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(Daily Mail)   Sometimes a chick is so smoking hot that you just cannot wait. You simply must do her right there, in broad daylight, in the public swimming pool   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 109
    More: Florida, Erich Wiedmann, East Naples, Essex, Naples News, Al Roker  
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2012-08-17 08:23:51 PM
Yeah, been guilty of doing that, in a crowded pool, more than a few times....

The chick was a lot hotter though....
 
2012-08-17 08:39:10 PM
You and I have a vastly different concept of "smoking hot", smitty.
 
2012-08-17 08:52:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-17 08:53:03 PM
Yeah, I've done that. Once. It was late at night at my health club, and me and my girlfriend were the only ones in the pool.

Felt kind of bad about it later.
 
2012-08-17 09:56:27 PM
Sometimes a chick is so smoking hot that you just cannot wait.

This is not one of those times.
 
2012-08-17 11:09:12 PM
Oh Fark! Jesus sunny!

/but good for her, really
 
2012-08-17 11:09:55 PM
/farking auto correct
 
2012-08-17 11:10:25 PM
Sometimes you just need the adrenaline.

And sometimes the chick is Amy Smart.
 
2012-08-17 11:10:31 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-17 11:11:11 PM
Maybe subby meant smocking hot, as in you have to wear a lab coat to do her?
 
2012-08-17 11:11:16 PM
Sometimes, yes.

This time? No.
 
2012-08-17 11:11:23 PM
{almost anything besides green} is a hell of a drug!
 
2012-08-17 11:13:13 PM
 
2012-08-17 11:13:22 PM

spqr_ca: Sometimes a chick is so smoking hot that you just cannot wait.

This is not one of those times.


Came here to say exactly this. Sees that you beat me to it.

/definitely NOT one of those times
//DEFINITELY not
 
2012-08-17 11:13:56 PM
More: Florida, Erich Wiedmann, East Naples, Essex, Naples News, Al Roker

WTF
 
2012-08-17 11:14:26 PM
gross
 
2012-08-17 11:14:50 PM
The one-time 7-11 clerk with prior pot charges. This story is full of win.
 
2012-08-17 11:15:16 PM
Didn't RTFA. Saw pic and ran away. Tell me they drained the pool!
 
2012-08-17 11:15:20 PM
Her pic is giving me shrinkage.
 
2012-08-17 11:16:32 PM
To be honest, the dude is damn fine looking, 49 or not. Hell, I'd be tempted to do naughty things with him in public -- I can't image it'd be different if I looked like a gigantic, aged podling from the Dark Crystal.
 
2012-08-17 11:17:30 PM
Oh for lard sakes, I hope it was adult swim time.
 
2012-08-17 11:18:17 PM

MyPenIsHuge: Didn't RTFA. Saw pic and ran away. Tell me they drained the pool!


They didn't have to - all the water splashed out the sides during that loggerhead's foul gyrations
 
2012-08-17 11:19:07 PM
Actual, honest question - doesn't sex in a pool rob the woman of her uh, natural lube?

I thought it would get kinda raw and painful in the water...
 
2012-08-17 11:19:10 PM
Man do I ever subby, subby. But they call the cops on you at the kiddy pool. But at least I get to introduce myself to all the neighbors, so there is always a silver lining.
 
2012-08-17 11:20:17 PM

MrHappyRotter: I can't image it'd be different if I looked like a gigantic, aged podling from the Dark Crystal.


WTF? I was planning on watching The Dark Crystal tonight, but you just ruined it for me. What's wrong with you? Some thing are sacred, you know?
 
2012-08-17 11:21:20 PM
They were probably just taking advantage of the near zero gravity environment.
 
2012-08-17 11:23:05 PM
You know how sometimes you look at someone from a distance and you pretend to squeeze their tiny head? I think someone did that to this guy and it worked.
 
2012-08-17 11:25:24 PM

Hale-Bopp: You know how sometimes you look at someone from a distance and you pretend to squeeze their tiny head? I think someone did that to this guy and it worked.


He does look like he was once with the Vice Squad.
 
2012-08-17 11:26:14 PM
Question: Were pool noodles involved?
 
2012-08-17 11:28:15 PM
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Don't you people have homes?!?!

