18 02:51:24 PM
old people. They have aches and pains, can't get it up and go out of their way to please their imaginary friend in the sky by not only having fun themselves, they have to make everyone else's life miserable because, this is what their god wants.

Fark superstitious scared old people and their stubborn and inflexible brains.
 
2012-08-18 02:53:30 PM
Magorn:

Hell Black rock city ain;t even good for that. the site of Burning Man is nearly as dead as the moon, its an akalai and Gypsum salt flat with neither plant or insect life:
[www.gauravani.com image 500x333]

If folks like Burning Man and the L&D rocket folks weren't using it, it would have maybe one or two backpackers a week walking across it and that's it,


i know that .. i was pointing out to his holy dumbshiatiness that most of BLM lands are rented out for profit.
 
2012-08-18 02:59:06 PM
I really hope this doesn't die out before I get there, at least once. I have gone to just ordinary music fests, like Mulberry or Memphis, or in the woods here (we have a Booger County Boogie that usually gets me stoned and naked for 3 days, it's good fun)...but the desert sounds like blast. That'd be my luck, finally get a few weeks off work, a surplus of cash and a willing navigator...and some pissy fark ruins it all before I get a chance to get to see it.
 
2012-08-18 03:09:44 PM
Farking Canuck: /do not vote in religious nutbags!!

As long as there are religious nutbags, they'll work to get their own into positions of power. They have the advantage of being organized and unified, they think and act in lockstep. Trying to get liberals to work together is roughly akin to herding cats.
 
2012-08-18 03:18:18 PM
media.tumblr.com

Just walk away...
 
2012-08-18 03:20:56 PM
Furious_Chicken: HotIgneous Intruder: /Got to go fire up the Jetranger now.
//Flying out to Kauai this afternoon.

I think we finally have a replacement for having to be at the gym in 26 minutes


Nah, 26 minute guy is real. This guy was an awesome troll. And he got everyone to keep feeding and feeding him. Epic troll is epic. I haven't seen good trolling like that in quite a while. He needs an award or something.
 
2012-08-18 03:21:41 PM
Farking Canuck: Welcome to your future Theocracy America. Morality police making sure everything is good and clean!!

/there is still time to stop it
/do not vote in religious nutbags!!


Are judges elected or appointed in NV?
 
2012-08-18 03:30:49 PM
At 50,000 tickets x $400 each, this amounts to 2% of the total brought in by sales. Inconvenient, sure, but it wouldn't preclude the event.
 
2012-08-18 03:32:05 PM
What profiting off BLM land really looks like.
teeic.anl.gov
 
2012-08-18 03:35:08 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Ticket prices starting at $240 and ranging up to $390, times about 55,000 people = about $15 million in ticket sales. I think the "organizers" can afford the fee bump.

Then there's the $7 "processing fee" and $12 delivery fee per ticket.
Somebody be getting PAID all up in there.

SOURCE.

/There's no whining like the wannabe hippie artiste freedom herpes trust-fund crowd whining.


For an organization that touts that it believes in "free market" they sure do have a lot of restrictions on who is allowed to buy tickets.
 
2012-08-18 03:40:17 PM
Keigh: I'm packing for Burning Man so i'm really getting a kick, yada yada.

Really though I have so much to do to get ready to drive out there with a carload of people, I can't follow all this mess, although you can bet that it's filling up my inbox.

/ )'(


Happy burn, dude. Wish I was joining you this year, but I missed out during the ticket fiasco and didn't fight hard enough to find one in the fracas afterwards. I kind of regret not doing so.
 
2012-08-18 03:40:19 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie

old people. They have aches and pains, can't get it up and go out of their way to please their imaginary friend in the sky by not only having fun themselves, they have to make everyone else's life miserable because, this is what their god wants.

Fark superstitious scared old people and their stubborn and inflexible brains.


Old guy to young guy at party: "Hey you whippersnapper! Stop having so much fun!"
Young guy to old guy at party: "Hey you codger! Stop having so much fun!"

/twenty-three skiddoo!
 
