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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Butthole tattoo girl gives an interview, and unsurprisingly, she is as crazy as bag of crazed weasels that's just been appointed professor of crazy at UC Berkeley (some content Not safe for work)   (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com) divider line 352
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2012-08-18 02:34:39 AM
lelio: How you get an absence of something tattoed? That's like saying you want a donut hole with sprinkles (barring the inclusion of the munchkins).

Is this tat on the inside colon?


What a tattooed butthole might look like (so very, very NSFW)
 
2012-08-18 02:35:11 AM
Ruby starfruit.
 
2012-08-18 02:35:56 AM
DonkeyDixon: She looks like she'd be a biter and scratcher

She is an everything-er
 
2012-08-18 02:36:41 AM
Anyone catch the comments? Some very fine trolling and/or crazy close to Fark's finest going on there... though it starts to fall apart in the further you go.
 
2012-08-18 02:37:13 AM
One girl nicknamed me "dick shiat." I still don't know what it means.

Yeah, I can kinda smell the cheap aluminum wiring burning while you try to figure that one out.
 
2012-08-18 02:37:14 AM
Inquisitive Inquisitor: I never thought it was possible to out white-trash my sister, but this girl just accomplished it.

Bravo.


CSB time!
 
2012-08-18 02:39:03 AM
I'm sick as hell and just woke up in the middle of the night to spend the foreseeable future on the can.

This story makes me cringe.
 
2012-08-18 02:39:37 AM
AbbeySomeone: muldoon: LectertheChef: Tyrosine: I've got no problem with this chick: I appreciate people who debase themselves for my entertainment, even if that's not their intention.

Even better, she seems to be debase herself for her own entertainment. She's the honey badger of attention seeking white trash tramps.

No.

She has learned from early on that she cannot trust anyone. She has learned that pain hurts, so she has a self defense mechanism to enjoy pain. She tells herself it feels good, so that it cannot hurt her emotionally. Scars heal, she feels empowered by pain. Her ass tat, her jail record, her trashy youtube debut and all of the negative feedback should be painful, but makes her feel good because she enjoys the shame because she has no self esteem. Her only strength is that she can endure anything, and enjoys proving that.

She will never be right or normal, she was farked from the start (literally likely). She is not performing the trash role for your enjoyment, she is trash because that is all she has to cling to.

Sad, but true.


Just show her the movie Pretty Woman and she will be fine.
 
2012-08-18 02:40:30 AM
Clearly I'm not anal-retentive. I've already forgotten what this young mess had scrawled on her sphincter.
 
2012-08-18 02:41:46 AM
nmemkha: This would have been more practical

I actually met that girl. Can't remember her name, though.
 
2012-08-18 02:42:20 AM
Also, this is nothing new. The porn actress Adrenalynn got on anus tattoo something like 5 years ago.
 
2012-08-18 02:44:01 AM
Yeah, all those crazy nuclear weapons designers from UC Berkeley that have designed nearly every payload in the US arsenal --- she's just like them, all right.
 
2012-08-18 02:46:40 AM
i.imgur.com 
not really
 
2012-08-18 02:47:49 AM
DonkeyDixon: I'd pay good money to fark her. She looks like she'd be a biter and scratcher. Some people say it's a bad idea to fark crazy. I say it's a great idea as long as they don't know how to find you ever again.

you're a truly classy individual. maybe one day you'll upgrade to molesting people who are confined to wheelchairs.
 
2012-08-18 02:50:43 AM
There is a porn star called Adrenalynn who is known for having a tattoo in the same place.
 
2012-08-18 02:52:00 AM
Mock26: Also, this is nothing new. The porn actress Adrenalynn got on anus tattoo something like 5 years ago.

Sorry, I didn't see your comment before I posted.
 
2012-08-18 02:55:59 AM
doglover: http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/articles2/a97057_g035_7-nipples.jpg

I'm afraid to click for a jpg from someone named "doglover".
 
2012-08-18 03:04:53 AM
So, I can't be the only farker who has seen the youtube vid of the anonymous chick getting a star tattoo around her anus?

Some may consider it a bit graphic and bloody while others may find it to be 11 minutes or so of pure entertainment.

Surprised no one has mentioned it.
 
