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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Butthole tattoo girl gives an interview, and unsurprisingly, she is as crazy as bag of crazed weasels that's just been appointed professor of crazy at UC Berkeley (some content Not safe for work)   (blogs.browardpalmbeach.com) divider line 352
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2012-08-18 10:16:14 AM
Coming soon to a porno near you....

blog.chron.com

The Girl With The Anal Tatoo
 
2012-08-18 10:16:42 AM
Delusions of grandeur and superiority. CHECK
emotional detachment. CHECK
Obsession with the grotesque and vulgar. CHECK
belief in exemption. from social norms due to cosmological bargaining. CHECK

Diagnosis: psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder

solution: booze, condoms; rinse, repeat
 
2012-08-18 10:17:00 AM

Karac: I was under the impression that fresh tattoos required care and maintenance. Keeping them covered, lotion, watching for signs of infection and all that. How does that work on a bunghole?

Maybe she goes commando all the time to keep the moisture and funk levels down.


It's still the tattoo 'artist' who made the decision to ink her, though. She, while drunk/high as fk, said 'I want to do this'... what is a tattoo 'artist's responsibility at that point? Is it like a bar, where now bartenders are empowered to say 'no more for you' even if it means they don't get any additional tips? Or is it like 'your life, i'm not responsible, i just take your cash'?
 
2012-08-18 10:24:56 AM

Clash City Farker: [cdn100.iofferphoto.com image 500x461]


I wonder how many casual farkers will even get that?
 
2012-08-18 10:26:13 AM

InvertedB: Coming soon to a porno near you....

[blog.chron.com image 398x550]

The Girl With The Anal Tatoo


A buddy of mine went to see that film with his mother not knowing what it was about.Nothing like watching bloody anal rape with your mother next to you.
 
2012-08-18 10:31:01 AM
So, this chick is famous because she went through a crappy life and enjoys anal? Isn't this almost every story of every pornstar?
 
2012-08-18 10:34:38 AM

terminalx: So, this chick is famous because she went through a crappy life and enjoys anal? Isn't this almost every story of every pornstar?


But she had the intestinal fortitude to have her story documented by being filmed getting an anal tattoo.

It is kinda of funny how she thinks that the "fame" she has gotten by this will lead to truck loads of money being dumped on her porch.
 
2012-08-18 10:35:19 AM
Why is anyone interested in this positively or negatively? It's so meh.
 
2012-08-18 10:36:59 AM

ongbok: terminalx: So, this chick is famous because she went through a crappy life and enjoys anal? Isn't this almost every story of every pornstar?

But she had the intestinal fortitude to have her story documented by being filmed getting an anal tattoo.

It is kinda of funny how she thinks that the "fame" she has gotten by this will lead to truck loads of money being dumped on her porch.


Her trailer has a porch?
 
2012-08-18 10:39:04 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-18 10:39:08 AM

you are a puppet: New Times: That's the story. They all wanna know, how did this start?

Maria Louise Del Rosario: Honey boo boo!


You know, a lot of folks are calling this chick 'white trash' and such.............. but that name says she's 'latin'. Latina. Like George Zimmerman. Does she self-identify as 'brown' or as 'white'? What do Latinos and Latinas have to say?

/can a person be counted as a minority if they have the majority's white skin privilege?
//would she have gone viral if she looked like America Ferrera
 
2012-08-18 10:40:09 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com

"When I got my asshole tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain."
-Albert Einstein
 
2012-08-18 10:40:40 AM
I remember seeing a pic a couple years ago of a girl who had tattooed in a circle around her... butthole, if you will, that said "One hole to rule them all". I thought it was awesome.
 
2012-08-18 10:47:05 AM
She should enjoy her time. Why? She will probably be dead in a year.
 
2012-08-18 10:48:39 AM
Well, that was certainly depressing.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-18 10:50:29 AM
i.imgur.com

/has more loose screws than a hardware store that was bombed
 
2012-08-18 10:53:26 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-18 10:59:03 AM
Crazy and STD's aside, I bet that chick would be the best piece of ass EVAR.

Once.
 