2012-08-18 03:50:30 PM
Ya, conservative guy here, been to burning man more than once. It is a fun party and a hell of a time meeting strange and interesting people, but hippies that bang on about some message to the whole event are just yanking their own crank. That being said, ya, this judge is just wadding his panties up because he doesn't like boobies.
 
2012-08-18 04:02:26 PM
Tommy Moo: Keigh: I'm packing for Burning Man so i'm really getting a kick, yada yada.

Really though I have so much to do to get ready to drive out there with a carload of people, I can't follow all this mess, although you can bet that it's filling up my inbox.

/ )'(

Happy burn, dude. Wish I was joining you this year, but I missed out during the ticket fiasco and didn't fight hard enough to find one in the fracas afterwards. I kind of regret not doing so.


I know of one for sale right now if you are inclined to go still. EIP
 
2012-08-18 04:03:23 PM
SafetyThird: Such a shame too. It's a wonderfully weird event that all you haters should really see for yourselves before making grant swipes with your broad brushes.

Stay weird my dusty friends.


TBH I've always wanted to go just because it looks like a lot of damn fun.. problem is I'm your stereotypical socially awkward nerd.

Shame that between the corporatiosn and the government, I'm probably never going to get a chance...
 
2012-08-18 04:09:35 PM
TsukasaK: SafetyThird: Such a shame too. It's a wonderfully weird event that all you haters should really see for yourselves before making grant swipes with your broad brushes.

Stay weird my dusty friends.

TBH I've always wanted to go just because it looks like a lot of damn fun.. problem is I'm your stereotypical socially awkward nerd.

Shame that between the corporatiosn and the government, I'm probably never going to get a chance...


I've been to BM twice and I have gone to many BM Regional Burns like Playa Del Fuego in Deleware, Transformus in Asheville, and Alchemy in Georgia and they were all great times. The regionals are not as "corporate" as BM itself and have gone on for years unmolested. The regional burns are also WAY less expensive. I'm not going to BM this year simply because of the way they did their ticketing. Oh well.

Give one of the small ones a try to dip your toe in the water and I'm sure you will like it. It for all kinds so you can be as social or non-social as you like. You'll find yourself being more social than you thought though.
 
2012-08-18 04:11:05 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: /Fark Rule: If you say something that makes sense or reality based, you're a troll.

Without getting into the specifics of what you two are arguing about, the above quote makes you sound like a colossal nozzle. It doesn't matter whether you're right or wrong; it just sounds petty, as though you are correct by default.
 
2012-08-18 04:17:15 PM
The Link music festival tickets have an $8 county tax. I believe that they sell something like 300,000 tickets so the county takes in $2,400,000, which is a windfall for a county with little industry.

It was apparently added at the request of the festival organizers, to bribe them to help the county cover the costs of extra law enforcement that weekend. It clearly gives the county a windfall well beyond the intended purpose.

But instead of have the county attempting to displace the festival they welcome it and their annual bribe tax income.

/If I ran the festival I would do the same thing. Keeps the police, who primary conduct traffic, and locals very friendly towards the festival goers.
 
2012-08-18 04:20:00 PM
+1 for burning man, -1 for freedom. its been said above, i just want my plussies on this one.
 
2012-08-18 04:28:14 PM
TsukasaK: TBH I've always wanted to go just because it looks like a lot of damn fun.. problem is I'm your stereotypical socially awkward nerd.

Gee. And just this year, we've formed Introvert Camp for the first time, for just that reason. All are welcome.
 
2012-08-18 04:38:08 PM
The One True TheDavid: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7275354/78794508#c78794508" target="_blank">HotIgneous Intruder</a>:</b> <i>

BM has become a monster money-making venture (ironic, right?)</I>

In which airheaded hipsters barely past the age of consent spend lots of (somebody's) money to frolic in the desert in mid-summer. To celebrate how "artistic" and "countercultural" and "free" they are.

Cry me a river. At least Altamont was free.


bingo! the true & real hippie love spirit dropped dead long ago in tis country. love at the glaring differences between the real 1969 Summer of Love Woodstock festival and the money-whore concert exploiting the Woodstock name years later.

i hope people don't get screwed out of BM altogether. seems a lot of folks love going there every year. but from what i've read in this thread, it sounds like it has jumped the shark and is now poseur central. oh well. either way, i hope people get to go and have fun.
 
