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(Baltimore Sun)   Man breaks into Maryland home, strips to his underwear, cooks chicken pot pie and washes it down with a boatload of crazy   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 30
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2012-08-17 09:04:20 PM
"NO BURGLAR! THIS IS MY POT PIE! NO BURGLAR! BAD BURGLAR! MOM, BURGLAR'S BEING A DILDO"
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2012-08-17 09:11:34 PM
 
2012-08-17 09:16:53 PM

Walker: "NO BURGLAR! THIS IS MY POT PIE! NO BURGLAR! BAD BURGLAR! MOM, BURGLAR'S BEING A DILDO"
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Done in one. Was the first thing I thought of, too.
 
2012-08-17 10:29:40 PM
It's true. We are a weird little state.

I'm ok with that.
 
2012-08-17 10:44:10 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Another link where they have him licking the remote.


Well how do you change the channels, smart guy?
 
2012-08-17 10:44:28 PM
Most any pot pie is pretty awesome.
 
2012-08-17 10:45:24 PM
At what temperature is crazy properly served at?

I've got an ex who should really know....
 
2012-08-17 10:45:26 PM
Just seems just wrong cooking a chicken pot pie in the home of the Salisbury steak...
 
2012-08-17 10:45:31 PM
BATH SALTS!
 
2012-08-17 10:47:45 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-08-17 10:48:02 PM
E Nuff Honkey
 
2012-08-17 10:48:20 PM
Chicken Pot Pie. Three of my favorite things.
 
2012-08-17 10:50:54 PM

Walker: MOM, BURGLAR'S BEING A DILDO


"Well, I know a burglar who's sleeping with mommy tonight."

FTA : Officers tell The Daily Times of Salisbury that Neff was also baking a pot pie he found in the kitchen

Those things take forever.
 
2012-08-17 10:51:47 PM
Sounds like a textbook case of baking and entering.
 
2012-08-17 11:17:07 PM

The Southern Dandy: Chicken Pot Pie. Three of my favorite things.


well done. I concur.
 
2012-08-17 11:19:58 PM
 
2012-08-17 11:22:04 PM

The Southern Dandy: Chicken Pot Pie. Three of my favorite things.


Sounds like a guy I know.. or 2.
 
2012-08-18 12:15:37 AM
Little did he know they had a nanny cam set up...

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2012-08-18 12:19:36 AM
The homeowner called 911 and then hid upstairs?????????????
HID?
 
2012-08-18 12:31:54 AM

The Southern Dandy: Chicken Pot Pie. Three of my favorite things.


Not necessarily in that order, but I hear ya.

/first you smoke the pot
//then you eat the pie
///then you fark the ... wait ... no ...
 
2012-08-18 12:42:02 AM

Buffet: The homeowner called 911 and then hid upstairs?????????????
HID?



Probably no Castle Doctrine in MD.
 
2012-08-18 01:12:13 AM

Philbb: The Southern Dandy: Chicken Pot Pie. Three of my favorite things.

Not necessarily in that order, but I hear ya.

/first you smoke the pot
//then you eat the pie
///then you fark the ... wait ... no ...


PLUCK ... you pluck the chicken
/ or if you succumb to the filter, you plark the chicken 

Also: great headline submitter!
 
2012-08-18 01:18:20 AM

Apos: BATH SALTS!


No, no, then it would be a people pot pie.
 
2012-08-18 02:01:13 AM
 
2012-08-18 02:35:33 AM

Driver: Philbb: The Southern Dandy: Chicken Pot Pie. Three of my favorite things.

Not necessarily in that order, but I hear ya.

/first you smoke the pot
//then you eat the pie
///then you fark the ... wait ... no ...

PLUCK ... you pluck the chicken
/ or if you succumb to the filter, you plark the chicken 


Right ... yeah .. that's what I meant ... you keep plarking that chicken!
 
2012-08-18 02:47:13 AM

Piestar: Just seems just wrong cooking a chicken pot pie in the home of the Salisbury steak...


On the contrary, chicken is always in good taste in Salisbury, MD:

www.corkscrew-balloon.com
 
2012-08-18 05:08:20 AM

craxyd: Buffet: The homeowner called 911 and then hid upstairs?????????????
HID?


Probably no Castle Doctrine in MD.


Hmm. A logical assumption. Made me wonder, so I checked. In fact, they do. Thanks for inspiring me to investigate and learn something.
The doctrine, for me however, would be irrelevant. I simply cannot imagine hiding anywhere - least of all my own home. I live for the day some would-be burglar/thief decides to invade my home! I'll leave my wallet out, in plain sight, for 'em. It's easy to identify. Looks just like Jules Winnfield's.
 
2012-08-18 10:29:19 AM

Buffet: I live for the day some would-be burglar/thief decides to invade my home! I'll leave my wallet out, in plain sight, for 'em. It's easy to identify. Looks just like Jules Winnfield's.


Except it has chrome studs and a built-in taser.
 
2012-08-18 12:43:51 PM
He was just hungry. And hot. I'd have offered him a cold beer before sending him on his way.
 
2012-08-18 05:14:02 PM

Buffet: craxyd: Buffet: The homeowner called 911 and then hid upstairs?????????????
HID?


Probably no Castle Doctrine in MD.

Hmm. A logical assumption. Made me wonder, so I checked. In fact, they do. Thanks for inspiring me to investigate and learn something.
The doctrine, for me however, would be irrelevant. I simply cannot imagine hiding anywhere - least of all my own home. I live for the day some would-be burglar/thief decides to invade my home! I'll leave my wallet out, in plain sight, for 'em. It's easy to identify. Looks just like Jules Winnfield's.



I stand corrected.
I agree with 98% of the rest or your statement...
While I do not live for the day... Running and hiding is not an option either.
I don't leave my wallet laying around either.
 
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