2012-08-18 11:00:09 AM
THIS IS WHERE BONERS GO TO DIE
 
2012-08-18 11:02:09 AM

I May Be Crazy But...: halfof33: I_Hate_Iowa: No, idiot. You're dividing by 2, so you only divide half of them.

June 6, at 6:06.

Then you have too many sixes, and since it's one too many, you divide the one by half, which gives you 3.5. Then it's just a matter of rounding to the nearest whole number, which is of course 3.

666, QED.


I was told there was no crazy math.

/csb: one time someone explained that I was the devil because half means cutting something in two and 33 times two is 66 and if we add "half" of that number we get another 6 which is 666. And I was like, damn, busted.

Yeah, like I'm going to believe anything Lucifer tells me.


The crazy math reminds me of Ogre's quote in one of the Revenge of the Nerds films. The one where Ogre joins the nerds and they are all lying down, staring up at the stars and talking about need stuff...

Ogre: "What if C-A-T really spelled dog?"

He re-wrote the alphabet and didn't even realize it. This girl's math may just lead us into a whole new dimension.
 
2012-08-18 11:02:51 AM

doyner: I'd say she has her head on straight. She wants to avoid the Anna Nicole Smith-style autopsy report.

Remarkable.


That made me actually LOL.
 
2012-08-18 11:03:47 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Crazy and STD's aside, I bet that chick would be the best piece of ass EVAR.

Once.


For you to breed with.
 
2012-08-18 11:04:57 AM

swangoatman: muldoon: She will never be right or normal, she was farked from the start (literally likely). She is not performing the trash role for your enjoyment, she is trash because that is all she has to cling to.

That's why,if she became a stripper, I would tip her an extra dollar.


It'll be so much better when she's crying.
 
2012-08-18 11:05:42 AM
She's can't be white trash. She' s not white.
 
2012-08-18 11:09:05 AM
I don't think she's crazy, but if you made a Venn diagram, the overlap of "her world" and "our world" would be labellled "jail."l
 
2012-08-18 11:20:25 AM
If she had it done in Devil's hole cave ( niagara Ny) I might have developed some respect for her.
 
2012-08-18 11:25:28 AM

Harry_Seldon: Why would anyone get there anus tattooed? No one is even going to see it there.


Guess again! I'd like to see it. I wonder if it tastes like chicken.
 
2012-08-18 11:31:36 AM
This story is really depressing to me cause I've known a few girls like this in my life. What's sad is you show them a little kindness for a time and it opens up a whole other world of problems. And you see first hand just how much damage has been done and how much they hate themselves and you wanna run the farkheads down who caused all this shiat. My current GF is in therapy for her adopted father raping her.

But holy fark I laughed like a crazed hyena at those quote pics.
 
2012-08-18 11:36:29 AM

x23: halfof33: Mock26: "My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666."

No. If you divide that by two it would be March 6, at 3:06.

Yeah, how do you divide 4 numbers greater than 2 by 2 and end up with three numbers?

wait. i think i figured what she means...

March 6th would be 3/6 ... so you know. like three sixes. 666. same deal with 3:06... three sixes.

but yeah. it is definitely crazy person "math".


Or 6+12+6+12 = 36/2 = 18 = 6 + 6 + 6
 
2012-08-18 11:36:36 AM
If her story is true, I really can't muster the snark to make fun of her.

Most people who got over backgrounds of abuse at least where lucky enough to have SOMEONE to support them and told them that they deserve better and do better (Or have an outstanding determination and drive). Seems to be that she was just used non stop since too early.

If it's true, this is sad indeed.

/Mom is a social worker, some of her stories are just awful...
 
2012-08-18 11:40:19 AM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-18 11:43:00 AM
The quote pics are making me laugh so hard I think I cracked a rib. Good job everyone, good job.
 
2012-08-18 11:47:31 AM
I'm not sure Jacob Katel, ace reporter for the Broward-Palm Beach New Times, was really doing her any favors by conducting this interview.

Oh, the ethical dilemmas we face in this brave New Journalism world.
 
2012-08-18 11:48:50 AM
This thread has taken a turn for the beautiful.
 