2012-08-18 04:38:12 PM
thisisyourbrainonFark: Actual Farking: a hoard of disgusting people

[cooldudestuff.com image 535x358]

repugnant


The event lasts a week and I don't remember any mention of bathing facilities being available. They might look cute on day one, but by day seven they'll look and smell like sasquatch's little sister.
 
2012-08-18 04:53:27 PM
Cool camps have cool showers.
 
2012-08-18 04:53:53 PM
Kazan: hasty ambush: environmental ones (next to "for the children") are usually the most successful.

fark off you american hating shiat


Wow. Someone is sensitive that the secret was let slip.....
 
2012-08-18 04:54:50 PM
The innovation that comes from Burners is interesting. They came up with these fire mats so that anything that burns has no impact, leaves no mark on the desert pan below. They come in different sizes, and Burning Man police (their own uniforms, volunteer police) make sure anyone burning anything uses them (mostly people don't burn much, it's too hot, they want ice instead).

Those of you worried about hygiene have obviously never camped much. Not only is it fun to shower outdoors, but the temps in the desert warm the water up - if you want warm water.

i185.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-18 04:55:18 PM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.

The juggalos? Is that like the jigaboos?
 
2012-08-18 04:55:45 PM
I know Burners who take incredible amounts of water out there with them. There are even some people with portable bathtubs.
 
2012-08-18 05:03:30 PM
James F. Campbell: It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.

By population most of the state is Washoe and Clark county, Pershing County is all Mormons, Fundamentalists, and Tweakers. Thing is Burningman is held in Pershing country, but access to the event and all the impact is via Washoe county.
 
2012-08-18 05:04:41 PM
WAAAATER TRUUUUCK!

/shower issue solved.
 
2012-08-18 05:08:02 PM
Actual Farking: Meh. I wouldn't want Burning Man near my home any more than I would want the Gathering of the juggalos in my back yard. If you are a hoard of disgusting people who want to have a massive party, don't think you aren't going to have to pay through the nose for the privilege.

Ever live near a major sporting venue? The hoards of baseball fans walking through my neighborhood on the way to Wrigley Field are a hoard of disgusting people who only want to get drunk. I would much rather deal with the 50,000 Burning Man attendees one week a year instead of the 40,000+ who move through my neighborhood 80+ days each year. The Burning Man attendees are infinitely more polite than your average sports fan.
 
2012-08-18 05:10:03 PM
Atypical Person Reading Fark: The innovation that comes from Burners is interesting. They came up with these fire mats so that anything that burns has no impact, leaves no mark on the desert pan below. They come in different sizes, and Burning Man police (their own uniforms, volunteer police) make sure anyone burning anything uses them (mostly people don't burn much, it's too hot, they want ice instead).

Those of you worried about hygiene have obviously never camped much. Not only is it fun to shower outdoors, but the temps in the desert warm the water up - if you want warm water.

[i185.photobucket.com image 253x430]


Do you have a link to information on these fire mats?
 
2012-08-18 05:21:09 PM
Being non profit expenses match revenue a 6 million dollar increase between 2008 and 2010 in payroll and expenses of year round opp . check out the black rock posting above.
 
2012-08-18 05:21:40 PM
HotIgneous Intruder: Kazan: YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

But where's the limit?
50,000 people? A half billion in profit?

Even Teddy Roosevelt knew this kind of thing was wrong.


I'd think the limit is somewhere approaching infinity.

If someone decides to host a gathering, and pays for the cost of cleanup, isn't using up limited resources, then they have full right to earn as much as they want/can.

Truckers use public property as well. They paid for it in their gas tax and permits. States and towns don't have the authority to care if the truck is hauling scrap steel or pure gold. As long as it meets the safety and weight limits it isn't their domain.
 
2012-08-18 05:36:21 PM
The mats look like this, but Burning Man now recommends that such mats be put on a platform, insulated from the playa by cinder blocks as well.

