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(Fox Sports)   Hope Solo is tired from carrying her teammates, needs a nap. Also, Chastain doesn't know shiat about soccer. I'm sorry, which one of you was it that choked in your World Cup playoffs?   (msn.foxsports.com) divider line 83
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2012-08-17 06:01:25 PM
I would happily carry Hope Solo
 
2012-08-17 06:06:19 PM
i392.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-17 06:06:56 PM
They both should take off their shirts and run around a while before finally wrestling it out.
 
2012-08-17 06:11:09 PM
When I found out that her memoir was going to be titled "Solo: A Memoir of Hope" my eyes rolled so hard that they become stuck that way for a week.
 
2012-08-17 06:13:40 PM
Jeez, Hope, if you don't lighten up I might not let you do a header on my goalpost.
 
2012-08-17 06:21:04 PM
Koona t'chuta, Solo?
 
2012-08-17 06:24:55 PM
Dibs on Wambach. I hear she gives great head.


/what?
 
2012-08-17 06:38:50 PM
I saw Solo on SportsCenter this morning hawking her new book. Textbook example of a stuck-up biatch trying to come off as a not stuck up not biatch.
 
2012-08-17 06:56:36 PM
LOL KICKBALL
 
2012-08-17 06:58:33 PM
It's women's soccer, who the hell cares.
 
2012-08-17 06:58:48 PM
"Greg didn't seem to like my tone. I wasn't crying, I wasn't folding. I wasn't making it easy. Instead, I was fighting back with words and logic, keeping my emotions tacked down. So he tried to provoke me, just as he had on the field all summer ... We were both silent. I had nothing left to say so I stood up to leave. Greg leaned over and pushed me back down on the couch. Hard. 'You f-king leave when I say you can leave,' he said. I was stunned that he had touched me."

On Wednesday morning, Ryan, now the coach of Michigan's women's soccer team, denied any allegations of a physical altercation.


If this were a male soccer player, the push would hardly be mentioned.
 
2012-08-17 07:03:10 PM
basemetal: It's women's soccer, who the hell cares.

Athletic bra manufacturers and retailers. That's who.
 
2012-08-17 07:04:06 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Koona t'chuta, Solo?

In her book she claims to have done the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.
 
2012-08-17 07:07:03 PM
Nadie_AZ: If this were a male soccer player, the push would hardly be mentioned.

Unless it was on the field, then they'd need a stretcher.
 
2012-08-17 07:10:12 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I would happily carry Hope Solo

I'd encase her in carbonite and hang her on my wall. If you know what I mean.
 
2012-08-17 07:17:07 PM
JUST SHUT IT!
 
2012-08-17 07:24:35 PM
I like Hope Solo. She's spunky. I and love spunky.
 
2012-08-17 07:29:31 PM
Nadie_AZ: If this were a male soccer player, the push would hardly be mentioned.

If this were a male soccer player, there wouldn't actually be any push but the person on the receiving end would nonetheless fall to the ground and commence putting on an agonized scenery-chewing performance worthy of Al Pacino.
 
2012-08-17 07:34:47 PM
Krymson Tyde: They both should take off their shirts and run around a while before finally wrestling it out.

I thought you were straight.
 
2012-08-17 07:56:19 PM
Marcus Aurelius: I like Hope Solo. She's spunky. I and love spunky.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/does not agree
 
2012-08-17 08:17:56 PM
Not even one pic yet?

Here, I will get things started.

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2012-08-17 08:21:07 PM
I cannot wait for ten years or so when she writes her second book, saying she's from ClamBamistan but the man kept her from coming out when she was playing.
 
2012-08-17 08:49:22 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Koona t'chuta, Solo?

In my bed, Solo always gets to shoot first
 
/sporty and nerdy reference
 
2012-08-17 08:50:39 PM
basemetal: It's women's soccer, who the hell cares.

Well, for one, Americans who want to support a national team that might just play for the championship every once in awhile...right Landon Donovan?
 
2012-08-17 09:09:16 PM
Gold Medal. Does a lot of your talking for ya.
 
2012-08-17 09:37:31 PM
Hmm, last World Cup it came out that she was injured. The world cup before involved one of the dumbest coaching decisions outside of Brad Childress.

Solo was defending her teammate on twitter against Chastain. Good for her!
 
2012-08-17 09:40:17 PM
Liked her for awhile, not so much now. Stop whining.

She also accused one of the fruity dancers on DWTS of roughing her up, we get it you like don't like men or past soccer players, coaches etc.. STFU already.
 
2012-08-17 09:40:38 PM
generalDisdain: I cannot wait for ten years or so when she writes her second book, saying she's from ClamBamistan but the man kept her from coming out when she was playing.

Snicker
 
2012-08-17 09:44:46 PM
SilentStrider: Dibs on Wambach. I hear she gives great head.

She scores all the time with her great head, but from what I've seen, what she does with balls is pretty painful.
 
2012-08-17 09:56:49 PM
great players don't always make great commentators
 
2012-08-17 10:02:00 PM
edmo: Gold Medal. Does a lot of your talking for ya.

