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(Short List)   The top 16 grooming scenes in movies. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time   (shortlist.com ) divider line
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2012-08-18 08:47:28 AM  
No Taxi Driver?
 
2012-08-18 09:30:40 AM  
Desperate list is desperate.
 
2012-08-18 09:37:28 AM  
List fails without Monkey washing cat.
 
2012-08-18 09:59:05 AM  
lh6.ggpht.com
 
2012-08-18 10:10:05 AM  
No mention of Phenomenon?
 
2012-08-18 10:16:03 AM  
America Psycho...

my god.... he a woman. it all makes sense now.
 
2012-08-18 10:58:31 AM  
List fails without Eegah!
 
2012-08-18 10:58:38 AM  
www.policebrutalitytv.com
 
2012-08-18 11:04:00 AM  
I thought they meant horses.
 
2012-08-18 11:07:07 AM  
No Royal Tannenbaum?
 
2012-08-18 11:08:24 AM  
Where's Gattaca?
 
2012-08-18 11:11:24 AM  
American Wedding?

/anyone want some cake?
 
2012-08-18 11:22:36 AM  
The comment section for that list make me weep for future of humanity. Mostly because I'm a white male and it makes me feel like there is some wave of "white male genocide" coming in the near future. Who the fark reads a "Top x List" and starts counting how many entries are male and female? Black and white? What the hell is wrong with people?

/Rant
 
2012-08-18 11:23:32 AM  

Capt_Fodder: The comment section for that list make me weep for future of humanity. Mostly because I'm a white male and it makes me feel like there is some wave of "white male genocide" coming in the near future. Who the fark reads a "Top x List" and starts counting how many entries are male and female? Black and white? What the hell is wrong with people?

/Rant


Aaaaaaand that's what having too many tabs open does for ya.
 
2012-08-18 12:42:04 PM  
Whoa, there is much fail in the arbitrary limitation of this list.

Though it hits some good points, too many other grooming 'milestones' have been forgotten. Shame, shame.

Barber, you missed a few spots.
 
2012-08-18 12:54:36 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-18 01:04:41 PM  
No "With Honors"?

cps-static.rovicorp.com

/I never wanted to be a razor so bad in all my life.
 
2012-08-18 01:20:19 PM  
I was hoping each entry would involve SJP
 
2012-08-18 02:09:39 PM  

Summoner101: No "With Honors"?

[cps-static.rovicorp.com image 600x405]

/I never wanted to be a razor so bad in all my life.


Moira Kelly... She and Robin Tunney loomed large in my 90's hot women list.
 
2012-08-18 02:12:19 PM  
One of my memorable male grooming scenes is Richard Gere as some lawyer.... and he wakes up in the morning, washes his face, shaves, and brushes his teeth, all with about a cup of water.
 
2012-08-18 02:49:57 PM  
List is meaningless without "Body Care and Grooming."
 
2012-08-18 02:55:51 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com 

/hotlinked
 
2012-08-18 02:58:41 PM  
Also, should have some American Psycho on there.

www.top10films.co.uk 

/hot
 
2012-08-18 02:59:53 PM  
Whoops it's on there, apparently I didn't spent a lot of time scanning the list.
 
2012-08-18 03:21:04 PM  

Ebenator: [img.photobucket.com image 400x250]


Nice. In a similar vein (or, at least, orifice), when Rob Schneider applied leg wax to his nose hair and pulled, I laughed 'til I cried. (Scene from The Beverly Hillbillies, the movie.)
/css
///also laughed at Mel Gibson's leg-waxing in What Women Want.


...and now for something completely different? Would've liked to have seen the sister-bonding/hairbrushing scene from Man in the Moon.
 
2012-08-18 03:37:51 PM  
i198.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-18 03:38:12 PM  

petuniapup:
...and now for something completely different? Would've liked to have seen the sister-bonding/hairbrushing scene from Man in the Moon.


....or, y'know, I could've noticed that TFA was about Male grooming scenes..
 
2012-08-18 03:41:46 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: No Royal Tannenbaum?


this
 
2012-08-18 04:09:55 PM  
www.sixteen19.com
i1.tribune.com.pk
 
2012-08-18 04:40:06 PM  
Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.
 
2012-08-18 05:03:50 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Dwight_Yeast: No Royal Tannenbaum?

this


That.
 
2012-08-18 05:05:12 PM  
The Beast aftershave commercial is from 'Rocky 2,' not 'Rocky.'
 
2012-08-18 07:07:38 PM  
No Edward Scizzorhands?
 
2012-08-18 07:58:58 PM  
For the creepiest and most unsettling, you can get grooming in every sense of the word in L.I.E.
 
2012-08-18 08:14:50 PM  
No Tombstone - Doc Holliday interrupting a shave to chat with Johnny Ringo, then sitting back down in the barber's chair?
 
2012-08-18 09:28:29 PM  

Ebenator: [img.photobucket.com image 400x250]


he's in god's country and getting a weak signal

haven't seen that movie in a few years...good movie
 
2012-08-18 10:22:18 PM  
Camus wasn't an existentialist. That's my biggest problem with the artical.
 
2012-08-19 10:44:47 AM  
Dracula?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
Stripes?
40 Year Old Virgin?
 
2012-08-19 09:03:53 PM  
Raising Arizona: John Goodman and the hair gel in the gas station bathroom.
 
2012-08-19 09:08:30 PM  
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-08-20 12:22:09 AM  
Wow. There really is a list for everything on the Internet. And no sooner do I think that, there's a list of comments full of "You forgot..."
 
2012-08-20 12:23:07 AM  

Mugato: No Taxi Driver?


TFA mentions it was excluded because no YouTube clip was available.
 
2012-08-20 08:53:31 AM  
American Gigolo

This scene was metrosexual loooong before metrosexual and definitely should have made the list.
 
2012-08-20 11:27:10 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

The scene where his father is shaving him.
 
2012-08-20 01:39:12 PM  
Bueller?
 
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