They are also recommending decomposed granite under platforms instead of the mats. Ways to protect the playa. Over the years, they've experimented with several different ways of making sure they leave no trace.

But the major one is still all those volunteers who stick around afterwards (and who police the installations).
 
2012-08-18 05:38:11 PM
Okay, so that sucked. Mats.

Burning Man Playa Protection.

There are a couple of other kinds of mats, too.
 
2012-08-18 05:51:27 PM
Like any other party, it's all about the energy you bring.
 
2012-08-18 06:26:46 PM
Lee Jackson Beauregard: hasty ambush: What is the Carbon Footprint?

The CO2 that the wood released was taken out of the air by the trees that grew the wood. So the carbon footprint is zero.


What about the Carbon Footprint made by all the attendees just by traveling to get there? More or less than Al Gore's private jet?
 
2012-08-18 06:32:19 PM
I just stopped in to see if the thread had grown. Whoo boy, I'm gonna have fun farkying all you farker burners when I come back later
 
2012-08-18 06:34:58 PM
So what I'm hearing from this article is that BM had a sweetheart deal with the locality that the judge in charge has decided he doesn't like. So he's being an entitled douche about it to make absolutely farking sure things go his way. But at the same time, it sounds like the extent of his douchiness is to void the sweetheart deal and say BM has to bring something a little more realistic to the table.

Admittedly I am seeing this through the lens of jwz's commentary on BM and how commercialized it had gotten ca. 2003.
 
2012-08-18 06:58:42 PM
Keigh: I'm packing for Burning Man so i'm really getting a kick, yada yada.

Really though I have so much to do to get ready to drive out there with a carload of people, I can't follow all this mess, although you can bet that it's filling up my inbox.


Same. Just put my new Kodiak tent up on the roof deck to test and season it. Full on burner prep mode. I camped with the ladies of Pee Funnel Camp for the last four years, but this year you will likely find me at Playagon Village, FutureCamp/Yurtopia - 2:30 & E. Can't wait!

/ )'(
 
2012-08-18 07:12:29 PM
Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder why this judge isn't so zealous about Nevada's prostitution?

How else would he get laid? He probably doesn't get out of town enough to adopt a wide stance in an airport restroom.
 
2012-08-18 07:40:34 PM
I think, having never been, that burning man is starting to pass it's usefulness as an event, but that being said, I don't have to go, and it seems to me that they are far enough out of town as to bother pretty much nobody, so I say let their freak flags fly.

Pretty expensive event it looks like.
 
2012-08-18 07:42:11 PM
Mock26: Atypical Person Reading Fark: The innovation that comes from Burners is interesting. They came up with these fire mats so that anything that burns has no impact, leaves no mark on the desert pan below. They come in different sizes, and Burning Man police (their own uniforms, volunteer police) make sure anyone burning anything uses them (mostly people don't burn much, it's too hot, they want ice instead).

Those of you worried about hygiene have obviously never camped much. Not only is it fun to shower outdoors, but the temps in the desert warm the water up - if you want warm water.

[i185.photobucket.com image 253x430]

Do you have a link to information on these fire mats?


quick and dirty version involves sheets of corrugated tin and cinder blocks to place them on, s'what we use at PDF. Hit me up if you want pointers on who to talk to about building one.

BTW, Atypical, I know you meant well, but a bunch of Black Rock Rangers just winced when you called them police and talked about their "uniforms". You're not totally wrong, but the Rangers prefer to think of themselves as volunteer mediators instead of any sort of "enforcement" unit (and in the old days made volunteers scream "we are not farking COPS"! a few dozen times as part of their initiation) while a lot of them do tend to dress alike and in khaki (and they do have identifying shirts) they prefer to still call them "costumes" as that phrase tends to piss off wanna-be authoritarians who are attracted to rangering and help them take themselves less seriously. (especially now that EMS and Fire fighters are no longer part of the rangers)
 
2012-08-18 07:50:48 PM
James F. Campbell: wejash: Who knows in Nevada though.

It's a toss-up, I think. My understanding of it is that while the state is overall pretty irreligious, there are a number of super religious zealots living there (Mormons are a pretty common sight in and around Las Vegas), and I don't doubt they've snaked and slimed their way into positions of power.