2012-08-18 11:51:49 AM

doglover: theorellior: but the idea of needleguns and E. coli anywhere near each other makes my skin crawl.

The blood pushes the germs out and if you double down on alcohol your anus isn't much different from the rest of your skin in terms of bacterial flora. Just don't poop for a bit and you'll be right as rain.

Personally, I'd be more concerned with someone discovering I had an ass tat than any infections.


No. Just no.
 
2012-08-18 11:55:01 AM
This is what fame has come to? Not just for a sex tape with the brother of a forgettable singer/actress but now, butt-hole tattoos? This woman actually thinks this is her ticket?
 
2012-08-18 12:01:33 PM
So a nasty, scraggly, greasy looking, biatch gets her asshole tattooed and she's famous?

Goddammit so much
 
2012-08-18 12:01:57 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: I feel bad for her


Why lie? Why lie about it on the internet when you're completely capable of being honest? You don't feel bad for her. You don't know her. You never will. She isn't going to sleep with you. Why pretend you actually give a crap especially when you're anonymously posting online? This is the one place in your life where you can, and probably should, be completely honest but you feel compelled to lie to us and perhaps yourself.

I'm mostly curious. I do think it says something about your moral fiber but I'm disinclined to care about that a great deal. I'm just curious as to why you'd pretend you cared and why you think we'd believe such an absurd statement.
 
2012-08-18 12:08:10 PM

UnspokenVoice: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I feel bad for her

Why lie? Why lie about it on the internet when you're completely capable of being honest? You don't feel bad for her. You don't know her. You never will. She isn't going to sleep with you. Why pretend you actually give a crap especially when you're anonymously posting online? This is the one place in your life where you can, and probably should, be completely honest but you feel compelled to lie to us and perhaps yourself.

I'm mostly curious. I do think it says something about your moral fiber but I'm disinclined to care about that a great deal. I'm just curious as to why you'd pretend you cared and why you think we'd believe such an absurd statement.


I feel bad for the experiences she has had in her life that make her act out in this way. However, I think that with enough personal drive and ambition you can still be a person with enough class and dignity to survive in society.

I was filled with disgust when I first read the story, but hate the world for what we now are: taking an abused individual and using her as a cheap source of freak show entertainment. Although I guess we as humans have done it for hundreds of years.
 
2012-08-18 12:14:18 PM

UnspokenVoice: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I feel bad for her

Why lie? Why lie about it on the internet when you're completely capable of being honest? You don't feel bad for her. You don't know her. You never will. She isn't going to sleep with you. Why pretend you actually give a crap especially when you're anonymously posting online? This is the one place in your life where you can, and probably should, be completely honest but you feel compelled to lie to us and perhaps yourself.

I'm mostly curious. I do think it says something about your moral fiber but I'm disinclined to care about that a great deal. I'm just curious as to why you'd pretend you cared and why you think we'd believe such an absurd statement.


Because some folks aren't so emotionally drained and callused that they are capable of putting themselves in the shoes of a complete stranger. They've had hard times in their life and are capable of feeling empathy for those who have had even worse.
 
2012-08-18 12:17:04 PM

UnspokenVoice: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I feel bad for her

Why lie? Why lie about it on the internet when you're completely capable of being honest? You don't feel bad for her. You don't know her. You never will. She isn't going to sleep with you. Why pretend you actually give a crap especially when you're anonymously posting online? This is the one place in your life where you can, and probably should, be completely honest but you feel compelled to lie to us and perhaps yourself.

I'm mostly curious. I do think it says something about your moral fiber but I'm disinclined to care about that a great deal. I'm just curious as to why you'd pretend you cared and why you think we'd believe such an absurd statement.


Why do you feel the need to project your lack of a soul on other people?
 
2012-08-18 12:30:00 PM
Like, umm, totally like, WTF is like, the matter with her grey matter?

I support her as a candidate for humanitarian sterilization. It would be cruel to let her breed.
 
2012-08-18 12:31:41 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu:

This is a chick for whom all the dudes she ends up with use and abuse her, and never stand by her or beside her. She needs a serious intervention, but I'm guessing the tattoo community has seen it all before and will let her hit rock bottom so she can find the will to pull herself out of her own abyss, right?