2012-08-18 03:05:39 AM
Wulfhardt: Mock26: Also, this is nothing new. The porn actress Adrenalynn got on anus tattoo something like 5 years ago.

Sorry, I didn't see your comment before I posted.


No worries. Just send me $67,491.01 and all will be forgiven.
 
2012-08-18 03:10:11 AM
mother of christ, do i need to eject from this ball of rock
 
2012-08-18 03:12:51 AM
gerbilpox: doglover: http://67.199.121.48/_media/imgs/articles2/a97057_g035_7-nipples.jpg

I'm afraid to click for a jpg from someone named "doglover".


www.filehurricane.com
 
2012-08-18 03:13:25 AM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: Pictures of said tattoo... you're welcome.

So what you're saying is that when she poops, it basically comes out of Rick Astley's mouth?



/And when you stick your dick in, it looks like Rick's blowing you.
 
2012-08-18 03:13:49 AM
There's nuts, crazy, and then there's mil-spec bonkers. Defense contractors would sell their firstborn to be able to bottle that kind of nuttery.
 
2012-08-18 03:19:17 AM
KrispyKritter: DonkeyDixon: I'd pay good money to fark her. She looks like she'd be a biter and scratcher. Some people say it's a bad idea to fark crazy. I say it's a great idea as long as they don't know how to find you ever again.

you're a truly classy individual. maybe one day you'll upgrade to molesting people who are confined to wheelchairs.


molest? i doubt he could come up with something she wouldn't consent to.
 
2012-08-18 03:19:49 AM
i.imgur.com

"But I..... poop from there."

"Not right now you don't!"

"Is it gonna hurt?"
 
2012-08-18 03:32:39 AM

I can't help but think that that picture would go well with

And now, for a very special episode of Blossom.
 
2012-08-18 03:35:46 AM
They should give her a reality show. The pilot could be an auction with several biker gangs.
 
2012-08-18 03:38:49 AM
Crazy... or GENIUS??
 
2012-08-18 03:52:19 AM
muldoon: LectertheChef: Tyrosine: I've got no problem with this chick: I appreciate people who debase themselves for my entertainment, even if that's not their intention.

Even better, she seems to be debase herself for her own entertainment. She's the honey badger of attention seeking white trash tramps.

No.

She has learned from early on that she cannot trust anyone. She has learned that pain hurts, so she has a self defense mechanism to enjoy pain. She tells herself it feels good, so that it cannot hurt her emotionally. Scars heal, she feels empowered by pain. Her ass tat, her jail record, her trashy youtube debut and all of the negative feedback should be painful, but makes her feel good because she enjoys the shame because she has no self esteem. Her only strength is that she can endure anything, and enjoys proving that.

She will never be right or normal, she was farked from the start (literally likely). She is not performing the trash role for your enjoyment, she is trash because that is all she has to cling to.


so were the people (multiple) who sexually abused her ever arrested?
 
2012-08-18 03:53:23 AM
www.choconet1.com
 
2012-08-18 03:56:39 AM
This is why we need lions, wolves, bears, and tigers roaming around IMO.

The gene pool is stagnant.
 
2012-08-18 04:00:37 AM
Hagenhatesyouall: This is why we need lions, wolves, bears, and tigers roaming around IMO.

The gene pool is stagnant.


She never had a chance. Her mother didn't protect her, and her father didn't either. The dudes in her life treated her like 'crazy' - stick it in and run away. She's farked until she finds something to replace the pain she seeks.

I feel bad for her. And they never should have tattooed her, when she was so obviously not in her right mind in that video. But that's going to be her life. People are going to keep using her, and being voyeurs to her self-abuse. It's very bad.
 
2012-08-18 04:09:37 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu:
so were the people (multiple) who sexually abused her ever arrested?

It seems her Dad went to prison for it. But to be honest, after he left she probably just got the same from whatever she encountered in life. step-dads, foster-homes, middle school boyfriends, whatever...

From the article:
He went away for 7 years for that. And seven is my lucky number, for what he did to me. There's a reason I was hurt, a reason I survived, and all it did was make me stronger.
 
2012-08-18 04:13:08 AM
Her father did things to her when she was a small infant?

There should be a ride inside a wood chipper instead of a jail time.
 
2012-08-18 04:20:25 AM
muldoon: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
so were the people (multiple) who sexually abused her ever arrested?