Actually, we have a pretty fair smattering of religious folk, but this is less 'Mormon' than 'normal'. NV hasn't been selling the 'what happens in Vegas...' angle as much as usual, which is kind of sad, but I'm not entirely surprised by this.

/Wouldn't be surprised to see the hookers outlawed before I turn fifty
//Nothing on God's green earth will get rid of the gambling, though.
 
2012-08-18 08:12:54 PM
Larry Harvey will forever be known as the marketing genius who sold people tickets to an amusement park that didn't exist, and told them to build it themselves.
 
2012-08-18 08:30:01 PM
studebaker hoch: Larry Harvey will forever be known as the marketing genius who sold people tickets to an amusement park that didn't exist, and told them to build it themselves.
 
2012-08-18 08:30:54 PM
fredbox: studebaker hoch: Larry Harvey will forever be known as the marketing genius who sold people tickets to an amusement park that didn't exist, and told them to build it themselves.

goddammitsomuch. Anyway, I was cleverly agreeing with you before the filter rendered it moot. FML.
 
2012-08-18 08:33:26 PM
Magorn: Mock26: Atypical Person Reading Fark: The innovation that comes from Burners is interesting. They came up with these fire mats so that anything that burns has no impact, leaves no mark on the desert pan below. They come in different sizes, and Burning Man police (their own uniforms, volunteer police) make sure anyone burning anything uses them (mostly people don't burn much, it's too hot, they want ice instead).

Those of you worried about hygiene have obviously never camped much. Not only is it fun to shower outdoors, but the temps in the desert warm the water up - if you want warm water.

[i185.photobucket.com image 253x430]

Do you have a link to information on these fire mats?

quick and dirty version involves sheets of corrugated tin and cinder blocks to place them on, s'what we use at PDF. Hit me up if you want pointers on who to talk to about building one.

BTW, Atypical, I know you meant well, but a bunch of Black Rock Rangers just winced when you called them police and talked about their "uniforms". You're not totally wrong, but the Rangers prefer to think of themselves as volunteer mediators instead of any sort of "enforcement" unit (and in the old days made volunteers scream "we are not farking COPS"! a few dozen times as part of their initiation) while a lot of them do tend to dress alike and in khaki (and they do have identifying shirts) they prefer to still call them "costumes" as that phrase tends to piss off wanna-be authoritarians who are attracted to rangering and help them take themselves less seriously. (especially now that EMS and Fire fighters are no longer part of the rangers)


I know they have their own terminology, but you can't really expect an outsider to go interview them to find out. There are several different squads of value-imposing people at Burning Man. I didn't call them COPS, I called them police (which, btw, if Burners really want judges to trust them to take care of their own issues, it wouldn't hurt to use a parallel term - just saying, I know it's all alternatively alternative, and stuff). Of course they take themselves less seriously! COPS used to take themselves less seriously!

I think it would be great, btw, if we all referred to COPS as "costumed" and now I'm going to start doing that. "I saw two costumed cops in an unmarked car yesterday, both were obese." Like that.

Thanks for the terminology. I really want to go to Burning Man someday and know some burners, but it's always right at the most busy time of my work year. And I'm getting old.

And we have dogs.
 
2012-08-19 03:33:59 AM
Kazan: HotIgneous Intruder: And that private profit is being made using public land.

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

plus if you farking bothered to read "Black Rock City's" expenses you'd realize that in the end they make zero money.. tickets are expensive because of the logistics of setup AND CLEANUP


And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996. I lost interest when they sent out an e-mail to people who had bought tickets the year before letting us know they were looking for a Human Resources person.
 
2012-08-19 03:52:11 AM
Medic Zero: And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996. I lost interest when they sent out an e-mail to people who had bought tickets the year before letting us know they were looking for a Human Resources person.

there were only 8k people there in 1996 and the BLM significantly increased permitting requirements in 1997. took me 30 seconds on google to find that info.
 