It still is not going to be something nice to watch. She's someone who probably thinks they deserve this crap. I mean, look at the 'positive' attention she got while she was getting the tattoo, from onlookers, while she lifted up her skirt and bent over to show off her tattoo, and then from when it went viral.


"Tattoo community" You must know something I don't~

You can only intervene successfully if there's trust there to use as currency to productive exchange. Guessing she trusts her arsehole artist more than most other bipeds.

Drugged chicks aside, I have yet to meet one who got used and didn't end up letting it happen or making a rational decision to let it happen.

"Positive" in any other way but electrically is a relative term.

She looks better than Snooki/Pamela, has more of a plan than Kim Bigassian, and follows her plans better than Paris Hilton did... And depending on how she covers up that dude's name on her brown-eye, could foster a whole internet meme along the lines of "Penis Goes There!"

If she's happy doing her thing, I'm happy observing from a safe distance. Everyone should appreciate an attention whore who is proud of it... Or look the other way~
 
2012-08-18 12:34:21 PM
See this is why i come to 4Chan.
 
2012-08-18 12:38:27 PM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2012-08-18 12:47:29 PM
possible tattoos she got there:

the stargate

Bajorian wormhole
 
2012-08-18 12:47:40 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

i.imgur.com 

I thought I had seen her before!
 
2012-08-18 12:52:56 PM

Jaws_Victim: UnspokenVoice: ExperianScaresCthulhu: I feel bad for her

Why lie? Why lie about it on the internet when you're completely capable of being honest? You don't feel bad for her. You don't know her. You never will. She isn't going to sleep with you. Why pretend you actually give a crap especially when you're anonymously posting online? This is the one place in your life where you can, and probably should, be completely honest but you feel compelled to lie to us and perhaps yourself.

I'm mostly curious. I do think it says something about your moral fiber but I'm disinclined to care about that a great deal. I'm just curious as to why you'd pretend you cared and why you think we'd believe such an absurd statement.

I feel bad for the experiences she has had in her life that make her act out in this way. However, I think that with enough personal drive and ambition you can still be a person with enough class and dignity to survive in society.

I was filled with disgust when I first read the story, but hate the world for what we now are: taking an abused individual and using her as a cheap source of freak show entertainment. Although I guess we as humans have done it for hundreds of years.


Disgust? Yes, with those who feel inclined to appease the future reality show stars. Sorrow for her abuse? Not when they're using it as a crutch and excuse for all their bad choices. Even without that? No, probably not. Don't know her, don't care. If I were personally invested in this person then, sure. I'm not.

The person weeping in sorrow for this poor poor person is deluding themselves and hoping we go along for the ride.

I May Be Crazy But...: Because some folks aren't so emotionally drained and callused that they are capable of putting themselves in the shoes of a complete stranger. They've had hard times in their life and are capable of feeling empathy for those who have had even worse.


See above, particularly my last sentence. You don't really believe they care, do you? If you stop and think about it chances are VERY good that you don't either. Hell, the chick's story is probably half lies and half attempts at getting either a porn contract or a reality show. If you felt sorry for this person you'd do something, no matter how small, or try to do something.

Tman144: Why do you feel the need to project your lack of a soul on other people?


I think you should attend fewer religious ceremonies. You don't have a soul.

So tell me, if you feel sorry for somebody and do nothing, what does that make you?

You don't feel sorry for her nor do I lack anything though I suspect you meant maybe humanity instead of soul. I have plenty of humanity and am probably far more charitable and far more giving than you think (and probably more than you but that's a unique thing and due more to my being financially able to).

You're free to your delusions and grandstanding but, really, you don't feel sorry for this person. You don't even care beyond a moment of entertainment. You can pretend you do but you'll have forgotten their name by the end of the weekend.

Stop watching television. It is you and your ilk that is making reality television so popular. She'll make good porn though, so there is that.
 
2012-08-18 12:55:46 PM
She's on something in the video.
 
2012-08-18 12:56:37 PM
I...I think I just died a little.
 
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