It seems her Dad went to prison for it. But to be honest, after he left she probably just got the same from whatever she encountered in life. step-dads, foster-homes, middle school boyfriends, whatever...

From the article:
He went away for 7 years for that. And seven is my lucky number, for what he did to me. There's a reason I was hurt, a reason I survived, and all it did was make me stronger.


And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
 
2012-08-18 04:23:44 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Hagenhatesyouall: This is why we need lions, wolves, bears, and tigers roaming around IMO.

The gene pool is stagnant.

She never had a chance. Her mother didn't protect her, and her father didn't either. The dudes in her life treated her like 'crazy' - stick it in and run away. She's farked until she finds something to replace the pain she seeks.

I feel bad for her. And they never should have tattooed her, when she was so obviously not in her right mind in that video. But that's going to be her life. People are going to keep using her, and being voyeurs to her self-abuse. It's very bad.


I agree with you, but having said that, if you are going to get a tattoo that's the best place for it. Not like anyone is going to see it by accident.
 
2012-08-18 04:25:35 AM
?

The biatch is crazy.
 
2012-08-18 04:26:17 AM
Never in a million years would I have guessed that a woman with an anus tattoo has daddy issues.
 
2012-08-18 04:37:28 AM
 
2012-08-18 04:43:06 AM
Relatively Obscure: So he got a black marker, and signed my ass in big bold letters and then put 999, so when you flip me over it says 666.

The Tax Code of the Beast!
 
2012-08-18 04:50:40 AM
Good lord there's some funny stuff here.
 
x23
2012-08-18 04:51:09 AM
halfof33: Mock26: "My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666."

No. If you divide that by two it would be March 6, at 3:06.

Yeah, how do you divide 4 numbers greater than 2 by 2 and end up with three numbers?


wait. i think i figured what she means...

March 6th would be 3/6 ... so you know. like three sixes. 666. same deal with 3:06... three sixes.

but yeah. it is definitely crazy person "math".
 
2012-08-18 04:55:53 AM
AbbeySomeone: muldoon: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
so were the people (multiple) who sexually abused her ever arrested?

It seems her Dad went to prison for it. But to be honest, after he left she probably just got the same from whatever she encountered in life. step-dads, foster-homes, middle school boyfriends, whatever...

From the article:
He went away for 7 years for that. And seven is my lucky number, for what he did to me. There's a reason I was hurt, a reason I survived, and all it did was make me stronger.

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away


Amazing that everyone buys her story. If it is true, her dad deserves the wood chipper, etc. But women this crazy make shiat up all the time. In a months time, it will probably be her brother who abused her or the local priest or the one-legged hop scotch champion.
 
2012-08-18 05:00:01 AM
crzytxn: Amazing that everyone buys her story. If it is true, her dad deserves the wood chipper, etc. But women this crazy make shiat up all the time. In a months time, it will probably be her brother who abused her or the local priest or the one-legged hop scotch champion.

Hey now, I was asking for evidence over an hour ago...
 
2012-08-18 05:13:37 AM
I don't believe in the word, Slut
But I do believe in the word, Skank.

eww...I think she may even deviate from Barney's crazy/hot curve...
 
2012-08-18 05:21:02 AM
I'm weasel years old and what is this?
 
2012-08-18 05:23:41 AM
A new low. Thanks Florida!
 
2012-08-18 05:38:28 AM
crazy in the head = crazy in bed!
 
2012-08-18 05:46:05 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Hagenhatesyouall: This is why we need lions, wolves, bears, and tigers roaming around IMO.

The gene pool is stagnant.

She never had a chance. Her mother didn't protect her, and her father didn't either. The dudes in her life treated her like 'crazy' - stick it in and run away. She's farked until she finds something to replace the pain she seeks.

I feel bad for her. And they never should have tattooed her, when she was so obviously not in her right mind in that video. But that's going to be her life. People are going to keep using her, and being voyeurs to her self-abuse. It's very bad.


Well, thanks for that, now I can't snark due to feeling pity.

IF I WANTED TO FEEL EMPATHY I WOULDN'T BE ON FARK!

/good points, of course, and props for being able to set aside the derision
 
2012-08-18 06:24:39 AM
...

reading that interview made me want to light the world on fire just to see it burn.
 
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