2012-08-19 04:28:00 AM
Kazan: Medic Zero: And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996. I lost interest when they sent out an e-mail to people who had bought tickets the year before letting us know they were looking for a Human Resources person.

there were only 8k people there in 1996 and the BLM significantly increased permitting requirements in 1997. took me 30 seconds on google to find that info.


I don't care why it now costs more than 10 times as much, so I'm not going to waste my time educating myself with whatever info BMORG provides. The fact that it now costs literally ten times as much for a ticket combined with gas there and back pretty much prices me out for the foreseeable future. More to the point - it's very little like it used to be since it's grown into the kind of organization that needs a HR person.
 
2012-08-19 05:47:56 AM
Burning Man® Sucks, Don't Go™

And anyone who will hold religious writing as superior to the US Constitution has no business being a judge or holding public office of any kind.
 
2012-08-19 10:38:20 AM
Medic Zero: Kazan: Medic Zero: And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996. I lost interest when they sent out an e-mail to people who had bought tickets the year before letting us know they were looking for a Human Resources person.

there were only 8k people there in 1996 and the BLM significantly increased permitting requirements in 1997. took me 30 seconds on google to find that info.

I don't care why it now costs more than 10 times as much, so I'm not going to waste my time educating myself with whatever info BMORG provides. The fact that it now costs literally ten times as much for a ticket combined with gas there and back pretty much prices me out for the foreseeable future. More to the point - it's very little like it used to be since it's grown into the kind of organization that needs a HR person.


so you're a hipster :P
 
2012-08-19 11:28:27 AM
Medic Zero: And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996.

That's 16 years ago. It goes up to $56 based on the power of inflation alone, there are a hell of a lot more people going than there were 16 years ago (++ cleanup, logistics), and then there's the aforementioned governmental requirements which seem to increase the cost a wee bit every year.

I think what you're getting slammed for is the implication that BMO is somehow getting rich off the increased ticket prices, when that's pretty much not the case. They barely break even.
 
2012-08-19 12:40:54 PM
TsukasaK: Medic Zero: And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996.

That's 16 years ago. It goes up to $56 based on the power of inflation alone, there are a hell of a lot more people going than there were 16 years ago (++ cleanup, logistics), and then there's the aforementioned governmental requirements which seem to increase the cost a wee bit every year.

I think what you're getting slammed for is the implication that BMO is somehow getting rich off the increased ticket prices, when that's pretty much not the case. They barely break even.


And by "break even" you mean draws a really fat salary derived by extracting profit from the event in a way that makes any evil corporation envious, right down to photo rights, then yes.
 
2012-08-19 01:10:37 PM
Anyone who thinks people (besides judges and DAs) are getting rich off of Burning Man has never met the senior staff. They do well enough but they are very far from rich. Of course I'm sure Larry doesn't have to buy many things himself, but he is not particularly wealthy.
 
2012-08-19 02:16:37 PM
Increasing taxes and fees on Romney types: MAKE THEM PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!

Increasing taxes and fees on a bunch of people who sit around, listen to music, and burn down a massive wood figure: VIOLATION OF THE RIGHT TO ASSEMBLY!
 
2012-08-19 02:38:11 PM
Kensey:
Admittedly I am seeing this through the lens of jwz's commentary on BM and how commercialized it had gotten ca. 2003.


Which is why I'll never go to BM.

/minor claim to fame: I'm in a jwz gruntle post
 
2012-08-19 03:48:26 PM
Medic Zero: Kazan: HotIgneous Intruder: And that private profit is being made using public land.

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

plus if you farking bothered to read "Black Rock City's" expenses you'd realize that in the end they make zero money.. tickets are expensive because of the logistics of setup AND CLEANUP

And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996. I lost interest when they sent out an e-mail to people who had bought tickets the year before letting us know they were looking for a Human Resources person.


in 1999 what would become PDF was free and held on a national seashore and we passed the hat to cover expenses. In 2001 when we were kicked off the beach by the rangers for being too large, we need to cover about $4000 in expenses to hold our first event on private land so we sold tickets for the first time $20 in advance/$35 at the door. We Broke even the day before the event selling our 200th ticket. the 100 we sold at the door gave us enough of a cushion to hold another event that spring.