/Hot like a Baby Ruth in the Florida sun
 
2012-08-17 11:29:49 PM
The only Seamen that should be in the pool is the Navy kind...
 
2012-08-17 11:31:57 PM
img3.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-17 11:34:01 PM
I thought pool farking was verboten due to lubrication/friction/chlorinated water issues (among other things).

DNRTFA
 
2012-08-17 11:36:16 PM
This is one I have trouble wrapping my legs around.
 
2012-08-17 11:37:34 PM

But Wait There's More: You and I have a vastly different concept of "smoking hot", smitty.


*sigh*

img.photobucket.com

REALLY need to add to that "especially on British sources (Sun/Daily Fail)"

One day all of Fark will learn that this shiat gets the greenlight each and every time.
 
2012-08-17 11:38:44 PM

MrHappyRotter: To be honest, the dude is damn fine looking, 49 or not. Hell, I'd be tempted to do naughty things with him in public -- I can't image it'd be different if I looked like a gigantic, aged podling from the Dark Crystal.


(pulling up article) hm. yeah, he probably cleans up well. have to see the rest of his body. he looks mighty proud of himself. :\ oh well, dudes will fk anything, the studmen in this thread notwithstanding.
 
2012-08-17 11:43:04 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I am amazed nobody has said anything about the picture, this is photoshopped right? His forehead goes on for days..
 
2012-08-17 11:46:23 PM
As if there aren't enough bodily fluids already in a public pool...
 
2012-08-17 11:47:02 PM

JadedFloridian: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x469]

I am amazed nobody has said anything about the picture, this is photoshopped right? His forehead goes on for days..


His head is shaped like a watermelon in a vice.
 
2012-08-17 11:47:22 PM

JadedFloridian: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x469]

I am amazed nobody has said anything about the picture, this is photoshopped right? His forehead goes on for days..


img710.imageshack.us

Don't you hate it when there's a dickhead in the pool?
 
2012-08-17 11:50:50 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: JadedFloridian: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x469]

I am amazed nobody has said anything about the picture, this is photoshopped right? His forehead goes on for days..

[img710.imageshack.us image 696x450]

Don't you hate it when there's a dickhead in the pool?


Holy shiat, 'shop some pink on that guy and he's Patrick Star.
 
2012-08-17 11:51:53 PM

lockers: Man do I ever subby, subby. But they call the cops on you at the kiddy pool. But at least I get to introduce myself to all the neighbors, so there is always a silver lining.


Is this you?

superdickery.com
 
2012-08-17 11:52:12 PM
But Wait There's More: You and I have a vastly different concept of "smoking hot", smitty.

In all fairness, I've done worse... I mean have you seen subby's mom?
 
2012-08-17 11:54:52 PM
The guy sort of reminds me Adam Baldwin, but I think there's an actor who looks even more like him. I can't pinpoint who it is, though.
 
2012-08-17 11:56:57 PM

MrHappyRotter: To be honest, the dude is damn fine looking, 49 or not. Hell, I'd be tempted to do naughty things with him in public -- I can't image it'd be different if I looked like a gigantic, aged podling from the Dark Crystal.


Really? He looks like he was raised by Maya who put his head in a jar as a kid.
 
2012-08-17 11:57:26 PM

Znuh: Actual, honest question - doesn't sex in a pool rob the woman of her uh, natural lube?

I thought it would get kinda raw and painful in the water...


The one time in that hotel's hot tub was just awful because of that. Never go at it in the water, just flop her over the side of the pool and...

Er, that's what a friend of mine said. I haven't done anything that immoral or disgusting.
 
2012-08-17 11:58:01 PM

thegod082: The guy sort of reminds me Adam Baldwin, but I think there's an actor who looks even more like him. I can't pinpoint who it is, though.


He looks 70/30 like a split between Adam Baldwin and Ron Perlman, with a dash of Larry the Cable Guy.
 
2012-08-18 12:01:05 AM

thegod082: The guy sort of reminds me Adam Baldwin, but I think there's an actor who looks even more like him. I can't pinpoint who it is, though.


he looks familiar to me too, can't place it though
 
2012-08-18 12:01:40 AM
How did I end up at... wat...

http://youtu.be/Rai9SiBRv50
 
2012-08-18 12:02:05 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

"Has anyone seen my fez and bow tie?"
 
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