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Talks a lot louder than the Olympics, period. Hope hasn't won the World Cup, and it's a farking disgrace.
 
2012-08-17 10:09:26 PM
Trocadero: edmo: Gold Medal. Does a lot of your talking for ya.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 362x500]
Talks a lot louder than the Olympics, period. Hope hasn't won the World Cup, and it's a farking disgrace.


Actually, it'd be this

www.worldcupbuzz.com

Also, don't blame Hope for her teammates missing THREE penalties. Hope saved the same amount in the final as she did in the quarterfinals, and just as many as Scurry saved in 1999. The only difference is that her teammates hit the back of the net in the quarterfinals. In the final? not so much.
 
2012-08-17 10:09:47 PM
Marcus Aurelius: I like Hope Solo. She's spunky. I and love spunky.

media.tumblr.com

//that was a hoot
 
2012-08-17 10:19:49 PM
img.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-08-17 10:23:36 PM
Hope Sole is a modestly attractive by Fark standards.
 
2012-08-17 10:39:49 PM
There's a fine line between "outspoken" and "biatch".
 
2012-08-17 10:46:43 PM
Ahem.
 
2012-08-17 10:56:43 PM
She really is starting to come off as a biatch. It seems like every time there is an 'issue' she plays the 'Gee, I don't understand why people are being mean to me' card while acting like its perfectly fine for her to spout out whatever she wants.

/would still hit it though.
 
2012-08-17 11:02:12 PM
She seems like a total psychopath.
 
2012-08-17 11:05:37 PM
We're talking about the goalie? Not a real player, but the goalie? That's like wasting time reading about NFL kickers.
 
2012-08-17 11:07:08 PM
never heard of her, don't care about soccer

but after reading that interview, she's made a fan... and then the pics... yowza!
 
2012-08-17 11:11:48 PM
So sad... not one pic of her smuggling raisins....

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-17 11:12:09 PM
generalDisdain: I cannot wait for ten years or so when she writes her second book, saying she's from ClamBamistan but the man kept her from coming out when she was playing.

There is talk that several members of the Olympic squad identify as bi. Wambach and Solo are both candidates for that. Sad thing is, there is less blowback if the ladies who are would come out as 'just' lesbian. A college friend who does a lot of work for bi awareness has actually met with team members trying to convince them that it will help if they came out now instead of after their careers are over.
 
2012-08-17 11:22:17 PM
msupf: generalDisdain: I cannot wait for ten years or so when she writes her second book, saying she's from ClamBamistan but the man kept her from coming out when she was playing.

There is talk that several members of the Olympic squad identify as bi. Wambach and Solo are both candidates for that. Sad thing is, there is less blowback if the ladies who are would come out as 'just' lesbian. A college friend who does a lot of work for bi awareness has actually met with team members trying to convince them that it will help if they came out now instead of after their careers are over.


Abby Wambach is in about the transparentest of transparent glass closets, everybody on the planet who even remotely follows women's soccer knows she has a girlfriend.
 
2012-08-17 11:23:53 PM
gold medal means nothing when you pay off the referee
 
2012-08-17 11:30:14 PM
ontariolightning: gold medal means nothing when you pay off the referee

So I guess her gold medal from 2008 that she won fair and square doesn't count either?
 
2012-08-17 11:31:10 PM
My takeaway from the article is that she's the Terrel Owens of Women's Soccer.
 
2012-08-17 11:36:27 PM
Woolwine: Trocadero: edmo: Gold Medal. Does a lot of your talking for ya.

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 362x500]
Talks a lot louder than the Olympics, period. Hope hasn't won the World Cup, and it's a farking disgrace.

Actually, it'd be this

[www.worldcupbuzz.com image 448x269]

Also, don't blame Hope for her teammates missing THREE penalties. Hope saved the same amount in the final as she did in the quarterfinals, and just as many as Scurry saved in 1999. The only difference is that her teammates hit the back of the net in the quarterfinals. In the final? not so much.


Solo didn't have to cheat like Scurry did, either.
 
2012-08-17 11:36:46 PM
Woolwine: ontariolightning: gold medal means nothing when you pay off the referee

So I guess her gold medal from 2008 that she won fair and square doesn't count either?


i didn't pluralise medal, so I guess I only meant one medal?
 
2012-08-17 11:37:56 PM
rynthetyn: msupf: generalDisdain: I cannot wait for ten years or so when she writes her second book, saying she's from ClamBamistan but the man kept her from coming out when she was playing.

There is talk that several members of the Olympic squad identify as bi. Wambach and Solo are both candidates for that. Sad thing is, there is less blowback if the ladies who are would come out as 'just' lesbian. A college friend who does a lot of work for bi awareness has actually met with team members trying to convince them that it will help if they came out now instead of after their careers are over.

Abby Wambach is in about the transparentest of transparent glass closets, everybody on the planet who even remotely follows women's soccer knows she has a girlfriend.


Ok, and part of 'bisexual' means dating and sleeping with members of the same sex.
 
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