11 years later the tickets are $50 and we tend to sell all 1500 in about 7-8 mins during the two "ticket drops"

However the event now costs about $15-20,000 to put on, and the excess we make is going into a land purchase fund so we can afford to buy a bigger and more permanent home to accommodate more attendees and maybe even let us do more year-round events and promotion of the arts (build permanent studios on the premises, have an artist in residence program, etc)

Burning Man has had the same "problem" on a much larger scale: In 96 the event was 3 days long and had a couple thousand people. in 96 the BLM charged a flat fee to use the land, now they charge Per person/per day and require BM to pay for Police and fire protection they don't want or need (BM attracts a cadre of very experienced EMS/Firefighter types who volunteer during the event) Now it's also a week long, has 50,000 people and accommodates art on a scale that almost boggles the mind (Google "Big Rig Jig" or "David Best Temple" for excellent examples). It takes almost a month to prep the site now and 1-2 to restore the desert to You can't do that without a bigger staff,and some year round employees.

So what would you have BM do? Stay small and untrue to their mission because it offends you that they have an actual staff and some grown ups to make it happen?
 
2012-08-19 04:46:57 PM
I love how people think that non-profit organizations are staffed only by volunteers and poor people. The truth is that many salaries within non-profit organizations are competitive with the for-profit sector.
 
2012-08-19 04:49:54 PM
Mock26: The truth is that many salaries within non-profit organizations are competitive with the for-profit sector.

What really bugs me is how many people think there's something wrong with this. Just because a group is registered as a NFP doesn't mean they're forever doomed to remain a hippie commune, guys. Once you get beyond a certain size, you require infrastructure, and that means people who know what they're doing. And people who know what they're doing usually don't have a hell of a lot of spare time to volunteer for free.
 
2012-08-19 05:19:49 PM
TsukasaK: Mock26: The truth is that many salaries within non-profit organizations are competitive with the for-profit sector.

What really bugs me is how many people think there's something wrong with this. Just because a group is registered as a NFP doesn't mean they're forever doomed to remain a hippie commune, guys. Once you get beyond a certain size, you require infrastructure, and that means people who know what they're doing. And people who know what they're doing usually don't have a hell of a lot of spare time to volunteer for free.


Not for profits and nonprofits are two different animals.
 
2012-08-19 05:31:23 PM
Benjimin_Dover: Not for profits and nonprofits are two different animals.

Huh.. did not know that. Better clarify then, my post was in relation to nonprofits, what Mock26 was explicitly referring to.
 
2012-08-19 06:10:12 PM
Benjimin_Dover: TsukasaK: Mock26: The truth is that many salaries within non-profit organizations are competitive with the for-profit sector.

What really bugs me is how many people think there's something wrong with this. Just because a group is registered as a NFP doesn't mean they're forever doomed to remain a hippie commune, guys. Once you get beyond a certain size, you require infrastructure, and that means people who know what they're doing. And people who know what they're doing usually don't have a hell of a lot of spare time to volunteer for free.

Not for profits and nonprofits are two different animals.


Both still have to provide living wages to their full time employees.
 
2012-08-19 06:53:04 PM
TsukasaK: Benjimin_Dover: Not for profits and nonprofits are two different animals.

Huh.. did not know that. Better clarify then, my post was in relation to nonprofits, what Mock26 was explicitly referring to.


Yeah. The two terms are used interchangeably and at many state and local levels it appears they are the same. A non-profit organization actually can make a profit. I would say that most make a profit that stay alive. (Except those that are nothing more than mechanisms to suck grant money into the pockets of the founders/principles by way of salaries) A non-profit is just required to pour all that profit back into whatever its stated mission is. The IRS has a specific idea of what qualifies as a non-profit. Those that cannot make the grade are happy to call themselves not-for-profit.

/my 2 cents
//not a lawyer or tax accountant
 
2012-08-19 07:53:29 PM
BokChoy: Lenny_da_Hog:

...that doesn't belong to the county, it belongs to the Federal Government. The closest city isn't even in Pershing Co.

Stop threadjacking with your hippie hate and pay attention to the authoritarian behind the curtain, troll.

It does belong to the country, because they're the ones providing the police and emergency response. The federal government may own the land, but that's all they do.


1. BLM-managed land "belongs" to the people of the USA, not the government;
2. BLM provides law enforcement, with Pershing and Washoe County support, and recoups costs from Burning Man (very few arrests per capita);
3. Gerlach is in Washoe County about 14 miles from the event, while Lovelock (Pershing County seat and closest town) is about 80 miles away and largely unaffected by the event.
 
2012-08-19 08:04:44 PM
TsukasaK: Medic Zero: And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996.

That's 16 years ago. It goes up to $56 based on the power of inflation alone, there are a hell of a lot more people going than there were 16 years ago (++ cleanup, logistics), and then there's the aforementioned governmental requirements which seem to increase the cost a wee bit every year.

I think what you're getting slammed for is the implication that BMO is somehow getting rich off the increased ticket prices, when that's pretty much not the case. They barely break even.


I don't think they are getting rich, I think someone else implied that, but I can see how ppl would think I was implying the same thing. I just feel once it got to the point that it was an Organization that required a HR person (or thought it did) and has lawyers from LA running around in Hummvee's with light bars on them pretending to be cops instead of being Danger Rangers, well that ain't my thing. Call me a hipster all you want, but when I started going you could walk around with a pistol on your hip or a rifle over your shoulder, drive out into the open desert if you wanted instead of being trapped inside a "trash fence", parachute flares rained down like the bridge scene in Apocalypse Now and things were genuinely dangerous. What it has become now is Not My Thing to such a large to degree that I won't work two jobs to just be able to afford to go. If I had never been "back in the day" maybe I wouldn't feel that way, but I do.

That said, everyone should go at least once in their lives and feel something different from everyday life in America or anywhere else in the world for that matter.
 
2012-08-19 08:11:09 PM
Magorn: Medic Zero: Kazan: HotIgneous Intruder: And that private profit is being made using public land.

YOU'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT WITH A PERMIT.

plus if you farking bothered to read "Black Rock City's" expenses you'd realize that in the end they make zero money.. tickets are expensive because of the logistics of setup AND CLEANUP

And somehow it only cost $35 for a ticket for it in 1996. I lost interest when they sent out an e-mail to people who had bought tickets the year before letting us know they were looking for a Human Resources person.

in 1999 what would become PDF was free and held on a national seashore and we passed the hat to cover expenses. In 2001 when we were kicked off the beach by the rangers for being too large, we need to cover about $4000 in expenses to hold our first event on private land so we sold tickets for the first time $20 in advance/$35 at the door. We Broke even the day before the event selling our 200th ticket. the 100 we sold at the door gave us enough of a cushion to hold another event that spring.

11 years later the tickets are $50 and we tend to sell all 1500 in about 7-8 mins during the two "ticket drops"

However the event now costs about $15-20,000 to put on, and the excess we make is going into a land purchase fund so we can afford to buy a bigger and more permanent home to accommodate more attendees and maybe even let us do more year-round events and promotion of the arts (build permanent studios on the premises, have an artist in residence program, etc)

Burning Man has had the same "problem" on a much larger scale: In 96 the event was 3 days long and had a couple thousand people. in 96 the BLM charged a flat fee to use the land, now they charge Per person/per day and require BM to pay for Police and fire protection they don't want or need (BM attracts a cadre of very experienced EMS/Firefighter types who volunteer during the event) Now it's also a week long, has 50,000 people and accommodates art on a scale that almost ...


Nice, so the people putting it on in 1996 weren't "grown ups"? You nearly discredit the rest of what you wrote when you stoop to that level at the end. You sound like someone who works year round for them being defensive, when otherwise up to that point your post seemed reasonable and thoughtful.

What would I have them do? Fragment it into several events in the same place spread over different or overlapping time periods. One larger event for all the tens of thousands of people who just want to party or rave and another smaller one, perhaps a week or two earlier that is for people who want to experience something a little different, a little more dangerous, and without all the rules, pseudo cops, and cops.
 
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